Ellen The Trainer S02E09 Subtitles

At 00:00:09,520, Character said: Mom,

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At 00:00:10,760, Character said: I swear, I don't know how you walk in
these things.

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At 00:00:13,800, Character said: Yeah, sure, they make me look taller,
but I can hardly stand up.

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At 00:00:17,600, Character said: I don't care if they make my legs look
thinner. I'm going to fall on my face.

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At 00:00:21,700, Character said: Yes, I'll keep practicing.

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At 00:00:23,180, Character said: Yeah. All right.

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At 00:00:24,700, Character said: Bye.

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At 00:00:45,710, Character said: Use your pass key.

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At 00:00:47,290, Character said: What? Use your pass key.

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At 00:00:50,130, Character said: What?

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At 00:01:00,750, Character said: Who's Boris Spassky?

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At 00:01:05,630, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:01:07,210, Character said: You're late on your rent.

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At 00:01:08,630, Character said: It's only the 4th. Well, rent's due on
the 1st. Yeah, but we never paid Mr.

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At 00:01:12,230, Character said: Goodman until the 7th.

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At 00:01:13,560, Character said: Well, there's a new sheriff in town.

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At 00:01:15,800, Character said: All right. Let me get to my checkbook.

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At 00:01:21,680, Character said: Getting the hang of this.

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At 00:01:23,820, Character said: Boy, you're really taking this new
building manager job seriously, aren't

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At 00:01:27,660, Character said: prefer super.

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At 00:01:32,280, Character said: Uh -oh. Careful.

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At 00:01:33,360, Character said: Get me. You g***t me?

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At 00:01:35,320, Character said: Watch out.

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At 00:01:36,640, Character said: Okay. Watch out. Help me up. Help me up.
G***t it.

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At 00:01:39,880, Character said: G***t it.

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At 00:01:41,060, Character said: Come on. Back.

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At 00:01:55,689, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:59,650, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:02:27,460, Character said: Studio gonna make your movie?

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At 00:02:28,900, Character said: No, they're not.

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At 00:02:29,920, Character said: Well, they're crazy, because I loved it.

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At 00:02:31,720, Character said: Well, that's what's really important,
isn't it?

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At 00:02:37,460, Character said: They're crazy, because I loved it.

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At 00:02:43,300, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:02:44,840, Character said: Ready for lunch? Not quite. I have to
wait for Ted's personal trainer to

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At 00:02:48,920, Character said: Paige! Where the hell is my newspaper?

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At 00:02:51,600, Character said: Oh, here it is.

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At 00:02:53,960, Character said: I don't know how you work for that guy.

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At 00:02:55,400, Character said: You don't understand, Hollywood. I **
very lucky to have this job.

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At 00:02:59,660, Character said: Fun!

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At 00:03:02,560, Character said: Ted Clayton's office.

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At 00:03:05,000, Character said: Oh, God, Erica, no, please. You can't do
this to me, please.

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At 00:03:08,840, Character said: Ted is going to freak out.

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At 00:03:10,920, Character said: Oh, God.

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At 00:03:12,640, Character said: All right.

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At 00:03:15,040, Character said: I'm dead.

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At 00:03:16,120, Character said: Ted, trainer just canceled.

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At 00:03:17,520, Character said: I can't believe her. She drives her car
into a tree, and the whole world has to

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At 00:03:21,520, Character said: stop.

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At 00:03:23,400, Character said: You should fire her as soon as she gets
out of the hospital.

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At 00:03:26,720, Character said: Paige, what ** I doing?

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At 00:03:28,300, Character said: You're waiting for your trainer.

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At 00:03:30,160, Character said: And how do we feel about waiting?

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At 00:03:33,040, Character said: We hate it.

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At 00:03:35,400, Character said: God, he's going to blame me for this.

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At 00:03:38,760, Character said: You've g***t to fill in. Oh, my God, you
know what I never told you?

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At 00:03:41,860, Character said: I'm not a personal trainer.

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At 00:03:44,860, Character said: Ellen, he's never met you. He'll never
know.

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At 00:03:48,520, Character said: I have been trying for a year for him to
see me as something more than a

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At 00:03:51,580, Character said: secretary. I have to avoid screw -ups
like this.

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At 00:03:54,500, Character said: Besides, it's not that crazy.

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At 00:03:56,300, Character said: You go to the gym.

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At 00:03:57,700, Character said: Yeah, I sit on the bike and I read
magazines.

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At 00:04:01,280, Character said: Occasionally, I pedal.

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At 00:04:03,200, Character said: Perfect. You're hired.

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At 00:04:05,400, Character said: Please, just do this for me. It's only
an hour. Please.

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At 00:04:07,780, Character said: Great. Ted, your trainer's here.

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At 00:04:09,740, Character said: Wait. Kate, where the hell is my gym
bag?

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At 00:04:13,780, Character said: Oh, here it is.

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At 00:04:16,740, Character said: Here. You can wear my clothes.

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At 00:04:19,149, Character said: Your clothes?

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At 00:04:23,750, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:04:29,010, Character said: I'll be out in a minute.

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At 00:04:30,390, Character said: No problem.

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At 00:04:47,560, Character said: Gotcha.

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At 00:05:47,120, Character said: I like to take a personal approach to
training.

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At 00:05:50,840, Character said: One -on -one.

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At 00:05:52,580, Character said: Trainer to person.

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At 00:05:54,800, Character said: So, where should we start? Weights? Why
don't we limber up? I'm a big believer

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At 00:05:58,140, Character said: in stretching.

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At 00:05:59,000, Character said: Nice and slow. If it takes an hour, it
takes an hour. So, why don't we touch

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At 00:06:04,560, Character said: toes and feel the burn?

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At 00:06:05,980, Character said: There it is.

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At 00:06:15,950, Character said: Oh, don't question me. I've been
training people far too long to be

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At 00:06:19,990, Character said: I mean, if it's not, can I stop now? Or
this is too heavy, or... I can't

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At 00:06:23,770, Character said: breathe. Or I can't breathe.

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At 00:06:25,630, Character said: I'm sorry, you can't breathe.

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At 00:06:27,530, Character said: You okay?

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At 00:06:29,910, Character said: Yeah. All right.

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At 00:06:31,290, Character said: One more set of curls and you're done.
But... You g***t a problem with that? No.

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At 00:06:36,450, Character said: As a matter of fact, this is great. This
is exactly what I need. I've been so

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At 00:06:39,810, Character said: stressed out lately.

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At 00:06:41,660, Character said: Just doing my job.

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At 00:06:43,540, Character said: I have a $20 million movie that is
testing right in the toilet.

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At 00:06:47,800, Character said: I'm unfamiliar with Hollywood jargon. In
the toilet, is that bad?

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At 00:06:52,160, Character said: It's mainly women who hate it. Not all
of them, of course. Just the 16 to 64s.

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At 00:06:57,240, Character said: Ah, they're a fickle bunch.

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At 00:07:00,520, Character said: I don't know why movies have to be so
bad. There's so many great books that,

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At 00:07:05,080, Character said: know, I can think of 30 right now that
would make terrific movies.

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At 00:07:08,000, Character said: Really? Yeah, I come across a new novel
every week.

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At 00:07:10,700, Character said: As a personal trainer.

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At 00:07:15,280, Character said: Well, time is up.

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At 00:07:17,080, Character said: So, do me a favor, Ted. What's that?

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At 00:07:19,660, Character said: Flex for me.

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At 00:07:21,340, Character said: Come on, show me what you g***t. Get big
or get lost.

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At 00:07:28,040, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:07:29,400, Character said: My work here is done.

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At 00:07:35,700, Character said: Oh, how'd it go?

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At 00:07:36,900, Character said: Oh, I'm beat.

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At 00:07:38,350, Character said: Watching someone exercise is tougher
than you'd think.

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At 00:07:41,970, Character said: Let's go get some burritos.

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At 00:07:44,930, Character said: In a second. Did he say anything about
me?

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At 00:07:47,050, Character said: As a matter of fact, he did. He said
you'd validate my parking.

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At 00:07:51,190, Character said: That's okay.

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At 00:07:51,990, Character said: You really came through for me today.

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At 00:07:53,510, Character said: So, here is your check. Oh, no, please.
It was a favor for a friend. I don't

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At 00:07:58,450, Character said: need any money, but can I keep the
thong?

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At 00:08:03,030, Character said: Come on, here. No, $200? Wow.

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At 00:08:06,590, Character said: Welcome to showbiz. I'd like to thank
the Academy.

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At 00:08:18,390, Character said: Adam? Shh!

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At 00:08:20,670, Character said: What is it? Is it a burglar or somebody
in the building? It's Mrs. Goober.

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At 00:08:24,010, Character said: She wants me to fix her sink.

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At 00:08:26,790, Character said: Adam, are you in there?

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At 00:08:28,570, Character said: Get rid of her.

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At 00:08:30,950, Character said: Adam doesn't live here anymore, Miss
Goober.

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At 00:08:33,450, Character said: He moved.

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At 00:08:35,119, Character said: Across the hall to Minnesota.

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At 00:08:40,240, Character said: Well, if you see him, tell him I think
of clogged with chicken fat.

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At 00:08:44,120, Character said: Oh, all right.

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At 00:08:47,280, Character said: I had no idea this job would take so
much time. She's the fifth one today.

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At 00:08:51,360, Character said: You know, that Mr. Goodman just laid
around all day and let this building

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At 00:08:54,820, Character said: apart. D***n him and his asthma.

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At 00:08:58,460, Character said: I g***t to get to the photo lab. I g***t a
ton of work to do.

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At 00:09:04,880, Character said: Who is it?

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At 00:09:05,720, Character said: It's Paige. Open up. Open the door.

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At 00:09:07,900, Character said: Ask to see some I .V.

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At 00:09:10,880, Character said: Mrs. Cooper does voices.

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At 00:09:14,400, Character said: Open the door.

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At 00:09:19,320, Character said: What's the matter with you?

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At 00:09:23,480, Character said: Coast is clear. I'm going to make a
break for it.

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At 00:09:25,840, Character said: Let's be careful out there.

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At 00:09:29,820, Character said: Hey, you know what I can't get off my
mind? How much fun you had today.

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At 00:09:34,590, Character said: Oh, I don't know if fun is the word I'd
use. Oh, no.

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At 00:09:37,970, Character said: You had fun. I can tell. When you walked...