00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:08,My ex-girlfriend once asked me if
I loved her. Do I love her?

00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,Well, let's just say in the course of a year relationship, I brought her a hat

00:00:13,290 --> 00:00:17,a scarf, a t-shirt and a sweater

00:00:20,340 --> 00:00:21,We broke up

00:00:26,939 --> 00:00:29,I let her keep the sweater

00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:35,Now I know you can not put a price
tag on love...

00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,but that sweater took all my savings

00:00:41,099 --> 00:00:45,How far should a man go for love?

00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:47,We'll be right back

00:01:35,975 --> 00:01:41,Come give me your sweetness

00:01:41,985 --> 00:01:44,Life with you there is no weakness

00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:50,Laying safe in your arms, I'm born again

00:01:51,000 --> 00:02:01,I was without hope until you came in to my life

00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:04,I g***t one for you

00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:05,Oh, you do?

00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:06,Asi es. You're going to love it

00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:07,I'm listening

00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:15,Every body, everybody was Kung-fu fighting

00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:20,Stop, you are going to wrinkle my clothes

00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,Take them off!

00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,Martin some of us have real jobs

00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:40,What is that supposed to mean?
That my radio show is not a real job?

00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,I work hard, baby

00:02:42,075 --> 00:02:42,I do a lot of research

00:02:43,595 --> 00:02:47,Like, yesterday's show. You said Red Fox is still alive

00:02:47,825 --> 00:02:48,Babe

00:02:48,785 --> 00:02:49,Think about it

00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:50,The man faked it

00:02:50,554 --> 00:02:52,If you owe $16 billion in taxes,
what would you do?

00:02:55,204 --> 00:02:56,You don't believe that Martin?

00:02:56,855 --> 00:02:58,It don't matter what I believe

00:02:58,084 --> 00:03:00,Look, when I'm on the radio,
we get a little crazy, we get good ratings

00:03:00,964 --> 00:03:03,but why are you always negative about my show?

00:03:05,235 --> 00:03:06,Martin is just my opinion

00:03:07,015 --> 00:03:09,You are just sensitive about everything

00:03:09,495 --> 00:03:10,No, I'm not

00:03:10,455 --> 00:03:11,Yes, you are

00:03:11,205 --> 00:03:12,No, I'm not
Yes, you are

00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,You are but bitter sweet

00:03:14,475 --> 00:03:19,Like, the other night, we were
watching beauty and the beast

00:03:19,049 --> 00:03:21,And you cried and it was only a cartoon, honey

00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,You had to understand that little white girl

00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:29,and that boy was ugly

00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:32,Only white people can endure that. I'm sorry

00:03:33,709 --> 00:03:37,But, I was not crying

00:03:37,220 --> 00:03:39,It's okay to cry

00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,Yes for some people but not me

00:03:42,795 --> 00:03:44,It's ok. You don't have to cry about it

00:03:44,055 --> 00:03:45,Look, I gotta go. Chao

00:03:45,765 --> 00:03:46,You will miss me girl

00:03:46,905 --> 00:03:48,Come here and give me my sugar

00:03:49,785 --> 00:03:51,Unless if you wish to get closer, I wouldn't mind

00:03:52,385 --> 00:03:52,Okay

00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:53,Okay

00:03:53,045 --> 00:03:53,One kiss

00:03:54,155 --> 00:03:56,But first you g***t to promise me something

00:03:56,075 --> 00:03:58,What do I have to promise you girl?

00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:02,Kevin from work g***t a promotion
and we're having a little party

00:04:02,255 --> 00:04:03,for him and I want you to come

00:04:03,455 --> 00:04:07,No, no, don't touch me

00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:11,I will never, ever spend
another evening with those dry zombies you work for

00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:24,I always get trapped in a corner with a white guy named Bob
Listen Martin. I just saw a black ghetto movie
I didn't know Martin.

00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:29,I'm sorry. I won't

00:04:30,405 --> 00:04:31,And you think your friends are any better?

00:04:31,965 --> 00:04:32,Most definitely

00:04:33,155 --> 00:04:37,Like your friend Cole? He doesn't have thumbs

00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,Cole doesn't need thumbs, alright?

00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:42,He can't count pass eight, babe

00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,You're making me late, chao

00:04:46,600 --> 00:04:52,Come here girl, give me my sugar
grab my ears

00:04:55,890 --> 00:05:04,Who is it? (your mom)
Martin I don't want her to know I was here

00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:09,Don't panic, calm down
She's going to know you were here
Just be cool. Open the door

00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:16,Hi, Mrs. Payne

00:05:22,980 --> 00:05:25,My God

00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,It's so hot outside

00:05:26,810 --> 00:05:29,Mama sweating like Coca Cola bottle at a barbecue

00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:32,Mom let me get you something to drink

00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:33,No, momma fine

00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,I just need time to catch my breath, that's all

00:05:36,465 --> 00:05:38,I just stopped by on my way to work

00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,Oh I know, momma know
Yes I know, you are a good girl

00:05:41,505 --> 00:05:43,Good clean girl?

00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:45,Thank you

00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,Have a good show Martin

00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,I'll be listening ok?

00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,Call me later

00:05:53,115 --> 00:05:58,Ooh, you know, it makes mama feel good
Good to see her son with someone
sweet and warm and beautiful like you

00:05:58,065 --> 00:06:00,Yes, it does. You should visit more often

00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:06,You need to watch that girl, I don't trust her

00:06:06,675 --> 00:06:08,I will marry Gina, as soon
as I can get some money

00:06:08,685 --> 00:06:13,I just worry so much about
you and out of all my kids, you are my favorite

00:06:13,245 --> 00:06:17,and you look so much like your father

00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:24,Can I ask you a question? When I was younger, did I cry a lot?

00:06:26,900 --> 00:06:30,Yes, like a little lamb

00:06:36,150 --> 00:06:37,I just stopped by to bring you this record

00:06:37,950 --> 00:06:41,It's called "We Are The World" it's
by little Michael Jackson, and a

00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,bus load of his friends. Put that on
your show today, mama g***t to go

00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:47,I told you it's talk radio. We don't play records

00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:53,You don't talk back to mama. This record is powerful

00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,It just might make this world
a better place for you and me

00:06:59,909 --> 00:07:00,Mama's sorry

00:07:00,750 --> 00:07:03,Now listen, if that girl Gina is
going to be spending the night over here

00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:08,You make her pay rent. You hear me?

00:07:09,890 --> 00:07:13,Are you wearing clean and dry underwear?

00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:26,Hey Martin, you busy

00:07:26,335 --> 00:07:26,Yo, what's up? man

00:07:27,054 --> 00:07:27,Getting ready

00:07:28,044 --> 00:07:28,What's up?

00:07:29,145 --> 00:07:33,You know how radio signals go out
into the space and travel for years?

00:07:34,155 --> 00:07:34,Yeah

00:07:34,935 --> 00:07:40,So right now space aliens are getting
30 five-year-old radio signals

00:07:42,655 --> 00:07:45,So?

00:07:46,305 --> 00:07:50,If they decide to come here and attack
us when they said, take me to your

00:07:50,715 --> 00:07:56,leader, they'd still be looking for
Eisenhower and that would really confuse them

00:07:57,695 --> 00:08:01,You know, for engineer you're
real deep, you went real deep

00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,What did I tell you
about talking to Martin

00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,When he's going on the show

00:08:08,820 --> 00:08:09,Stan relax

00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:12,** I talking to you?

00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:14,No, you were talking to me.

00:08:14,330 --> 00:08:15,Shut up, Sean.

00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,We know he was, yeah.

00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:18,Yeah.

00:08:19,585 --> 00:08:21,Yo boss man, what is wrong with you?

00:08:21,414 --> 00:08:23,Martin, this is a small radio station.

00:08:24,145 --> 00:08:26,I ** a small businessman.

00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:27,Look at this phone bill, man.

00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:28,This phone bill right here.

00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:29,What are you trying to do?

00:08:29,965 --> 00:08:31,Bankrupt me?

00:08:31,794 --> 00:08:34,This was a phone
interview to New York.
with Bill Cosby

00:08:34,345 --> 00:08:39,That man is as rich as King Tut.

00:08:40,245 --> 00:08:46,And he couldn't call you?
A new policy now, collect call

00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:48,interviews only from now on.

00:08:48,075 --> 00:08:48,Do you understand?

00:08:50,915 --> 00:08:53,You don't make Bill Cosby

00:08:53,165 --> 00:08:54,Call you.

00:08:55,415 --> 00:08:56,Collect call from Eisenhower.

00:09:03,705 --> 00:09:06,Hello is that marketing
report finished yet?

00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:08,I'm xeroxing it right now.

00:09:08,245 --> 00:09:09,Thank you.

00:09:09,725 --> 00:09:10,He's not xeroxing.

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