What.Other.Couples.Do.2013.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

At 00:00:02,000, Character said: Downloaded from
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At 00:00:08,548, Character said: (Ryan) So, what do you want to do today?

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At 00:00:11,502, Character said: Um. I think I'm gonna get some work done. Do you mind?

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At 00:00:15,907, Character said: No, I'll get some work done, too.

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At 00:00:18,943, Character said: (Sound of a baby crying in another room)

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At 00:00:31,733, Character said: Are you seriously pretending to be asleep right now?

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At 00:00:34,887, Character said: (Dave) What?

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At 00:00:36,033, Character said: Get up! It's your turn.

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At 00:00:38,758, Character said: I g***t up at three.

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At 00:00:40,550, Character said: I g***t up at five.

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At 00:00:42,101, Character said: I went to bed at one.

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At 00:00:43,811, Character said: You were wasting time online.

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At 00:00:45,684, Character said: I was writing!

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At 00:00:58,322, Character said: Hey, hon.

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At 00:00:59,902, Character said: Hey. What're you doing today?

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At 00:01:01,642, Character said: Working. I'm about to head over to Trey's.

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At 00:01:03,978, Character said: You have to be back by, like, 5:30.

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At 00:01:05,598, Character said: I will be.

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At 00:01:06,498, Character said: 'kay.

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At 00:01:08,238, Character said: Don't you and Trey ever get sick of each other?

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At 00:01:10,828, Character said: Lisa, he's my brother.

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At 00:01:13,862, Character said: I know, I just miss spending Saturdays with you.

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At 00:01:17,513, Character said: We literally have three scripts due this week, so...

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At 00:01:21,887, Character said: What're you doing here?

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At 00:01:23,397, Character said: Working out.

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At 00:01:24,507, Character said: Are those three pounds?

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At 00:01:25,597, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:01:26,867, Character said: Can I feel it?

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At 00:01:27,826, Character said: This isn't gonna do anything.

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At 00:01:29,527, Character said: You might as well be standing here, with no weights, just moving your arms back and forth.

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At 00:01:31,661, Character said: Can't believe they sell these things.

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At 00:01:33,425, Character said: Stop it.

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At 00:01:34,680, Character said: You can't--no--

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At 00:01:35,660, Character said: It's for toning. I don't like to sweat.

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At 00:01:39,307, Character said: I love you.

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At 00:01:41,585, Character said: Don't be late!

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At 00:01:42,931, Character said: I won't!

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At 00:01:49,701, Character said: We haven't had s***x in a while.

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At 00:01:52,464, Character said: It's bullshit!

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At 00:01:54,766, Character said: (She laughs) Well, we could do something about it right now.

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At 00:01:58,234, Character said: Bree. I'm never gonna say no.

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At 00:02:04,920, Character said: Why ** I the only one who ever starts the dishwasher?

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At 00:02:06,766, Character said: You didn't start the dishwasher!

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At 00:02:08,612, Character said: (Dave, offscreen) What?!

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At 00:02:10,656, Character said: Nothing.

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At 00:02:12,847, Character said: Here, baby. Gonna sit right there.

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At 00:02:19,719, Character said: Mm-hm.

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At 00:02:21,497, Character said: What's that?

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At 00:02:24,775, Character said: What?

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At 00:02:26,365, Character said: Nice 30-minute shower.

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At 00:02:27,975, Character said: It was 16 minutes. I timed it.

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At 00:02:29,955, Character said: How is it that I can get myself and the kids ready in the same amount of time it takes you to get yourself ready?

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At 00:02:33,955, Character said: Well, remember how we read that men's brains aren't wired for multi-tasking?

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At 00:02:37,805, Character said: Well, how about finishing a single task? Like, you never start the dishwasher.

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At 00:02:42,035, Character said: I start the dishwasher all the time.

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At 00:02:44,015, Character said: You think if you do something once every three weeks, you do it regularly.

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At 00:02:47,285, Character said: Well, once every three weeks IS regularly.

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At 00:02:50,044, Character said: Oh my ga. I want to kill you right now!

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At 00:02:52,614, Character said: (Josh) I'm anxious about tonight.

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At 00:02:53,844, Character said: Why? It's gonna be fun.

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At 00:02:55,354, Character said: It's gonna be awkward as hell. You shouldn't have set it up.

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At 00:03:01,854, Character said: You just, you have to admit, you like to stir the pot.

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At 00:03:05,695, Character said: It was Ginger's suggestion. And Chris was fine with it.

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At 00:03:09,910, Character said: I'll bet. Is he bringing that girl? The one that he cheated with?

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At 00:03:16,004, Character said: No. No. They're each coming alone. They agreed.

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At 00:03:22,089, Character said: Poor Ginger. I'll bet she's still a mess.

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At 00:03:27,816, Character said: (Michelle) I've been thinking about Ginger.

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At 00:03:29,866, Character said: (Dave) Poor Ginger.

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At 00:03:31,469, Character said: I don't think it's a good idea for her to be spending so much time in Texas.

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At 00:03:35,943, Character said: Last time she came back, she'd eaten so much fried food, all she could fit into was her sweatpants.

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At 00:03:41,226, Character said: Jesus.

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At 00:03:43,655, Character said: Marriage is like a business contract.

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At 00:03:46,984, Character said: Each party signs the contract because they're getting certain things out of the deal--

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At 00:03:50,834, Character said: And when Chris married Ginger, part of the deal was that she was slim and attractive.

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At 00:03:53,994, Character said: Okay, but you shouldn't have to worry about your spouse cheating on you--

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At 00:03:57,008, Character said: just because you've gained some weight over the years.

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At 00:03:59,752, Character said: SOME weight?

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At 00:04:02,306, Character said: Okay, Ginger's gotten huge. But it's hard for her 'cause she's such a good cook.

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At 00:04:07,264, Character said: I mean, I don't know how Chris stayed so slim all these years.

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At 00:04:11,712, Character said: He's self-disciplined because he's vain.

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At 00:04:15,252, Character said: I always knew he was going to cheat. There's no way a guy who's that good-looking is going to stay faithful.

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At 00:04:20,002, Character said: You sound like you would've cheated with him if you'd had the chance.

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At 00:04:24,103, Character said: Unh--

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At 00:04:25,730, Character said: Whatever. He was crazy to cheat on her.

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At 00:04:28,105, Character said: She's cool and she cooks, like, a four-course dinner every night.

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At 00:04:30,832, Character said: I mean, who cares about s***x when you can eat like a king?

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At 00:04:34,609, Character said: (Ryan) We're not leaving until we own this town.

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At 00:04:37,887, Character said: Not this side, not the Valley. The other side.

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At 00:04:40,873, Character said: I've been thinking about Ginger.

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At 00:04:42,413, Character said: Ah. Poor Ginger.

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At 00:04:45,632, Character said: Then I started thinking about our sisters and your mother and my mother and all the women we know.

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At 00:04:52,713, Character said: And it's like we've seen them all act a little crazy.

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At 00:04:55,404, Character said: Mm.

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At 00:04:57,156, Character said: So, I'm developing this theory. That all women occasionally act nuts.

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At 00:05:01,310, Character said: It's just a question of how nuts--like, where are they on the continuum.

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At 00:05:05,464, Character said: Yeah, well, that's what I like about women. I think it's cool how they can be unpredictable.

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At 00:05:09,619, Character said: It's holding us back. You know, it makes men uncomfortable because they're only used to experiencing one emotion.

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At 00:05:16,313, Character said: Or maybe several. But you know it all funnels down to the same one--anger.

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At 00:05:20,349, Character said: And then they snap and kill their whole family.

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At 00:05:22,795, Character said: So, all men are angry?

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At 00:05:25,722, Character said: Well, what blanket statement can we make about men?

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At 00:05:28,917, Character said: It's what Thoreau said. Most are leading lives of quiet desperation.

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At 00:05:33,644, Character said: You know, they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash

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At 00:05:36,869, Character said: And then they go to work and they help with the kids and they take out the trash...

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At 00:05:40,804, Character said: And the whole time? They're daydreaming.

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At 00:05:42,713, Character said: About being big and important and powerful and screwing Scarlett Johansson. Or whoever.

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At 00:05:48,242, Character said: I'll buy that.

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At 00:05:50,042, Character said: You want to have s***x with Scarlett Johansson?

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At 00:05:52,102, Character said: No, I meant I buy your theory, overall.

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At 00:05:55,641, Character said: (Bree) You don't want to have s***x with her?

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At 00:05:58,270, Character said: I don't find her attractive.

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At 00:06:00,863, Character said: Right!

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At 00:06:02,396, Character said: Believe it or not, when I fantasize about having s***x, it's with you.

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At 00:06:06,362, Character said: Always?

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At 00:06:09,047, Character said: You never imagine yourself having s***x with anyone but me?

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At 00:06:11,441, Character said: And you never imagine yourself having s***x with anybody but me?

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At 00:06:16,624, Character said: I wish neither one of us were ever attracted to anyone else.

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At 00:06:19,398, Character said: It IS like that. Mostly. Seriously.

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At 00:06:24,188, Character said: It's like everything is built on a foundation of little white lies. We're living in a house of cards.

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At 00:06:38,383, Character said: Who needs four cars?!

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At 00:06:41,452, Character said: I know. I guess they haven't heard about the fossil fuel situation.

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At 00:06:45,044, Character said: Michelle. We drive an SUV and a station wagon.

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At 00:06:47,710, Character said: Yeah, but our next cars are going to be hybrids.

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At 00:06:49,581, Character said: Oh, well, we can start judging people once we get them.

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At 00:06:52,669, Character said: 'kay.

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At 00:06:54,384, Character said: (Dave) You should find out if he's hiring.

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At 00:06:56,418, Character said: (Michelle) Ugh.

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At 00:06:57,137, Character said: (Dave) You haven't staffed in three...