The.Great.Outdoors.1988.BluRay.1080p.TrueHD.5.1.AVC.HYBRiD.REMUX-FraMeSToR Subtitles

At 00:02:09,171, Character said: - You messed up the words, Ben.
- No.

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At 00:02:11,381, Character said: - You messed up the words twice.
- Oh, wow... It hasn't changed.

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At 00:02:16,345, Character said: God, I would've thought
they made some improvements or something.

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At 00:02:20,474, Character said: - Come on, everybody.
- Hey.

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At 00:02:23,018, Character said: - Our Lady of Victory...
- Pray for us.

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At 00:02:25,062, Character said: Break! Let's go.

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At 00:02:28,315, Character said: Watch the doors.

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At 00:02:30,651, Character said: Whoa!
Trees in the parking lot...

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At 00:02:37,866, Character said: Nature all around us, boys.

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At 00:02:40,285, Character said: Take it in.
Take it all in.

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At 00:02:47,668, Character said: I'm gonna go check us in.

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At 00:02:50,003, Character said: This is great.

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At 00:03:05,644, Character said: Well? Is this a real
North Woods lodge or what?

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At 00:03:09,147, Character said: Great.

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At 00:03:11,024, Character said: Check out the shotgun lamp.

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At 00:03:13,360, Character said: Isn't that something, huh?
You don't see that every day.

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At 00:03:18,323, Character said: Hey...

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At 00:03:20,784, Character said: Hello! Hello!
Anybody home?

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At 00:03:23,036, Character said: - Looks the same, doesn't it?
- Doesn't it?

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At 00:03:26,415, Character said: - Smells the same too.
- Yeah, it does. Hello!

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At 00:03:31,461, Character said: - I wonder if they have a lot of check-ins.
- What's this? What's this over here?

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At 00:03:34,089, Character said: "For prompt service, blow me. "

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At 00:03:37,551, Character said: - It's an interesting touch.
- It's charming.

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At 00:03:41,054, Character said: - Blow it.
- Shall I?

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At 00:03:42,055, Character said: - Go ahead.
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:51,982, Character said: Yeah!

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At 00:03:55,652, Character said: Jeez!

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At 00:03:58,739, Character said: Folks, don't mind Wormer.
She hates people.

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At 00:04:01,491, Character said: Wormer, shut the frig up.
What can I do you for?

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At 00:04:04,828, Character said: What happened to that...
That dog's face?

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At 00:04:08,039, Character said: Porcupine quills.
Loves porcupines, hates people.

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At 00:04:11,126, Character said: She's in heat too.

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At 00:04:13,003, Character said: Too bad you're not a dog.
What can I do you for?

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At 00:04:25,056, Character said: Wally, your dog
ever had a bath before?

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At 00:04:28,268, Character said: There she is.
Oh, that's a gorgeous cabin.

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At 00:04:32,397, Character said: Okay, hold it, hold it!
That's good enough. Hey!

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At 00:04:35,734, Character said: Honey, that's bigger
than our honeymoon cabin.

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At 00:04:38,361, Character said: You city-dwelling fools
are d***n lucky to have this cabin.

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At 00:04:42,365, Character said: - It just became available yesterday.
- We call it the Loon's Nest.

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At 00:04:46,745, Character said: - You know what a loon is, noodlehead?
- Yeah, we have one in our family.

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At 00:04:51,124, Character said: We had a fishing party
in there up until yesterday.

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At 00:04:53,376, Character said: They caught their limit,
and then blew.

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At 00:04:55,295, Character said: - It's all redecorated inside.
- Every bit of it.

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At 00:04:57,798, Character said: Me and Wally sunk over 300 bucks into it. And
that's not counting what we spent on Lysol.

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At 00:05:02,844, Character said: - Is that right?
- It's beautiful.

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At 00:05:04,429, Character said: Now, you folks enjoy your stay.

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At 00:05:07,140, Character said: - Yeah, thanks.
- Thank you very much.

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At 00:05:08,892, Character said: - How could you not in a place like this?
- You could get the shits from the well water.

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At 00:05:12,854, Character said: - What did he say?
- I missed it.

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At 00:05:42,467, Character said: What a gas!

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At 00:05:44,386, Character said: Chet's gonna s***t a solid-gold brick!
What a great surprise!

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At 00:05:48,598, Character said: I'll go see where he's
bivouacked the family.

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At 00:05:51,101, Character said: This is very unfair, Roman.

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At 00:05:53,895, Character said: What the hell are you talking about?
We're a family, for crying out loud!

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At 00:05:57,023, Character said: How many times have we invited Chet
and Connie to the islands with us? A dozen?

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At 00:06:00,318, Character said: This is a little different.
We weren't invited.

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At 00:06:02,612, Character said: Ah, they'll be tickled
to death to see us.

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At 00:06:04,698, Character said: Honey, I found out
what was stinking up the shower.

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At 00:06:09,119, Character said: - A present from me to you.
- What is it?

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At 00:06:13,248, Character said: How thoughtful. That's really nice.
Put it in there with all the others.

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At 00:06:16,835, Character said: There's fish all over this house.
Look, a pink one.

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At 00:06:19,671, Character said: All right, let's leave
this stuff right here, okay?

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At 00:06:23,508, Character said: You put your bathing suit on,
and we'll go down to the lake.

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At 00:06:26,219, Character said: No, no, you go ahead.
I really just can't seem to relax in filth.

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At 00:06:29,848, Character said: Come on. We'll all pitch in later
and clean this up, all right? Let's go.

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At 00:06:32,767, Character said: You know, we can't even use the bathroom
until someone finds the toilet seat?

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At 00:06:35,854, Character said: Buck already found the toilet seat.
It was on the sun porch.

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At 00:06:37,814, Character said: - Sun porch?
- Yeah.

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At 00:06:39,274, Character said: - Makes you wonder, doesn't it?
- Come on, no further excuses, all right?

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At 00:06:41,484, Character said: - What are you doing?
- I don't know. I don't know.

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At 00:06:43,361, Character said: - Stop it, Chet.
- You know, the kids are at the lake.

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At 00:06:45,447, Character said: - Come on, Chet, stop. What are you doing?
- I'm not doing anything.

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At 00:06:47,949, Character said: - Honey, honey, honey, no!
- Well, we g***t the house to ourselves. Hello.

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At 00:06:52,579, Character said: Oh, no! What happened?
I'm sorry.

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At 00:06:55,457, Character said: I just don't feel like this.

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At 00:06:56,833, Character said: Can you understand that?
I'm tired, I'm stinky.

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At 00:06:58,877, Character said: - Come on.
- What are you doing? Come on.

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At 00:07:00,921, Character said: - Come on. We're at the house by ourselves.
- What about the kids? I don't care!

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At 00:07:03,048, Character said: What about the kids?
They're down at the lake.

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At 00:07:04,966, Character said: Don't do this here.
Let's go to the bedroom.

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At 00:07:07,719, Character said: Why? That's the great thing
about being in the North Woods, Connie.

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At 00:07:11,932, Character said: - What are you feeding me now?
- Come on!

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At 00:07:14,809, Character said: You can run around here n***d as a bear
and not worry about running into anybody.

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At 00:07:18,480, Character said: - Is that right?
- Yes.

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At 00:07:21,232, Character said: Really?

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At 00:07:22,442, Character said: You think it's possible that
we could play fashion parade? Please...

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At 00:07:27,489, Character said: - I don't wanna play fashion parade.
- Why?

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At 00:07:29,616, Character said: - You get to wear the good outfits.
- Oh, no, I'll let you wear them.

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At 00:07:33,370, Character said: - You will?
- Now, uh, you will be Shelana!

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At 00:07:37,248, Character said: - Shelana, the oak tree woman.
- Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!

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At 00:07:41,878, Character said: - Temptress of the woods.
- Yes!

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At 00:07:43,755, Character said: - Yes! Yes!
- Yes!

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At 00:07:45,215, Character said: And I will be Burt.

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At 00:07:47,592, Character said: - Burt!
- A guy named Burt.

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At 00:07:50,261, Character said: I love it when you're Burt.
You're always so... when you're Burt.

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At 00:07:53,640, Character said: Or I could be
Smokey's cousin, Horny.

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At 00:07:56,393, Character said: - He has endurance.
- Yes, he does.

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At 00:08:01,022, Character said: Anybody home?

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At 00:08:06,027, Character said: Shelana the woods temptress?
With Horny the Bear, Smokey's cousin?

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At 00:08:12,409, Character said: Okay. Okay.

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At 00:08:15,078, Character said: - Turn that off. Turn it off.
- Oh, yeah. No, no, Chester, you said it.

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At 00:08:18,581, Character said: Do it on the floor!

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At 00:08:21,084, Character said: Beautiful stuff.
Hey, that's all right.

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At 00:08:23,503, Character said: Game playing, role playing. Helps
in a marriage after a while, you know?

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At 00:08:26,506, Character said: Knock it off. Turn the d***n thing off!
Turn it off.

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At 00:08:33,179, Character said: That was quite a surprise.
I mean... You g***t me.

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At 00:08:39,060, Character said: And the whole week
you'll be here!

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At 00:08:42,689, Character said: Okay...

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At 00:08:44,607, Character said: Oh, wow!
Just something.

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At 00:08:48,236, Character said: So, anyway,
you're an intelligent man.

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At 00:08:51,239, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:08:52,907, Character said: - You make a good living.
- Not bad.

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At 00:08:54,909, Character said: - You g***t a good life.
- Pretty good.

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At 00:08:56,995, Character said: - Answer me one question.
- Sure.

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At 00:08:58,788, Character said: Why the hell would you want to come up to
a plant-infested no-man's-land like this...

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At 00:09:02,167, Character said: ...and live like a barbarian
for a week?

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At 00:09:04,836, Character said: - You wouldn't understand.
- Try me.

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At 00:09:09,299, Character said: I have great memories of this
country when I was a kid, you know...

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At 00:09:11,843, Character said: ...and I used to come up here
with my dad...

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