Superjail S02E01 Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,258 Loterie 2 00:00:14,313 --> 00:00:16,802 Sm�la. Sm�la. Sm�la. V�hra! 3 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:46,429 SUPERLOCH - "Nejlep�� p��tel� do smrti" 4 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:51,056 Jak� sektor je to tentokr�t? 5 00:00:51,103 --> 00:00:52,735 To je V�z�obot. Havaroval. 6 00:00:52,864 --> 00:00:53,767 M�m z�b�ry. 7 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:55,129 Hlavn� obrazovka! 8 00:00:55,552 --> 00:00:58,698 V�z�obote! Vra� se okam�it� na z�kladnu. Rozum�? 9 00:00:58,745 --> 00:01:01,280 To nem� smysel. Jeho syst�my js� offline. 10 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:01,937 Sakra! 11 00:01:02,102 --> 00:01:04,672 Heej, u� je z nich mrtv� maso. 12 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,996 Se� magor? Nic nesejme V�z�obota. 13 00:01:07,043 --> 00:01:11,249 Hej, T-Rex je nejmocn�j�ia bytos�, ktor� kty chodila po na�iej planete. 14 00:01:11,377 --> 00:01:13,501 Fakt? Chce� se vsadit? 15 00:01:20,476 --> 00:01:21,474 Pane. Pane! 16 00:01:21,943 --> 00:01:22,929 Co budeme d�lat? 17 00:01:25,394 --> 00:01:28,481 Vsa� v�echno na V�z�obota a rozto� to! 18 00:02:00,682 --> 00:02:01,656 Co to sakra.. 19 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:05,247 Zaspal jsem �est minut! Cel� m�j den je v tahu! V�z�obote?! 20 00:02:07,125 --> 00:02:08,757 Vsa�te si, vsa�te si! 21 00:02:08,839 --> 00:02:10,588 220 v paklu! 22 00:02:10,611 --> 00:02:12,337 P�t ku jedn�, spousta srandy! 23 00:02:11,877 --> 00:02:12,429 Jarede! 24 00:02:12,946 --> 00:02:13,603 Jarede! 25 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:16,760 V�echno schovejte! 26 00:02:17,910 --> 00:02:19,706 Dobr� r�nko, pane. 27 00:02:19,718 --> 00:02:20,974 T�ko r�no.. 28 00:02:20,997 --> 00:02:23,802 A u� v�bec ne dobr�. Musel jsem vst�t �pln� s�m! 29 00:02:23,899 --> 00:02:25,390 Kde je k �ertu V�z�obot? 30 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,587 Pro� se pt�te m�..? 31 00:02:26,611 --> 00:02:27,902 Proto�e se pt�m! 32 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:30,519 Pt�m se na v�ci, ��k�m ti v�ci. 33 00:02:30,578 --> 00:02:34,134 Te� ti ��k�m, �e m� j�t naj�t V�z�obota a poslat ho ke mn�! 34 00:02:34,874 --> 00:02:37,292 Jdu na to, pane. 35 00:02:40,253 --> 00:02:41,720 Okay, tedy.. 36 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:44,537 Co p�esn� V�z�obot d�l�? 37 00:02:49,977 --> 00:02:51,045 To zvl�dnu! 38 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:54,895 Oooo kaaay. 39 00:02:54,930 --> 00:02:56,163 Tak kam se m�m vy��rat? 40 00:03:21,122 --> 00:03:22,636 Kde je sakra V�z�obot? 41 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:30,239 Co se tady do �erta d�je? 42 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:32,528 Okay, okay, pod�vej.. 43 00:03:32,622 --> 00:03:35,274 V�z�obot a Jacknife havarovali ve vn�j�� z�n�, 44 00:03:35,497 --> 00:03:37,375 tak jsme se dohodli na malink� s�zce.. 45 00:03:37,422 --> 00:03:39,124 Hej, ��dn� �ern� s�zky! 46 00:03:39,265 --> 00:03:39,988 Jdu do toho. 47 00:03:40,164 --> 00:03:42,183 Ani n�hodou, se�e� si vlastn� partu! 48 00:03:43,451 --> 00:03:45,200 Okay, okay, dohodnuto. 49 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:48,404 U� jste vy nek�ubov� na�li V�z�obota? 50 00:03:48,439 --> 00:03:49,448 Co se V�m stalo? 51 00:03:49,666 --> 00:03:52,014 Nic! C-Co? Jen mal� hol�c� nehoda. 52 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:53,201 A.. 53 00:03:54,319 --> 00:03:55,173 Moment��ek.. 54 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:56,647 Debiln� ucho.. 55 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:58,140 Mus�me ho zabavit! 56 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,018 N�kdo mus� vz�t V�z�obotovu sm�nu.. 57 00:04:00,046 --> 00:04:00,591 Skv�l�! 58 00:04:00,610 --> 00:04:01,239 Tak? 59 00:04:01,567 --> 00:04:03,971 Pane, m�me nedostatek pracovn�ch sil na p�tr�n�. 60 00:04:04,001 --> 00:04:06,527 Pot�ebujeme, abyste se chopil povinnost� za V�z�obota. 61 00:04:06,724 --> 00:04:07,785 �ertuje�, �e? 62 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:10,414 Jsem ��f, ned�l�m pod�adnou robot� pr�ci. 63 00:04:10,555 --> 00:04:12,368 Mysl�m, �e roboti jsou s***y. 64 00:04:12,407 --> 00:04:13,233 Opravdu? 65 00:04:13,562 --> 00:04:15,750 No, mysl�m �e v�m protentokr�t 66 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:17,083 m��u pomoci. 67 00:04:17,196 --> 00:04:17,703 Skv�l�! 68 00:04:18,323 --> 00:04:20,107 Tady je seznam V�z�obotov�ch povinnost�. 69 00:04:23,207 --> 00:04:24,070 Mali�kost! 70 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,037 Myslela jsem, �e to m� pod kontrolou. 71 00:04:49,112 --> 00:04:50,568 Kl�dek, bejby. 72 00:04:50,664 --> 00:04:53,030 Vypadaj� tam jako komparz. 73 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:54,927 Kurze je te� 100 ku 1 proti! 74 00:04:55,387 --> 00:04:57,021 Kdo chce zdvojn�sobit s�zky? 75 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:19,582 "P�EKALIBROVAT OB�� RAKETOV� P�STI" 76 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,027 V�tej zp�t, V�z�obote. 77 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,929 Oh, ne-ne-ne, nejsem V�z�obot. 78 00:05:25,084 --> 00:05:27,225 Vet�elec. Vet�elec. 79 00:05:28,201 --> 00:05:30,070 "NAKRMIT ZV�� V SUPERLO�SK� MAZL�C� ZOO" 80 00:05:31,675 --> 00:05:33,375 Ahojky zv��ec� kamar�di. 81 00:05:33,431 --> 00:05:35,412 V�m, �e jste o�ek�vali V�z�obota, 82 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:36,851 ale j� jsme V�z�obot�v tat�nek. 83 00:05:36,908 --> 00:05:39,856 A tat�nek m� pro V�s �erstvou �amku! 84 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:41,180 "ZNI�IT PLEVEL V ZELENINOV�M Z�HONU" 85 00:05:41,283 --> 00:05:43,293 Ahojky, zeleninov� z�honku. 86 00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:45,970 Ten plevel v�s �tve, co? 87 00:05:48,393 --> 00:05:50,064 Uduste se, �mejdi! 88 00:05:54,779 --> 00:05:56,563 KRMEN� 89 00:05:59,323 --> 00:06:01,023 ZAB�JE� PLEVELU 90 00:06:01,098 --> 00:06:04,353 Roztomil�, mus� b�t unaveni po t� �amce.. 91 00:06:04,518 --> 00:06:06,603 Sp�te sladce moj� mal� �rout�ci. 92 00:06:10,962 --> 00:06:12,005 "ODSTRANIT GRAFFITI" 93 00:06:22,187 --> 00:06:23,182 "OPRAVIT V�TAHY" 94 00:06:27,407 --> 00:06:28,177 Jsem neschopn�. 95 00:06:28,299 --> 00:06:30,790 Ani se nedok�u postarat o svoje debiln� v�zen�. 96 00:06:30,996 --> 00:06:33,297 Chyb� mi m�j V�z�obot. 97 00:06:36,733 --> 00:06:38,142 Ano, ANO! 98 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,966 �el jsem na to �patn�! 99 00:06:40,013 --> 00:06:42,736 Kdy� chci d�lat V�z�obotovu pr�ci, mus�m myslet jako V�z�obot. 100 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:44,549 A kdy� m�m myslet jako V�z�obot, 101 00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:47,103 mus�m se st�t V�z�obotem! 102 00:07:18,493 --> 00:07:19,957 Identifikace. 103 00:07:20,253 --> 00:07:21,718 Identifikace. 104 00:07:21,737 --> 00:07:22,629 To jsem j�.. 105 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:24,272 V�z�obot. 106 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,681 V�tej zp�t, V�z�obote. 107 00:07:26,075 --> 00:07:27,925 P�ipoj za��zen�. 108 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:30,338 Za��zen�. 109 00:07:31,735 --> 00:07:32,730 Za��zen�. 110 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,134 Za��zen�. 111 00:07:44,545 --> 00:07:45,409 Coo? 112 00:07:46,292 --> 00:07:47,024 Tak. 113 00:07:47,212 --> 00:07:49,137 T�ilo m� s v�ma obchodovat, d�vky! 114 00:07:49,193 --> 00:07:51,045 Po�kej.. Kam jde�? 115 00:07:51,092 --> 00:07:52,876 Tihle sr��i u� nemaj� ��dn� prachy. 116 00:07:52,914 --> 00:07:55,730 Ale maj� dal�� v�ci, o kter� se d� s�zet.. 117 00:07:55,787 --> 00:07:56,669 Jako bych to nev�d�la. 118 00:07:56,989 --> 00:07:59,806 N�sledujte m�, chlapci. �as ke splacen� dluhu. 119 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,481 V�z�obot. 120 00:08:09,232 --> 00:08:10,903 Jsem V�z�obot. 121 00:08:12,913 --> 00:08:13,653 V�z�obot. 122 00:08:15,568 --> 00:08:16,686 Jsem V�z�obot. 123 00:08:20,507 --> 00:08:21,155 Brej. 124 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,364 Zatknout Jacknifa. 125 00:08:43,134 --> 00:08:45,702 Dob�e, jsme zp�tky v obchodu, kamar�di! 126 00:08:45,765 --> 00:08:47,737 Vsa�te si, vsa�te si! 127 00:08:48,930 --> 00:08:51,230 Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Dva V�z�oboti?! 128 00:08:51,474 --> 00:08:52,272 Chlapi, 129 00:08:52,488 --> 00:08:53,938 je to podvod! 130 00:08:53,957 --> 00:08:56,765 Ne-ne-ne, s t�mhle tentokr�t nem�m nic spole�n�ho! 131 00:08:56,783 --> 00:08:57,873 Tentokr�t? 132 00:08:57,901 --> 00:09:00,605 Je�i�i.. Co jsem myslel bylo.. 133 00:09:00,652 --> 00:09:02,990 Museli jste m� �patn� pochopit..! 134 00:10:08,305 --> 00:10:10,821 ��k�m v�m pravdu! 135 00:10:14,591 --> 00:10:16,854 M�l jsi je m� nechat zab�t. 136 00:10:17,032 --> 00:10:18,797 Jsem nula. 137 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:21,633 V�dycky budu nula. 138 00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:25,161 V�t�z! 139 00:10:26,044 --> 00:10:28,203 Jsem zp�tky, bejby! 140 00:10:32,110 --> 00:10:35,652 S�zka. �editel se obl�kne jako V�z�obot a vstoup� do vn�j�� z�ny, kde ho prav� V�z�obot zml�t� a zachr�n� ho t�m, �e d� �ok Jacknifovi. 141 00:10:37,110 --> 00:10:47,652 [email protected] 142 00:10:47,652 --> 00:10:51,000 www.Titulky.com