Support Your Local Sheriff 1968 HD Subtitles

00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,(PLAYING ROCK OF AGES)

00:00:56,735 --> 00:01:01,We are gathered here today to consign
the mortal remains of Millard Frymore,

00:01:02,574 --> 00:01:04,or whatever his name really was.

00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:08,l ain't really g***t a lot to say about Millard

00:01:09,039 --> 00:01:12,because he only rode amongst us
two days ago,

00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:14,and was promptly struck down

00:01:14,795 --> 00:01:18,by whatever deadly disease it was
struck him down.

00:01:18,590 --> 00:01:22,We can only hope that whatever
deadly disease it was,

00:01:22,511 --> 00:01:24,it wasn't particularly contagious.

00:01:25,555 --> 00:01:29,And with that in mind l suggest
we all bow our heads in devout prayer.

00:01:31,686 --> 00:01:36,Heavenly father,
we hereby consign to your tender mercies,

00:01:36,358 --> 00:01:37,all that remains...

00:01:37,526 --> 00:01:39,-Get out! Get out!
-(DOG WHlMPERS)

00:01:44,533 --> 00:01:47,All that remains of one Millard Frymore,

00:01:48,745 --> 00:01:51,origin unknown, cause of death unknown,

00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:57,and of considerable concern to those of us
who'd been thrown into contact with him

00:01:57,087 --> 00:01:58,during the last two days.

00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:06,Millard was struck down
in what was evidently the prime of his life.

00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:09,ln fact, he was took from us so fast,

00:02:09,182 --> 00:02:13,he never even g***t a chance
to unpack his suitcase.

00:02:14,312 --> 00:02:19,HENRY: However, in as much as we were
the last to know poor Millard here on earth

00:02:19,901 --> 00:02:22,and in so far as we were all drawn

00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:25,to this godforsaken country
in search of a common goal,

00:02:26,074 --> 00:02:28,l'm certain you'll agree with me when l...

00:02:28,910 --> 00:02:31,-Hey, Pa!
-What is the matter with you?

00:02:31,121 --> 00:02:34,-Take a look!
-Ain't you g***t any reverence for anything?

00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:36,-lt's gold!
-What?

00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:39,(WHlSPERlNG) Take a look, it's gold.

00:02:39,629 --> 00:02:40,HENRY: l'd like to remind everyone

00:02:41,006 --> 00:02:43,we're here to consign
the remains of Millard Frymore.

00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,-lt's gold, Henry!
-Gold!

00:02:46,011 --> 00:02:47,Down there, in the grave.

00:02:47,804 --> 00:02:49,Whoa!

00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:51,Get this coffin away! And have a look.

00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,Oh, no, you don't!

00:02:53,476 --> 00:02:55,Get out of my gold mine!

00:02:56,062 --> 00:02:58,(CROWD CLAMORlNG)

00:02:58,273 --> 00:03:00,Get out of my gold mine!

00:03:05,864 --> 00:03:08,(SOBBlNG) Get out of my gold mine!

00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:14,Gold! Gold! Gold!

00:03:16,374 --> 00:03:17,Gold!

00:05:16,244 --> 00:05:18,(CROWD CHEERlNG)

00:05:20,582 --> 00:05:22,(GUN FlRlNG)

00:05:24,544 --> 00:05:28,lt just doesn't seem possible that
a town could get itself in this condition

00:05:28,298 --> 00:05:30,in the short time it's been in existence.

00:05:30,425 --> 00:05:33,Lynchings, gunfights,
and that drunken revelry

00:05:36,431 --> 00:05:39,l tell you, a decent woman
is not safe on these streets.

00:05:39,434 --> 00:05:42,Oh, l think the women
are safe enough for the most part.

00:05:42,228 --> 00:05:45,l mean, we only g***t a couple
that would be of much interest to anyone...

00:05:45,774 --> 00:05:47,Outside the dance hall girls

00:05:47,567 --> 00:05:50,and they're pretty good
at handling themselves in a pinch.

00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:52,Or in a ticklish situation.

00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:56,Oh, well, now this may be very funny
to the members of the town council,

00:05:56,409 --> 00:05:58,but we mine owners haven't found
anything to laugh about

00:05:59,037 --> 00:06:00,since we started in business.

00:06:00,372 --> 00:06:02,OLLY: We don't think it's funny, Tom.

00:06:02,791 --> 00:06:04,We just don't know what to do about it.

00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:07,Maybe what we need is a new mayor
and a town council

00:06:07,796 --> 00:06:09,that does know what to do about it.

00:06:09,297 --> 00:06:10,Now what kind of talk is that?

00:06:10,965 --> 00:06:14,We all know that the reason l'm mayor
and the others are councilmen

00:06:14,177 --> 00:06:16,is because nobody else wanted the jobs.

00:06:16,304 --> 00:06:19,And don't forget, Tom,
we're mine owners ourselves.

00:06:19,349 --> 00:06:20,Do you enjoy giving 20%

00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,of everything you take out of the mines
to the Danby family?

00:06:23,978 --> 00:06:25,Why would we enjoy it?

00:06:25,522 --> 00:06:28,Well, all right,
then let's do something about it.

00:06:28,149 --> 00:06:30,What? You all know the situation.

00:06:30,777 --> 00:06:32,There's us, here in Calendar.

00:06:32,195 --> 00:06:34,OLLY: There's Galena,
where we've gotta ship our gold.

00:06:34,155 --> 00:06:36,And there's the Danby ranch,
halfway in between the two.

00:06:36,658 --> 00:06:38,The road even runs through their property.

00:06:38,701 --> 00:06:41,All right, fine. Then we'll build
the road around their property.

00:06:41,496 --> 00:06:43,How? They own that whole valley!

00:06:43,915 --> 00:06:45,Besides, if they don't get their 20%

00:06:45,792 --> 00:06:48,they just hold up every stage
that comes through and take all of it.

00:06:48,211 --> 00:06:51,All right, all right!
But we've g***t to do something,

00:06:51,089 --> 00:06:53,even if it means bringing troops in here.

00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:54,Troops?

00:06:54,509 --> 00:06:55,-Troops?
-Troops?

00:06:55,885 --> 00:06:59,What troops? From where?
The nearest troops are 500 miles.

00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:01,All right, then we'll recruit our own.

00:07:01,474 --> 00:07:03,How? We can't even
recruit enough dishwashers.

00:07:03,726 --> 00:07:05,How are we gonna recruit any troops?

00:07:05,478 --> 00:07:08,Nobody wants to stop
prospecting long enough to take a bath,

00:07:08,189 --> 00:07:09,let alone join an army.

00:07:09,524 --> 00:07:13,lt all happened so fast we just ain't had
a chance to really get organized yet.

00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:15,And the Danbys are taking advantage of it.

00:07:15,613 --> 00:07:17,There goes one of them now.

00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:24,-Which one is he?
-Joe.

00:07:24,747 --> 00:07:27,Out of the father and three brothers
he's about the second toughest.

00:07:27,876 --> 00:07:29,They all act like they own the place.

00:07:29,544 --> 00:07:32,The way things are
set up right now, they do.

00:07:32,422 --> 00:07:34,And it's gonna stay that way

00:07:34,090 --> 00:07:37,till we can find ourselves a sheriff
that doesn't turn tail

00:07:37,135 --> 00:07:39,and run the minute
someone takes a shot at him.

00:08:16,341 --> 00:08:18,(GUN FlRlNG)

00:08:34,108 --> 00:08:35,(PEOPLE LAUGHlNG)

00:08:38,071 --> 00:08:40,(CLAMORlNG)

00:08:48,122 --> 00:08:49,Whiskey.

00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:00,(WOMAN SCREAMS)

00:09:08,977 --> 00:09:10,All right, you all saw it,

00:09:12,522 --> 00:09:14,and it was a fair fight.

00:09:16,276 --> 00:09:19,He drew first. So it was self-defense.

00:09:20,154 --> 00:09:22,Uh-huh, l told you, he drew first.
Sure as anything.

00:09:22,657 --> 00:09:25,Oh, you could call it anything else
but self-defense.

00:09:25,451 --> 00:09:29,Well, it may have been a lot of things,
but self-defense it wasn't.

00:09:29,330 --> 00:09:31,And he didn't draw first. You did.

00:09:37,505 --> 00:09:38,What do you mean by that?

00:09:38,965 --> 00:09:41,Oh, it's an old trick. You did it pretty well.

00:09:41,551 --> 00:09:44,Not real well, but pretty well.

00:09:44,178 --> 00:09:45,You feinted with your left shoulder,

00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:47,getting him to go for his gun

00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:50,while you were going for yours
with your right hand at the same time.

00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:51,lt's an old Arizona trick,

00:09:51,853 --> 00:09:54,but l have seen it used
as far north as Montana.

00:09:55,732 --> 00:09:57,Are you calling me a liar?

00:09:57,191 --> 00:10:00,Well, now you heard every word l said,
and l didn't call you a liar.

00:10:00,486 --> 00:10:03,All l said was you feinted him
into drawing with your left shoulder

00:10:03,531 --> 00:10:05,while you were going for your gun
with your right hand.

00:10:05,658 --> 00:10:06,So what?

00:10:06,784 --> 00:10:08,You beat that poor man to the draw.

00:10:08,870 --> 00:10:10,He's dead and you're alive.

00:10:10,163 --> 00:10:12,That's the whole idea of the game, isn't it?

00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,What's your name?

00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:16,Jason...