Watch El Guachiman - Free Movies (2011) Subtitles

At 00:00:01,448, Character said: [upbeat latino music]

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At 00:00:48,889, Character said: Such a nice dance, Laurita...

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At 00:00:50,901, Character said: - You g***t me crazy. - Yes?

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At 00:00:53,607, Character said: And this?

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At 00:00:55,952, Character said: Cocharcas's Virgin.

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At 00:00:57,552, Character said: For good luck.

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At 00:00:59,060, Character said: Do you feel lucky?

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At 00:01:00,724, Character said: Very lucky.

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At 00:01:01,868, Character said: For your test tomorrow!

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At 00:01:03,540, Character said: Dummy!

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At 00:01:09,697, Character said: You can't leave me like this...

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At 00:01:15,959, Character said: No, Alex, you're crazy.

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At 00:01:17,401, Character said: There's a baby sleeping there.

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At 00:01:22,025, Character said: OK, then...

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At 00:01:24,626, Character said: Let's go to my place.

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At 00:01:34,341, Character said: OK.

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At 00:01:36,053, Character said: Let's go to your place.

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At 00:02:06,108, Character said: I love men in uniform.

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At 00:02:09,287, Character said: I'd love to see you tomorrow
in your security guard uniform!

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At 00:02:12,740, Character said: You'll see.

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At 00:02:13,784, Character said: Tomorrow...

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At 00:02:14,954, Character said: I'll pass the test.

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At 00:02:16,610, Character said: And with the uniform I'm gonna...

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At 00:02:18,785, Character said: We're here.

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At 00:02:27,429, Character said: Here you have.

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At 00:02:30,815, Character said: Five...

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At 00:02:36,869, Character said: Five...

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At 00:02:39,410, Character said: Six...

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At 00:02:43,228, Character said: Eighty.

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At 00:02:44,680, Character said: I owe you twenty.

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At 00:02:45,837, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:49,268, Character said: - Let's go. - Do you live here?

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At 00:02:50,548, Character said: Yes, here. Look, this way.

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At 00:02:52,455, Character said: Here, grab the handrail here

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At 00:02:54,910, Character said: Careful.

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At 00:02:57,974, Character said: Here.

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At 00:02:59,177, Character said: Come on.

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At 00:03:01,706, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:03:04,133, Character said: I'll put on some music.

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At 00:03:09,432, Character said: Do you want to take a sit?

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At 00:03:13,434, Character said: I haven't put order in the house
yet, I haven't had time because of...

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At 00:03:16,154, Character said: Tomorrow's test.

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At 00:03:18,108, Character said: But tomorrow, tomorrow...

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At 00:03:20,106, Character said: Will be different, dif...

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At 00:03:25,501, Character said: But...

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At 00:03:26,834, Character said: I will have more...

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At 00:03:28,213, Character said: More time.

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At 00:03:29,224, Character said: Do you want something to eat?

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At 00:03:31,231, Character said: It's from yesterday actually.

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At 00:03:34,451, Character said: - You want to dance. - No, no, no.

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At 00:03:36,630, Character said: The thing is that, that...

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At 00:03:37,548, Character said: [latino music]

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At 00:03:38,800, Character said: I just remembered that my dad...

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At 00:03:41,537, Character said: - But I'll get you there. - No, no.

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At 00:03:43,333, Character said: If I don't arrive early in the
morning, my dad will kill me

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At 00:03:45,736, Character said: Besides, you have to
rest for your test, so bye.

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At 00:03:47,771, Character said: No, no, Laurita, come.

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At 00:03:49,045, Character said: Laurita, no!

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At 00:03:51,739, Character said: - Taxi! - Laurita, no, come...

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At 00:03:53,315, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:03:54,640, Character said: - Please. - No, no.

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At 00:03:55,645, Character said: I promise, tomorrow with
your guard uniform, bye.

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At 00:03:58,431, Character said: Laurita, no, please don't go.

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At 00:04:01,249, Character said: - I'll get you to your home. - No, no.

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At 00:04:03,822, Character said: Laurita, no!

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At 00:04:04,847, Character said: Laurita.

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At 00:04:05,886, Character said: Laurita...

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At 00:04:11,767, Character said: [crickets chirping]

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At 00:04:27,267, Character said: The Nutty Guard.

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At 00:04:38,464, Character said: Cadets.

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At 00:04:40,947, Character said: Everything ends today!

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At 00:04:44,717, Character said: Today, you'll stop being pussies,

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At 00:04:48,762, Character said: and become men!

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At 00:04:53,408, Character said: After the tests...

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At 00:04:55,791, Character said: We'll decide who's in,

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At 00:04:58,066, Character said: and who's out.

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At 00:05:00,193, Character said: Because here,

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At 00:05:01,869, Character said: in Centauro Security,

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At 00:05:04,744, Character said: we just want...

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At 00:05:06,490, Character said: men!

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At 00:05:08,892, Character said: Is that clear?

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At 00:05:10,064, Character said: Yes, Sir!

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At 00:05:11,574, Character said: I don't hear you.

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At 00:05:12,824, Character said: Yes, Sir!

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At 00:05:13,674, Character said: I don't hear you, s***t!

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At 00:05:15,157, Character said: Yes, Sir!

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At 00:05:16,745, Character said: To your tests!

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At 00:05:20,429, Character said: Who are you clapping to?

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At 00:05:32,368, Character said: I'm going, I'm going!

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At 00:05:37,224, Character said: What is it, cadet?

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At 00:05:38,551, Character said: - Are you a p***y? - No, Sir.

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At 00:05:41,628, Character said: Up!

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At 00:05:43,366, Character said: With a smile, p***y!

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At 00:05:45,930, Character said: [rock music]

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At 00:05:58,072, Character said: [crowd cheering]

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At 00:06:14,625, Character said: OK, the test is over.

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At 00:06:18,462, Character said: Wait for the result in the backyard.

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At 00:06:34,869, Character said: Sit there.

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At 00:06:36,388, Character said: Don't grab anything.

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At 00:06:38,098, Character said: What could I grab?

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At 00:06:39,622, Character said: Just sit there...

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At 00:07:10,830, Character said: Thanks, Normita.

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At 00:07:21,112, Character said: Cantoguaranga

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At 00:07:23,649, Character said: Alejandrino.

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At 00:07:26,496, Character said: Yes, Sir, Alex.

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At 00:07:32,892, Character said: Very well.

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At 00:07:35,517, Character said: Very well.

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At 00:07:37,620, Character said: Stay up.

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At 00:07:41,473, Character said: You must get used to it.

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At 00:07:43,139, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:07:46,468, Character said: When I came in, I saw you were
staring at something in the office.

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At 00:07:49,726, Character said: N... no.

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At 00:07:51,456, Character said: Did you want something from here?

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At 00:07:52,834, Character said: No, Sir.

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At 00:07:54,250, Character said: I was...

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At 00:07:56,354, Character said: Everyone wants something, Alex.

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At 00:07:59,235, Character said: And what you wanted...

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At 00:08:01,958, Character said: Is your picture...

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At 00:08:04,911, Character said: to be next to those pictures.

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At 00:08:11,163, Character said: Is that true?

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At 00:08:13,430, Character said: No, Sir, no.

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At 00:08:14,644, Character said: I want to work.

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At 00:08:15,985, Character said: I want to work.

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At 00:08:17,007, Character said: Of course you do.

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At 00:08:18,271, Character said: Of course you do.

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At 00:08:19,625, Character said: But, for your picture to
be next to those pictures...

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At 00:08:25,463, Character said: You must have...

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At 00:08:35,618, Character said: Ho-nest.

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At 00:08:39,358, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:08:41,007, Character said: Are you honest, Alex?

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At 00:08:42,385, Character said: I'm honest, Sir.

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At 00:08:43,418, Character said: I'm honest and I...

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At 00:08:44,618, Character said: And I want to work.

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At 00:08:45,717, Character said: That's good.

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At 00:08:47,061, Character said: Good.

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At 00:08:47,758, Character said: You must be honest.

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At 00:08:50,384, Character said: Or don't you want the job?

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At 00:08:51,540, Character said: No, I do want the job, Sir.

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At 00:08:53,041, Character said: And I'm honest.

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At 00:08:55,427, Character said: Get it into your head.

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At 00:09:03,454, Character said: Ouch, that's it.

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At 00:09:04,837, Character said: That's it.

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At 00:09:06,602, Character said: Sign here.

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At 00:09:11,650, Character said: That's it. Honest.

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At 00:09:14,417, Character said: Take that paper to the staff office,
you're going out in half an hour, OK?

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At 00:09:18,400, Character said: In half an hour, Sir?

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At 00:09:19,587, Character said: Ho...

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At 00:09:20,964, Character said: Nes...

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At 00:09:22,136, Character said: T.

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At 00:09:24,469, Character said: Understand, Alex?

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At 00:09:26,644, Character said: Honest.

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At 00:09:29,984, Character said: Thank you very much for...

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At 00:09:31,789, Character said: For...

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At 00:09:33,087, Character said: For...

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At 00:09:37,557, Character said: Ho-nest.

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At 00:09:45,392, Character said: Hello, honey. Yes, yes.

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At 00:09:47,241, Character said: Of course we're going to the cinema.

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At 00:09:49,217, Character said: No, my wife won't.

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At 00:09:50,828, Character said: No, she's with the kids, don't worry.

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At 00:09:53,227, Character said: Ho-nest.

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At 00:10:04,192, Character said: [adventurous music]

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At 00:10:48,911, Character said: Falopio

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At 00:10:50,511, Character said: Cantoguaranga, Alejandrino Falopio.

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At 00:10:53,989, Character said: S***t, shut up!

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At 00:10:56,697, Character said: - What's the a***e's name? - Falopio.

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At 00:10:59,184, Character said: Who's Falopio?

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At 00:11:00,745, Character said: Me, Sir, here.

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At 00:11:02,055, Character said: But, my name is Alex.

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At 00:11:04,097, Character said: OK, you.

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At 00:11:05,143, Character said: Grab your vest.

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