Confessions.From.A.Holiday.Camp.1977.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC-[YTS.MX] Subtitles

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At 00:00:40,332, Character said: ♪ Last year we took a chance

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At 00:00:42,334, Character said: ♪ And went to Paris, France

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At 00:00:44,295, Character said: ♪ But all the can-cannin' girls

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At 00:00:46,297, Character said: ♪ Led us quite a dance

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At 00:00:48,924, Character said: ♪ The Folies Bergeries

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At 00:00:50,801, Character said: ♪ Ain't all they seem to be

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At 00:00:52,678, Character said: ♪ 'Cause when a girl says, "No, no"

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At 00:00:54,638, Character said: ♪ She means, "Ooh arr, oui, oui !"

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At 00:00:58,267, Character said: ♪ So give me England every time, my dear

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At 00:01:02,313, Character said: ♪ Give me England any time of year

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At 00:01:06,108, Character said: ♪ Come on, everybody, raise a cheer

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At 00:01:09,278, Character said: ♪ Far and near

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At 00:01:10,488, Character said: ♪ For the birds and the booze

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At 00:01:12,531, Character said: ♪ Now that summer's here

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At 00:01:17,078, Character said: ♪ And when bouzoukis played

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At 00:01:18,954, Character said: ♪ A Grecian serenade

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At 00:01:20,748, Character said: ♪ We shed a tear in our beer

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At 00:01:22,917, Character said: ♪ For the price we paid

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At 00:01:27,379, Character said: ♪ "This ain't no place to be"

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At 00:01:29,256, Character said: ♪ Complained old Timmy Lea

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At 00:01:31,175, Character said: ♪ "Ain't g***t no bingo

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At 00:01:32,635, Character said: ♪ "The lingo's all Greek to me!"

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At 00:01:36,722, Character said: ♪ So give me England every time, my dear

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At 00:01:40,684, Character said: ♪ Give me England any time of year

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At 00:01:44,396, Character said: ♪ Come on, everybody, raise a cheer

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At 00:01:47,608, Character said: ♪ Far and near

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At 00:01:48,943, Character said: ♪ For the birds and the booze

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At 00:01:51,028, Character said: ♪ Now that summer's here

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At 00:01:55,366, Character said: ♪ I'll never go again

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At 00:01:57,451, Character said: ♪ Across to sunny Spain

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At 00:01:59,328, Character said: ♪ To serenade a señorita

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At 00:02:01,413, Character said: ♪ 'Neath her window pane ♪

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At 00:02:03,207, Character said: "Come on down here, my little flower."

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At 00:02:05,668, Character said: ♪ What a palaver

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At 00:02:07,628, Character said: ♪ On the Costa Brava

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At 00:02:09,505, Character said: ♪ I didn't know the matador

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At 00:02:11,674, Character said: ♪ Was her father ♪

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At 00:02:15,302, Character said: ♪ So give me England every time, my dear

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At 00:02:19,140, Character said: ♪ Give me England any time of year

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At 00:02:22,726, Character said: ♪ Come on, everybody, raise a cheer

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At 00:02:26,105, Character said: ♪ Far and near

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At 00:02:27,273, Character said: ♪ For the birds and the booze

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At 00:02:29,483, Character said: ♪ Now that summer's here

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At 00:02:33,904, Character said: ♪ In 1970, we went to Italy

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At 00:02:37,658, Character said: ♪ To sample all the delights

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At 00:02:39,827, Character said: ♪ Down in Napoli ♪

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At 00:02:44,206, Character said: ♪ The signorinas there

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At 00:02:46,167, Character said: ♪ Could not be keener there

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At 00:02:47,960, Character said: ♪ But I've a scar from her pa

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At 00:02:50,004, Character said: ♪ To prove I've been to there

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At 00:02:53,549, Character said: ♪ So give me England every time, my dear

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At 00:02:57,511, Character said: ♪ Give me England any time of year

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At 00:03:01,265, Character said: ♪ Come on, everybody, raise a cheer ♪

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At 00:03:04,602, Character said: ♪ Far and near, for the... ♪

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At 00:03:06,353, Character said: Hello.
It's Timmy Lea, yet again.

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At 00:03:09,607, Character said: Now, only Sid could've come up
with the brilliant idea

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At 00:03:12,818, Character said: of reopening a holiday camp in March.

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At 00:03:15,279, Character said: It was so cold,
the Russians were trying

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At 00:03:16,655, Character said: to send political prisoners there.

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At 00:03:18,574, Character said: And the wind, oh, you could
hardly hear your teeth chatter.

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At 00:03:24,580, Character said: Ah, this must be the life, Timmy, eh?

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At 00:03:28,459, Character said: Entertainments officer
at Funfrall Holiday Camp.

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At 00:03:32,755, Character said: Can you think of a better position?

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At 00:03:35,424, Character said: No, Sid.

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At 00:03:37,176, Character said: There's no doubt about it, Timmo.

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At 00:03:38,928, Character said: This time, I've really
landed us in clover.

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At 00:03:41,805, Character said: You've ain't half g***t
a brilliant brother-in-law.

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At 00:03:44,516, Character said: Yes, Sid.

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At 00:03:46,060, Character said: But listen, er, shouldn't we, er,
think about laying on something?

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At 00:03:49,730, Character said: Relax, will you? Relax.

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At 00:03:53,859, Character said: The less we organise...

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At 00:03:56,320, Character said: the less we've gotta do.

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At 00:03:58,572, Character said: We're on a cushy number here.

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At 00:04:05,996, Character said: Oh, steady on, darling.
You nearly bruised Siddy's lips then.

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At 00:04:10,376, Character said: Sorry.

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At 00:04:16,257, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:04:17,508, Character said: Oh, Lionel's coming, Sid.

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At 00:04:19,510, Character said: Ah, that'll be the day.

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At 00:04:21,512, Character said: - What's up, Lionel?
- I don't know, dear.

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At 00:04:23,722, Character said: Rumor, that fickle jade, has it
that the camp has been sold.

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At 00:04:27,810, Character said: And you are wanted in
the office immediately. Ta-ra!

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At 00:04:31,188, Character said: Sold?!

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At 00:04:33,607, Character said: Oh!

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At 00:04:37,403, Character said: Hello, campers.

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At 00:04:39,196, Character said: Don't forget to collect
your packed lunches

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At 00:04:41,407, Character said: from the main restaurant
for the magical mystery tour.

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At 00:04:50,791, Character said: Hey, mush, where's Noddy?

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At 00:04:52,876, Character said: - Noddy?
- Yeah.

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At 00:04:54,420, Character said: If, by any chance, you are referring
to the previous owner, Mr Nudgeley,

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At 00:04:58,173, Character said: may I inform you
that he has already departed,

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At 00:05:00,259, Character said: leaving you his best wishes.

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At 00:05:02,511, Character said: And for your information,
I ** not "mush".

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At 00:05:04,972, Character said: I ** William Whitemonk, the new owner,

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At 00:05:07,182, Character said: late, but never in a temporal sense,

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At 00:05:10,477, Character said: of Her Majesty's Prison Dartfleet.

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At 00:05:14,606, Character said: What were you in for?
Murder?

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At 00:05:17,067, Character said: Rape? Arson?

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At 00:05:19,153, Character said: - I was the chief warder, lad.
- Eh?

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At 00:05:21,238, Character said: And I had better warn you,
at the start of our relationship,

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At 00:05:24,616, Character said: that I can't abide whingers,
cringers, whiners, skivers,

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At 00:05:28,203, Character said: malingerers or backsliders.

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At 00:05:29,496, Character said: And I ** fairly certain that
you're in that list somewhere.

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At 00:05:31,415, Character said: - Oh, no, I...
- Smarten yourself up, lad!

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At 00:05:32,875, Character said: Disgrace to the uniform!

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At 00:05:34,001, Character said: Get that scruffy vest off!
Get a shirt on!

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At 00:05:35,627, Character said: - I ** going to get a grip, Noggett.
- Yes?

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At 00:05:37,629, Character said: Henceforward,

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At 00:05:39,089, Character said: there are only going to be
two ways of doing things.

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At 00:05:41,467, Character said: - My way and the wrong way.
- Right.

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At 00:05:43,886, Character said: Anyone who does not play ball with me

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At 00:05:45,888, Character said: will have no balls with which
to play. Is that clear?

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At 00:05:48,015, Character said: - Oh, yes, perfectly, sir.
- Right.

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At 00:05:49,933, Character said: According to this, you are
the entertainments officer.

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At 00:05:51,810, Character said: - Yes, that's right.
- Well, outline your programme, lad!

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At 00:05:53,771, Character said: Eh?

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At 00:05:54,938, Character said: - Oh, er...
- Come on! Come on, lad.

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At 00:05:56,732, Character said: Well, er...

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At 00:05:59,276, Character said: Well, er, we have
the occasional sing-song.

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At 00:06:01,779, Character said: You know, when everybody's pissed.

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At 00:06:02,988, Character said: I mean, er, had a few.

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At 00:06:04,865, Character said: - Sing-song?
- Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:07,618, Character said: And then there's the, er, clock golf.

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At 00:06:09,870, Character said: And the donkey derby.

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At 00:06:11,288, Character said: When we can
get the donkeys, of course.

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At 00:06:13,248, Character said: And the fancy dress.

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At 00:06:15,626, Character said: Not very inspired, is it, Noggett?

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At 00:06:18,504, Character said: I think perhaps
our parting of the ways

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At 00:06:20,672, Character said: had better come sooner
rather than later.

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At 00:06:25,010, Character said: And the beauty contest, sir.

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At 00:06:28,847, Character said: Beauty contest, eh?

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At 00:06:31,225, Character said: Tell me more, Noggett.

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At 00:06:33,602, Character said: Well, er...

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At 00:06:35,020, Character said: Ah, well...

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At 00:06:36,939, Character said: it's only in
the early planning stages,

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At 00:06:39,316, Character said: as it were, sir,
at the moment, you see.

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At 00:06:41,110, Character said: But I think it could be very big.

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At 00:06:45,406, Character said: I think it's g***t enormous...

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At 00:06:48,283, Character said: publicity value.

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At 00:06:50,202, Character said: I hope so, for your sake, lad.

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At 00:06:52,329, Character said: Because if this beauty contest
doesn't go off with a bang,

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At 00:06:55,082, Character said: you will go out with a thud.
Is that clear?

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At 00:06:57,543, Character said: Yes, sir.

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At 00:06:59,294, Character said: Now, then, according to this,
you've g***t a...

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At 00:07:00,921, Character said: - an assistant called, er...
- Lea.

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At 00:07:02,673, Character said: Lea, Lea, Lea, yes.
Now, where is he?

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At 00:07:05,634, Character said: Oh,...