Press Gang s04e01 Bad News Movie Subtitles

00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:30,And at 11 o 'clock, we've g***t more
cartoon crazy stuff with the Karate

00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,They're my favourite. I just love those
little pig guys.

00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:38,In just a few moments, we'll be taking a
look at some of the crazy stuff,

00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:42,drawings and paintings you've been
sending in. But first, something really

00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:44,different, something really special.

00:00:45,020 --> 00:00:50,The Junior Gazette, a voice for today's
youth. Now, that's what I call good

00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:53,news. And this morning, we're going to
be talking to the editor.

00:00:54,099 --> 00:00:55,Linda Day.

00:00:55,980 --> 00:00:59,Matter of fact, I think she might be in
Cool Cat's den right now.

00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,Cool Cat?

00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,Hey, that's right, Zach.

00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:07,So get over here and say a big hello to
Linda Day.

00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:08,Hi, Linda.

00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:10,Good morning.

00:01:10,540 --> 00:01:11,Are you feeling cool?

00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:13,No, I'm fine.

00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:18,Okay, Linda, tell us about the Junior
Gazette. How did it all start, then?

00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:19,Well... Hang on, Zach.

00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:23,You said I could interview her. Hey,
cool cat, it's my turn.

00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:26,You always take the pretty ones for
yourself.

00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,Isn't that cat terrible?

00:01:29,020 --> 00:01:30,Well, it's not very convincing.

00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:32,Right.

00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,He just needs you to play with him a
little bit, that's all.

00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,What? Go on. A quick scratch behind the
ears, that's how to shut up a stupid

00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,animal. Well, if that's what it takes.

00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,Now. Are we going to do this interview?

00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:52,They said it was going to be a serious
interview. That's why I came along.

00:01:52,740 --> 00:01:53,Yeah, right, sure, yeah.

00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,I'm kind of into serious stuff myself.

00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,Yeah, so let's get serious.

00:01:59,260 --> 00:02:03,Now, it says here you started the
newspaper when you were in the sixth

00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,Norbridge High School.

00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,And since then you've left school and
you've started running the paper

00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:11,commercially. And you're even expanding
the distribution into some nearby towns

00:02:11,260 --> 00:02:12,and cities.

00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,Is that right? That's right. We're all
very excited.

00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,Can't leave you much time for
boyfriends.

00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,Pardon? You know, boyfriends. You can't
have much time for them.

00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,Actually, I've managed to solve that
problem.

00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:28,Really? How?

00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:29,An escort agency.

00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,They're very good.

00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:34,Just give them your favourite height and
shoulder width and you've g***t some

00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:37,beefcake on your arm before you know it.
Mind if I give the telephone number? I

00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:38,promised them a plug.

00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:42,Don't you think that was a ridiculously
patronising question?

00:02:43,070 --> 00:02:44,I expected a serious interview.

00:02:45,050 --> 00:02:48,What I didn't expect was to find myself
talking to an improbable -looking

00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:50,domestic pet that has somehow acquired
the power of speech.

00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,You talking about my cat?

00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:57,No. Listen, Linda, I think maybe you're
getting the wrong end of the stick.

00:02:58,610 --> 00:03:02,Strangely enough, I don't particularly
feel like taking advice from a man who

00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:04,spends his time behind a sofa with his
arm up an artificial cat.

00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:06,Ah, right.

00:03:07,530 --> 00:03:09,Shall I tell you something about the
Junior Gazette?

00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:13,We always make the assumption that we're
dealing with people with a certain

00:03:13,350 --> 00:03:14,degree of intelligence.

00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:17,Maybe if this show didn't think of its
audience as a backward three -year -old

00:03:17,850 --> 00:03:20,with the attention span of a goldfish, I
wouldn't currently be attempting

00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:23,conversation with an unconvincing puppet
and a prat on wheels. Good morning!

00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:25,Whoa!

00:03:28,630 --> 00:03:29,We'll take a break now.

00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:31,Back in a moment.

00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:45,Julie Craig.

00:03:45,550 --> 00:03:46,Remember me?

00:03:47,550 --> 00:03:49,Well, I'll certainly keep you in mind.
No.

00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:51,Do you remember me? I used to run your
graphics department.

00:03:52,990 --> 00:03:54,Oh, yeah. We did used to have a blonde
in there.

00:03:55,210 --> 00:03:56,Are you Sam?

00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:58,Sam came after me.

00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,He was blonde, too.

00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:01,There were two of those?

00:04:02,270 --> 00:04:03,Yeah.

00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,Right, well, I've g***t to go.

00:04:05,350 --> 00:04:07,It's been great talking over old times.

00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:09,Oh, so you've left the paper.

00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:11,See you around, Linda.

00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,So how was I?

00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,Hmm. You should get your own series.

00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,We'll be going on to the cemetery at
ten, all right?

00:05:09,020 --> 00:05:10,Why don't you have some tea first?

00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,Linda,

00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,it's good of you to come.

00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:17,It's a pleasure.

00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:20,Well, it's not exactly a pleasure, but a
nice house.

00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,We're going to the cemetery at ten.
Great.

00:05:24,530 --> 00:05:25,Okay.

00:05:32,150 --> 00:05:33,This is serious, right?

00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:36,I think that is the prevailing mood.

00:05:36,990 --> 00:05:38,So who's going to be our new owner?

00:05:39,170 --> 00:05:41,Linda, we haven't buried the old one
yet.

00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:43,I admire your optimism, but I think it's
going to happen.

00:05:45,010 --> 00:05:46,This could be bad news for us.

00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:50,We're already on our way for the in
-profit margin with the expansion thing,

00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:52,you only could just decide we're not
worth it and pull the plugs altogether,

00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,just when we were really getting
somewhere.

00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,Speaking of bad news, we're still at the
funeral of a man who died one week

00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:01,before his 57th birthday. Yeah, that's
sad, too.

00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:06,You're a lady of unexpected depths,
Linda, to which you regularly think.

00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,OK, so it's rough on Campbell as well,
but at least he won't have to worry

00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,the employment of 23 people tomorrow
morning.

00:06:15,050 --> 00:06:17,See the guy nearest the window? The one
doing all the talking?

00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,Bobby Campbell, the nephew.

00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:23,David didn't have any immediate family,
so Bobby inherits the papers.

00:06:24,630 --> 00:06:25,What did he do?

00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,A lot, according to him.

00:06:27,950 --> 00:06:32,He wanted to bet me he could strike two
major deals before we hit the church.

00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:34,He was betting on deals at a funeral?

00:06:35,570 --> 00:06:37,It looks as if I'm going to lose.

00:06:43,680 --> 00:06:45,That's who's going to decide our future.

00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,I'll see if I can shake him loose and
get him to come over. You ought to meet

00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,him. Why, do you think he's made the
decision already?

00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,Well, let's see.

00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,Thanks.

00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,Sarah?

00:07:57,460 --> 00:07:59,Sarah? Coming.

00:08:03,780 --> 00:08:05,Who's my assistant editor this week?

00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,Where's Julian? He was doing really
well. He's doing even better, now that

00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:12,managed to lose the stammer and doesn't
flinch at loud noises.

00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,So he's not coming in?

00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:17,Do you really think it's reasonable to
keep punishing people for not being

00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,Kenny?

00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:19,Well, they're not, are they?

00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,Can't someone else do this stupid job?

00:08:26,820 --> 00:08:28,Had to be Linda's assistant for a week?

00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:32,No, I think I want to concentrate more
on mail delivery.

00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,Really loved around here, aren't I?

00:08:36,090 --> 00:08:37,Don't start this again.

00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:40,I can't even meet a guy who can bear to
stay on the same continent.

00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,Kenny's off...