Scary Movie Current Hd (2000) Subtitles

At 00:00:19,733, Character said: - Hello.
- Wanna have a little fun?

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At 00:00:22,568, Character said: - Who's this?
- Tell me your name and I'll tell you mine.

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At 00:00:25,818, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:00:27,819, Character said: - What's that noise?
- Oops. I farted.

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At 00:00:30,861, Character said: - I didn't think you would hear me.
- No, that popping noise.

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At 00:00:34,238, Character said: Oh. I'm making popcorn.
I'm getting ready to watch a video.

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At 00:00:38,073, Character said: - Ooh. What is it?
- It's just a scary movie.

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At 00:00:41,866, Character said: - Do you like scary movies?
- Mm-hmm.

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At 00:00:43,950, Character said: - What's your favorite?
- Mm, I don't know.

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At 00:00:47,243, Character said: Think.

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At 00:00:49,243, Character said: Oh, I know. Um, Kazaam,
the one where Shaq plays a genie.

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At 00:00:52,869, Character said: - That's not a horror movie.
- Well, you haven't seen Shaq act.

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At 00:00:58,122, Character said: - Hey, you have a nice voice.
- Thanks.

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At 00:01:01,331, Character said: You never did tell me your name.

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At 00:01:03,582, Character said: Why do you wanna know my name?

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At 00:01:05,917, Character said: Cause I wanna know
who I'm looking at.

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At 00:01:10,293, Character said: What--
What did you say?

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At 00:01:12,502, Character said: Nice breasts.

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At 00:01:14,877, Character said: Look, what do you want?

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At 00:01:16,878, Character said: I wanna see
what your insides look like.

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At 00:01:19,671, Character said: Well-- Well, then,
turn to page 54.

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At 00:01:22,130, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:23,882, Character said: Hey, nice.

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At 00:01:27,589, Character said: Listen, a***e, you've had your fun,
now you better stop or else.

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At 00:01:31,842, Character said: - Or else what?
- Or else my boyfriends
gonna be here any minute,

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At 00:01:35,010, Character said: and he's black
and he'll kick your a***s.

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At 00:01:37,135, Character said: - Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:39,137, Character said: You mean the one who wears makeup
and dresses like a woman?

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At 00:01:41,387, Character said: - How did you know?
- Turn the porch lights on.

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At 00:01:50,558, Character said: Help! Help!

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At 00:01:53,724, Character said: Oh, that's not my boyfriend.
I mean, I've

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At 00:01:55,956, Character said: f***d him a couple of
times, but that's it.

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At 00:01:58,267, Character said: Look, I'm calling the cops.

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At 00:02:01,602, Character said: Go ahead. Call the cops.

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At 00:02:03,894, Character said: But you might wanna
check the back door first.

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At 00:02:07,063, Character said: You forgot to lock it.

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At 00:02:32,113, Character said: Take that, you psycho!

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At 00:02:37,240, Character said: I cant feel my legs.

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At 00:02:39,450, Character said: I think my arm is broken.

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At 00:02:42,034, Character said: - Sorry.
- I want my mommy.

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At 00:02:48,660, Character said: Hello, Drew.

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At 00:03:08,085, Character said: Oh, God!

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At 00:04:09,981, Character said: - Daddy! Daddy!
- Ugh!

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At 00:04:14,274, Character said: Daddy!

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At 00:04:16,943, Character said: Daddy!

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At 00:04:19,360, Character said: Daddy, no! No!

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At 00:04:24,445, Character said: - Did you hear something?
- No, I didn't hear anything.

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At 00:04:53,997, Character said: Bobby, what are you doing?
My dads in the other room.

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At 00:04:58,874, Character said: It just occurred to me. I never
climbed through your window before.

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At 00:05:01,666, Character said: Now that you g***t it out of your system,
Bobby, you have to leave.

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At 00:05:05,292, Character said: Why?

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At 00:05:06,667, Character said: Shh. Come on.

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At 00:05:09,044, Character said: What's going on in there?

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At 00:05:11,044, Character said: Ow! Daddy's head is stuck.
Unstick Daddy's head.

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At 00:05:14,462, Character said: Dad, can you knock?

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At 00:05:17,546, Character said: - Knock?
I thought I heard screaming in here.
- No. No, you didn't, Dad.

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At 00:05:22,048, Character said: Well, it could've been that crack
I smoked earlier, I guess.

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At 00:05:24,799, Character said: - Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it was.

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At 00:05:26,716, Character said: I gotta leave town
for a couple of days.

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At 00:05:28,885, Character said: No big deal. Just that new business
I started with those Colombian guys?

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At 00:05:31,719, Character said: - Oh, you mean Uncle Escobar.
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

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At 00:05:34,637, Character said: Well, there's a problem.
Some money went missing.

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At 00:05:37,053, Character said: And apparently,
some legs are gonna get broken.

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At 00:05:39,222, Character said: It's just better if I lay low
for a couple of days.

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At 00:05:41,721, Character said: - If the cops raid the place--
- I never heard of you.

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At 00:05:44,223, Character said: - And don't forget--
- To flush your stash.

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At 00:05:46,640, Character said: Oh, you are my little girl.
I love you so much...

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At 00:05:49,600, Character said: that I left you a little something
in the coffee can.

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At 00:05:51,725, Character said: - Dad--
- But you have to remember to step
on it before you sell it.

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At 00:05:55,435, Character said: - Now, what are you
gonna cut it with?
- Um, baking--

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At 00:05:58,435, Character said: Baking soda.
Not baking powder.

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At 00:06:00,436, Character said: Because baking powder guys
will have muffins growing
out of their nose.

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At 00:06:03,562, Character said: You love that joke,
don't you, honey?

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At 00:06:05,898, Character said: You've loved that joke
since you were two years old.

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At 00:06:09,232, Character said: - Okay, well--
- Okay, I love you.

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At 00:06:11,441, Character said: - I love you.
- Have a good trip.

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At 00:06:13,483, Character said: - Bye.
- Bye. Whew!

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At 00:06:16,027, Character said: Is the coast clear?

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At 00:06:18,318, Character said: Oh, Cindy, that nightgown.

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At 00:06:21,611, Character said: That was close. God!

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At 00:06:27,988, Character said: I was, uh, home watching
The Exorcist, and it
g***t me thinking about you.

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At 00:06:32,990, Character said: If this is about the
time I puked green

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At 00:06:35,033, Character said: slime and masturbated
with a crucifix--

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At 00:06:37,200, Character said: It was my first keg party, Bobby.

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At 00:06:39,450, Character said: No. No. Uh, it was edited for TV.
All the good stuff was cut out.

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At 00:06:44,077, Character said: So you thought you would just climb
through my window...

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At 00:06:47,078, Character said: and we would
play bump-bump?

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At 00:06:49,203, Character said: I was kind of hoping
to get my balls licked,

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At 00:06:51,372, Character said: but I wouldn't wanna break
your little underwear rule,
now, would I?

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At 00:06:54,164, Character said: So maybe just some
on-top-of-the-clothes type stuff?

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At 00:07:00,793, Character said: Okay. But just for a minute.

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At 00:07:18,964, Character said: What the--

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At 00:07:21,341, Character said: Wrong set.

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At 00:07:26,884, Character said: Bobby! Oh, Bobby!

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At 00:07:30,553, Character said: I don't wanna wait
for our lives to be over

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At 00:07:33,803, Character said: - No, Bobby, don't.
- Ow!

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At 00:07:38,180, Character said: Jeez.

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At 00:07:41,057, Character said: Yeah, my dad.

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At 00:07:43,765, Character said: Okay, stud,
you have to go now.

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At 00:07:51,810, Character said: Oh, um,
about the s***x stuff?

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At 00:07:54,436, Character said: I was only half serious.
I don't wanna rush you or anything.

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At 00:07:56,895, Character said: Hey, would you settle
for PG-13?

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At 00:08:00,229, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:08:04,273, Character said: Oh, jeez!

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At 00:08:05,648, Character said: -- Good night, Bobby.

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At 00:08:13,568, Character said: Shorty, you are so loud.

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At 00:08:16,860, Character said: And make sure you take
your behind to class today.

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At 00:08:19,610, Character said: - I do be going to class.
- Lunch is not a class, Shorty.

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At 00:08:22,987, Character said: It is when you g***t
the munchies.

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At 00:08:25,405, Character said: - See, that's why
you such a dumb-a***s.
- Your mother.

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At 00:08:29,407, Character said: You my brother.
That's your mother too, jackass.

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At 00:08:33,491, Character said: Oh, yeah.
Well, then, your fathers stupid.

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At 00:08:36,868, Character said: So? I don't know him.

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At 00:08:39,535, Character said: Yeah, me neither.

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At 00:08:42,494, Character said: - Hey, girl, you ready?
- Yeah, in a minute.

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At 00:08:47,830, Character said: - We're gonna be late.
- Wait. There's Buffy.

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At 00:08:50,706, Character said: I don't know why
you hang out with her.

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At 00:08:54,123, Character said: - She is such a ho.
- Why do you say that?

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At 00:08:56,582, Character said: Cause I've seen her.

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At 00:08:59,250, Character said: - My friend Sean
had a pool party this summer.
- Sean?

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At 00:09:02,168, Character said: You know, Puff Daddy?

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At 00:09:04,252, Character said: Anyway, everybody was drinking
Cristal champagne.

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At 00:09:06,836, Character said: And then it started to
get wild, and people

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At 00:09:08,379, Character said: were getting freaky in
the pool and stuff.

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At 00:09:10,045, Character said: I look over and there was
your girl getting buck wild
in the Jacuzzi.

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At 00:09:14,255, Character said: So?

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At 00:09:15,923, Character said: With a backup dancer.

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At 00:09:19,174, Character said: I mean, that's nasty.

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At 00:09:21,175, Character said: That's-That's lower
than the security guard.

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At 00:09:23,468, Character said: At least security can get you backstage.
She don't love herself.

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