How To Sell Drugs Online S01E04 Subtitles

At 00:00:07,845, Character said: F***G HACKER

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At 00:00:09,205, Character said: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

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At 00:00:10,285, Character said: PORITZ WIENERMAN
MORE JACKING LESS HACKING

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At 00:00:11,205, Character said: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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At 00:00:15,765, Character said: Show no weakness.

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At 00:00:19,765, Character said: Ever.

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At 00:00:21,765, Character said: Everyone has weaknesses.

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At 00:00:23,125, Character said: The only difference is that
some show them, others don't.

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At 00:00:26,525, Character said: But it's exactly like
in any nature documentary.

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At 00:00:28,445, Character said: It's the weak animals
that get attacked by the predators.

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At 00:00:30,765, Character said: Hey, "Edward Snowden"!
Stalked anyone today, creep?

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At 00:00:33,565, Character said: Great reference! Snowden wasn't a stalker,
that's why he blew the whistle! Idiot!

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At 00:00:38,965, Character said: There's no way around it.
Every one of us is playing a role.

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At 00:00:42,245, Character said: It's only a question
of whether people buy it.

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At 00:00:45,005, Character said: Moritz.

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At 00:00:49,205, Character said: Forget it. It's actually
not such a bad picture of me.

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At 00:00:50,805, Character said: We're drug kings now.
We don't have to put up with this anymore.

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At 00:00:56,925, Character said: What now?

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At 00:00:58,685, Character said: Moritz!

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At 00:00:59,765, Character said: Lisa makes a schoolwide announcement
because you were on her Facebook

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At 00:01:02,805, Character said: and now you want to give her a book
full of your WhatsApp messages?

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At 00:01:05,765, Character said: Who exactly shat in your brain?

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At 00:01:07,565, Character said: I...

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At 00:01:08,765, Character said: You haven't learned a thing. Nothing!

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At 00:01:10,805, Character said: Just say sorry to her,
like a normal person.

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At 00:01:16,045, Character said: - What are you doing?
- Saying sorry.

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At 00:01:18,405, Character said: SORRY THAT I...

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At 00:01:19,325, Character said: Like a normal person!

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At 00:01:20,965, Character said: What's wrong with you?

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At 00:01:27,245, Character said: - If you want my advice...
- Yeah.

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At 00:01:30,405, Character said: You do?

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At 00:01:32,845, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:34,565, Character said: I read on the Internet
that there are bees...

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At 00:01:36,485, Character said: Seriously?

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At 00:01:40,005, Character said: There are two types of people
in the world... bees and flies.

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At 00:01:43,365, Character said: Bees are smart, like us,
and flies are dumb.

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At 00:01:46,965, Character said: - Like Daniel.
- Right. Look.

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At 00:01:55,085, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:01:56,205, Character said: If you trap them in a bottle,

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At 00:01:58,365, Character said: the bee will fly out towards the light.

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At 00:02:00,725, Character said: The fly will fly into the side
a hundred times

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At 00:02:03,805, Character said: until it finds the way out by chance.

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At 00:02:06,325, Character said: - Pretty dumb.
- Yes.

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At 00:02:08,165, Character said: But if you turn the bottle upside down,

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At 00:02:10,885, Character said: the bee will still fly upwards.

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At 00:02:13,285, Character said: There's no way out.
The fly keeps flying into the sides,

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At 00:02:16,205, Character said: until it eventually finds a way out.

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At 00:02:18,845, Character said: The bee dies in the bottle.

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At 00:02:22,965, Character said: If you ask me,
Lisa has flipped the bottle.

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At 00:02:25,565, Character said: And you need to start thinking like a fly.

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At 00:02:29,485, Character said: That's your advice, Master Yoda?

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At 00:02:31,125, Character said: Broken your heart is.
Sorry I **, young padawan.

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At 00:02:34,885, Character said: You're taking way too many drugs.

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At 00:02:56,645, Character said: A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

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At 00:03:12,325, Character said: Lenny's right about at least one thing.

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At 00:03:14,645, Character said: Other people don't decide who I **.
I still have to decide that for myself.

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At 00:03:19,085, Character said: Bee, fly, nerd, boss,

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At 00:03:21,885, Character said: Hackerman, or drug baron.

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At 00:03:24,605, Character said: What's important
is that my role feels right to me.

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At 00:03:36,965, Character said: Let's do one more selfie.

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At 00:03:39,725, Character said: - Get home safe.
- Thanks, bye.

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At 00:03:42,485, Character said: Carlotta, honey! Hurry up!

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At 00:03:45,965, Character said: What are you doing?

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At 00:03:50,005, Character said: My shoe was untied.

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At 00:03:51,085, Character said: Yeah, right.

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At 00:03:53,285, Character said: Get in, sweetie.
Leon has to get to trampoline practice.

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At 00:03:58,565, Character said: Who was that?

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At 00:03:59,845, Character said: We met on Instagram.
She has over 2,700 followers.

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At 00:04:08,165, Character said: Where was I?

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At 00:04:09,325, Character said: - Your role needs to feel right to you?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:12,885, Character said: It's never been so easy as it is today
to pretend you're somebody else.

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At 00:04:16,685, Character said: I mean, just look at my sister.

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At 00:04:19,285, Character said: In Rinseln, she's a boring,
annoying 11-year-old.

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At 00:04:22,565, Character said: But on the Internet,
she's pretty much a f***g celebrity.

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At 00:04:25,085, Character said: And so, to help you pull out
the tin foil better,

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At 00:04:28,165, Character said: simply press in the flaps
on the sides of the box!

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At 00:04:30,725, Character said: Did you know that?
That deserves a thumbs up.

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At 00:04:33,645, Character said: See you next time!

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At 00:04:46,405, Character said: You know it's not real, right?

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At 00:04:48,845, Character said: They don't really care about you.

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At 00:04:50,845, Character said: What's with the aggression?

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At 00:04:53,045, Character said: Forget it, Dad. I can handle Moritz.

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At 00:04:55,325, Character said: People are happy when you reply
and they get to be a part of it somehow.

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At 00:04:58,805, Character said: Thanks, I know how social media works.

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At 00:05:01,925, Character said: Everyone at school knows...

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At 00:05:03,365, Character said: DELETE YOURSELF. F***G STALKER.

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At 00:05:04,605, Character said: ...that you know how it works,
but you have no idea about people.

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At 00:05:08,645, Character said: Or did you realize
that Dad's rustling the paper...

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At 00:05:11,085, Character said: PORITZ WIENERMAN -
MORE JACKING LESS HACKING

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At 00:05:12,765, Character said: ...so you notice he's in it
because he arrested a drug dealer.

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At 00:05:16,005, Character said: LOCAL

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At 00:05:19,045, Character said: Oh, that? Never mind.

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At 00:05:22,645, Character said: But it's true, your dad caught
a big fish the other day.

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At 00:05:25,365, Character said: POLICE CATCH DRUG DEALER

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At 00:05:26,805, Character said: The guy supplied Rinseln
with drugs for years.

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At 00:05:29,365, Character said: All of Rinseln?

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At 00:05:30,965, Character said: - Crazy!
- Yes, but it's over now.

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At 00:05:33,765, Character said: I'm proud of you, Dad.

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At 00:05:36,245, Character said: SEEN THIS RECENTLY?

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At 00:05:38,445, Character said: Moritz.

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At 00:05:39,765, Character said: We found a few of this guy's phones.

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At 00:05:44,045, Character said: Unfortunately,
they haven't gotten us anywhere.

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At 00:05:46,205, Character said: But we also seized a laptop,
and we're sure it has clues on it

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At 00:05:51,845, Character said: to lead us to people
he might have been working with.

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At 00:05:55,005, Character said: But it's asking for a password.

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At 00:05:58,005, Character said: Do you think
it could be possible somehow...

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At 00:06:00,445, Character said: to hack into it?

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At 00:06:03,285, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:06:05,085, Character said: I can take a look if you want.

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At 00:06:07,525, Character said: That's your specialty.

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At 00:06:11,805, Character said: Destroying evidence?

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At 00:06:13,485, Character said: Okay. That's the most criminal idea
you've ever had.

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At 00:06:16,205, Character said: How can you act
like that's not a big deal?

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At 00:06:18,485, Character said: There's no way he didn't Google us.

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At 00:06:20,725, Character said: They've probably already found
something on us

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At 00:06:22,045, Character said: and now your dad's
about to bust in to arrest us.

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At 00:06:24,845, Character said: Then we go to jail with Buba
and he kills us. Great job.

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At 00:06:27,045, Character said: First, my dad never comes in my room.
And second,

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At 00:06:29,685, Character said: if they had somehow cracked Buba's laptop,
we wouldn't be sitting here right now.

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At 00:06:33,565, Character said: I'll get into it somehow, Lenny.

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At 00:06:35,405, Character said: I'm Hackerman. Have you forgotten?

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At 00:06:37,685, Character said: Just enjoy the fact that MyDrugs
is going so well right now.

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At 00:06:41,645, Character said: The people on the Darknet love us.

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At 00:06:43,605, Character said: Yeah, and the people in the real world
hate us.

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At 00:06:45,245, Character said: Just forget Dan.

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At 00:06:46,765, Character said: In three years, he only sold
as much as we did in a week.

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At 00:06:49,965, Character said: His dealer's in jail,
and ours has a f***g plane!

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At 00:06:53,605, Character said: - Boom!
- Yeah, boom.

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At 00:06:57,605, Character said: Forget the people out there.
Focus on the ones in here.

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At 00:07:02,325, Character said: For me from now on,
it's no private life,

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At 00:07:04,325, Character said: no girlfriend... full concentration....