Weekend.at.Bernies.II.1993.1080p.WEBRip.DD2.0.x264-NTb Subtitles

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At 00:02:48,702, Character said: CORONER: Are you sure?

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At 00:02:50,404, Character said: Yes, that's him.

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At 00:02:52,573, Character said: That's Bernie Lomax.
I'd recognize
that smirk anywhere.

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At 00:02:56,544, Character said: Do you think you
could put him back now?
Please?

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At 00:03:00,981, Character said: I've seen my share
of dead people today.

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At 00:03:03,284, Character said: See you, Bern.

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At 00:03:04,785, Character said: Just leave him there,
all right?

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At 00:03:06,320, Character said: Every Labor Day
it's the same thing
over and over again.

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At 00:03:08,922, Character said: The bodies keep
piling up and piling up.
Big bodies, little bodies...

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At 00:03:17,631, Character said: Do you need us anymore?

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At 00:03:19,032, Character said: I've g***t some
papers here to sign.

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At 00:03:20,368, Character said: He's g***t papers
for you to sign.

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At 00:03:21,669, Character said: Go ahead, sign them.

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At 00:03:22,936, Character said: I don't want to sign them.
You must sign them.

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At 00:03:25,005, Character said: You have better
penmanship than I do.

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At 00:03:27,908, Character said: (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:03:29,643, Character said: They were around
here a minute ago.
Just...

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At 00:03:33,247, Character said: I don't suppose you could
hurry this up? I mean we're
gonna be late for work.

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At 00:03:36,183, Character said: We g***t a big raise today.
Promotion day.

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At 00:03:38,419, Character said: I'd settle for an office
with my very own door.

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At 00:03:41,021, Character said: You are getting a door.

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At 00:03:42,623, Character said: We're back from picking up
after that gas
barbecue explosion.

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At 00:03:45,192, Character said: Yeah? How many did you get?

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At 00:03:46,594, Character said: Three and a half.

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At 00:03:49,730, Character said: Put them in the back.

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At 00:03:53,767, Character said: Sign here.

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At 00:03:55,303, Character said: Okay. If I sign this,
does that obligate me
to pay for his funeral?

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At 00:03:59,673, Character said: No, no, no, no. It's just for
his personal effects.

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At 00:04:06,580, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:04:08,349, Character said: You're related to him,
aren't you?

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At 00:04:09,750, Character said: He was my uncle.

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At 00:04:11,519, Character said: (RICHARD STUTTERS)

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At 00:04:13,687, Character said: Do you have a pen? Thank you.
I was very close.

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At 00:04:22,029, Character said: Your uncle?

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At 00:04:23,531, Character said: Hey! I'm walking here!

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At 00:04:24,832, Character said: So ** I!

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At 00:04:27,200, Character said: So what?
The guy had no family.

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At 00:04:28,969, Character said: None that's gonna
admit to him, anyway, eh?
Look at that.

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At 00:04:32,205, Character said: Wait. Couldn't you just save
the grave robbing for later?

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At 00:04:35,676, Character said: Do what you need to do,
but not in front of me.

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At 00:04:37,878, Character said: Whatever.

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At 00:04:43,183, Character said: Here they are, sir.

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At 00:04:46,019, Character said: After you, Richie.
Hello.

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At 00:04:47,287, Character said: You're the ones
that discovered

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At 00:04:48,856, Character said: Bernie Lomax's theft
from the company.

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At 00:04:50,658, Character said: That's us.

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At 00:04:52,125, Character said: Yes, sir. I'm Richard Parker.

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At 00:04:53,561, Character said: Larry Wilson.
Really it was nothing.

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At 00:04:55,329, Character said: Anybody with half a brain
could have figured it out.

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At 00:04:58,332, Character said: HUMMEL: Is that so?

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At 00:05:00,734, Character said: This is Arthur Hummel

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At 00:05:02,770, Character said: he's with the Internal
Investigation Department
of the company.

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At 00:05:05,406, Character said: -Oh
-Arthur? Richard Parker.

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At 00:05:08,342, Character said: It's a pleasure to meet you.

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At 00:05:10,143, Character said: Guess we kind of
saved your a***s, Arthur.

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At 00:05:12,813, Character said: I mean,
Bernard was really raping

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At 00:05:14,448, Character said: the company right
under your nose.
(CHUCKLING)

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At 00:05:17,284, Character said: -Thank you.
-No sweat!

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At 00:05:19,420, Character said: Oh that's right,
you were with Bernie Lomax

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At 00:05:21,722, Character said: on Hampton Island
when he was murdered.

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At 00:05:24,925, Character said: -Oh yeah! We were there
the whole weekend.
-It's awful. A tragic story.

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At 00:05:28,462, Character said: -Hell of a house, though.
-He had a heated
pool on the beach...

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At 00:05:31,365, Character said: -What?
-... Chicks.

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At 00:05:33,033, Character said: Hm?

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At 00:05:34,402, Character said: I'm just being curious,
but what were you doing there?

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At 00:05:38,238, Character said: (STUTTERS)

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At 00:05:42,042, Character said: (LARRY STUTTERS AGAIN)

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At 00:05:45,946, Character said: -Working.
-Working?

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At 00:05:48,081, Character said: Yes...(STUTTERS)... A few
days earlier we had uncovered
some duplicate policies.

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At 00:05:52,886, Character said: (STUTTERING)

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At 00:05:55,556, Character said: $2 million worth,
with Lomax as beneficiary.

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At 00:06:04,498, Character said: RICHARD: Uhm...

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At 00:06:05,733, Character said: Yes, naturally we also assumed
it was an error.

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At 00:06:09,637, Character said: Then Mr. Lomax invited us
out to his beach house
to discuss the matter.

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At 00:06:12,973, Character said: Discuss it.

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At 00:06:13,941, Character said: At least that's what
Larry told me.

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At 00:06:15,208, Character said: You know, I'm just curious,
why didn't you go

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At 00:06:17,110, Character said: to someone
besides Bernie Lomax?

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At 00:06:18,946, Character said: Weren't you just
the least bit suspicious
that your friend...

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At 00:06:23,717, Character said: No.

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At 00:06:25,285, Character said: ...was the named beneficiary
in the phony policies?

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At 00:06:28,055, Character said: No, that's wrong.
He wasn't my friend,
he was Richie's friend.

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At 00:06:31,258, Character said: He wasn't my friend.
Bernie Lomax tried to kill us.

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At 00:06:33,694, Character said: Then he tried to have us
framed for what he
was stealing.

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At 00:06:36,497, Character said: -(LARRY): You hear that?
-I don't buy it.

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At 00:06:37,965, Character said: There's nothing to buy, sir.
It's the truth.

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At 00:06:39,833, Character said: LARRY: It's a fact, Jack.

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At 00:06:44,237, Character said: I've heard enough.

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At 00:06:46,173, Character said: There seems to be
a gray area here.

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At 00:06:48,375, Character said: There certainly does, sir.

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At 00:06:50,678, Character said: And, frankly, I don't think
our bonding company would
cover either one of you.

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At 00:06:54,181, Character said: Well, that's okay.

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At 00:06:56,316, Character said: You'll receive
two weeks severance.

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At 00:06:58,952, Character said: That's like
instead of the raise?

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At 00:07:01,021, Character said: No, that's like
we've just been fired.

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At 00:07:03,624, Character said: (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:07:06,026, Character said: You're firing me?

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At 00:07:07,828, Character said: Don't go back to your offices.
And don't try to take
any papers with you.

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At 00:07:13,100, Character said: We didn't do anything wrong.

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At 00:07:14,367, Character said: We were working
for the company.

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At 00:07:15,769, Character said: -You're firing me?
-Don't beg, Rich!

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At 00:07:17,437, Character said: I'm willing to beg
on my hands and knees.
I just want my door!

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At 00:07:20,373, Character said: You g***t your door!

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At 00:07:22,175, Character said: Arthur, do me a favor,
blow me. Huh?

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At 00:07:25,378, Character said: (DOOR SLAMS)

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At 00:07:27,380, Character said: I don't buy their story.
They know where the money is.

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At 00:07:31,519, Character said: I'll nail them.

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At 00:07:34,955, Character said: I hope so,
for your sake, Hummel.

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At 00:07:38,726, Character said: I've a stock holder's meeting
in two weeks...

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At 00:07:41,194, Character said: ...and if I have
to tell them that

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At 00:07:43,564, Character said: this company is
out $2 million...

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At 00:07:47,367, Character said: ...you're gonna be
out as well.

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At 00:07:52,305, Character said: (DOOR CLOSES)

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At 00:08:09,222, Character said: (SOUND OF DRUMMING)

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At 00:08:18,599, Character said: $100,000 for a voodoo queen.
Don't you think
that's a bit excessive?

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At 00:08:23,637, Character said: It beats losing
a whole $1 million.

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At 00:08:26,807, Character said: How did I know
someone was gonna kill him?

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At 00:08:30,611, Character said: I had my doubts
about this whole thing.

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At 00:08:35,082, Character said: Hey man.

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At 00:08:36,717, Character said: They say that's
the last person
thst doubted the Mobu's power.

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At 00:08:41,521, Character said: (CLEARS THROAT)

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At 00:08:50,297, Character said: (RHYTHMIC DRUMMING MUSIC)

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At 00:08:53,801, Character said: I thought your friend said
there was a party tonight?

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At 00:08:56,336, Character said: Yeah, that's what he told me.

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At 00:08:58,405, Character said: Well, where's the liquor at?

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At 00:09:01,274, Character said: Excuse me.

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At 00:09:03,210, Character said: Big-boned sister.

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At 00:09:07,848, Character said: Say, Homes,
where are they
hiding the Scotch?

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At 00:09:13,253, Character said: Right.

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At 00:09:16,824, Character said: Hmm. In the house.
Ooh. From New York.

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At 00:09:27,668, Character said: Is that Oprah?

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At 00:09:29,169, Character said: Uh-hm.

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At 00:09:30,437, Character said: She obviously wants you.

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At 00:09:35,776, Character said: Go back to...