The Jeffersons Real Men Dont Dry Clean S10E14 Subtitles

At 00:00:01,260, Character said: Well, we're moving on up, we're moving
on up, to the...

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At 00:01:25,040, Character said: Of course, Jefferson.

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At 00:01:25,520, Character said: Yes, again.

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At 00:01:28,160, Character said: Look, have you found my wife yet?

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At 00:01:29,960, Character said: I know the class broke up late, but the
help center is not that big.

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At 00:01:35,060, Character said: Why don't you just cover up your
mustache and take a look in the ladies'

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At 00:01:39,460, Character said: You a lady?

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At 00:01:40,380, Character said: Hello, hello.

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At 00:01:42,440, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:01:44,060, Character said: It's about time.

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At 00:01:46,600, Character said: Where you been?

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At 00:01:48,040, Character said: Well, gee, George, I was just upstairs
peeking through Helen's diary.

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At 00:01:54,670, Character said: they want to see that new shirt machine.

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At 00:01:56,390, Character said: It's not a shirt machine, Willis.

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At 00:01:58,070, Character said: It's a hydraulic shirt puffer.

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At 00:02:00,530, Character said: We can't see it yet because the girls
are not back from their defense class

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At 00:02:03,710, Character said: Well, they're not.

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At 00:02:04,870, Character said: I wonder what's keeping them. I don't
know.

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At 00:02:07,270, Character said: Probably hanging around with that
teacher, drooling all over them.

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At 00:02:10,270, Character said: Oh, George, you don't mean they've g***t a
crush on their instructor.

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At 00:02:13,030, Character said: Are you kidding? That's all they talk
about, Ben Carter. Just because he's

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At 00:02:16,330, Character said: all around the world and done all kind
of adventures.

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At 00:02:18,870, Character said: They think Ben Carter does this, Ben
Carter does that.

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At 00:02:21,710, Character said: Ben Carter!

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At 00:02:23,080, Character said: talking about that gorgeous hunk of man,
Ben Carter?

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At 00:02:25,740, Character said: What are you talking like that for? I
lost my voice.

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At 00:02:28,680, Character said: Oh, well, that's a start. Now, how about
the rest of your body?

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At 00:02:33,480, Character said: Florence, don't tell me you know Ben
Carter, too.

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At 00:02:36,060, Character said: Yes, I take self -defense classes from
him every Tuesday night.

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At 00:02:39,680, Character said: Florence, isn't that an insult to the
Lord? I mean, he took a lot of time and

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At 00:02:42,580, Character said: patience throwing that face of yours
together, you know.

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At 00:02:46,080, Character said: Mr. Jefferson, you're just jealous of
Ben Carter.

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At 00:02:48,740, Character said: Jealous of Ben Carter? Why should I be
jealous of him?

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At 00:02:51,710, Character said: He's a man just like I **. He puts his
pants on one leg at a time, too.

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At 00:02:56,710, Character said: But his don't fit Mickey Mouse.

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At 00:03:01,670, Character said: Oh, shut up, Willis.

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At 00:03:03,850, Character said: Ben Carter ain't nothing.

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At 00:03:05,470, Character said: Ain't nothing?

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At 00:03:06,390, Character said: The man's been all over the world, done
just about everything a man can do. But

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At 00:03:10,390, Character said: you, you're just a dry cleaner.

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At 00:03:14,770, Character said: Just a dry cleaner, huh? You try telling
that to somebody in gabardine face down

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At 00:03:18,970, Character said: in the mud.

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At 00:03:20,220, Character said: And I challenge any man one -on -one who
thinks he can beat me.

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At 00:03:24,700, Character said: Oh, George!

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At 00:03:28,260, Character said: I would like you to meet Ben Carter.

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At 00:03:38,080, Character said: Good to meet you, George.

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At 00:03:39,400, Character said: Your wife told me all about you. Yeah,
she told me all about you, too, so I

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At 00:03:43,100, Character said: guess there's nothing left for us to
talk about, right? See you later, Ben.

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At 00:03:48,940, Character said: This is my husband, Tom.

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At 00:03:51,920, Character said: Hi, Ben. Just call me Butch.

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At 00:03:57,040, Character said: George, Ben was nice enough to walk
Helen and me home after class, so I

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At 00:04:02,460, Character said: him up for a chat.

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At 00:04:03,900, Character said: Then chat he shall.

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At 00:04:05,860, Character said: I want to speak to you for a minute over
here.

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At 00:04:08,560, Character said: Excuse us. We'll be right back.

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At 00:04:11,180, Character said: Well, Lisa, I thought you were going to
go over to see my shirt puffer. I **,

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At 00:04:14,480, Character said: but right now we have a guest. No, you
have a guest.

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At 00:04:18,029, Character said: Well, give him a chance.

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At 00:04:20,190, Character said: He's absolutely fascinating.

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At 00:04:23,350, Character said: More fascinating than my new shirt
puffer?

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At 00:04:26,370, Character said: George, I'll be glad to see your shirt
puffer after we talk with Ben. Now, come

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At 00:04:31,550, Character said: on and please behave yourself.

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At 00:04:34,070, Character said: Oh, Ben's been telling us about some of
his incredible adventures.

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At 00:04:38,710, Character said: Did you tell him about that awful cave
-in, Ben? Oh, I don't want to take up

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At 00:04:41,790, Character said: of your time. Oh, tell him. Oh, very
well.

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At 00:04:47,850, Character said: I was in Australia, exploring this old
abandoned mineshaft, when all of a

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At 00:04:53,310, Character said: I heard this rumbling.

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At 00:04:54,910, Character said: You should have tried some Pepto
-Bismol.

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At 00:04:59,870, Character said: The next thing I knew, before I had a
chance to react, the whole mine

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At 00:05:06,710, Character said: There I was, trapped, deep beneath the
earth.

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At 00:05:09,810, Character said: Total darkness.

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At 00:05:11,510, Character said: Just the rat.

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At 00:05:13,070, Character said: The bat.

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At 00:05:15,120, Character said: And me with no more than two hours of
oxygen.

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At 00:05:18,000, Character said: If I was lucky.

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At 00:05:20,160, Character said: Did you make it out, Ben?

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At 00:05:28,400, Character said: Well, I think what he means is... What
do you mean?

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At 00:05:34,440, Character said: Forgive me. I was just caught up in your
story. Tell him how you made it out,

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At 00:05:39,300, Character said: Ben. Well, it took me three hours.

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At 00:05:42,350, Character said: But I dug my way out. Wait a second. You
said you only had two hours of air

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At 00:05:45,970, Character said: left. I did.

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At 00:05:47,250, Character said: That was for any other man.

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At 00:05:49,330, Character said: That's where my Eastern meditation
training came in.

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At 00:05:53,810, Character said: I

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At 00:05:54,250, Character said: was able

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At 00:06:01,110, Character said: to slow down my heartbeat and
respiration enough to hold out. Tom,

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At 00:06:05,110, Character said: fabulous? Oh.

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At 00:06:06,970, Character said: Helen, that's nothing. Did I ever tell
you about the time I had to proofread an

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At 00:06:11,050, Character said: E .E. Cummings poem?

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At 00:06:14,250, Character said: I nearly went out of my mind.

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At 00:06:17,830, Character said: Go ahead, Ben.

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At 00:06:22,190, Character said: George, did you notice the ornament Ben
has around his neck? Yes.

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At 00:06:27,070, Character said: What'd you do, Ben? Break in the zoo and
mug a panda?

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At 00:06:31,950, Character said: For your information, George, that is a
real Kodiak bear claw.

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At 00:06:37,030, Character said: I had to kill the bear in self -defense.

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At 00:06:39,650, Character said: Oh, you used your own two hands?

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At 00:06:41,770, Character said: Actually, I did it with one hand. I had
to use the other one to rescue the cub.

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At 00:06:45,890, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:06:49,030, Character said: You believe this guy, Willis?

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At 00:06:50,890, Character said: Ben, don't be verbose. Just say to my
dear friend Tom.

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At 00:06:55,030, Character said: I mean, Butch.

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At 00:06:57,110, Character said: Killing a bear ain't that tough. Anybody
can kill a bear.

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At 00:07:00,040, Character said: I'll tell you something tough. You tried
cleaning grease stains over 600 aprons.

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At 00:07:03,660, Character said: That, my friend, is tough.

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At 00:07:06,600, Character said: I'm sure you were equal to those stains,
George.

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At 00:07:09,440, Character said: It's been nice chatting with you, but
I've g***t to get my ten miles in today.

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At 00:07:12,780, Character said: You're a runner, too?

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At 00:07:14,180, Character said: Sort of.

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At 00:07:15,100, Character said: I'm going to be in the Boston Marathon,
but I'm just using that as a tune -up

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At 00:07:18,400, Character said: for the triathlon in Hawaii.

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At 00:07:20,120, Character said: Oh, well, then, why don't Helen and I
walk you downstairs?

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At 00:07:24,400, Character said: We'll be back in a few minutes, George,
and then we'll all go see your fluffer.

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At 00:07:30,280, Character said: Puffer, wheeze, shirt puffer.

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At 00:07:34,560, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:07:36,020, Character said: Did I ever tell you ladies about the
time I fell into the Amazon River?

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At 00:07:39,980, Character said: Had to wrestle an alligator.

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At 00:07:45,130, Character said: I hope he gets frostbited at knees.

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At 00:07:48,130, Character said: Oh, come on, George. You've g***t to give
the man a little credit.

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At 00:07:50,830, Character said: What are you talking about, Willis? You
take away Carter's strength, bravery,

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At 00:07:53,650, Character said: and his good looks and what you've g***t
left.

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At 00:07:55,290, Character said: You.

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At 00:07:59,470, Character said: What are you laughing at, Willis? Can't
you see what's going on here?

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At 00:08:02,250, Character said: What? Our wives think this guy is more
interesting than we are.

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At 00:08:05,650, Character said: Well, isn't he?

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At 00:08:06,670, Character said: Well, yeah, but we don't want them to
know it.

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At 00:08:09,890, Character said: Now, George, you know, it's not in my
nature to put the man down.

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At 00:08:13,880, Character said: I mean, first of all, he has led an
interesting life.

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At 00:08:17,000, Character said: And secondly, I don't...