Wanderlust.2012.720p.BluRay.x264.YIFY Subtitles

00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:48,It's where you want to be,
it's where I want to be...

00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,Honey, that's all I've been saying.
I've been saying that.

00:00:51,343 --> 00:00:52,I mean, this is New York City.

00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,It's the greatest city on Earth,

00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,and we get to own a part of it.

00:00:56,181 --> 00:00:57,Or we keep renting.

00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,George, please. It's time
for us to own something.

00:01:00,644 --> 00:01:02,We're not kids anymore.

00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,It's true. Pros and cons,

00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,one more time. Okay.

00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,Go ahead. Talk it over
again. Okay, good.

00:01:06,858 --> 00:01:08,Pros. Great neighborhood.

00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,It's a great neighborhood.

00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,A block from Joe's Coffee.
I Iove that coffee.

00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,It's his favorite coffee.
Best coffee in the city.

00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,Shade-grown, fair trade.

00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,So, that's a pro. Coffee.

00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:18,Con, money.

00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,You said that we could do this.

00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,I'll feel better once
I get my bonus.

00:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,HBO may make an offer
on my documentary.

00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:25,Well...

00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,Are we done with the pros and cons?

00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,Another con would be space.

00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,You know, it's a studio apartment.

00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:34,No, it's a microloft.
It's a microloft.

00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,It's written in here that it's a
microloft. We're adults here.

00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,Let's call it what it is.
It's a studio apartment.

00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,It says it somewhere.

00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:41,I've never even heard
of a microloft.

00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,Does your husband do this?

00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,My husband is blind.

00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:47,I'm sorry.

00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,No, there's no need to be sorry.

00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,Pierre has been blind since birth.

00:01:51,028 --> 00:01:53,Good. I mean, not "good,"
but, you know...

00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,Don't worry, it's the only
reality he knows.

00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,But, believe me, he can still
smell the Chanel on my neck.

00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,He can still taste the
pain au chocolat

00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,I bake for him from time to time.

00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,He can still hear every stroke as

00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:07,I brush my hair before
we Iie down at night.

00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,And as for touch?

00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,I can get him there with
one flick of the finger.

00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:15,Okay, I know you're nervous,
but believe me

00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:19,this neighborhood is a terrific
investment, even in a recession.

00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,It's the West Village.
It's the best. Yeah.

00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:24,Really the best.

00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,This is where you want to be?

00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,This is where we need to be.

00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,Let's do it!

00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,I'm so sorry. I bet this
happens all the time.

00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:35,No.

00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,Here we go. Wait.

00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:50,Wow! Look at all this space!

00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,Just right up against this...

00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:23,I g***t a really big day tomorrow,
and you've g***t HBO.

00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,I wouldn't mind taking
a sleeping pill.

00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,Oh, no! I can't take Rick right now.
I cannot take your brother.

00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,I'll just... No Rick.

00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:31,Come on, two minutes. Let's
just get it over with.

00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,It's never two minutes.

00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,Hey, Rick. Ricky Iicky,
s***k my dicky.

00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:38,Don't hate me 'cause
it's extra thicky.

00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:41,AII right, enough gabbing.
Give me the grand tour.

00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:42,AII right.

00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,That's the kitchen. Small.

00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,That's the bathroom. Small.

00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,That's the bedroom. Small.

00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,That's the tour.

00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:51,Holy s***t! Our TV room is twice
the size of your whole place.

00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,Yeah, but you Iive in Atlanta.

00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,Hi, George. Hey, Linda.

00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,It is alive.

00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:57,Hi, Marisa. Hi, Marisa.

00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,Hi! You Iook great!

00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:03,Thanks. I read this article that
said if you smile all the time,

00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:06,you can trick your brain into
thinking that you're happy.

00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,Really? Wow.

00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,AII right, enough girl gab. I want
to show you the new baby.

00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:12,New baby?

00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,We adopted a black baby.
There she is.

00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:19,AII the bells and whistles, Iarge. And check this out.

00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,If some Jackamo tries
to steal my car,

00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,I g***t a remote tracker on there.

00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,Tells me where he is,
down to 10 yards.

00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,I go down there, f***g police
escort, nab the motherfucker.

00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,It's Iike, "See you in three
to five, a***s wipe. You

00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:31,f***g towel head."

00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,So, you think a Sheik is
going to steal your car?

00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,Hey, don't Iaugh, this is Atlanta.
We g***t CNN down here.

00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:39,I think our connection is
bad. You're breaking up.

00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,I can see you closing the
computer, dipshit.

00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:45,I g***t to say, that Marisa,
one Iucky Iady

00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,because she gets to be
married to him. Yeah.

00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,Know what I want to do? I'm going
to take off that robe and...

00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,It's okay.

00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:56,Sorry. You're so tired. I know.

00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,What say we break this place
in the old-fashioned way?

00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,Don't fall asleep. Okay.

00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:04,We can do this. I'm not
going to fall asleep.

00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:15,Are you ready for your meeting?

00:05:15,774 --> 00:05:17,Yep. Don't forget to smile.

00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,AII right? Your movie is a Iittle bit
heavy, so keep the room Iight.

00:05:20,862 --> 00:05:22,Do you not think I'm
a good filmmaker?

00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:24,That's not what I said.
I think you're great.

00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,I think you're a great children's
book illustrator,

00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,a terrific jewelry designer.

00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:31,I Ioved the homemade
ice cream business.

00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,I ** familiar with my eclectic
resume, thank you very much.

00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:37,But, honey, with this film, you
know it, I found my niche.

00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:41,I can fly. I believe I can fly.

00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,Come on, say it.

00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,Fine, I believe you can fly.

00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,Get off your f***g phone!

00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,Knock them dead. I'll call
you Iater. Good Iuck.

00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,The world is becoming
a terrible place.

00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,Antarctica is home to some of the
world's most beautiful wildlife,

00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,most of whom are dead or dying.

00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,This cute Iittle guy has
testicular cancer.

00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:04,This Iittle girl's home melted
and her parents sank.

00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,In our hunger for resources,
we are raping these animals.

00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,We are raping them... Stop.

00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:10,...and then we are murdering them.

00:06:11,830 --> 00:06:13,Stop. Stop.

00:06:14,666 --> 00:06:15,It's actually not finished.

00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,I'm getting a very interesting sense
of what you're going for here.

00:06:18,962 --> 00:06:21,Thank you! There's no way in hell.
We're going to have to pass.

00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,Mmm-hmm.

00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,"Pass"? Yes, "pass."

00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,But it's An Inconvenient Truth
meets March of the Penguins!

00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:30,Meets "I...