War Machine 6ch -psa (2026) Subtitles

At 00:01:29,333, Character said: Good copy, Sapper Patrol.
You're exiting the green zone now.

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At 00:01:32,708, Character said: 10th Mountain's convoy
is stranded, no sitrep.

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At 00:01:35,625, Character said: Be advised,
Spartans convoy is in a black spot.

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At 00:01:38,416, Character said: Comms will be sketchy.
Stay sharp, watch your six.

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At 00:02:07,750, Character said: Who's the full-fledged moron
responsible for this clusterfuck?

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At 00:02:13,625, Character said: Who's the meathead calling me a moron?

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At 00:02:15,916, Character said: Meathead? You f***d up my morning pass.

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At 00:02:18,500, Character said: - Oh, what are you gonna do about it?
- What ** I gonna do?

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At 00:02:22,000, Character said: Noogie, baby! G***t you again.

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At 00:02:26,708, Character said: - Wait, you know this guy?
- This one? Nah, never met him.

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At 00:02:30,625, Character said: I just have the exact same tattoo
by coincidence.

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At 00:02:35,916, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:37,166, Character said: He's my big brother, numbnuts.

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At 00:02:39,625, Character said: - Good to see you, bro.
- You too.

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At 00:02:46,250, Character said: - What'd this idiot do?
- I don't know.

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At 00:02:48,375, Character said: Hey, Tommy, a bit of hospitality.
Get the s***t.

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At 00:02:52,958, Character said: Let me give you a science lesson
on the laws of physics.

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At 00:02:55,541, Character said: Walk you through
what you should have learned in 8th grade.

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At 00:02:58,500, Character said: First law of thermodynamics.

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At 00:03:00,625, Character said: Energy can't be created or destroyed,
so it's gotta go somewhere.

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At 00:03:04,375, Character said: When you idiots fill these trucks
with Stop Leak, you block the vents.

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At 00:03:07,791, Character said: Heat can't escape.
Pressure builds till the radiator blows.

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At 00:03:11,250, Character said: You listening to this, Tommy?

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At 00:03:14,541, Character said: Get that s***t out of here.

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At 00:03:16,083, Character said: I know it was you.

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At 00:03:17,791, Character said: Mechanics keep ratting you out.

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At 00:03:21,666, Character said: Why do you do it?

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At 00:03:23,416, Character said: - You just don't care?
- No, I care.

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At 00:03:25,583, Character said: Sure, I care about this f***g golf cart

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At 00:03:27,541, Character said: I get to drive around the desert
breaking down every five minutes.

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At 00:03:30,208, Character said: - Your fault.
- Man, we should be on the front lines.

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At 00:03:33,000, Character said: F***g kicking doors
like we said when we joined.

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At 00:03:35,916, Character said: You know, we were all,
"Don't f***g quit."

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At 00:03:37,750, Character said: What'd we do? We f***g quit.

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At 00:03:39,250, Character said: Dude, what are you talking about?

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At 00:03:41,208, Character said: I'm talking about
Ranger Assessment Selection Program.

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At 00:03:47,500, Character said: My God.

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At 00:03:48,666, Character said: - RASP?
- Yeah.

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At 00:03:50,500, Character said: Dude, take Tommy.

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At 00:03:52,791, Character said: Tommy? He can't even spell "Ranger."

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At 00:03:55,166, Character said: Intake starts in June.

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At 00:03:56,791, Character said: That ship has sailed.

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At 00:04:00,333, Character said: Rangers are f***g hardcore.

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At 00:04:02,833, Character said: I'm f***g old.

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At 00:04:04,041, Character said: - You're f***g ugly.
- No, I checked the cutoff. We're good.

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At 00:04:06,708, Character said: Bro, you wanna be a Ranger,
go be a Ranger.

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At 00:04:09,458, Character said: You don't need my permission.

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At 00:04:12,583, Character said: I wanted to do it together, you know?

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At 00:04:15,250, Character said: Like we promised each other.

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At 00:04:18,083, Character said: Bro, we were 18.

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At 00:04:21,125, Character said: We also said
we were gonna start a thrash band.

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At 00:04:23,166, Character said: Come on, man, just imagine.

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At 00:04:25,500, Character said: You and me, getting our Ranger Scrolls.

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At 00:04:29,041, Character said: F***g running across the tarmac.
Black Hawks.

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At 00:04:31,625, Character said: First boots on the ground.

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At 00:04:38,958, Character said: - That does sound pretty awesome.
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:46,041, Character said: All right. You're in, I'm in.

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At 00:04:49,291, Character said: You promise?

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At 00:04:51,541, Character said: Always.

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At 00:04:55,791, Character said: Unbelievable.

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At 00:04:58,000, Character said: - I just gotta top it off with coolant.
- I g***t that s***t.

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At 00:05:00,875, Character said: - Are you sure?
- Yeah, get outta here!

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At 00:05:04,791, Character said: I don't see you
screwing this up at all.

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At 00:05:08,541, Character said: Hey, Tom, fill it up.

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At 00:05:10,625, Character said: - We're both gonna be badass Army Rangers!
- Starting to regret saying yes already.

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At 00:05:14,333, Character said: Tier one, baby!

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At 00:05:16,000, Character said: Hey, you're not gonna say goodbye?

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At 00:05:17,750, Character said: I'll see you tomorrow
when you fill it up again with Stop Leak.

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At 00:05:20,458, Character said: We're gonna be Rangers, baby!

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At 00:05:22,250, Character said: Incoming!

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At 00:05:26,083, Character said: Contact!

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At 00:05:28,083, Character said: Mortar incoming!

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At 00:05:31,750, Character said: Get down!

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At 00:05:36,166, Character said: Go! Get up!

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At 00:06:51,375, Character said: Five minutes to base.

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At 00:06:52,750, Character said: Get your packs ready!

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At 00:07:21,958, Character said: Welcome to
the Ranger Assessment Selection Program!

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At 00:07:25,500, Character said: All candidates must proceed at pace
to the induction hall immediately!

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At 00:07:31,625, Character said: Move!

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At 00:07:32,541, Character said: You will receive a Ziploc bag.

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At 00:07:34,291, Character said: Place your name, paper,
and rank inside that Ziploc bag.

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At 00:07:37,875, Character said: - Anything personal, hand it over.
- Tuck in your shirt!

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At 00:07:40,708, Character said: Jewelry, phones, wallets, meds.

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At 00:07:42,750, Character said: You no longer have a name.

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At 00:07:44,583, Character said: You are a number!

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At 00:07:45,791, Character said: You are now number 44.

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At 00:07:47,416, Character said: Next!

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At 00:07:49,166, Character said: You are now number 198.

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At 00:07:52,208, Character said: - 190.
- Yes, sir.

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At 00:07:54,250, Character said: As an E-6, you'll be assigned team leader.

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At 00:07:56,833, Character said: - State your consent.
- Yes, Sergeant.

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At 00:07:59,166, Character said: You're now number 7.

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At 00:08:01,250, Character said: Look who's back.

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At 00:08:02,958, Character said: - One strike and you'll be out again.
- If I may say so, Sergeant...

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At 00:08:05,666, Character said: - Shut the f***k up.
- Yeah.

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At 00:08:07,583, Character said: You are now number 15. Next!

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At 00:08:10,125, Character said: You are now number 111.

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At 00:08:12,166, Character said: Number 122.

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At 00:08:14,375, Character said: F***k me. Applied four times,
medically denied each time.

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At 00:08:18,000, Character said: But he just made the age cutoff.

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At 00:08:20,000, Character said: You g***t a plan B?

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At 00:08:22,458, Character said: No, Sergeant.

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At 00:08:25,250, Character said: As an E-6,
you will be assigned team leader.

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At 00:08:28,125, Character said: State your consent.

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At 00:08:29,500, Character said: I'd rather not.

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At 00:08:32,250, Character said: Ten minutes to formation!

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At 00:08:35,916, Character said: You are now number 81.

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At 00:08:38,125, Character said: - Yes, Sergeant.
- Ten minutes to formation!

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At 00:08:40,250, Character said: Rangers are the spearhead
of the United States Army.

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At 00:08:43,666, Character said: We are first on the ground
every single time.

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At 00:08:46,958, Character said: {\an8}The fate of our nation and allies
depends on our expertise.

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At 00:08:51,041, Character said: {\an8}Do you understand me?

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At 00:08:52,250, Character said: Yes, First Sergeant!

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At 00:08:54,750, Character said: You are about to embark on eight weeks

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At 00:08:56,916, Character said: of the hardest selection program
in the world.

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At 00:08:59,666, Character said: Whether you have been deployed in combat
or you are fresh out of basic,

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At 00:09:04,083, Character said: you can expect your emotional,
physical, and mental strength

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At 00:09:07,666, Character said: to be pushed to the absolute limit
and then some.

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At 00:09:10,625, Character said: If, by the grace of God,
you make it to the final stage,

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At 00:09:14,500, Character said: you will undertake
a 24-hour simulated mission

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At 00:09:17,416, Character said: known as Death March,

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At 00:09:19,458, Character said: completed by crossing that finish line.

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At 00:09:26,541, Character said: At which point you will be eligible
for the Ranger Scroll, the tan beret,

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At 00:09:32,375, Character said: and the most storied regiment
in the United States Army.

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At 00:09:37,125, Character said: Attention!

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At 00:09:39,708, Character said: Rangers lead the way!

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At 00:09:41,208, Character said: All the way!

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At 00:09:42,541, Character said: Welcome to RASP!

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At 00:09:44,125, Character said: Come on, candidate!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

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At 00:09:47,666, Character said: Let's see what you g***t!

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At 00:09:49,291, Character said: Tough it out! Let's go!

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At 00:09:51,333, Character said: We are looking for elite warriors!

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At 00:09:54,083, Character said: The best of the best.

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At 00:09:56,333, Character said: Seventeen,
get the f***k out of here!

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At 00:09:58,750, Character said: Every week,
those who fail will be eliminated.

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At 00:10:01,916, Character said: We just f***g started!

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At 00:10:03,416, Character said: 16, 27, 29, 53, step forward.

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At 00:10:07,750, Character said: - Pack your bags. You are non-selects.
- Get out.

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At 00:10:10,625, Character said: - Come on, 81!
- 38.

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At 00:10:12,500, Character said: Down!

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At 00:10:14,083, Character said: Up!

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At 00:10:15,083, Character said: - Thirty-nine!
- Down!

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At 00:10:17,000, Character said: Forty!

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At 00:10:17,916, Character said: If you're thinking
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