Married With Children Dancing With Weezie Amzn Ddp5 1 H 264-azkars S08E10 Subtitles

At 00:01:14,320, Character said: Oh, my God, Mom. I found it!

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At 00:01:17,287, Character said: Oh, it must have been
decomposing down here for months.

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At 00:01:20,686, Character said: What are we gonna do
when he gets it out?

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At 00:01:22,820, Character said: Well, I guess we'll just say a prayer
and flush it down the toilet...

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At 00:01:26,220, Character said: ...like we did
when your goldfish died.

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At 00:01:29,686, Character said: Okay, back, people! Back!

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At 00:01:31,620, Character said: Now, give me some room!
Give me some room!

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At 00:01:39,319, Character said: God, it stinks.

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At 00:01:41,653, Character said: Did you find his other bowling shoe
down there?

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At 00:01:45,619, Character said: No, just the eyelets.

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At 00:01:48,719, Character said: I'm gonna go throw this thing
in the back yard.

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At 00:01:51,086, Character said: That's a good idea, honey.
Just put it out with Buck's house.

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At 00:01:54,852, Character said: You know how he likes to roll around
with your father's old things.

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At 00:02:03,785, Character said: Well, I guess he's not finished...

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At 00:02:06,018, Character said: ...with your father's
"Home of the Whopper" jockey shorts.

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At 00:02:12,385, Character said: Well, Peg, I g***t them.

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At 00:02:19,118, Character said: Third row, center aisle.

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At 00:02:20,718, Character said: The best seats in the house
for the greatest show on earth.

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At 00:02:23,851, Character said: What, Public Enemy?

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At 00:02:26,484, Character said: Nirvana?

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At 00:02:28,417, Character said: Carla and Her Disappearing
Vegetables?

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At 00:02:38,917, Character said: I-- I mean the rock group.

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At 00:02:42,850, Character said: Not the blond stripper who's making
a squash disappear for Thanksgiving.

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At 00:02:49,251, Character said: No, pig-in-training.

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At 00:02:52,450, Character said: These are tickets
to The Jeffersons Live.

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At 00:02:55,217, Character said: It's their "Moving On Up" tour.

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At 00:03:00,316, Character said: What, was the Facts of Life
"Eating On Up" tour all sold out?

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At 00:03:05,083, Character said: Oh, Marcie, I can't believe it.

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At 00:03:06,883, Character said: We are actually gonna see
George and Weezy...

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At 00:03:09,250, Character said: ...perform episodes from their sitcom
live on stage.

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At 00:03:14,183, Character said: Now, when you say "live"
do you mean...

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At 00:03:16,316, Character said: ...live as opposed to on TV,
or live as opposed to Daddy?

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At 00:03:24,415, Character said: Look, we are talking
about the Jeffersons.

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At 00:03:27,682, Character said: They made me understand
the greatness...

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At 00:03:29,649, Character said: ...of the African-American culture.

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At 00:03:32,015, Character said: I used to think
I was a hip white chick...

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At 00:03:36,482, Character said: ...but then I saw George and Weezy...

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At 00:03:38,682, Character said: ...and they me realize
that I'm just a square honky peg...

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At 00:03:42,582, Character said: ...in a round, black world.

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At 00:03:50,382, Character said: Well, I guess I can relate.

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At 00:03:51,882, Character said: If Beavis and Butthead did a live show
90 years from now, I'd be there.

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At 00:03:57,615, Character said: Kelly, Beavis and Butthead
are cartoons.

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At 00:04:01,481, Character said: They prefer to be called
"dimensionally challenged," Bud.

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At 00:04:08,047, Character said: -Why do I feel so alone?
-Because no one likes you?

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At 00:04:13,481, Character said: Peg.

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At 00:04:26,247, Character said: Peg, I g***t good news.

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At 00:04:28,047, Character said: -So do we.
-No one cares.

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At 00:04:32,714, Character said: Peg, I heard they're opening up...

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At 00:04:34,480, Character said: ...a brand-new sports bar
in the neighborhood.

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At 00:04:36,814, Character said: Finally, a place
a man can relax after work.

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At 00:04:39,247, Character said: Well, what about home?

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At 00:04:44,880, Character said: Finally, a place a man can relax
after work.

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At 00:04:48,913, Character said: A place where women
bring you food.

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At 00:04:50,813, Character said: Chips and pretzels,
nuts with sugar on them.

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At 00:04:54,213, Character said: Al, you haven't even asked us
about our good news.

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At 00:04:56,713, Character said: I'm sorry, Peg. What is it?

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At 00:04:58,212, Character said: -We g***t four tickets--
-Another thing they'll have:

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At 00:05:00,846, Character said: Twelve TVs,
each with a different game on.

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At 00:05:02,979, Character said: Peg, I tell you, I'm so hot.

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At 00:05:04,479, Character said: If Marcie wasn't here,
I'd take you on the floor right now.

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At 00:05:12,479, Character said: Get out, Marcie.

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At 00:05:15,379, Character said: Never mind. The mood has passed.

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At 00:05:19,612, Character said: Well, all I can say is I'm glad
my man is evolved to the point...

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At 00:05:22,845, Character said: ...where he doesn't need
a sports bar to go to.

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At 00:05:26,311, Character said: Hey, Al.

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At 00:05:32,978, Character said: Did you hear
about the new sports bar?

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At 00:05:35,512, Character said: Sure did.

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At 00:05:37,378, Character said: Ickey Shuffle.

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At 00:05:42,978, Character said: Did you hear they'll have a pair
of Ali's gloves on display?

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At 00:05:45,878, Character said: -Yes, I did. And Mantle's spikes.
-Plus Michael Jordan's putter.

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At 00:05:50,811, Character said: Yes, but are they gonna have the actual
door that George Jefferson slammed...

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At 00:05:55,277, Character said: ...in the Willis' face?

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At 00:06:02,777, Character said: Speaking of Michael Jordan...

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At 00:06:05,577, Character said: ...I bet you don't know who was picked
ahead of him in the 1984 NBA draft.

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At 00:06:09,444, Character said: -Sam Bowie. Went to the Trail Blazers.
-Good call, buddy.

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At 00:06:14,910, Character said: All right, Al, I g***t one for you.

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At 00:06:16,610, Character said: When was the last time the Cubs
won the World Series?

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At 00:06:19,210, Character said: 1908.

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At 00:06:20,910, Character said: And you can't remember
the year we were married?

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At 00:06:26,643, Character said: Same year, 1908.

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At 00:06:32,476, Character said: Only difference is,
baseball's still interesting.

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At 00:06:40,610, Character said: Well, maybe that's because
they score more than once a season.

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At 00:06:49,909, Character said: Okay, Al.

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At 00:06:52,575, Character said: I've g***t one that's gonna stump you.

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At 00:06:54,375, Character said: All right, who was in the very first
light-beer commercial?

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At 00:06:57,709, Character said: No problem. You're talking beer,
you're talking my language.

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At 00:07:01,609, Character said: You're talking beer,
you're talking his belly.

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At 00:07:07,808, Character said: Why do I have an uncontrollable urge
to play T-ball?

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At 00:07:15,375, Character said: -The answer is Bubba Smith.
-Billy Martin.

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At 00:07:18,641, Character said: Bubba Smith. Wore a blue shirt
with a black penguin on the pocket.

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At 00:07:21,875, Character said: Hey, Al, what was I wearing
the day you met me?

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At 00:07:25,374, Character said: Too much makeup.

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At 00:07:28,274, Character said: -It was Billy Martin.
-Bubba Smith.

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At 00:07:30,307, Character said: -Billy.
-Bubba. Bubba.

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At 00:07:31,841, Character said: -Bubba.
-Billy.

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At 00:07:33,074, Character said: -Bubba.
-Billy.

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At 00:07:35,574, Character said: Hello, Bureau of Alcohol,
Tobacco and Firearms?

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At 00:07:39,474, Character said: Yeah, I have an alcohol question.

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At 00:07:43,207, Character said: Who was in the first light-beer
commercial? Now, I say--

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At 00:07:47,840, Character said: Now, I say it was Bubba Smith,
but my friend here says it was--

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At 00:07:50,874, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:07:52,440, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:07:58,106, Character said: He said it was Bubba.

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At 00:08:01,406, Character said: -Billy.
-Bubba.

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At 00:08:03,039, Character said: -Billy.
-Billy.

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At 00:08:04,206, Character said: Bubba.

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At 00:08:09,406, Character said: That's no fair.
You stole that from Bugs Bunny.

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At 00:08:11,672, Character said: -Daffy.
-Bugs.

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At 00:08:13,206, Character said: -Daffy. Daffy.
-Bugs. Bugs.

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At 00:08:14,906, Character said: Hey, hey, why are you two introducing
yourselves to each other?

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At 00:08:21,506, Character said: You guys have been doing this
for two days.

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At 00:08:24,205, Character said: And we demand you pay us
some attention.

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At 00:08:27,772, Character said: All right.

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At 00:08:29,672, Character said: -Bubba.
-Billy.

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At 00:08:31,272, Character said: You know what we can do?

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At 00:08:32,706, Character said: We can ask them Friday night
at the sports bar.

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At 00:08:35,038, Character said: -Yeah, great.
-Friday?

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At 00:08:37,272, Character said: Friday night is our play.

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At 00:08:40,172, Character said: What play?

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At 00:08:41,905, Character said: The Jeffersons "Moving on Up" tour.

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At 00:08:46,872, Character said: What are they moving on up to,
channel 99?

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At 00:08:53,438, Character said: Al, we have been talking about this
for two days.

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At 00:08:56,605, Character said: -You never listen to me.
-Well, why would I? I g***t a TV.

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At 00:09:02,605, Character said: I know. It's the only thing
you've turned on in 20 years.

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At 00:09:09,971, Character said: If you came with a remote
and mute button...

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At 00:09:12,104, Character said: ...I might turn you on too
every now and then.

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At 00:09:17,670, Character said: Listen to me. I gotta be there opening
night. You know who's gonna be there?

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At 00:09:22,104, Character said: Johnny Bench, Ernie Banks
and Joe...