ENG Scary.Movie.3.2003.UNRATED.720p.BluRay.x264.650MB-Mkvking Subtitles

At 00:00:24,899, Character said: ...day after day you want.

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At 00:00:26,985, Character said: A store that one might...

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At 00:00:31,114, Character said: I hate television. It gives me headaches.

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At 00:00:34,659, Character said: You know, there's so many magnetic waves
traveling in the airspace

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At 00:00:37,912, Character said: because of TV and television,

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At 00:00:39,789, Character said: we're losing ten times as many
brain cells as we're supposed to.

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At 00:00:42,459, Character said: Please!

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At 00:00:45,295, Character said: "The cow says blank." Three letters.

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At 00:00:50,258, Character said: Dude!

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At 00:00:51,926, Character said: "Dude." I don't know.

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At 00:00:54,387, Character said: Magnetic waves, brain cells.

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At 00:00:56,639, Character said: I don't understand the connection
between all that stuff.

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At 00:00:59,017, Character said: You know what else I heard?

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At 00:01:00,852, Character said: Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.

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At 00:01:07,442, Character said: Oh, my God! Turn it off!

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At 00:01:09,235, Character said: -It's not working!
-It's backwards!

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At 00:01:11,154, Character said: -What do we do?
-I don't know!

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At 00:01:12,363, Character said: Oh, God!

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At 00:01:17,494, Character said: Thank God. I can't afford to get any smaller.

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At 00:01:20,622, Character said: Come on. You're beautiful.

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At 00:01:23,500, Character said: I wish I had your legs.

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At 00:01:25,668, Character said: I wish I had your butt.

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At 00:01:27,462, Character said: -I wish I had your...
-Shaved p***y?

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At 00:01:31,007, Character said: Nobody's getting Snowball.

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At 00:01:34,052, Character said: Okay. That thing's kind of scary, anyway.

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At 00:01:37,847, Character said: -I know something even scarier.
-What?

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At 00:01:40,475, Character said: Have you heard about this videotape?

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At 00:01:41,893, Character said: The one where they do it on the boat?

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At 00:01:43,269, Character said: And then in the car?
And then in the bathtub?

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At 00:01:45,188, Character said: And he's, like, "Hey, baby, I love you."
And she's, like, "Where are we?"

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At 00:01:48,650, Character said: -And did you see the...
-No. Not that tape.

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At 00:01:51,778, Character said: The one with all the scary images.

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At 00:01:53,530, Character said: You know, after you watch the tape,
the phone rings,

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At 00:01:56,074, Character said: and this really scary voice comes on
and says you're gonna die in, like...

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At 00:01:59,452, Character said: Seven days.
Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend.

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At 00:02:02,038, Character said: You were with Josh last weekend?
Oh, my God!

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At 00:02:06,042, Character said: My God!

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At 00:02:08,211, Character said: Oh, yes, I was.

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At 00:02:11,172, Character said: You ho!

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At 00:02:15,593, Character said: You know it!

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At 00:02:30,567, Character said: -This is really weird.
-Yeah.

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At 00:02:33,903, Character said: Big house, only one phone.

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At 00:02:40,201, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:02:50,378, Character said: I'm coming for you, my precious.

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At 00:02:54,549, Character said: -Hi, Mom.
-Hi, precious. Having fun?

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At 00:02:58,386, Character said: Ask her which bathroom
has a detachable showerhead.

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At 00:03:02,265, Character said: Anyway, we're just about to go to bed.

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At 00:03:06,060, Character said: No. Not like that.

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At 00:03:09,272, Character said: Well, I guess a woman
would know how to touch a...

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At 00:03:15,486, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:04:09,165, Character said: Katie?

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At 00:04:29,185, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:05:10,810, Character said: God!

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At 00:05:43,968, Character said: Tom, did you hear...

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At 00:05:46,554, Character said: The dogs are acting strange.

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At 00:06:10,244, Character said: Sue!

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At 00:06:12,455, Character said: What are you doing out here?
We were worried sick.

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At 00:06:15,917, Character said: What's wrong?

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At 00:06:27,595, Character said: I wonder what they're trying to tell us.

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At 00:06:38,189, Character said: And now, Washington, D.C.'s
leading morning news program,

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At 00:06:42,151, Character said: the Morning News.

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At 00:06:43,694, Character said: Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins.

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At 00:06:45,321, Character said: For our top story,
we turn now to Cindy Campbell.

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At 00:06:48,157, Character said: Thank you, Ross.

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At 00:06:49,617, Character said: There's a developing story
in Middleburg at this hour.

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At 00:06:52,328, Character said: A mysterious crop circle appeared
in local farmer, Tom Logan's cornfield.

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At 00:06:57,166, Character said: Elaborate prank
or extraterrestrial phenomenon?

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At 00:07:00,837, Character said: We'll update you
as soon as we have any further information,

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At 00:07:04,048, Character said: but, either way, it's clear something strange
is happening in that small town. Ross?

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At 00:07:10,430, Character said: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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At 00:07:12,348, Character said: Coming up, more news after this.

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At 00:07:16,686, Character said: -Cindy, you g***t a second?
-Sure.

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At 00:07:18,354, Character said: I want you to take a look at this
for that big strip-club exposé.

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At 00:07:21,524, Character said: But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story.

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At 00:07:23,526, Character said: Come on.
You know those things are just a hoax.

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At 00:07:25,945, Character said: No, I'm telling you,
I sense something about that cornfield.

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At 00:07:28,948, Character said: Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both,
but I can tell when danger's near. I just...

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At 00:07:36,914, Character said: -My eyes!
-Cindy, it's sweeps month.

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At 00:07:39,709, Character said: Ratings mean everything.

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At 00:07:41,210, Character said: People want human-interest stories,
like the one you did yesterday.

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At 00:07:45,548, Character said: The report on breast augmentation?

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At 00:07:47,717, Character said: It was just ten minutes of topless women.

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At 00:07:50,261, Character said: I mean, come on.

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At 00:07:52,638, Character said: -Wow!
-Why are these so interesting?

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At 00:07:55,391, Character said: For God's sake!

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At 00:07:57,685, Character said: People don't care about this.

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At 00:07:59,103, Character said: They want hard-hitting stories
and in-depth coverage and... And...

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At 00:08:02,899, Character said: And twins!

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At 00:08:24,420, Character said: You think it was the Kreisel boys
who cut that stuff into your corn?

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At 00:08:27,924, Character said: All I know is my crops are gone.

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At 00:08:30,426, Character said: The bank's gonna foreclose
if I can't pay the rent.

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At 00:08:33,804, Character said: I g***t 60 days to come up with $1.50.

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At 00:08:38,434, Character said: I'm sorry.
The last thing you needed was more...

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At 00:08:42,772, Character said: ...hardship in your life.

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At 00:08:45,316, Character said: Especially after what happened to your...

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At 00:08:46,901, Character said: Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy.

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At 00:08:49,403, Character said: I didn't mean to upset you, Father.

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At 00:08:51,906, Character said: Please. I'm not a minister anymore.

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At 00:08:54,992, Character said: I lost my faith that terrible night.

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At 00:08:58,996, Character said: Your faith will return,
just as sure as the sun will rise.

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At 00:09:03,334, Character said: Sounds like a long shot.

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At 00:09:04,752, Character said: Look, there's always an explanation
for all this so-called phenomenon.

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At 00:09:09,340, Character said: Maybe you're right.

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At 00:09:10,633, Character said: It was probably just the Kreisels.

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At 00:09:13,094, Character said: And when I get through with them,

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At 00:09:14,845, Character said: I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange
on this farm for a long time.

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At 00:09:18,808, Character said: You'll see.

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At 00:09:22,186, Character said: You all right, Tom? Get some rest.

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At 00:09:32,697, Character said: George!

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At 00:09:40,162, Character said: I need you back here tomorrow night
after you pick up Sue.

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At 00:09:43,165, Character said: That tractor needs fixing.

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At 00:09:44,500, Character said: Sorry, dawg. I can't help you.
I have to get ready for my show.

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At 00:09:47,712, Character said: Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again.

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At 00:09:50,798, Character said: D***n it, George, when are you gonna
do something with your life?

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At 00:09:53,217, Character said: -I g***t a dream!
-What is your dream?

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At 00:09:54,677, Character said: To have a dream.

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At 00:09:56,429, Character said: George, all you've done
is chase adolescent fantasies.

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At 00:10:00,224, Character said: "I wanna be an astronaut, a cowboy,
gynecologist to the stars."

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At 00:10:04,186, Character said: And now, this stupid hip-hop thing.

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At 00:10:06,022, Character said: For your information,
this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid.

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At 00:10:09,650, Character said: I'm gonna win that rap battle
tomorrow night.

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At 00:10:11,527, Character said: Rap battle? For God's sakes.

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At 00:10:13,696, Character said: You just hate me 'cause I'm black.

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At 00:10:16,741, Character said: You don't have any faith in me.

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At 00:10:18,492, Character said: You don't have any faith
in anything anymore.

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At 00:10:20,411, Character said: So why don't you just worry about you,
and I'll worry about...

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At 00:10:42,224, Character said: Cody.

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At 00:10:45,019, Character said: You're late again, Aunt Cindy.

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At 00:10:46,937, Character said: I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic.

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At 00:10:49,148, Character said: -Cindy!
-Brenda, hi!

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At 00:10:52,818, Character said: It's great to see you!

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At 00:10:55,571, Character said: -It's...