Martin S01E01 Beauty And The Beast ENG Subtitles

At 00:00:02,400, Character said: My ex-girlfriend once asked me if
I loved her. Do I love her?

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At 00:00:08,760, Character said: Well, let's just say in the course of a 4
year relationship, I brought her a hat

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At 00:00:13,290, Character said: a scarf, a t-shirt and a sweater

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At 00:00:20,340, Character said: We broke up

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At 00:00:26,939, Character said: I let her keep the sweater

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At 00:00:30,630, Character said: Now I know you can not put a price
tag on love...

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At 00:00:36,100, Character said: but that sweater took all my savings

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At 00:00:41,099, Character said: How far should a man go for love?

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At 00:00:46,010, Character said: We'll be right back

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At 00:01:35,975, Character said: Come give me your sweetness

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At 00:01:41,985, Character said: Life with you there is no weakness

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At 00:01:45,490, Character said: Laying safe in your arms, I'm born again

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At 00:01:51,000, Character said: I was without hope until you came in to my life

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At 00:02:02,589, Character said: I g***t one for you

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At 00:02:05,000, Character said: Oh, you do?

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At 00:02:05,780, Character said: Asi es. You're going to love it

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At 00:02:06,860, Character said: I'm listening

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At 00:02:08,820, Character said: Every body, everybody was Kung-fu fighting

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At 00:02:16,830, Character said: Stop, you are going to wrinkle my clothes

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At 00:02:21,550, Character said: Take them off!

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At 00:02:32,600, Character said: Martin some of us have real jobs

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At 00:02:38,114, Character said: What is that supposed to mean?
That my radio show is not a real job?

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At 00:02:41,204, Character said: I work hard, baby

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At 00:02:42,075, Character said: I do a lot of research

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At 00:02:43,595, Character said: Like, yesterday's show. You said Red Fox is still alive

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At 00:02:47,825, Character said: Babe

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At 00:02:48,785, Character said: Think about it

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At 00:02:49,445, Character said: The man faked it

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At 00:02:50,554, Character said: If you owe $16 billion in taxes,
what would you do?

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At 00:02:55,204, Character said: You don't believe that Martin?

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At 00:02:56,855, Character said: It don't matter what I believe

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At 00:02:58,084, Character said: Look, when I'm on the radio,
we get a little crazy, we get good ratings

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At 00:03:00,964, Character said: but why are you always negative about my show?

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At 00:03:05,235, Character said: Martin is just my opinion

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At 00:03:07,015, Character said: You are just sensitive about everything

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At 00:03:09,495, Character said: No, I'm not

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At 00:03:10,455, Character said: Yes, you are

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At 00:03:11,205, Character said: No, I'm not
Yes, you are

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At 00:03:12,825, Character said: You are but bitter sweet

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At 00:03:14,475, Character said: Like, the other night, we were
watching beauty and the beast

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At 00:03:19,049, Character said: And you cried and it was only a cartoon, honey

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At 00:03:23,850, Character said: You had to understand that little white girl

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At 00:03:25,470, Character said: and that boy was ugly

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At 00:03:31,579, Character said: Only white people can endure that. I'm sorry

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At 00:03:33,709, Character said: But, I was not crying

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At 00:03:37,220, Character said: It's okay to cry

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At 00:03:39,500, Character said: Yes for some people but not me

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At 00:03:42,795, Character said: It's ok. You don't have to cry about it

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At 00:03:44,055, Character said: Look, I gotta go. Chao

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At 00:03:45,765, Character said: You will miss me girl

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At 00:03:46,905, Character said: Come here and give me my sugar

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At 00:03:49,785, Character said: Unless if you wish to get closer, I wouldn't mind

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At 00:03:52,385, Character said: Okay

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At 00:03:52,775, Character said: Okay

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At 00:03:53,045, Character said: One kiss

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At 00:03:54,155, Character said: But first you g***t to promise me something

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At 00:03:56,075, Character said: What do I have to promise you girl?

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At 00:03:58,505, Character said: Kevin from work g***t a promotion
and we're having a little party

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At 00:04:02,255, Character said: for him and I want you to come

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At 00:04:03,455, Character said: No, no, don't touch me

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At 00:04:08,040, Character said: I will never, ever spend
another evening with those dry zombies you work for

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At 00:04:11,550, Character said: I always get trapped in a corner with a white guy named Bob
Listen Martin. I just saw a black ghetto movie
I didn't know Martin.

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At 00:04:26,575, Character said: I'm sorry. I won't

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At 00:04:30,405, Character said: And you think your friends are any better?

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At 00:04:31,965, Character said: Most definitely

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At 00:04:33,155, Character said: Like your friend Cole? He doesn't have thumbs

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At 00:04:38,530, Character said: Cole doesn't need thumbs, alright?

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At 00:04:41,140, Character said: He can't count pass eight, babe

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At 00:04:43,760, Character said: You're making me late, chao

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At 00:04:46,600, Character said: Come here girl, give me my sugar
grab my ears

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At 00:04:55,890, Character said: Who is it? (your mom)
Martin I don't want her to know I was here

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At 00:05:04,300, Character said: Don't panic, calm down
She's going to know you were here
Just be cool. Open the door

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At 00:05:14,980, Character said: Hi, Mrs. Payne

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At 00:05:22,980, Character said: My God

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At 00:05:25,640, Character said: It's so hot outside

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At 00:05:26,810, Character said: Mama sweating like Coca Cola bottle at a barbecue

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At 00:05:30,610, Character said: Mom let me get you something to drink

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At 00:05:32,570, Character said: No, momma fine

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At 00:05:34,250, Character said: I just need time to catch my breath, that's all

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At 00:05:36,465, Character said: I just stopped by on my way to work

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At 00:05:38,705, Character said: Oh I know, momma know
Yes I know, you are a good girl

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At 00:05:41,505, Character said: Good clean girl?

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At 00:05:44,745, Character said: Thank you

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At 00:05:46,215, Character said: Have a good show Martin

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At 00:05:47,055, Character said: I'll be listening ok?

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At 00:05:49,215, Character said: Call me later

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At 00:05:53,115, Character said: Ooh, you know, it makes mama feel good
Good to see her son with someone
sweet and warm and beautiful like you

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At 00:05:58,065, Character said: Yes, it does. You should visit more often

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At 00:06:02,555, Character said: You need to watch that girl, I don't trust her

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At 00:06:06,675, Character said: I will marry Gina, as soon
as I can get some money

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At 00:06:08,685, Character said: I just worry so much about
you and out of all my kids, you are my favorite

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At 00:06:13,245, Character said: and you look so much like your father

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At 00:06:18,400, Character said: Can I ask you a question? When I was younger, did I cry a lot?

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At 00:06:26,900, Character said: Yes, like a little lamb

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At 00:06:36,150, Character said: I just stopped by to bring you this record

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At 00:06:37,950, Character said: It's called "We Are The World" it's
by little Michael Jackson, and a

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At 00:06:41,400, Character said: bus load of his friends. Put that on
your show today, mama g***t to go

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At 00:06:46,100, Character said: I told you it's talk radio. We don't play records

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At 00:06:49,270, Character said: You don't talk back to mama. This record is powerful

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At 00:06:54,240, Character said: It just might make this world
a better place for you and me

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At 00:06:59,909, Character said: Mama's sorry

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At 00:07:00,750, Character said: Now listen, if that girl Gina is
going to be spending the night over here

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At 00:07:03,630, Character said: You make her pay rent. You hear me?

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At 00:07:09,890, Character said: Are you wearing clean and dry underwear?

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At 00:07:24,924, Character said: Hey Martin, you busy

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At 00:07:26,335, Character said: Yo, what's up? man

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At 00:07:27,054, Character said: Getting ready

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At 00:07:28,044, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:07:29,145, Character said: You know how radio signals go out
into the space and travel for years?

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At 00:07:34,155, Character said: Yeah

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At 00:07:34,935, Character said: So right now space aliens are getting
30 five-year-old radio signals

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At 00:07:42,655, Character said: So?

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At 00:07:46,305, Character said: If they decide to come here and attack
us when they said, take me to your

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At 00:07:50,715, Character said: leader, they'd still be looking for
Eisenhower and that would really confuse them

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At 00:07:57,695, Character said: You know, for engineer you're
real deep, you went real deep

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At 00:08:04,140, Character said: What did I tell you
about talking to Martin

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At 00:08:06,480, Character said: When he's going on the show

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At 00:08:08,820, Character said: Stan relax

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At 00:08:09,060, Character said: ** I talking to you?

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At 00:08:12,620, Character said: No, you were talking to me.

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At 00:08:14,330, Character said: Shut up, Sean.

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At 00:08:17,540, Character said: We know he was, yeah.

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At 00:08:18,680, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:08:19,585, Character said: Yo boss man, what is wrong with you?

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At 00:08:21,414, Character said: Martin, this is a small radio station.

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At 00:08:24,145, Character said: I ** a small businessman.

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At 00:08:26,125, Character said: Look at this phone bill, man.

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At 00:08:27,625, Character said: This phone bill right here.

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At 00:08:28,734, Character said: What are you trying to do?

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At 00:08:29,965, Character said: Bankrupt me?

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At 00:08:31,794, Character said: This was a phone
interview to New York.
with Bill Cosby

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At 00:08:34,345, Character said: That man is as rich as King Tut.

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At 00:08:40,245, Character said: And he couldn't call you?
A new policy now, collect call

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At 00:08:46,485, Character said: interviews only from now on.

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At 00:08:48,075, Character said: Do you understand?

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At 00:08:50,915, Character said: You don't make Bill Cosby

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At 00:08:53,165, Character said: Call you.

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At 00:08:55,415, Character said: Collect call from Eisenhower.

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At 00:09:03,705, Character said: Hello is that marketing
report finished yet?

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At 00:09:06,615, Character said: I'm xeroxing it right now.

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At 00:09:08,245, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:09,725, Character said: He's not xeroxing.

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