Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell s03e12 The Dammed Subtitles

At 00:00:02,350, Character said: You want to talk the greatest of all
time.

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At 00:00:05,450, Character said: The fifth Land Before Time was the
quintessential Land Before Time. You're

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At 00:00:10,210, Character said: an a***e.

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At 00:00:10,990, Character said: All right, it's the third film. Oh,
everyone says the third. Yeah, because

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At 00:00:16,030, Character said: g***t the raptors in it and the
pterodactyl in it. It's g***t kind of nice

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At 00:00:19,990, Character said: I'm just saying I've seen hundreds of
kids' movies. I have sat through hours.

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At 00:00:23,190, Character said: You don't even watch the movies. All
right, you sit there. You stare at a

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At 00:00:27,270, Character said: butt. Sometimes they're ugly.

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At 00:00:28,960, Character said: And you've g***t to sit through the whole
film and wait for the next batch to come

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At 00:00:32,940, Character said: in. You know, my mom used to drop me off
at the theater by myself all the time.

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At 00:00:36,080, Character said: And I'm just really glad that I never
ran into you. Wait a minute. Where did

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At 00:00:39,140, Character said: grow up? Because I was crazy about
redheads.

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At 00:00:43,000, Character said: No, I would have remembered that.

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At 00:00:45,040, Character said: Maybe you blocked it out.

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At 00:00:46,960, Character said: The mind is very incredible when it
comes to erasing traumatic memories.

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At 00:00:53,360, Character said: Ask anyone I've ever made love to. Hey!

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At 00:00:56,030, Character said: Abbott and Fat Stella, quit grab -assing
and get back to work.

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At 00:00:59,270, Character said: I can only gut the souls that are in
front of me, Mr. Bossman.

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At 00:01:02,650, Character said: So rather than get a supervisor, you
just shoot the s***t for three hours?

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At 00:01:06,010, Character said: g***t a movie blog. I know he has a movie
blog. You're right about Land Before

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At 00:01:09,930, Character said: Time 5.

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At 00:01:11,270, Character said: Excellent foot.

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At 00:01:13,910, Character said: Must be a blockage.

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At 00:01:15,670, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:01:17,430, Character said: Must be a couple of 660 -pound learning
chattel fatties just gumming up the

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At 00:01:22,190, Character said: works.

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At 00:01:29,620, Character said: Well, here's your problem right there.

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At 00:01:31,780, Character said: Yeah, obviously. There's a huge beaver
dam blocking the river Styx.

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At 00:01:35,940, Character said: Look at that. They're so cute. They've
g***t like a little community. Just grab

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At 00:01:39,520, Character said: the dynamite. Let's blow this s***t up.
Yeah, let's annihilate it. Wait!

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At 00:01:42,520, Character said: I need those beavers.

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At 00:01:44,220, Character said: We must not hurt the beavers.

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At 00:01:46,700, Character said: What do you give a s***t about beavers,
Dr. Mengele?

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At 00:01:49,660, Character said: Carrie, look at this rag.

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At 00:01:53,660, Character said: I can't really see it because it's
all...

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At 00:02:01,759, Character said: What have you done to me?

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At 00:02:03,580, Character said: Don't worry.

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At 00:02:04,480, Character said: What have you done to me? Everything's
fine.

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At 00:02:06,580, Character said: I just sewed your head onto a beaver
body. Oh, my God.

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At 00:02:11,580, Character said: What did you do to Claude, my best
friend? What did you do?

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At 00:02:14,780, Character said: Nothing. I'm fine. I know not to look at
a rag when a Nazi shoves it in my face.

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At 00:02:19,280, Character said: You look sweaty, Claude.

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At 00:02:20,810, Character said: You sure you wouldn't like to take a
shower? I have a shower.

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At 00:02:23,990, Character said: For the last time, Dr. Mengele, I'm not
interested and I never will be. Oh,

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At 00:02:27,410, Character said: don't be like that. It feels so good.
You sure you wouldn't like it? Not

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At 00:02:31,150, Character said: interested. Oh, give it a go. No, thank
you. It has one of those pulsating

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At 00:02:35,810, Character said: muscles. Ah, s***t. You're being very
polite about it, but no.

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At 00:02:38,790, Character said: The water is refreshing. No, it's not.
You love it. Thank you, but no thanks.

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At 00:02:43,190, Character said: You're welcome, but please.

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At 00:02:44,730, Character said: No. I want a shower. You're not allowed
to take a shower because I'm just

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At 00:02:48,690, Character said: spraying you with some very potent
beaver pheromone. That's beaver piss.

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At 00:02:53,970, Character said: want you to run into the beaver dam.

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At 00:02:57,320, Character said: and shake it around a little bit. You
know, the way the beavers like it. And

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At 00:03:01,200, Character said: then you run out of there on your little
beaver legs and you lure them into

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At 00:03:06,280, Character said: these cages.

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At 00:03:07,400, Character said: I hate to break it to you, Dr. Mengele,
but nobody's going to want to have s***x

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At 00:03:10,100, Character said: with that, not even an animal. I'm sick
of your criticisms, Claude. Benji said

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At 00:03:14,020, Character said: if I was 20 years younger, he'd have no
problems molesting me. All right?

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At 00:03:18,880, Character said: So put me in, coach.

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At 00:03:20,380, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:25,390, Character said: You have to at least admit that
Spielberg's a great director.

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At 00:03:29,050, Character said: Who? Oh, God, they're following me! Oh,
God!

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At 00:03:36,570, Character said: Dr.

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At 00:03:46,570, Character said: Mengele? Are you cloning Hitler?

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At 00:03:49,450, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:51,590, Character said: You're crazy!

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At 00:03:53,120, Character said: Just because I'm German, everything's
Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.

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At 00:03:56,260, Character said: That's very hurtful.

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At 00:03:58,240, Character said: You're wearing the armband.

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At 00:03:59,980, Character said: That is heritage, not hate.

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At 00:04:03,480, Character said: Look, everyone loves pure adrenaline
thrill rides.

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At 00:04:08,200, Character said: Why not pure racist men?

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At 00:04:10,460, Character said: People are so PC these days. Hitler
wasn't like that. He would speak his

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At 00:04:16,300, Character said: He was a great man.

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At 00:04:18,000, Character said: He deserves to be clothed.

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At 00:04:20,250, Character said: But I'm definitely not trying to clone
Hitler.

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At 00:04:27,090, Character said: I knew it. You're cloning Hitler.

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At 00:04:30,350, Character said: No, no, no, no, no. Why would Hitler
hire himself?

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At 00:04:35,470, Character said: I'm going to give you a T -shirt. I know
you people love free gaudy

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At 00:04:42,330, Character said: trinkets. The Fourth Reich, Reich back.

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At 00:04:45,100, Character said: We would be required to wear that if we
were ever to take over hell, which we

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At 00:04:50,460, Character said: are definitely not doing. Right. Okay.
I'm going to get and I actually left my

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At 00:04:56,620, Character said: fiddler on the roof. So adios. Have a
good one.

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At 00:05:02,160, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:07,980, Character said: Be sure to tell your Satan we are not
cloning Hitler to take over hell with a

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At 00:05:12,360, Character said: giant robot.

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At 00:05:13,440, Character said: Okay, well, good luck not cloning
Hitler.

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At 00:05:15,700, Character said: Mangala is cloning Hitler.

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At 00:05:17,620, Character said: Oh, cool.

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At 00:05:18,260, Character said: That should be fun. He told me to tell
you that he has no interest in invading

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At 00:05:22,520, Character said: hell, which is exactly what they told
Poland and Czechoslovakia and Russia. So

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At 00:05:27,260, Character said: you've come to Satan to stop the
genocide.

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At 00:05:30,840, Character said: When you put it that way, it sounds
silly.

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At 00:05:33,540, Character said: Hey, uh...

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At 00:05:34,730, Character said: Where's my body? Because I don't want to
eat any more wood, and I don't want to

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At 00:05:38,830, Character said: be forcibly group -sexed by animals
anymore.

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At 00:05:42,570, Character said: But how would you lead the army of Aryan
beavers in the overthrow of hell?

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At 00:05:46,490, Character said: Well, that's something I'm not going to
do, because that is something that we

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At 00:05:50,230, Character said: did not discuss.

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At 00:05:51,270, Character said: It may have escaped, because I attached
the beaver's head to your body.

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At 00:05:55,910, Character said: You'll just sew any two goddamn things
together, won't you?

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At 00:05:59,770, Character said: Gary, give me back my three -hole punch.

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At 00:06:04,160, Character said: Hold it. Okay. You can just... No, you
can add it to your home.

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At 00:06:08,680, Character said: Mein Führer. Yeah, yeah. Would you like
to make a rousing speech to inspire our

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At 00:06:14,180, Character said: loyalists to rise up against the demon
oppressors?

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At 00:06:18,580, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:24,680, Character said: No, no, no, you talk into it. I know
history, Bob, but Hitler's only supposed

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At 00:06:29,580, Character said: have two arms.

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At 00:06:30,580, Character said: I had some left over. I gave him ten
testicles. Stop playing with your

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At 00:06:36,080, Character said: testicles! Stop that now! Because you
will pay for the shot!

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At 00:06:54,480, Character said: Maybe you should be piloting the short
-and -furter.

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At 00:07:37,049, Character said: Satan? Doc?

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At 00:07:39,290, Character said: Gary? I'm not part of this s***t. We've
come for your surrender.

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At 00:07:43,110, Character said: Here are our terms. Okay.

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At 00:07:48,590, Character said: Bow down to the Fuhrer.

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At 00:07:53,890, Character said: You g***t it?

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At 00:07:55,010, Character said: Yeah, and I'd also like some of those
p***o discs where the woman takes the

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At 00:08:00,930, Character said: on the man.

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At 00:08:03,490, Character said: Yeah, we g***t some of those.

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At 00:08:05,840, Character said: Is that the Fuhrer?

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At 00:08:08,220, Character said: No, don't play with your buck! This
goofy s***t's been going on all

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At 00:08:12,560, Character said: No, stay right there!

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