Press Gang Bad News S04E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:25,000, Character said: And at 11 o 'clock, we've g***t more
cartoon crazy stuff with the Karate

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At 00:00:30,400, Character said: They're my favourite. I just love those
little pig guys.

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At 00:00:33,520, Character said: In just a few moments, we'll be taking a
look at some of the crazy stuff,

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At 00:00:38,340, Character said: drawings and paintings you've been
sending in. But first, something really

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At 00:00:42,300, Character said: different, something really special.

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At 00:00:45,020, Character said: The Junior Gazette, a voice for today's
youth. Now, that's what I call good

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At 00:00:50,560, Character said: news. And this morning, we're going to
be talking to the editor.

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At 00:00:54,099, Character said: Linda Day.

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At 00:00:55,980, Character said: Matter of fact, I think she might be in
Cool Cat's den right now.

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At 00:01:01,620, Character said: Cool Cat?

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At 00:01:02,640, Character said: Hey, that's right, Zach.

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At 00:01:04,340, Character said: So get over here and say a big hello to
Linda Day.

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At 00:01:07,980, Character said: Hi, Linda.

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At 00:01:09,060, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:01:10,540, Character said: Are you feeling cool?

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At 00:01:12,460, Character said: No, I'm fine.

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At 00:01:13,900, Character said: Okay, Linda, tell us about the Junior
Gazette. How did it all start, then?

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At 00:01:18,280, Character said: Well... Hang on, Zach.

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At 00:01:19,720, Character said: You said I could interview her. Hey,
cool cat, it's my turn.

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At 00:01:23,980, Character said: You always take the pretty ones for
yourself.

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At 00:01:26,900, Character said: Isn't that cat terrible?

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At 00:01:29,020, Character said: Well, it's not very convincing.

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At 00:01:31,820, Character said: Right.

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At 00:01:33,260, Character said: He just needs you to play with him a
little bit, that's all.

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At 00:01:37,240, Character said: What? Go on. A quick scratch behind the
ears, that's how to shut up a stupid

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At 00:01:41,560, Character said: animal. Well, if that's what it takes.

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At 00:01:47,640, Character said: Now. Are we going to do this interview?

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At 00:01:49,780, Character said: They said it was going to be a serious
interview. That's why I came along.

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At 00:01:52,740, Character said: Yeah, right, sure, yeah.

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At 00:01:54,180, Character said: I'm kind of into serious stuff myself.

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At 00:01:57,200, Character said: Yeah, so let's get serious.

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At 00:01:59,260, Character said: Now, it says here you started the
newspaper when you were in the sixth

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At 00:02:03,380, Character said: Norbridge High School.

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At 00:02:04,360, Character said: And since then you've left school and
you've started running the paper

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At 00:02:07,060, Character said: commercially. And you're even expanding
the distribution into some nearby towns

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At 00:02:11,260, Character said: and cities.

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At 00:02:12,160, Character said: Is that right? That's right. We're all
very excited.

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At 00:02:16,440, Character said: Can't leave you much time for
boyfriends.

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At 00:02:19,280, Character said: Pardon? You know, boyfriends. You can't
have much time for them.

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At 00:02:25,160, Character said: Actually, I've managed to solve that
problem.

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At 00:02:27,380, Character said: Really? How?

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At 00:02:28,980, Character said: An escort agency.

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At 00:02:31,020, Character said: They're very good.

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At 00:02:32,180, Character said: Just give them your favourite height and
shoulder width and you've g***t some

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At 00:02:34,600, Character said: beefcake on your arm before you know it.
Mind if I give the telephone number? I

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At 00:02:37,860, Character said: promised them a plug.

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At 00:02:39,940, Character said: Don't you think that was a ridiculously
patronising question?

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At 00:02:43,070, Character said: I expected a serious interview.

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At 00:02:45,050, Character said: What I didn't expect was to find myself
talking to an improbable -looking

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At 00:02:48,370, Character said: domestic pet that has somehow acquired
the power of speech.

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At 00:02:51,270, Character said: You talking about my cat?

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At 00:02:53,190, Character said: No. Listen, Linda, I think maybe you're
getting the wrong end of the stick.

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At 00:02:58,610, Character said: Strangely enough, I don't particularly
feel like taking advice from a man who

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At 00:03:02,070, Character said: spends his time behind a sofa with his
arm up an artificial cat.

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At 00:03:05,010, Character said: Ah, right.

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At 00:03:07,530, Character said: Shall I tell you something about the
Junior Gazette?

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At 00:03:10,370, Character said: We always make the assumption that we're
dealing with people with a certain

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At 00:03:13,350, Character said: degree of intelligence.

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At 00:03:14,810, Character said: Maybe if this show didn't think of its
audience as a backward three -year -old

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At 00:03:17,850, Character said: with the attention span of a goldfish, I
wouldn't currently be attempting

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At 00:03:20,570, Character said: conversation with an unconvincing puppet
and a prat on wheels. Good morning!

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At 00:03:24,410, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:03:28,630, Character said: We'll take a break now.

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At 00:03:30,850, Character said: Back in a moment.

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At 00:03:44,310, Character said: Julie Craig.

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At 00:03:45,550, Character said: Remember me?

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At 00:03:47,550, Character said: Well, I'll certainly keep you in mind.
No.

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At 00:03:49,610, Character said: Do you remember me? I used to run your
graphics department.

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At 00:03:52,990, Character said: Oh, yeah. We did used to have a blonde
in there.

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At 00:03:55,210, Character said: Are you Sam?

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At 00:03:57,030, Character said: Sam came after me.

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At 00:03:58,530, Character said: He was blonde, too.

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At 00:04:00,230, Character said: There were two of those?

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At 00:04:02,270, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:04:03,390, Character said: Right, well, I've g***t to go.

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At 00:04:05,350, Character said: It's been great talking over old times.

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At 00:04:08,130, Character said: Oh, so you've left the paper.

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At 00:04:09,990, Character said: See you around, Linda.

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At 00:04:14,160, Character said: So how was I?

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At 00:04:15,300, Character said: Hmm. You should get your own series.

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At 00:05:05,900, Character said: We'll be going on to the cemetery at
ten, all right?

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At 00:05:09,020, Character said: Why don't you have some tea first?

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At 00:05:12,580, Character said: Linda,

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At 00:05:14,520, Character said: it's good of you to come.

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At 00:05:16,220, Character said: It's a pleasure.

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At 00:05:17,580, Character said: Well, it's not exactly a pleasure, but a
nice house.

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At 00:05:20,600, Character said: We're going to the cemetery at ten.
Great.

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At 00:05:24,530, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:05:32,150, Character said: This is serious, right?

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At 00:05:34,650, Character said: I think that is the prevailing mood.

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At 00:05:36,990, Character said: So who's going to be our new owner?

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At 00:05:39,170, Character said: Linda, we haven't buried the old one
yet.

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At 00:05:41,470, Character said: I admire your optimism, but I think it's
going to happen.

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At 00:05:45,010, Character said: This could be bad news for us.

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At 00:05:47,120, Character said: We're already on our way for the in
-profit margin with the expansion thing,

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At 00:05:50,560, Character said: you only could just decide we're not
worth it and pull the plugs altogether,

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At 00:05:53,300, Character said: just when we were really getting
somewhere.

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At 00:05:55,300, Character said: Speaking of bad news, we're still at the
funeral of a man who died one week

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At 00:05:58,960, Character said: before his 57th birthday. Yeah, that's
sad, too.

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At 00:06:02,540, Character said: You're a lady of unexpected depths,
Linda, to which you regularly think.

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At 00:06:07,200, Character said: OK, so it's rough on Campbell as well,
but at least he won't have to worry

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At 00:06:10,700, Character said: the employment of 23 people tomorrow
morning.

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At 00:06:15,050, Character said: See the guy nearest the window? The one
doing all the talking?

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At 00:06:18,390, Character said: Bobby Campbell, the nephew.

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At 00:06:20,530, Character said: David didn't have any immediate family,
so Bobby inherits the papers.

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At 00:06:24,630, Character said: What did he do?

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At 00:06:25,970, Character said: A lot, according to him.

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At 00:06:27,950, Character said: He wanted to bet me he could strike two
major deals before we hit the church.

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At 00:06:32,970, Character said: He was betting on deals at a funeral?

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At 00:06:35,570, Character said: It looks as if I'm going to lose.

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At 00:06:43,680, Character said: That's who's going to decide our future.

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At 00:06:46,200, Character said: I'll see if I can shake him loose and
get him to come over. You ought to meet

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At 00:06:49,040, Character said: him. Why, do you think he's made the
decision already?

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At 00:06:52,800, Character said: Well, let's see.

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At 00:07:37,560, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:07:48,800, Character said: Sarah?

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At 00:07:57,460, Character said: Sarah? Coming.

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At 00:08:03,780, Character said: Who's my assistant editor this week?

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At 00:08:06,160, Character said: Where's Julian? He was doing really
well. He's doing even better, now that

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At 00:08:09,300, Character said: managed to lose the stammer and doesn't
flinch at loud noises.

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At 00:08:12,680, Character said: So he's not coming in?

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At 00:08:14,120, Character said: Do you really think it's reasonable to
keep punishing people for not being

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At 00:08:17,320, Character said: Kenny?

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At 00:08:18,440, Character said: Well, they're not, are they?

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At 00:08:24,140, Character said: Can't someone else do this stupid job?

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At 00:08:26,820, Character said: Had to be Linda's assistant for a week?

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At 00:08:29,540, Character said: No, I think I want to concentrate more
on mail delivery.

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At 00:08:33,679, Character said: Really loved around here, aren't I?

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At 00:08:36,090, Character said: Don't start this again.

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At 00:08:37,429, Character said: I can't even meet a guy who can bear to
stay on the same continent.

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At 00:08:40,750, Character said: Kenny's off...