Ma and Pa Kettle 1949 archive.org_English Subtitles

At 00:01:09,000, Character said: Resyncing:
Walter Santos

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At 00:01:26,000, Character said: Mr Simpson has the floor.
Continue.

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At 00:01:28,252, Character said: For the past 15 years, Pa Kettle's house
has been a disgrace to our community...

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At 00:01:32,465, Character said: and an unfit place
to be lived in.

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At 00:01:34,592, Character said: -The backyard looks like the city dump.
-Ain't it?

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At 00:01:37,470, Character said: This being the findings
of our committee...

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At 00:01:39,555, Character said: -I therefore move to condemn the Kettle house and to...
-Hold on a minute, Simpson.

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At 00:01:43,809, Character said: There's a family of 15
living in that house... Or is it 16?

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At 00:01:47,229, Character said: I don't see how we can throw them all out.
We should give them another chance.

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At 00:01:51,692, Character said: Tell them to spruce the place up
so it looks presentable.

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At 00:01:55,070, Character said: Pa'll never spruce up
that place and you know it.

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At 00:01:58,199, Character said: He ain't lifted a hand since he moved in,
unless it was to borrow somethin'.

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At 00:02:01,702, Character said: Sit down, Birdie.
I didn't recognize you.

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At 00:02:04,830, Character said: Sit down, Birdie.
He didn't recognize you.

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At 00:02:14,465, Character said: Scat!

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At 00:02:24,183, Character said: Hey, Pa! Pa!
Where are ya?

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At 00:02:26,643, Character said: -I'm in the bedroom, Ma.
-Whatcha doin' in there?

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At 00:02:32,357, Character said: Thought I'd take a whirl
at gettin' dressed.

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At 00:02:35,068, Character said: Somethin' seems to be missing.

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At 00:02:37,821, Character said: I g***t it.

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At 00:02:40,115, Character said: Ma! Where's
my long underwear?

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At 00:02:43,285, Character said: Hangin' on the clothesline.
I just washed 'em.

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At 00:02:46,455, Character said: What'd you wanna go and do that fer?
I just put 'em on the other day.

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At 00:02:51,042, Character said: You put 'em on last winter.

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At 00:02:57,549, Character said: I'm gonna miss
that suit of longies.

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At 00:03:00,302, Character said: Don't blame you,
you been together so long.

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At 00:03:02,971, Character said: I g***t you a new pair the other day.
Billy Reed was by with his wagon.

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At 00:03:06,433, Character said: That's a regular travelin' department store.
Here. Go put 'em on.

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At 00:03:10,061, Character said: -What in the world is this, Ma?
-What's wrong now?

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At 00:03:12,897, Character said: I don't hold with
secondhand underwear.

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At 00:03:14,899, Character said: What do you mean secondhand?
That there underwear's brand new.

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At 00:03:18,611, Character said: Brand new, nothin'.
They tore right in half.

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At 00:03:22,824, Character said: They ain't tore, Pa. That's the latest thing.
Now go put 'em on.

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At 00:03:26,953, Character said: Well, all right, but these durn things
ain't gonna keep my knees warm.

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At 00:03:32,625, Character said: Ma, afraid these are gonna be
a mite too big.

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At 00:03:35,962, Character said: Oh, well, that's funny.
Billy Reed said they'd be just right.

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At 00:03:38,840, Character said: Might be, if he was
in here with me.

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At 00:03:41,676, Character said: Oh, well, just pin 'em up for now.
They'll shrink when I wash 'em.

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At 00:03:45,179, Character said: There you go. Ain't even had 'em on, and
you're talkin' about washin' 'em already.

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At 00:03:49,225, Character said: -Can't understand you, Ma.
-Well, somebody has to keep things neat around here.

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At 00:03:53,354, Character said: Gotta hand it to you, Ma.
You've done wonders with the place.

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At 00:04:00,945, Character said: Sure beats me. If you ain't washin',
you're a-readin'.

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At 00:04:04,699, Character said: Oh, don't get much time for readin'
with 14 kids to take care of.

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At 00:04:10,204, Character said: Fifteen, ain't it, Ma?

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At 00:04:12,206, Character said: Oh, yeah.
I keep forgettin' about Benjamin.

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At 00:04:17,378, Character said: You know, Pa, I heard somethin' new
over the radio today.

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At 00:04:21,549, Character said: They call it hygiene. They say you can raise
a better bunch of kids with it.

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At 00:04:26,595, Character said: Let 'em raise their own kids with it.
We done all right without it.

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At 00:04:32,143, Character said: Well, I don't know, Pa.

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At 00:04:36,063, Character said: Course, Tom
turned out real good.

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At 00:04:39,942, Character said: Say, he ought to be comin' home
in a day or two, oughtn't he?

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At 00:04:42,528, Character said: Guess so. He's all done
graduatin' from college.

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At 00:04:46,865, Character said: Just think of it.

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At 00:04:50,244, Character said: A Kettle goin' to college.
And graduatin'!

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At 00:04:54,832, Character said: -A lot you had to do with it.
-I give my permission, didn't I?

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At 00:04:57,709, Character said: Yeah, permission for him to work
like a dog to pay for his tuition.

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At 00:05:01,588, Character said: There's a boy you can really call
a self-made man.

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At 00:05:04,633, Character said: Yes, indeed.
Like father, like son.

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At 00:05:13,892, Character said: Carved this
out of a wilderness.

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At 00:05:26,405, Character said: Guess I'll turn
the radio on.

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At 00:05:39,417, Character said: Too loud.

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At 00:05:45,382, Character said: -What about the roof on the henhouse, Pa?
-What about it, Ma?

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At 00:05:49,886, Character said: -You said you was gonna fix it one of these days.
-When did I say that?

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At 00:05:53,348, Character said: -Last March.
-Well, then I will.

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At 00:05:56,685, Character said: -Will what?
-Fix it one of these days.

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At 00:06:00,271, Character said: -What about the well you was gonna dig in the backyard?
-I'll do that another day.

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At 00:06:04,484, Character said: Can't do everything
in one day, Ma.

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At 00:06:07,028, Character said: Don't mess up my floor,
Pa, with that tobacco.

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At 00:06:10,114, Character said: Sorry.
It's this old pouch.

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At 00:06:12,450, Character said: Ought to be gettin' my new one any day
now. Sent away for it weeks ago.

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At 00:06:16,371, Character said: Where you gettin' the money
to send away for a tobacco pouch?

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At 00:06:18,498, Character said: Oh, it don't cost no money.

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At 00:06:20,667, Character said: Just had to fill in the coupon
with my name and address...

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At 00:06:24,045, Character said: and write a few words
about King Henry tobacco.

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At 00:06:27,006, Character said: Ad said that everybody that answered
would get a free pouch.

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At 00:06:31,719, Character said: Oh. I still think you ought
to fix the roof on the henhouse.

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At 00:06:35,932, Character said: How'd you like to sit in the broilin' sun
all day and have to lay eggs besides?

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At 00:06:41,604, Character said: I don't think I could do it.
Well, don't worry about the roof, Ma.

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At 00:06:45,107, Character said: I'll get around to it soon as I can borrow
a few pounds of nails and a saw.

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At 00:06:49,904, Character said: Guess I returned 'em
too soon.

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At 00:06:52,657, Character said: I could take a look at the spot
where I'm gonna dig the well.

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At 00:06:57,244, Character said: You been lookin' at it for a year and a half.
It's time you did somethin'.

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At 00:07:00,498, Character said: You're a beaver, Ma.

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At 00:07:02,875, Character said: Might take some
dynamite out there.

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At 00:07:19,683, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:22,394, Character said: Nobody can say
I married him for his money.

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At 00:07:25,981, Character said: Ma! Ma!
Ma! Ma!

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At 00:07:28,567, Character said: Mayor Dwiggins and the whole town
council and Birdie Hicks and her ma...

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At 00:07:33,155, Character said: -They're havin' a meetin' right now.
-Wait a minute, Billy.

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At 00:07:36,075, Character said: -I'm Danny.
-Uh, Danny.

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At 00:07:38,077, Character said: -What's this meetin' all about, son?
-It's about us. This place.

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At 00:07:40,996, Character said: -They're meetin' to see about condemnin' it.
-Condemnin' it?

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At 00:07:43,415, Character said: Yeah. I just ran into Mayor Dwiggins' boy,
Fred, and he told me.

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At 00:07:46,919, Character said: It wasn't his pa's fault. Birdie Hicks said
this place was a menace to public health.

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At 00:07:51,840, Character said: His pa had to hold
the meetin'.

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At 00:07:53,842, Character said: Birdie Hicks has been sore ever since I beat
her at the quilt contest at the County Fair.

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At 00:07:58,680, Character said: -Where'll we go? Where'll we live?
-Oh, calm down, Benjamin.

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At 00:08:02,184, Character said: -Votin' to condemn is one thing. Carryin' out the order is another.
-What can we do?

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At 00:08:06,730, Character said: I ain't sure yet, but if they do try to put
us off this property, we'll be ready for 'em.

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At 00:08:11,777, Character said: -Danny, go get the rest of the kids.
-Okay, Ma.

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At 00:08:23,705, Character said: In view of what Mr Rogers has just said...

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At 00:08:26,374, Character said: -I would consi...
-It's Alvin over at the telegraph office.

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At 00:08:29,127, Character said: He says he has to talk to you right away.
It's very important.

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At 00:08:33,173, Character said: Hello, Alvin. What's on your mind?
What's that?

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At 00:08:36,676, Character said: You g***t a message
that said what?

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At 00:08:39,637, Character said: Calm down.
I can't understand you.

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At 00:08:43,933, Character said: No. Are you sure
it's the right Kettle?

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At 00:08:48,313, Character said: Listen, Alvin, send that telegram
over here. I want to deliver it myself.

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At 00:08:52,150, Character said: I know it's against the rules,
but this is a civic event.

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At 00:08:55,820, Character said: Why, this'll put
the Cape on the map.

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At 00:08:58,197, Character said: -I move we adjourn....