Dreamworks Dragons S08E02 No Bark, All B***e Subtitles

At 00:00:00,847, Character said: sync & correction by f1nc0
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At 00:00:04,865, Character said: [exciting music]

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At 00:00:11,955, Character said: [exciting music]

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At 00:00:15,792, Character said: [roars]

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At 00:00:28,513, Character said: [roaring]

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At 00:00:32,517, Character said: [Hiccup] This changes everything.

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At 00:00:40,360, Character said: _

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At 00:00:43,361, Character said: Okay, help me out here.
So we're supposed to be mad at Johann

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At 00:00:47,240, Character said: for trying to systematically destroy
everyone we know and love, right?

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At 00:00:50,827, Character said: Correct.
I say we drag him underwater

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At 00:00:53,413, Character said: behind a school of Scauldrons
for ten miles.

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At 00:00:56,166, Character said: I say we turn him inside out
and feed him to a flock of Changewings.

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At 00:00:59,336, Character said: Ha, I like it, Snotlout. Sorry, sis.

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At 00:01:01,588, Character said: - Gotta give credit where credit's due.
- [Tuffnut] Here's my question.

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At 00:01:04,966, Character said: Why do I have this nagging feeling
of admiration for the guy?

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At 00:01:08,678, Character said: - That's because you're a moron.
- Yes, perhaps.

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At 00:01:10,931, Character said: But consider this. The man is a genius.

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At 00:01:13,600, Character said: - A genius.
- A wunderkind.

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At 00:01:15,435, Character said: - Wonder of a kind.
- An enfant terrible.

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At 00:01:18,104, Character said: Don't know what that means.

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At 00:01:19,522, Character said: He fooled everyone...
Hiccup, Stoick, Alvin, Dagur, Chicken.

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At 00:01:22,984, Character said: - He even fooled us.
- [Snotlout] Not me.

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At 00:01:25,111, Character said: - I saw this coming.
- [Fishlegs scoffs] You did?

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At 00:01:27,447, Character said: And you said nothing?

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At 00:01:29,115, Character said: There are times when you must learn
the hard way, Fishy.

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At 00:01:31,910, Character said: - And I find...
- [all] Shut up, Snotlout!

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At 00:01:34,954, Character said: [grunts]

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At 00:01:37,207, Character said: Hiccup, look,
your dad hates being made a fool of.

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At 00:01:40,168, Character said: This we know.

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At 00:01:41,211, Character said: But the sooner we tell him and let him
calm down, the better for all of us.

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At 00:01:44,714, Character said: Oh, you're right.

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At 00:01:45,924, Character said: I mean, he knows everything
that's going on in the Archipelago, right?

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At 00:01:49,427, Character said: Maybe he already knows
and he's cooled down.

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At 00:01:52,138, Character said: [Stoick] I'll split his bony butt in two!

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At 00:01:54,641, Character said: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this
is the first the chief's hearing of it.

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At 00:01:58,311, Character said: I want all the food gathered
from Johann's last shipment. Now!

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At 00:02:03,733, Character said: Hey, Chief? We had a long, slow flight in.

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At 00:02:06,945, Character said: A little power nap
could really hit the sp...

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At 00:02:09,280, Character said: What? What was that?

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At 00:02:11,032, Character said: A power nap, you say?

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At 00:02:12,993, Character said: Who said that?
We don't need no stinkin' power naps!

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At 00:02:15,620, Character said: [yawns]
I ** ready to go, Chief.

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At 00:02:18,415, Character said: Hmm.

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At 00:02:21,793, Character said: [grunts]

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At 00:02:24,546, Character said: [grunts]
And that's everything.

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At 00:02:26,756, Character said: - Skullcrusher, fire.
- [Hiccup] What?

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At 00:02:30,135, Character said: [stammers] Dad?

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At 00:02:32,554, Character said: Uh, don't... Don't you think maybe
we should have checked it first?

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At 00:02:36,057, Character said: Why? I assume you did the same
on the Edge, as any sane Viking would do.

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At 00:02:41,604, Character said: No. The plan was to test it
and see what was safe to eat.

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At 00:02:45,233, Character said: That sounds like half a plan, son.

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At 00:02:47,360, Character said: The second half...
needing to figure out what to do

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At 00:02:50,155, Character said: with the riders you kill
with that poisoned food.

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At 00:02:55,201, Character said: I vote for a new plan.

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At 00:02:58,037, Character said: Yo, whoa, Dad! Dad, uh, food is one thing.

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At 00:03:01,040, Character said: But all of Gothi's medicine?

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At 00:03:02,959, Character said: Anything made
from Johann's supply of willow bark.

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At 00:03:06,421, Character said: [grunts]
[Hiccup] Whoa, Dad!

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At 00:03:12,177, Character said: It's what needs to be done.

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At 00:03:14,012, Character said: Uh, don't you think
you're overreacting?

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At 00:03:16,181, Character said: You don't see me telling you
how to run things on the Edge, do you?

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At 00:03:19,476, Character said: - The "half a plan" comment comes to mind.
- [Gobber] Chief!

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At 00:03:22,520, Character said: Three new traders just arrived
on the docks.

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At 00:03:24,981, Character said: Ships stacked high
with anything we could ever need.

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At 00:03:27,901, Character said: Ah! I knew those scavengers would move in
once they knew we were helpless.

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At 00:03:31,988, Character said: Actually, they are three
of the most trusted

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At 00:03:34,199, Character said: and experienced merchants
in the Archipelago.

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At 00:03:36,409, Character said: And you know that how?

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At 00:03:38,828, Character said: Because I sent for them.

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At 00:03:40,705, Character said: [growls softly]

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At 00:03:43,166, Character said: We need supplies, Dad.

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At 00:03:45,627, Character said: [indistinct chatter]

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At 00:03:47,712, Character said: [sniffs]
Smells fishy.

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At 00:03:50,715, Character said: Too tall.

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At 00:03:52,133, Character said: Shifty eyes.

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At 00:03:53,426, Character said: Pack up your garbage and take to the seas.

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At 00:03:55,929, Character said: We're not interested.

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At 00:03:58,056, Character said: [all gasping]

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At 00:03:59,474, Character said: Y-You barely even looked at them.

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At 00:04:01,684, Character said: I saw enough.

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At 00:04:03,186, Character said: Did you happen to notice that none
of those traders had willow bark?

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At 00:04:06,981, Character said: Gothi's medicine.

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At 00:04:08,108, Character said: How can we trust anyone

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At 00:04:09,651, Character said: who doesn't consider
our health and well-being first?

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At 00:04:13,071, Character said: Hmm. He's actually g***t a point there.

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At 00:04:16,241, Character said: [Hiccup] And he's gone.

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At 00:04:17,826, Character said: Oh, great. What now?

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At 00:04:22,038, Character said: Leaving to get more willow bark, I assume?

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At 00:04:25,041, Character said: [groans]

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At 00:04:26,543, Character said: Uh, that's the general idea.

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At 00:04:28,461, Character said: Dad, maybe now would be a good time
to sit down, come up with a plan.

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At 00:04:32,549, Character said: Already have a plan. Right up here.

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At 00:04:36,511, Character said: [Toothless purrs]
Do you care to share said plan?

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At 00:04:40,098, Character said: Yeah. Didn't think so.

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At 00:04:42,433, Character said: [Gobber] Uh, Chief, now that you've g***t
the bark shortage well in hand...

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At 00:04:46,437, Character said: and... and great plan you...
you've probably g***t up there...

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At 00:04:51,025, Character said: perhaps we could give one
of the traders a go.

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At 00:04:53,528, Character said: It seems a shame to let
all those wonderful spices and silks

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At 00:04:56,906, Character said: just float on out to sea.

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At 00:05:01,119, Character said: Fine. Pick one.
But it's only on a trial basis.

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At 00:05:04,873, Character said: And make sure they have
everything else we buy...

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At 00:05:07,417, Character said: honey, furs, the lot.

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At 00:05:09,127, Character said: - I don't want to hear the first...
- Right-o, Chief, g***t ya.

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At 00:05:12,005, Character said: It's all or nothing.

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At 00:05:17,427, Character said: Okay, then,
I'm off to pick our new trader.

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At 00:05:20,096, Character said: Shouldn't be too difficult, right?
[laughs, sighs]

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At 00:05:24,392, Character said: Right. Good luck to us both.

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At 00:05:27,020, Character said: [Toothless purrs]

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At 00:05:40,158, Character said: Okay, they're both going. We go to plan B.

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At 00:05:46,915, Character said: [Snotlout]
Man, I'd hate to be in your shoe, Gobber.

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At 00:05:49,709, Character said: - I mean, if you pick the wrong one...
- Uh...

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At 00:05:52,170, Character said: I mean, I didn't think the chief
could possibly get in a worse mood.

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At 00:05:55,465, Character said: [Ruffnut] What you think he'd do
to Gobber if he made the wrong decision?

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At 00:05:58,718, Character said: All right, all of you!
Out of here, and let me think!

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At 00:06:02,722, Character said: Come on, Gobber.
It's not that hard. You can do this.

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At 00:06:07,936, Character said: [chuckles nervously]

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At 00:06:09,145, Character said: [dramatic music]

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At 00:06:12,232, Character said: ♪ ♪

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At 00:06:21,366, Character said: What?

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At 00:06:22,325, Character said: - Anything I can help you with?
- Oh, no!

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At 00:06:24,285, Character said: Hey! Dad, hey! Funny seeing you up here.

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At 00:06:28,289, Character said: I thought you could use
this map from Gothi.

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At 00:06:30,875, Character said: It demarks all the islands
with willow bark on them.

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At 00:06:34,045, Character said: [dragons howling]

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At 00:06:35,838, Character said: - Hey, Dad...
- I see it!

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At 00:06:39,008, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:06:40,593, Character said: D-Dad, we might want to go around

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At 00:06:43,346, Character said: the wild dragon stampede, as opposed to...

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At 00:06:47,267, Character said: J-Just a thought.

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