Ellen s02e09 the trainer Subtitles

00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:10,Mom,

00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,I swear, I don't know how you walk in
these things.

00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,Yeah, sure, they make me look taller,
but I can hardly stand up.

00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,I don't care if they make my legs look
thinner. I'm going to fall on my face.

00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:22,Yes, I'll keep practicing.

00:00:23,180 --> 00:00:24,Yeah. All right.

00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,Bye.

00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:46,Use your pass key.

00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,What? Use your pass key.

00:00:50,130 --> 00:00:51,What?

00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:02,Who's Boris Spassky?

00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,What are you doing?

00:01:07,210 --> 00:01:08,You're late on your rent.

00:01:08,630 --> 00:01:12,It's only the 4th. Well, rent's due on
the 1st. Yeah, but we never paid Mr.

00:01:12,230 --> 00:01:13,Goodman until the 7th.

00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,Well, there's a new sheriff in town.

00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,All right. Let me get to my checkbook.

00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,Getting the hang of this.

00:01:23,820 --> 00:01:27,Boy, you're really taking this new
building manager job seriously, aren't

00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:28,prefer super.

00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:33,Uh -oh. Careful.

00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,Get me. You g***t me?

00:01:35,320 --> 00:01:36,Watch out.

00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,Okay. Watch out. Help me up. Help me up.
G***t it.

00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,G***t it.

00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,Come on. Back.

00:01:55,689 --> 00:01:58,Thank you.

00:01:59,650 --> 00:02:01,Thank you.

00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:28,Studio gonna make your movie?

00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:29,No, they're not.

00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,Well, they're crazy, because I loved it.

00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:34,Well, that's what's really important,
isn't it?

00:02:37,460 --> 00:02:39,They're crazy, because I loved it.

00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,Hey.

00:02:44,840 --> 00:02:48,Ready for lunch? Not quite. I have to
wait for Ted's personal trainer to

00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,Paige! Where the hell is my newspaper?

00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,Oh, here it is.

00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,I don't know how you work for that guy.

00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:58,You don't understand, Hollywood. I **
very lucky to have this job.

00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:00,Fun!

00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:03,Ted Clayton's office.

00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,Oh, God, Erica, no, please. You can't do
this to me, please.

00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,Ted is going to freak out.

00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,Oh, God.

00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:13,All right.

00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,I'm dead.

00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:17,Ted, trainer just canceled.

00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:21,I can't believe her. She drives her car
into a tree, and the whole world has to

00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,stop.

00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:25,You should fire her as soon as she gets
out of the hospital.

00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,Paige, what ** I doing?

00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:29,You're waiting for your trainer.

00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,And how do we feel about waiting?

00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,We hate it.

00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,God, he's going to blame me for this.

00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,You've g***t to fill in. Oh, my God, you
know what I never told you?

00:03:41,860 --> 00:03:43,I'm not a personal trainer.

00:03:44,860 --> 00:03:47,Ellen, he's never met you. He'll never
know.

00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:51,I have been trying for a year for him to
see me as something more than a

00:03:51,580 --> 00:03:54,secretary. I have to avoid screw -ups
like this.

00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,Besides, it's not that crazy.

00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:57,You go to the gym.

00:03:57,700 --> 00:04:00,Yeah, I sit on the bike and I read
magazines.

00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,Occasionally, I pedal.

00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,Perfect. You're hired.

00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:07,Please, just do this for me. It's only
an hour. Please.

00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:09,Great. Ted, your trainer's here.

00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:13,Wait. Kate, where the hell is my gym
bag?

00:04:13,780 --> 00:04:14,Oh, here it is.

00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,Here. You can wear my clothes.

00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,Your clothes?

00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:24,Hello?

00:04:29,010 --> 00:04:30,I'll be out in a minute.

00:04:30,390 --> 00:04:31,No problem.

00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:48,Gotcha.

00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,I like to take a personal approach to
training.

00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,One -on -one.

00:05:52,580 --> 00:05:53,Trainer to person.

00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,So, where should we start? Weights? Why
don't we limber up? I'm a big believer

00:05:58,140 --> 00:05:58,in stretching.

00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:04,Nice and slow. If it takes an hour, it
takes an hour. So, why don't we touch

00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:05,toes and feel the burn?

00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:06,There it is.

00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:18,Oh, don't question me. I've been
training people far too long to be

00:06:19,990 --> 00:06:23,I mean, if it's not, can I stop now? Or
this is too heavy, or... I can't

00:06:23,770 --> 00:06:24,breathe. Or I can't breathe.

00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:26,I'm sorry, you can't breathe.

00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:29,You okay?

00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:30,Yeah. All right.

00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:35,One more set of curls and you're done.
But... You g***t a problem with that? No.

00:06:36,450 --> 00:06:39,As a matter of fact, this is great. This
is exactly what I need. I've been so

00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:40,stressed out lately.

00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:42,Just doing my job.

00:06:43,540 --> 00:06:47,I have a $20 million movie that is
testing right in the toilet.

00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,I'm unfamiliar with Hollywood jargon. In
the toilet, is that bad?

00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:57,It's mainly women who hate it. Not all
of them, of course. Just the 16 to 64s.

00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,Ah, they're a fickle bunch.

00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:05,I don't know why movies have to be so
bad. There's so many great books that,

00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:07,know, I can think of 30 right now that
would make terrific movies.

00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,Really? Yeah, I come across a new novel
every week.

00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:12,As a personal trainer.

00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:16,Well, time is up.

00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,So, do me a favor, Ted. What's that?

00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:20,Flex for me.

00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:23,Come on, show me what you g***t. Get big
or get lost.

00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,Wow.

00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,My work here is done.

00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:36,Oh, how'd it go?

00:07:36,900 --> 00:07:37,Oh, I'm beat.

00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,Watching someone exercise is tougher
than you'd think.

00:07:41,970 --> 00:07:42,Let's go get some burritos.

00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,In a second. Did he say anything about
me?

00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,As a matter of fact, he did. He said
you'd validate my parking.

00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:51,That's okay.

00:07:51,990 --> 00:07:53,You really came through for me today.

00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:58,So, here is your check. Oh, no, please.
It was a favor for a friend. I don't

00:07:58,450 --> 00:07:59,need any money, but can I keep the
thong?

00:08:03,030 --> 00:08:05,Come on, here. No, $200? Wow.

00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:09,Welcome to showbiz. I'd like to thank
the Academy.

00:08:18,390 --> 00:08:19,Adam? Shh!

00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:23,What is it? Is it a burglar or somebody
in the building? It's Mrs. Goober.

00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:25,She wants me to fix her sink.

00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,Adam, are you in there?

00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:29,Get rid of her.

00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:33,Adam doesn't live here anymore, Miss
Goober.

00:08:33,450 --> 00:08:34,He moved.

00:08:35,119 --> 00:08:37,Across the hall to Minnesota.

00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:43,Well, if you see him, tell him I think
of clogged with chicken fat.

00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,Oh, all right.

00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,I had no idea this job would take so
much time. She's the fifth one today.

00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,You know, that Mr. Goodman just laid
around all day and let this building

00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:56,apart. D***n him and his asthma.

00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:01,I g***t to get to the photo lab. I g***t a
ton of work to do.

00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:05,Who is it?

00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,It's Paige. Open up. Open the door.

00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:09,Ask to see some I .V.

00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,Mrs. Cooper does voices.

00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,Open the door.

00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,What's the matter with you?

00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,Coast is clear. I'm going to make a
break for it.

00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,Let's be careful out there.

00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,Hey, you know what I can't get off my
mind? How much fun you had today.

00:09:34,590 --> 00:09:37,Oh, I don't know if fun is the word I'd
use. Oh, no.

00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:41,You had fun. I can tell. When you walked...