The Art Of Getting By Yify (2011) Subtitles

At 00:00:42,573, Character said: Since the dawn
of recorded history,

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At 00:00:44,742, Character said: something like 110 billion human beings
have been born into this world.

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At 00:00:50,448, Character said: And not a single one of them made it.

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At 00:00:53,951, Character said: There are 6.8 billion people on the planet.

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At 00:00:56,988, Character said: Roughly 60 million of them die
every year. 60 million people.

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At 00:01:01,392, Character said: That comes out to about 160,000 per day.

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At 00:01:05,563, Character said: I read this quote once when I was a kid,

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At 00:01:07,732, Character said: "We live alone, we die alone.
Everything else is just an illusion. "

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At 00:01:12,537, Character said: It used to keep me up at night.

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At 00:01:15,306, Character said: We all die alone.

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At 00:01:18,242, Character said: So, why ** I supposed to spend my life
working, sweating, struggling?

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At 00:01:22,647, Character said: For an illusion?

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At 00:01:25,083, Character said: Because no amount of friends,

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At 00:01:27,151, Character said: no girl,

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At 00:01:28,886, Character said: no assignments
about conjugating the pluperfect

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At 00:01:31,756, Character said: or determining the square root
of the hypotenuse

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At 00:01:34,692, Character said: is gonna help me avoid my fate.

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At 00:01:38,563, Character said: I have better things to do with my time.

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At 00:02:04,355, Character said: I've g***t a cupboard with cans of food

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At 00:02:08,292, Character said: Filtered water and pictures of you

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At 00:02:11,696, Character said: And I'm not coming out until this is all over

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At 00:02:18,736, Character said: And I'm looking through the glass

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At 00:02:22,173, Character said: Where the light bends at the cracks

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At 00:02:26,177, Character said: And I'm screaming at the top of my lungs

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At 00:02:28,746, Character said: Pretending the echoes belong to someone

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At 00:02:39,056, Character said: Someone I used to know

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At 00:02:49,934, Character said: And we become

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At 00:02:56,407, Character said: Silhouettes when our bodies finally go

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At 00:03:21,332, Character said: Do you have your work, George?

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At 00:03:23,467, Character said: - No.
- Why not?

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At 00:03:26,370, Character said: I was depressed.

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At 00:03:28,306, Character said: Oh, yes? Why was that?

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At 00:03:31,342, Character said: Because I realized I'm gonna die one day.

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At 00:03:35,313, Character said: We're all gonna die one day, George.

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At 00:03:37,782, Character said: I don't think that's a reasonable excuse

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At 00:03:39,850, Character said: for not completing
your trigonometry exercise.

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At 00:03:42,787, Character said: Well, I was trying to.

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At 00:03:44,622, Character said: I just couldn't shake
this awareness of my mortality.

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At 00:03:48,593, Character said: Everything seemed meaningless,

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At 00:03:50,728, Character said: including the assignment, unfortunately.

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At 00:03:54,365, Character said: I want you to go to the principal's office

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At 00:03:56,300, Character said: and find meaning in the homework.

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At 00:03:58,736, Character said: Bring it to me completed
by the end of the period.

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At 00:04:20,024, Character said: - You're late.
- I was so engrossed in my work.

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At 00:04:23,594, Character said: Boy, I wouldn't wanna be you right now.

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At 00:04:25,263, Character said: - I haven't done anything.
- You've always done something.

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At 00:04:31,269, Character said: You better go.

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At 00:04:37,642, Character said: Bill.

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At 00:04:38,943, Character said: Even though you have
off-campus privileges as a senior,

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At 00:04:42,747, Character said: if you are seen
anywhere in the city smoking,

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At 00:04:46,083, Character said: you have your privileges revoked.
Automatic probation.

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At 00:04:48,653, Character said: Why are you telling me?

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At 00:04:50,588, Character said: - You think I can't smell?
- You can smell all you want.

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At 00:04:54,325, Character said: Shall we get down to business?

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At 00:04:57,728, Character said: Yes, we shall.

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At 00:04:59,530, Character said: In a way, your future depends
on the next few months.

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At 00:05:03,968, Character said: Not just for college.

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At 00:05:05,069, Character said: I mean, it sets the tone
for everything that follows.

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At 00:05:08,806, Character said: Now, I know how you think and I know

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At 00:05:10,341, Character said: you're thinking it's too late
and you're gonna be a fatalist

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At 00:05:13,010, Character said: and let it all go to hell.

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At 00:05:15,079, Character said: But, George, if you keep performing
the way you are,

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At 00:05:16,981, Character said: forget about college,
forget about graduating, even.

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At 00:05:22,420, Character said: So,

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At 00:05:24,355, Character said: this counts as your official warning.
Suspension is next.

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At 00:05:28,192, Character said: I thought probation was next.

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At 00:05:31,429, Character said: Don't play the angles, George.
They won't work.

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At 00:05:34,598, Character said: Neither do jokes.

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At 00:05:36,334, Character said: I wasn't joking.

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At 00:05:38,602, Character said: I know you're capable.

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At 00:05:42,073, Character said: I have a real problem with motivating.

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At 00:05:47,511, Character said: But I think I can do it.

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At 00:05:49,313, Character said: I'll try.

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At 00:05:52,550, Character said: All right, go.

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At 00:05:56,420, Character said: And don't make me regret it.

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At 00:06:29,286, Character said: Who's smoking up here?

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At 00:06:32,490, Character said: George! What do you think you're doing?

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At 00:06:36,761, Character said: Sorry. I...

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At 00:06:38,996, Character said: I was having a tough day.

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At 00:06:40,498, Character said: I guess the stress finally g***t to me,
Mrs. Dougherty.

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At 00:06:42,666, Character said: George, why do you do these things?

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At 00:06:46,404, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:06:47,772, Character said: Now, what do you mean by stress?

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At 00:07:07,858, Character said: - Hi.
- Hi.

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At 00:07:11,562, Character said: - I g***t an e-mail from your school.
- Oh, Jesus.

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At 00:07:16,200, Character said: Some kind of academic probation?

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At 00:07:19,770, Character said: Can I help you?

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At 00:07:21,572, Character said: Can I get you a tutor
or a private college advisor?

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At 00:07:26,944, Character said: If you don't get into a decent school,

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At 00:07:30,714, Character said: then I don't know
how you're gonna get a job.

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At 00:07:33,684, Character said: I have it under control.

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At 00:07:36,253, Character said: Honey, if you don't get into
a decent college...

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At 00:07:40,057, Character said: - I'm gonna go watch TV.
- No, you will not watch TV.

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At 00:07:43,627, Character said: You will stay here

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At 00:07:44,962, Character said: till we can come up with a plan
for getting you into college.

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At 00:07:48,265, Character said: I had a hard day at school, I'm tired,

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At 00:07:50,100, Character said: and I'm gonna go relax now
for half an hour.

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At 00:07:54,605, Character said: Then I will do my work. Okay?

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At 00:08:06,350, Character said: George?

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At 00:08:10,821, Character said: The f***k are you doing?

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At 00:08:12,656, Character said: I'm drawing.

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At 00:08:14,291, Character said: Are you sketching your subject,
you little s***t?

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At 00:08:17,194, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:08:24,468, Character said: - I don't have a subject, Harris.
- Why the heck not?

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At 00:08:28,272, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:08:29,874, Character said: George, you're going to have to start
digging around in there,

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At 00:08:32,576, Character said: so you can develop that talent of yours,

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At 00:08:34,712, Character said: so you can start to use that brain of yours

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At 00:08:37,114, Character said: to express that beautiful heart of yours.

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At 00:08:40,684, Character said: So, figure out what you want to say,
and say it.

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At 00:08:44,154, Character said: - Harris.
- Yes.

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At 00:08:47,358, Character said: I don't have anything to say.

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At 00:08:51,262, Character said: Find something!

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At 00:09:02,907, Character said: - Hey.
- Hey.

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At 00:09:08,078, Character said: - I'm Sally.
- I know.

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At 00:09:10,848, Character said: Thanks for covering for me.

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At 00:09:12,416, Character said: No problem.

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At 00:09:15,152, Character said: Why did you?

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At 00:09:17,988, Character said: I don't know.

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At 00:09:19,690, Character said: You were doing something so renegade,

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At 00:09:21,258, Character said: I thought you deserved to get away with it.

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At 00:09:23,894, Character said: I run afoul of the authorities so often,

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At 00:09:25,729, Character said: I figured I could handle it better than you.

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At 00:09:29,767, Character said: You're really weird.

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At 00:09:35,639, Character said: So, why don't you ever
do your work?

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At 00:09:37,741, Character said: There are so many more important things
to think about,

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At 00:09:39,877, Character said: homework ends up seeming like
an afterthought.

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At 00:09:42,880, Character said: ADD?

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At 00:09:44,615, Character said: No, they tried everything.

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At 00:09:46,550, Character said: Ritalin, Lexapro, tutors, therapy.

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At 00:09:49,420, Character said: Nothing worked. I'm the Teflon slacker.

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At 00:09:53,257, Character said: No, it's more like,
we're living in a dying time, you know?

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At 00:09:57,328, Character said: I mean, you g***t global warming, wars,
terrorism, tsunamis.

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At 00:10:01,198, Character said: - Okay...
- We're definitely on the downhill side.

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