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00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,[eccentric, baroque
music playing]

00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:21,[Morticia] Stassa's waiting
list is six months long.

00:00:21,896 --> 00:00:25,How did you get her up to
Jericho on a moment's notice?

00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:28,She has a sore spot for
disembodied appendages.

00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,And I tripled her usual fee.

00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:34,[Morticia] I'm so mortified
we forgot Thing's birthday.

00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,It's unforgivable.

00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:40,I've been so preoccupied with the children
and chairing the fundraising gala...

00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,No, no, no, no, no...

00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,Fret not, Cara Bella .

00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,Another hour under
Stassa's deft touch,

00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,Thing will be a new hand.

00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,Tell me, how goes
the fundraising?

00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,Agonizing.

00:00:58,308 --> 00:00:59,[sighs]

00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,Last night,

00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,I had the sudden
urge to call Mama,

00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,and ask her to be

00:01:06,357 --> 00:01:07,guest of honor at the gala.

00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:09,[gasps]

00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,How very distressing.

00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,She is Nevermore's
wealthiest alumni.

00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,Doubtless that's why
Principal Dort recruited me.

00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:19,Of course not, darling.

00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:22,[indignant huff] I will
never understand why my...

00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,[through gritted
teeth] ...dearest Mama

00:01:26,294 --> 00:01:29,has to make every
interaction so torturous.

00:01:29,672 --> 00:01:33,Fortunately, I have a very
high threshold for pain.

00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:37,Which I find intoxicating.

00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,[Gomez smooching]

00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:47,Perhaps I can help you
take your mind off your...

00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:48,mother.

00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,[sensuous tango music playing]

00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,[tango continuing
faintly in distance]

00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,[suspenseful music building]

00:02:34,737 --> 00:02:35,[faint thud echoes]

00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:36,[music intensifies, halts]

00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:41,Darling, I'm going to slip into something
a little bit more uncomfortable.

00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:47,Make sure it has a lot
of spikes and buckles.

00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,[anticipatory exhale]

00:02:56,050 --> 00:02:58,I underestimated your
bat-like hearing.

00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,And my maternal intuition.

00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:05,Did you honestly think I would
hide Goody's book in there?

00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,You used to hide our Dia de
los Muertos presents in here.

00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,Because I wanted
you to find those.

00:03:12,859 --> 00:03:14,Do you remember my
favorite bedtime story?

00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:16,Mm-hmm.

00:03:16,112 --> 00:03:18,The Salem Witch
Trial transcripts.

00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:22,Nothing put you to sleep faster
than the rantings of the condemned.

00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,They were allowed to make
their case to the magistrate.

00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,Allow me the same courtesy?

00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,In my most recent vision,

00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,I learned that I **
responsible for Enid's death.

00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,What did you see?

00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,A headstone with Enid's name.

00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,It was in the middle of a
graveyard filled with crows.

00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,They were being led
by a one-eyed crow.

00:03:46,684 --> 00:03:48,Then Enid appeared and
claimed it was my fault.

00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:53,Galpin was murdered by
that same one-eyed crow.

00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:56,And his former partner was
also killed by these birds.

00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,These aren't random attacks.
Someone is behind it all.

00:04:00,698 --> 00:04:01,An Avian?

00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,I need to find the killer
before they get to Enid.

00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,I ** not appealing
to you as my mother,

00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:13,but as a fellow psychic.

00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:18,As a fellow psychic, you understand
your visions are unreliable

00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,and open to many
interpretations.

00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,Not mine.

00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:26,I had mastered my ability. It showed
me exactly what I needed to see.

00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:27,Hmm.

00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,Like that serial killer, hmm?

00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:32,In Kansas City.

00:04:33,022 --> 00:04:34,[chilling music plays]

00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,-[screaming]
-[blade thwacking]

00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:38,-[music halts]
-Every artist needs their own signature.

00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:42,You've made a very
compelling argument...

00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:45,to never give you
back that book.

00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:49,You haven't mastered anything.

00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,But the only answers I
have are in that book.

00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:52,They're not answers.

00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,They're shortcuts

00:04:54,877 --> 00:04:58,that will lead you down a
treacherous path filled with pain.

00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,Your treacherous path
is my walk in the park.

00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,[scoffs]

00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,You sound just like Ophelia.

00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,She was impatient
and strong-willed,

00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:11,and allowed her ability
to drive her to madness.

00:05:11,185 --> 00:05:12,I'm not your sister.

00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,No, you're my daughter.

00:05:15,356 --> 00:05:17,And I won't fail you

00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,the way that my
mother failed Ophelia.

00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,This isn't over.

00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,[Gomez chortling]

00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:31,[inhales deeply] Tish?

00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,I'm sorry, mon cheri .

00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:38,The romantic mood has
unexpectedly escaped me.

00:05:38,963 --> 00:05:40,[gasps]

00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,Maybe later.

00:05:44,385 --> 00:05:45,[giggles]

00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:47,[jauntily macabre music playing]

00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,{\an8}Until I can thwart my mother
and get Goody's book back,

00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,I might have to solve this
case the old-fashioned way.

00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,Galpin may have finally
left a useful clue.

00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:14,Yet even in death, he
refuses to cooperate.

00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,[Enid] Ugh! I'm doomed.

00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,I have nothing to wear.

00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,And where's the top to
my zebra-striped bikini?

00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:23,Hiding in shame.

00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,Are you gonna stare at
that disgusting eyeball,

00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,or help out your friend?

00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,[Wednesday] It's an
overnight camping trip.

00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:31,How many outfits could you need?

00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,There's the bus fit,

00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,and then the opening campfire,
then the late-night swim,

00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,then the morning hike,
and the final jamboree.

00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,Not to mention breakfast,
lunch, and dinner.

00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,If you came, it would be
the perfect opportunity

00:06:42,693 --> 00:06:44,to get to know the
Wolf Pack better.

00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:47,As Voltaire once said, "The happiest
of lives is a busy solitude."

00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,You can't avoid people forever.

00:06:50,701 --> 00:06:52,Ironic, considering
you've been avoiding Ajax.

00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:56,He keeps dropping gifts at the
door like some desperate raccoon.

00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:59,Ugh! I just didn't expect my relationship
with Bruno to heat up so quickly.

00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,We literally skipped right
past the talking phase.

00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,[sighs] Oh, I don't know how
to break things off with Ajax.

00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:07,A quick blow to the
head should suffice.

00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:11,I don't want to hurt his feelings.
It's not his fault we grew apart.

00:07:13,182 --> 00:07:15,Didn't Divina borrow
your swimsuit top?

00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,Oh my God. Maybe
she did. Thank you.

00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:19,{\an8}[door opens]

00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,I don't know if Divina
borrowed her bikini top.

00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:26,I needed the decibel level
to go down so I could think.

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