Press Gang s02e04 The Week And Pizza Subtitles

At 00:01:01,500, Character said: I've heard that story.

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At 00:01:02,780, Character said: So there were these three guys, OK? All
of them gorgeous.

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At 00:01:05,920, Character said: Cos they're all gorgeous in that story.

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At 00:01:08,480, Character said: And the thing was, right, they're all
coming on to me at the same time. And

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At 00:01:11,700, Character said: said you were interested that they'd
have to find one more.

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At 00:01:14,560, Character said: No, it's not that story.

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At 00:01:16,060, Character said: Oh, is it your other one?

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At 00:01:17,900, Character said: Anyway, the problem was, they all had
the same name. They're all called Peter.

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At 00:01:21,980, Character said: I remember it now.

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At 00:01:24,040, Character said: So I said, look, guys, I can't call you
all Peter.

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At 00:01:27,300, Character said: I'll have to call you all Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday.

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At 00:01:31,690, Character said: Six, seven and eight.

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At 00:01:33,510, Character said: What? A clock.

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At 00:01:49,170, Character said: Graham's been phoned in. He can't make
it. How long's he been in charge of

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At 00:01:52,130, Character said: sports? Two months.

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At 00:01:53,630, Character said: And he's been to four meetings.

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At 00:01:55,130, Character said: Replace him.

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At 00:01:56,110, Character said: If he's safe, though, boss, what do I
tell him? Goodbye.

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At 00:01:59,980, Character said: A real bleeding heart, aren't you?
Bleeding what?

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At 00:02:03,180, Character said: My mistake.

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At 00:02:05,060, Character said: I'm here. No fuzz, people.

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At 00:02:06,740, Character said: Hey, just treat me like any other guy
with a charisma overload.

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At 00:02:10,280, Character said: Hi, Spike.

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At 00:02:11,060, Character said: Hey, t***s. I mean, like, wow.

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At 00:02:13,120, Character said: I mean, like, hold me up and hose me
down.

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At 00:02:14,880, Character said: Stand up a minute, will you?

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At 00:02:18,800, Character said: No, you're still not tall.

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At 00:02:21,200, Character said: Spike.

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At 00:02:23,540, Character said: I made this, Beth. What did you think
when you turned the lights on?

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At 00:02:26,680, Character said: Uh -uh. Now, now, girls.

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At 00:02:28,880, Character said: Hey, I had another one of those.

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At 00:02:30,640, Character said: Oh, yeah, there it is.

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At 00:02:42,700, Character said: Kenny, just to say, sorry I forgot the
meeting last night.

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At 00:02:45,860, Character said: Tonight?

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At 00:02:47,200, Character said: Sorry I forgot the meeting tonight.

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At 00:02:48,920, Character said: Colin, in and sit.

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At 00:02:53,080, Character said: Linda, why do we always have Spike at
these meetings?

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At 00:02:56,020, Character said: He can be useful.

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At 00:02:57,020, Character said: Why not just admit you're here because
you fancy him? I do not fancy him.

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At 00:03:01,100, Character said: One look at him and you just break into
a sweat.

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At 00:03:03,800, Character said: Kenny, you know as well as I do, Spike
Thompson has absolutely no effect on me

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At 00:03:07,720, Character said: whatsoever. Hey, Linda, is it okay if I
borrow this pencil?

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At 00:03:11,020, Character said: Will you stop making stupid, subjective
remarks?

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At 00:03:20,540, Character said: Okay, let's get started.

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At 00:03:22,220, Character said: Hang on, not yet. A woman has no sense
of addition.

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At 00:03:25,250, Character said: Sorry, Linda. I, for one, ** not
speaking to a mouthful.

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At 00:03:27,970, Character said: Fair enough. That, I suppose, means
something in your head.

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At 00:03:30,930, Character said: Call the mouth part, lady. Talk like
that could put your hair on fire.

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At 00:03:34,450, Character said: Oh, is that why it looks that way?

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At 00:03:36,030, Character said: People, we have a secondary explosion
here.

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At 00:03:38,110, Character said: Hi, everyone. The pizzas are here. Yeah,
all right.

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At 00:03:46,990, Character said: Kerr liked the article on the town
planners, but he thinks we should go a

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At 00:03:49,910, Character said: easier if we do a follow -up.

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At 00:03:51,580, Character said: He thought the double spread on the
local cinemas would look good around a

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At 00:03:54,380, Character said: supper, and I agreed with him. Let's
ditch that idea.

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At 00:03:56,960, Character said: Sam, no -one likes the new graphics for
the TV column. Can we switch back to the

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At 00:04:00,540, Character said: old one?

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At 00:04:01,420, Character said: Some people have no taste. I know, but
we won't hold this against you.

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At 00:04:06,400, Character said: OK, next week.

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At 00:04:08,560, Character said: Geoff's at the Town Hall, Kate's in
Sherrington, and Graham's at the Garden

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At 00:04:11,220, Character said: Centre. So who's going to cover the
College Open Day?

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At 00:04:14,180, Character said: Sarah, can you spare Gordon from
features?

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At 00:04:16,620, Character said: I tell you what, give us two more hours
of computer time and it's a deal. Linda?

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At 00:04:20,300, Character said: Done.

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At 00:04:21,589, Character said: Virginia Hume, children's author.

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At 00:04:23,430, Character said: She used to live round here. She's back
visiting.

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At 00:04:25,610, Character said: Staying with her sister, apparently.

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At 00:04:27,310, Character said: Sarah? I've picked up an interview.

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At 00:04:29,570, Character said: Linda, that's junior page.

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At 00:04:31,350, Character said: What? Well, Virginia Hume writes for pre
-teens, so it's junior page.

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At 00:04:35,350, Character said: It's general interest.

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At 00:04:37,230, Character said: Linda, it's features.

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At 00:04:38,430, Character said: Linda, how ** I supposed to cover pre
-teens if Sarah gets all the material?

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At 00:04:43,490, Character said: It had better be good. Count on it. And
take the bike with you. From what I

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At 00:04:47,350, Character said: hear, she's kind of difficult.

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At 00:04:48,780, Character said: You and me, Spike? Hey, brains and
beauty.

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At 00:04:50,920, Character said: Yeah. So what are you bringing?

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At 00:04:53,960, Character said: Very funny, Spike.

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At 00:04:56,780, Character said: She's hopeless and you know it. That's
why you dumped her on graphics.

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At 00:04:59,920, Character said: We weren't dumping her. We built the
artwork. Don't give me that, Kenny.

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At 00:05:02,720, Character said: Graphics has been a dumping ground since
we started here. Get every dronger who

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At 00:05:06,140, Character said: walks through that door and misses.

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At 00:05:07,700, Character said: OK, so you say you want rid of Claire
Pearson.

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At 00:05:10,100, Character said: Why don't we just kick her out onto
street reporting?

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At 00:05:12,200, Character said: I'm saying, as head of the graphics
department, there's no room for her with

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At 00:05:15,560, Character said: All right, Sam.

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At 00:05:16,820, Character said: Good, thank you.

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At 00:05:18,240, Character said: Tell her.

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At 00:05:19,400, Character said: What? As head of the graphics
department.

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At 00:05:22,220, Character said: Oh, come on.

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At 00:05:23,840, Character said: OK, a new idea.

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At 00:05:25,460, Character said: I've g***t Colin along to give us a
rundown of the financial situation.

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At 00:05:29,460, Character said: Strictly speaking, this should be done
as a written report, but so far Colin

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At 00:05:32,820, Character said: been unable to provide one.

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At 00:05:35,120, Character said: For good reasons? For a number of good
reasons, yes. The date, 39.

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At 00:05:38,900, Character said: 39? I'm not counting the one about the
crops failure in Bolivia.

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At 00:05:43,040, Character said: Right then, Colin, simple question
first.

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At 00:05:45,630, Character said: How much money did we take in on the
last edition?

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At 00:05:50,950, Character said: Colin?

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At 00:05:52,730, Character said: You're not hiding anything there, are
you? No, no, I left it at home.

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At 00:05:56,010, Character said: I mean... Colin, how much money did we
take in on the last edition?

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At 00:06:00,790, Character said: Some. Could you be a little more
specific?

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At 00:06:03,790, Character said: Some and a bit.

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At 00:06:04,790, Character said: Some and a bit.

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At 00:06:06,390, Character said: Ish.

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At 00:06:08,270, Character said: Colin, if you don't give me a full,
detailed and accurate rundown of the

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At 00:06:12,170, Character said: financial situation at this meeting next
week, do you know what I'm going to do?

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At 00:06:15,810, Character said: I'm going to start giving Gazette money
to charity and I'm going to make you

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At 00:06:19,270, Character said: write the checks.

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At 00:06:22,470, Character said: Are you OK, Colin?

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At 00:06:23,890, Character said: Can I have a glass of water, please?

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At 00:06:27,290, Character said: Who does she think she is?

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At 00:06:28,850, Character said: The troubled Linda, Colin, is she thinks
she's Linda.

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At 00:06:31,530, Character said: It's kind of a toughie to shake, really.

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At 00:06:34,830, Character said: This cover is multicoloured.

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At 00:06:38,270, Character said: Never took off. No.

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At 00:06:40,170, Character said: I don't understand. So why don't you
just give Linda a rundown on the

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At 00:06:44,030, Character said: Spike, the Gazette profits are not
always entirely accessible.

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At 00:06:47,950, Character said: You know what I'm saying?

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At 00:06:49,030, Character said: I think I do.

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At 00:06:50,390, Character said: Well, I mean, they've been invested,
circulated, lodged, vented, spent -ish.

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At 00:06:55,470, Character said: What about a sucker gun?

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At 00:06:56,990, Character said: What do you do with those? Shoot your
customers?

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At 00:06:58,810, Character said: I've g***t a shifty, Spike.

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At 00:07:00,470, Character said: I've seen around 428 of them. How many?

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At 00:07:03,560, Character said: Oh, I just saw this amazing bargain
price. I had the money in my pocket and

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At 00:07:06,600, Character said: everything just went black.

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At 00:07:09,080, Character said: Hamsters?

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At 00:07:10,540, Character said: Forgot about those.

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At 00:07:11,720, Character said: What about Linda?

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