The Twits (2025) engcp Subtitles

At 00:00:29,833, Character said: Me first!

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At 00:00:34,417, Character said: Give it!

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At 00:00:35,375, Character said: Oh, nice. Lovely.

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At 00:00:39,375, Character said: Once upon a time…

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At 00:00:43,417, Character said: …there were two terrible twits.

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At 00:00:54,708, Character said: And this is how they were left for dead.

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At 00:00:59,708, Character said: Wait, wait, wait. Stop!

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At 00:01:04,750, Character said: Mum,

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At 00:01:05,667, Character said: are you actually starting my bedtime story
with the characters dying?

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At 00:01:09,583, Character said: I didn't say they were dying.
I said they were left for dead.

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At 00:01:13,000, Character said: - By who?
- By whom?

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At 00:01:14,292, Character said: - By whom?
- Children and a family of magical animals.

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At 00:01:17,333, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:19,375, Character said: What kind of story is this?

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At 00:01:21,292, Character said: You keep telling me

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At 00:01:22,458, Character said: you want your bedtime stories
to be more emotionally complex

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At 00:01:25,792, Character said: with, I'm quoting,
"highbrow themes and lowbrow comedy."

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At 00:01:29,750, Character said: True. I just don't want
a boring, old, normal story.

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At 00:01:33,292, Character said: Well, I can assure you, my love,
this is no "normal story"

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At 00:01:38,667, Character said: because the Twits are not normal people.

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At 00:01:43,458, Character said: No, the Twits hate everything,

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At 00:01:47,000, Character said: especially each other.

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At 00:01:49,000, Character said: They've been married
for 47 miserable years.

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At 00:01:54,417, Character said: And not a day has passed
without a mean, dirty trick.

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At 00:02:04,708, Character said: The thing is, even people
who hate everything love something.

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At 00:02:10,042, Character said: For the Twits, it was a backyard
amusement park called Twitlandia.

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At 00:02:16,875, Character said: They built Twitlandia from the ground up.

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At 00:02:19,708, Character said: It was the one thing
that brought them joy.

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At 00:02:22,375, Character said: The one thing they truly cared about.

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At 00:02:25,333, Character said: The one thing
they wanted the whole world to see.

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At 00:02:35,417, Character said: There's a song And dance extravaganza

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At 00:02:38,167, Character said: And rides made out of toilets

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At 00:02:41,417, Character said: This is Twitlandia!

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At 00:02:43,292, Character said: It's the world's only amusement park.

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At 00:02:46,125, Character said: And even if the whole world didn't see it,

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At 00:02:49,625, Character said: the true heroes of our story,

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At 00:02:51,750, Character said: an orphan named Beesha…

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At 00:02:53,500, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:54,458, Character said: …and her best friend, Bubsy…

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At 00:02:56,583, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:02:57,750, Character said: …did.

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At 00:02:58,667, Character said: Come to Twitlandia's
grand opening this week.

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At 00:03:01,708, Character said: - That looks like the most...
- Amazing place in the world?!

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At 00:03:05,000, Character said: I definitely wasn't gonna say
"horrifying and lame."

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At 00:03:08,583, Character said: But, Beesha,
it has a song-and-dance extravaganza

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At 00:03:12,083, Character said: and rides made out of toilets!

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At 00:03:14,167, Character said: And who doesn't want both of those things?

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At 00:03:17,583, Character said: All right, Bubsy boy,
I promise I'll take you to Twitlandia

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At 00:03:21,625, Character said: before you leave me forever next week.

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At 00:03:25,458, Character said: Whoo-hoo!

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At 00:03:27,125, Character said: Twitlandia!

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At 00:03:32,583, Character said: Oh, Jim.

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At 00:03:34,500, Character said: Ah!

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At 00:03:35,542, Character said: Look, it's our first visitor!

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At 00:03:37,917, Character said: But before Beesha
could fulfill her promise to Bubsy…

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At 00:03:41,083, Character said: Welcome to Twitlandia.

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At 00:03:43,042, Character said: Ahem.

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At 00:03:44,417, Character said: Hey! You can't go in without paying!

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At 00:03:47,083, Character said: …In fact, before the park even opened…

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At 00:03:50,042, Character said: "Condem-ned"?

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At 00:03:51,667, Character said: …the city shut Twitlandia down…

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At 00:03:54,125, Character said: What's this?

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At 00:03:56,500, Character said: …condemning it for being dangerous,
structurally unsound, and, quote…

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At 00:04:00,792, Character said: "Stinking of rancid hot dog meat"?

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At 00:04:05,000, Character said: - Oh, Jim!
- Huh?

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At 00:04:06,417, Character said: The city's…
They're shutting down our fun park!

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At 00:04:11,375, Character said: No...

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At 00:04:12,625, Character said: No!

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At 00:04:22,083, Character said: It was as if their baby
had been taken from them.

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At 00:04:24,833, Character said: Strange baby.

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At 00:04:26,208, Character said: Strange people.

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At 00:04:27,375, Character said: I do like Beesha and Bubsy
quite a bit, though.

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At 00:04:30,292, Character said: Yes, well, Beesha and Bubsy
are on a collision course with the Twits,

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At 00:04:35,750, Character said: who are about to play
their dirtiest trick yet.

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At 00:04:39,208, Character said: A prank that will condemn the city

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At 00:04:41,917, Character said: the way the city condemned Twitlandia.

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At 00:04:44,875, Character said: What are they gonna do?
Make it stink of rotten hot dog meat?

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At 00:04:48,042, Character said: Clever boy. Now, no more questions.
Just listen to the song.

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At 00:04:52,042, Character said: Oh, is this a musical?

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At 00:04:53,833, Character said: Of course it's not a musical.
What ** I, a cricket?

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At 00:04:56,792, Character said: It's one song. Settle down.

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At 00:04:59,208, Character said: Bubsy goodbye video, take one.

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At 00:05:01,375, Character said: And… action!

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At 00:05:02,750, Character said: We'll miss you, Bubsy!

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At 00:05:04,792, Character said: Bye, Bubsy.

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At 00:05:06,917, Character said: I look around at all these people

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At 00:05:14,208, Character said: Nice people with their perfect lives

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At 00:05:20,125, Character said: Well, they're bored
Out of their skulls

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At 00:05:23,583, Character said: Vote for John-John.

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At 00:05:24,958, Character said: Monotonous and dull

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At 00:05:28,458, Character said: They do not live

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At 00:05:30,542, Character said: They just survive

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At 00:05:35,167, Character said: Now, we are not like Everyone else

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At 00:05:39,000, Character said: There's nobody here
That's like you and me

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At 00:05:42,125, Character said: We're one of a kind
And deep down inside

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At 00:05:45,708, Character said: We're the only ones out here

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At 00:05:49,083, Character said: Who are free

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At 00:05:55,083, Character said: I think we're set.

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At 00:05:56,792, Character said: All right, Bubsy boy,
the big day's coming up.

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At 00:05:59,917, Character said: Hit me with your favorite memory
from the Triperot Home for Children.

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At 00:06:04,208, Character said: Oh! That time I g***t
a potato stuck in my nose?

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At 00:06:07,125, Character said: - Okay…
- Don't you remember, Beesh?

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At 00:06:10,417, Character said: You made me laugh so hard that I snorted,

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At 00:06:12,917, Character said: and the potato shot out,
and it landed in your milk.

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At 00:06:15,750, Character said: And now I'm lactose intolerant by choice.

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At 00:06:18,917, Character said: Okay, Harold.

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At 00:06:21,875, Character said: Bubsy gets adopted next week.
How do you want him to remember you?

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At 00:06:25,458, Character said: I…

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At 00:06:26,875, Character said: I... I kept the potato.

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At 00:06:28,667, Character said: He kept the potato. Cool.

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At 00:06:31,958, Character said: I promise to always surprise you

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At 00:06:39,667, Character said: I promise to always be fun

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At 00:06:45,833, Character said: To be bad to the bone

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At 00:06:49,958, Character said: And you can tell everyone

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At 00:06:53,542, Character said: That I won't stop Until I'm done

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At 00:07:00,625, Character said: We're not like everyone else

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At 00:07:03,458, Character said: There's nobody here
Just like you and me

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At 00:07:07,125, Character said: We're one of a kind
And deep down inside

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At 00:07:10,542, Character said: We're the only ones out here

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At 00:07:14,250, Character said: Who are free

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At 00:07:17,833, Character said: We're the only ones out here

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At 00:07:21,208, Character said: Who are free

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At 00:07:38,042, Character said: Okay, my turn.

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At 00:07:39,208, Character said: So, Bubs, I'm gonna miss
your world-class dancing,

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At 00:07:43,583, Character said: and I'll miss getting
your basketball unstuck

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At 00:07:46,625, Character said: when you throw it in the rafters.

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At 00:07:48,917, Character said: I'll miss tucking you in at night,
and, I don't know,

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At 00:07:52,708, Character said: just watching you grow up

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At 00:07:54,875, Character said: because you're such
a cute little squishy-wishy baby.

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At 00:08:00,708, Character said: What the…

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At 00:08:09,125, Character said: Mr. Napkin!

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At 00:08:10,125, Character said: Help me!

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At 00:08:29,000, Character said: Mr. Napkin! Beesha!

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At 00:08:31,500, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:08:32,917, Character said: We're fine, Bubs. We're fine.

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At 00:08:34,958, Character said: What even is that stuff?

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At 00:08:38,083, Character said: I think it's that gross liquid meat
they use to make hot dogs.

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At 00:08:41,125, Character said: Yeah, it's hot dog meat, all right.
The good stuff...