American Splendor -ion10-english (2003) Subtitles

At 00:00:04,738, Character said: Man:
action!

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At 00:00:09,309, Character said: ( Music playing )

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At 00:00:22,856, Character said: ( Doorbell rings )

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At 00:00:25,092, Character said: All:
trick or treat.

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At 00:00:27,361, Character said: Well, look at this,
all the superheroes
on our porch.

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At 00:00:31,599, Character said: Ain't that cute?

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At 00:00:32,967, Character said: We g***t superman here,

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At 00:00:35,002, Character said: and Batman
and his sidekick Robin.

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At 00:00:40,341, Character said: The green lantern.

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At 00:00:42,043, Character said: And what about you,
young man?

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At 00:00:44,178, Character said: What about what?

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At 00:00:47,081, Character said: Who are you
supposed to be?

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At 00:00:49,116, Character said: I'm Harvey pekar.

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At 00:00:50,951, Character said: Pecker, pecker,
pecker.

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At 00:00:52,553, Character said: Harvey pekar.

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At 00:00:54,722, Character said: That doesn't sound like
a superhero to me.

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At 00:00:56,824, Character said: - ( Groans )
- pecker, pecker.

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At 00:00:59,627, Character said: I ain't no
superhero, lady.

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At 00:01:01,929, Character said: I'm just a kid from
the neighborhood,
all right?

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At 00:01:06,599, Character said: Aw, forget this.

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At 00:01:15,842, Character said: Why does everybody
have to be so stupid?

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At 00:01:19,480, Character said: ( Music playing )

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At 00:03:38,818, Character said: ( Harvey narrating )
okay...

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At 00:03:40,821, Character said: This guy here,
he's our man--

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At 00:03:43,090, Character said: all grown up
and going nowhere.

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At 00:03:45,492, Character said: Although he's
a pretty scholarly cat,

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At 00:03:48,662, Character said: he never g***t much
of a formal education.

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At 00:03:51,732, Character said: For the most part he's
lived in s***t neighborhoods,

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At 00:03:54,668, Character said: held s***t jobs
and is now knee-deep

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At 00:03:57,071, Character said: into a disastrous
second marriage.

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At 00:03:59,106, Character said: So if you're the kind of person
looking for romance
or escapism,

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At 00:04:03,377, Character said: or some fantasy figure
to save the day,

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At 00:04:05,512, Character said: guess what?

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At 00:04:06,580, Character said: You g***t
the wrong movie.

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At 00:04:08,582, Character said: Woman:
that's great.

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At 00:04:10,284, Character said: Okay, so now
you g***t four picks.

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At 00:04:11,919, Character said: You oughtta be able to
patch one together from that.

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At 00:04:14,355, Character said: Right?

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At 00:04:15,789, Character said: Let's go to
the next one, all right?

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At 00:04:18,058, Character said: Hold on a second.
Do you want some water
or something?

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At 00:04:20,761, Character said: Nah, I g***t
lots of orange.

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At 00:04:22,763, Character said: - Do you like orange soda?
- Yeah, orange is all right.

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At 00:04:25,699, Character said: All right,
so let's go
to the next sequence.

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At 00:04:28,636, Character said: Did you actually
read the script?

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At 00:04:31,205, Character said: No. a little bit.

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At 00:04:33,374, Character said: - A little bit?
- Just to check
the construction.

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At 00:04:37,111, Character said: You know, of how the piece
was constructed.

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At 00:04:40,681, Character said: I didn't read it
word for word.

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At 00:04:42,650, Character said: Do you feel weird
saying this stuff?

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At 00:04:44,585, Character said: No, I don't feel weird
sayin' it.

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At 00:04:46,954, Character said: I don't know how long my voice
is gonna hold out, but...

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At 00:04:50,190, Character said: ( Raspy voice )
doc, you gotta
help me, man.

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At 00:04:52,593, Character said: My old lady's dumpin' me
'cause I can't talk.

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At 00:04:56,797, Character said: She says I'm
a social embarrassment.

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At 00:05:00,067, Character said: Now that she's
g***t her ph.D.

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At 00:05:03,237, Character said: She's some hotshit
academic star,

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At 00:05:06,373, Character said: and I'm nothin'
but a file clerk.

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At 00:05:08,575, Character said: Yeah but,
you know, me being
a file clerk was fine

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At 00:05:11,211, Character said: when I was signing
the d***n checks
for her tuition, man.

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At 00:05:13,681, Character said: Harvey...

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At 00:05:14,715, Character said: Stop talking, please,
and open wide.

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At 00:05:16,483, Character said: I started worrying my voice'd
never come back, you know?

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At 00:05:19,019, Character said: - Say "ahh," Mr. pekar.
- I mean, it's torture,
I'm tellin' ya.

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At 00:05:22,089, Character said: Shh. ahh.

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At 00:05:26,160, Character said: Ahhhh.

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At 00:05:30,264, Character said: Uh-huh.

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At 00:05:32,099, Character said: What?

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At 00:05:33,867, Character said: Is it bad, doc?

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At 00:05:35,569, Character said: It's not good.

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At 00:05:37,171, Character said: It's cancer.

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At 00:05:39,907, Character said: First I g***t
marital problems,

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At 00:05:41,875, Character said: and now you're telling me
i g***t throat cancer.

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At 00:05:44,078, Character said: For Christ sake, man.

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At 00:05:45,913, Character said: Harvey, calm down,
it's not cancer.

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At 00:05:49,683, Character said: You have a nodule
on your vocal cords,

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At 00:05:51,652, Character said: probably from screaming
and yelling so much.

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At 00:05:53,887, Character said: And if you don't
give it a rest,

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At 00:05:55,389, Character said: you're gonna lose
your voice completely.

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At 00:05:57,257, Character said: Okay okay okay.

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At 00:05:58,559, Character said: But for how long?

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At 00:06:01,228, Character said: A few months.

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At 00:06:03,364, Character said: ( Shrieks )
months?!

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At 00:06:05,332, Character said: ( Groans )

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At 00:06:47,006, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:06:48,542, Character said: Hey, come on,
what is this?

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At 00:06:51,178, Character said: Exactly what
it looks like.

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At 00:06:53,147, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:06:55,282, Character said: You mean
you're dumpin' me?

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At 00:06:56,817, Character said: For what?!

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At 00:06:58,185, Character said: ( Groaning )

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At 00:07:02,255, Character said: Look, this, uh,
plebeian lifestyle

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At 00:07:05,793, Character said: just isn't working
for me anymore, okay?

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At 00:07:10,130, Character said: I gotta get out of here
before I kill myself.

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At 00:07:18,838, Character said: ( Faint, squeaky voice )
wait a minute, wait,
wait a minute.

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At 00:07:21,775, Character said: Just listen to what
i have to say, okay?

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At 00:07:24,011, Character said: ( Coughing )

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At 00:07:33,119, Character said: ( Faintly )
don't go.

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At 00:07:36,489, Character said: I need you, baby.

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At 00:07:38,125, Character said: Please,
don't go, okay?

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At 00:08:01,481, Character said: ( Harvey narrating )
here's our man.

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At 00:08:03,717, Character said: Yeah, all right,
here's me.

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At 00:08:06,086, Character said: Or the guy
playing me anyway.

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At 00:08:08,288, Character said: Though he don't look
nothin' like me, but whatever.

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At 00:08:11,024, Character said: So it's a few
months later

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At 00:08:13,594, Character said: and I'm working
my flunky file-clerk gig

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At 00:08:16,563, Character said: at the v.A. Hospital.

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At 00:08:18,232, Character said: My voice still
ain't back yet.

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At 00:08:20,200, Character said: Thank you,
Harvey dear.

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At 00:08:22,269, Character said: Things seem like
they can't get any worse.

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At 00:08:25,272, Character said: "Plebeian"?

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At 00:08:27,541, Character said: Where the hell'd she
get that s***t, man?

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At 00:08:42,522, Character said: Man:
"avoid the reeking herd.

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At 00:08:45,559, Character said: Shun the polluted flock.

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At 00:08:47,628, Character said: Live like that stoic bird,

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At 00:08:50,831, Character said: the eagle of the rock."

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At 00:08:52,766, Character said: Hey, Mr. boats.

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At 00:08:54,701, Character said: You know what
that means, son?

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At 00:08:56,770, Character said: Yup, it's, uh...

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At 00:08:58,705, Character said: It's from an
Elinor hoyt wylie poem.

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At 00:09:01,041, Character said: It means, um...

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At 00:09:03,176, Character said: Excuse me.
It means...

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At 00:09:05,012, Character said: Stay away from the crowds
of common ordinary people

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At 00:09:08,048, Character said: and do your own thing.

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At 00:09:10,751, Character said: No.

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At 00:09:12,185, Character said: It means don't compromise
yourself for women.

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At 00:09:15,188, Character said: It ain't gonna
do you no good.

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At 00:09:16,857, Character said: Get away from 'em
as soon as you can.

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At 00:09:19,192, Character said: Yup, well, I ain't g***t
no woman now so...

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At 00:09:22,329, Character said: I'm living like
the stoic bird, man.

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At 00:09:25,432, Character said: It's the only way
to live, son.

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At 00:09:28,634, Character said: ( Music playing
through headphones )

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At 00:09:31,138, Character said: Mr. boats:
Look at that
fool there.

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At 00:09:32,973, Character said: Probably listening
to that loud rock stuff.

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At 00:09:35,175, Character said: Junk.

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At 00:09:36,677, Character said: Junk, it's all junk.

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At 00:09:38,045, Character said: Yeah, I don't know,
you know, I mean...

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At 00:09:39,980, Character said: Rock music's g***t
some good qualities, uh...

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At 00:09:42,749, Character said: It isn't jazz or nothin',
but you know...

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At 00:09:46,253, Character said: Say, when you
gonna bring me in some
of those good records?

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At 00:09:51,458, Character said: Some nat king Cole
with strings?

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At 00:09:54,294, Character said: I don't g***t any
of that, Mr....