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00:02:09,171 --> 00:02:11,- You messed up the words, Ben.
- No.
00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:16,- You messed up the words twice.
- Oh, wow... It hasn't changed.
00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:20,God, I would've thought
they made some improvements or something.
00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,- Come on, everybody.
- Hey.
00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,- Our Lady of Victory...
- Pray for us.
00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,Break! Let's go.
00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,Watch the doors.
00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,Whoa!
Trees in the parking lot...
00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,Nature all around us, boys.
00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,Take it in.
Take it all in.
00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,I'm gonna go check us in.
00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,This is great.
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:09,Well? Is this a real
North Woods lodge or what?
00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,Great.
00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,Check out the shotgun lamp.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,Isn't that something, huh?
You don't see that every day.
00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,Hey...
00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,Hello! Hello!
Anybody home?
00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,- Looks the same, doesn't it?
- Doesn't it?
00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,- Smells the same too.
- Yeah, it does. Hello!
00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,- I wonder if they have a lot of check-ins.
- What's this? What's this over here?
00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,"For prompt service, blow me. "
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,- It's an interesting touch.
- It's charming.
00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:41,- Blow it.
- Shall I?
00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,- Go ahead.
- Yeah.
00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,Yeah!
00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,Jeez!
00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,Folks, don't mind Wormer.
She hates people.
00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,Wormer, shut the frig up.
What can I do you for?
00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,What happened to that...
That dog's face?
00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,Porcupine quills.
Loves porcupines, hates people.
00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,She's in heat too.
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,Too bad you're not a dog.
What can I do you for?
00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,Wally, your dog
ever had a bath before?
00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,There she is.
Oh, that's a gorgeous cabin.
00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,Okay, hold it, hold it!
That's good enough. Hey!
00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,Honey, that's bigger
than our honeymoon cabin.
00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:42,You city-dwelling fools
are d***n lucky to have this cabin.
00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:46,- It just became available yesterday.
- We call it the Loon's Nest.
00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,- You know what a loon is, noodlehead?
- Yeah, we have one in our family.
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,We had a fishing party
in there up until yesterday.
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,They caught their limit,
and then blew.
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,- It's all redecorated inside.
- Every bit of it.
00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:02,Me and Wally sunk over 300 bucks into it. And
that's not counting what we spent on Lysol.
00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,- Is that right?
- It's beautiful.
00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,Now, you folks enjoy your stay.
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,- Yeah, thanks.
- Thank you very much.
00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:12,- How could you not in a place like this?
- You could get the shits from the well water.
00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,- What did he say?
- I missed it.
00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,What a gas!
00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:48,Chet's gonna s***t a solid-gold brick!
What a great surprise!
00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,I'll go see where he's
bivouacked the family.
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,This is very unfair, Roman.
00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,What the hell are you talking about?
We're a family, for crying out loud!
00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,How many times have we invited Chet
and Connie to the islands with us? A dozen?
00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,This is a little different.
We weren't invited.
00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,Ah, they'll be tickled
to death to see us.
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:09,Honey, I found out
what was stinking up the shower.
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,- A present from me to you.
- What is it?
00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,How thoughtful. That's really nice.
Put it in there with all the others.
00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,There's fish all over this house.
Look, a pink one.
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,All right, let's leave
this stuff right here, okay?
00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,You put your bathing suit on,
and we'll go down to the lake.
00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,No, no, you go ahead.
I really just can't seem to relax in filth.
00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,Come on. We'll all pitch in later
and clean this up, all right? Let's go.
00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,You know, we can't even use the bathroom
until someone finds the toilet seat?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,Buck already found the toilet seat.
It was on the sun porch.
00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,- Sun porch?
- Yeah.
00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,- Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- Come on, no further excuses, all right?
00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,- What are you doing?
- I don't know. I don't know.
00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,- Stop it, Chet.
- You know, the kids are at the lake.
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,- Come on, Chet, stop. What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.
00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:52,- Honey, honey, honey, no!
- Well, we g***t the house to ourselves. Hello.
00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,Oh, no! What happened?
I'm sorry.
00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,I just don't feel like this.
00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,Can you understand that?
I'm tired, I'm stinky.
00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,- Come on.
- What are you doing? Come on.
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,- Come on. We're at the house by ourselves.
- What about the kids? I don't care!
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,What about the kids?
They're down at the lake.
00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,Don't do this here.
Let's go to the bedroom.
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,Why? That's the great thing
about being in the North Woods, Connie.
00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,- What are you feeding me now?
- Come on!
00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,You can run around here n***d as a bear
and not worry about running into anybody.
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,- Is that right?
- Yes.
00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,Really?
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:27,You think it's possible that
we could play fashion parade? Please...
00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,- I don't wanna play fashion parade.
- Why?
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,- You get to wear the good outfits.
- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them.
00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,- You will?
- Now, uh, you will be Shelana!
00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:41,- Shelana, the oak tree woman.
- Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,- Temptress of the woods.
- Yes!
00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,And I will be Burt.
00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,- Burt!
- A guy named Burt.
00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,I love it when you're Burt.
You're always so... when you're Burt.
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,Or I could be
Smokey's cousin, Horny.
00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,- He has endurance.
- Yes, he does.
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,Anybody home?
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,Shelana the woods temptress?
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,Okay. Okay.
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:18,- Turn that off. Turn it off.
- Oh, yeah. No, no, Chester, you said it.
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,Do it on the floor!
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,Beautiful stuff.
Hey, that's all right.
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,Game playing, role playing. Helps
in a marriage after a while, you know?
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,Knock it off. Turn the d***n thing off!
Turn it off.
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,That was quite a surprise.
I mean... You g***t me.
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,And the whole week
you'll be here!
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,Okay...
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:48,Oh, wow!
Just something.
00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,So, anyway,
you're an intelligent man.
00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,Thank you.
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,- You make a good living.
- Not bad.
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,- You g***t a good life.
- Pretty good.
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,- Answer me one question.
- Sure.
00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,Why the hell would you want to come up to
a plant-infested no-man's-land like this...
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,...and live like a barbarian
for a week?
00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,- You wouldn't understand.
- Try me.
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,I have great memories of this
country when I was a kid, you know...
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,...and I used to come up here
with my dad...
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,013...
- No.
00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:16,- You messed up the words twice.
- Oh, wow... It hasn't changed.
00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:20,God, I would've thought
they made some improvements or something.
00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,- Come on, everybody.
- Hey.
00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:24,- Our Lady of Victory...
- Pray for us.
00:02:25,062 --> 00:02:26,Break! Let's go.
00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,Watch the doors.
00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,Whoa!
Trees in the parking lot...
00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:40,Nature all around us, boys.
00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:43,Take it in.
Take it all in.
00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,I'm gonna go check us in.
00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,This is great.
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:09,Well? Is this a real
North Woods lodge or what?
00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,Great.
00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,Check out the shotgun lamp.
00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:17,Isn't that something, huh?
You don't see that every day.
00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,Hey...
00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,Hello! Hello!
Anybody home?
00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,- Looks the same, doesn't it?
- Doesn't it?
00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:29,- Smells the same too.
- Yeah, it does. Hello!
00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:34,- I wonder if they have a lot of check-ins.
- What's this? What's this over here?
00:03:34,089 --> 00:03:36,"For prompt service, blow me. "
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,- It's an interesting touch.
- It's charming.
00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:41,- Blow it.
- Shall I?
00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,- Go ahead.
- Yeah.
00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:53,Yeah!
00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,Jeez!
00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:01,Folks, don't mind Wormer.
She hates people.
00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,Wormer, shut the frig up.
What can I do you for?
00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,What happened to that...
That dog's face?
00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,Porcupine quills.
Loves porcupines, hates people.
00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,She's in heat too.
00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,Too bad you're not a dog.
What can I do you for?
00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:28,Wally, your dog
ever had a bath before?
00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,There she is.
Oh, that's a gorgeous cabin.
00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:35,Okay, hold it, hold it!
That's good enough. Hey!
00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,Honey, that's bigger
than our honeymoon cabin.
00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:42,You city-dwelling fools
are d***n lucky to have this cabin.
00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:46,- It just became available yesterday.
- We call it the Loon's Nest.
00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:51,- You know what a loon is, noodlehead?
- Yeah, we have one in our family.
00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,We had a fishing party
in there up until yesterday.
00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,They caught their limit,
and then blew.
00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,- It's all redecorated inside.
- Every bit of it.
00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:02,Me and Wally sunk over 300 bucks into it. And
that's not counting what we spent on Lysol.
00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,- Is that right?
- It's beautiful.
00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:07,Now, you folks enjoy your stay.
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,- Yeah, thanks.
- Thank you very much.
00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:12,- How could you not in a place like this?
- You could get the shits from the well water.
00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:15,- What did he say?
- I missed it.
00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,What a gas!
00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:48,Chet's gonna s***t a solid-gold brick!
What a great surprise!
00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:51,I'll go see where he's
bivouacked the family.
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,This is very unfair, Roman.
00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,What the hell are you talking about?
We're a family, for crying out loud!
00:05:57,023 --> 00:06:00,How many times have we invited Chet
and Connie to the islands with us? A dozen?
00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,This is a little different.
We weren't invited.
00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,Ah, they'll be tickled
to death to see us.
00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:09,Honey, I found out
what was stinking up the shower.
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:12,- A present from me to you.
- What is it?
00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,How thoughtful. That's really nice.
Put it in there with all the others.
00:06:16,835 --> 00:06:19,There's fish all over this house.
Look, a pink one.
00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:23,All right, let's leave
this stuff right here, okay?
00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:26,You put your bathing suit on,
and we'll go down to the lake.
00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,No, no, you go ahead.
I really just can't seem to relax in filth.
00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,Come on. We'll all pitch in later
and clean this up, all right? Let's go.
00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,You know, we can't even use the bathroom
until someone finds the toilet seat?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,Buck already found the toilet seat.
It was on the sun porch.
00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,- Sun porch?
- Yeah.
00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:41,- Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- Come on, no further excuses, all right?
00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,- What are you doing?
- I don't know. I don't know.
00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,- Stop it, Chet.
- You know, the kids are at the lake.
00:06:45,447 --> 00:06:47,- Come on, Chet, stop. What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.
00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:52,- Honey, honey, honey, no!
- Well, we g***t the house to ourselves. Hello.
00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:55,Oh, no! What happened?
I'm sorry.
00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:56,I just don't feel like this.
00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,Can you understand that?
I'm tired, I'm stinky.
00:06:58,877 --> 00:07:00,- Come on.
- What are you doing? Come on.
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,- Come on. We're at the house by ourselves.
- What about the kids? I don't care!
00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:04,What about the kids?
They're down at the lake.
00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,Don't do this here.
Let's go to the bedroom.
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:11,Why? That's the great thing
about being in the North Woods, Connie.
00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:14,- What are you feeding me now?
- Come on!
00:07:14,809 --> 00:07:18,You can run around here n***d as a bear
and not worry about running into anybody.
00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,- Is that right?
- Yes.
00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,Really?
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:27,You think it's possible that
we could play fashion parade? Please...
00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,- I don't wanna play fashion parade.
- Why?
00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:33,- You get to wear the good outfits.
- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them.
00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:36,- You will?
- Now, uh, you will be Shelana!
00:07:37,248 --> 00:07:41,- Shelana, the oak tree woman.
- Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!
00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,- Temptress of the woods.
- Yes!
00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:45,- Yes! Yes!
- Yes!
00:07:45,215 --> 00:07:47,And I will be Burt.
00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:49,- Burt!
- A guy named Burt.
00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:53,I love it when you're Burt.
You're always so... when you're Burt.
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,Or I could be
Smokey's cousin, Horny.
00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:59,- He has endurance.
- Yes, he does.
00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:02,Anybody home?
00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:10,Shelana the woods temptress?
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?
00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,Okay. Okay.
00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:18,- Turn that off. Turn it off.
- Oh, yeah. No, no, Chester, you said it.
00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,Do it on the floor!
00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,Beautiful stuff.
Hey, that's all right.
00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,Game playing, role playing. Helps
in a marriage after a while, you know?
00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:29,Knock it off. Turn the d***n thing off!
Turn it off.
00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,That was quite a surprise.
I mean... You g***t me.
00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:41,And the whole week
you'll be here!
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,Okay...
00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:48,Oh, wow!
Just something.
00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:51,So, anyway,
you're an intelligent man.
00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,Thank you.
00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,- You make a good living.
- Not bad.
00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:56,- You g***t a good life.
- Pretty good.
00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,- Answer me one question.
- Sure.
00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:02,Why the hell would you want to come up to
a plant-infested no-man's-land like this...
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,...and live like a barbarian
for a week?
00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,- You wouldn't understand.
- Try me.
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:11,I have great memories of this
country when I was a kid, you know...
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,...and I used to come up here
with my dad...
00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,013...
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