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00:00:08,974 --> 00:00:12,♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:18,♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,*SOUTH PARK
Season 25 Episode 06
00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:35,Aired on:
March 16, 2022.
00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:37,Episode Title:
"Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special"
00:00:43,536 --> 00:00:45,Eat your breakfast, Stan,
you're gonna be late for school.
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,You told me
to finish my homework!
00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.
00:00:50,005 --> 00:00:53,Hey whoa, whoa.
What the f***k is going on?
00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,I'm about to take
the kids to school, why?
00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:59,Hello?!
It's St. Patrick's day.
00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:00,I know...
I'm wearing green.
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,You guys this is Tegridy Weed's
biggest day of the year.
00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,I need help with
the St. Patrick's Day Special.
00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,Sorry, Randy,
the kids aren't missing school.
00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,Come on, guys, let's go...
00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,Okay, yeah, great,
don't worry about it,
00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,I'll do it all myself.
Again.
00:01:14,457 --> 00:01:16,Top O' the mornin' to ya!
00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,This is God d***n ridiculous.
Piece a s***t family...
00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,How's it going, Randy?
00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,Ugh, I'm just so stressed out!
00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,We have to make
a huge profit today
00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:27,or the whole year is f***d.
00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,How's the St. Patrick's Day
Special?
00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,I think it's better
than last year's.
00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,Lemme see...
00:01:35,286 --> 00:01:36,Oh, wow...
00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,Wow...
00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:40,This is gonna be
our best special ever!
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,Come on, let's get the truck
loaded up!
00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,Let's sell what we can
from our drive up booth,
00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,and then later
we can hit the Irish bar.
00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,What the f***k.
00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:57,Hey! Excuse me!
00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,Oh, good morning, Randy.
00:01:59,588 --> 00:02:01,What do you think
you're doing?
00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,Oh. We're, uh, doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special.
00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:05,No you're not.
00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,Uhh, yeah. We are.
00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,So first you steal my idea
of selling weed
00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:12,and now you're stealing my idea
00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,of doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special!
00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:17,Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day
wasn't your idea.
00:02:17,411 --> 00:02:19,Is that right? Ok...
00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:21,Game on, motherfucker.
00:02:26,498 --> 00:02:28,♪ Loo loo loo!
It's St. Patrick's Day! ♪
00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:30,♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪
00:02:30,302 --> 00:02:32,Come on Butters,
time for school!
00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,Ok, mom!
00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:38,Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green
or are you gonna get a pinch?
00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:41,Ha ha... I've g***t a green tie
on, you little rascal!
00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:43,And I'm wearing
a green scarf!
00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:46,Ok! Well someone's gettin
a pinch today!
00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,Hey, Clyde!
You g***t your green on!
00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,Hey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!
00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:57,Tee-h***e! Te h***e h***e h***e!
00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,Happy St. Patrick's Day,
fellas!
00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,- Hey, Butters.
- Wul you guys all look very festive!
00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,Yeah, it's super fun.
St. Patrick's Day rules.
00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk
00:03:05,817 --> 00:03:07,at lunchtime again
like last year!
00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,Uh-oh!
00:03:08,613 --> 00:03:10,Hey, Kelly-Ann!
What's going on?
00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,What do you mean?
00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!
00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:16,Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!
00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:21,I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:24,I didn't mean
to do anything wrong, honest!
00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,Do you know
what sexual assault is?
00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,I'm so sorry! Please!
00:03:27,629 --> 00:03:28,It's just...
Well, she had it comin'
00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,on account of the way
she was dressed!
00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,Ohhh!
00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:33,Wow, kid, wow!
00:03:33,402 --> 00:03:35,Alright. Take this shithead
to the station
00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.
00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,Oh, jeez, I didn't know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!
00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,Wul, she didn't have
a mining helmet
00:03:40,606 --> 00:03:42,or a pick axe or anything!
00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:48,Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...
00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,No prior history... assault took
place at an elementary school.
00:03:51,629 --> 00:03:55,But... But, sir,
it's St. Patrick's Day.
00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,Look, I know!
It's St. Patrick's Day, right?
00:03:57,856 --> 00:03:59,If people don't wear green,
they get pinched!
00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,Yes! Right!
00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,Yeah...
Only one problem.
00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:05,The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?
00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:08,She was wearing green socks.
00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,You're a God d***n
sexual predator.
00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,Don't let him jack off
in here!
00:04:13,806 --> 00:04:15,These types always mess up
my jail!
00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:19,Welcome, everyone, welcome.
00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,Thank you for coming
to Credigree Farms!
00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:36,Randy, we all see you
behind the bush.
00:04:40,461 --> 00:04:42,Everyone sees you.
00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,Oh. Uh...
00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,A very happy mornin',
everybody!
00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,And a foine St. Patrick's Day
to all of ye.
00:04:51,512 --> 00:04:53,I don't know if ya noohticed.
00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:55,But, uh, there's a farm
across the street
00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,selling weed also...
00:04:57,395 --> 00:05:00,And the owner is actually
10 par-cent Irish!
00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:02,So, obviously, you're upset
00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:03,that you don't seem to have
any customers.
00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,What I'm upset about
00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:09,is a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".
00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,Ever heard of it?
00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:14,That's why we can't wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.
00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:17,Why we can't dress like Indians
on Halloween.
00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,What's your point?
00:05:19,473 --> 00:05:22,I'm looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.
00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:25,You have no right
to wear that stuff.
00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,It is offensive.
00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:27,Come on, guys!
00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:31,St. Patrick's Day is the one day
of the year we have left
00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:34,where we can actually celebrate
being white.
00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:37,Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,
00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:39,we would get immediately
cancelled by Twitter!
00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:42,And yet for some reason,
you're all over here,
00:05:42,903 --> 00:05:45,buying your weed
from someone who is fine
00:05:45,785 --> 00:05:47,mocking our customs
and traditions.
00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:50,Maybe they're here because
my St. Patrick's Day Special
00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:51,is better than yours.
00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,Okay, yeah...
00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:06,Yeah, let's arrest
the white leprechaun.
00:06:06,718 -->...
gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:13,♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:18,♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,804 --> 00:00:20,♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,585 --> 00:00:22,♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:25,♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:28,♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:31,982 --> 00:00:33,*SOUTH PARK
Season 25 Episode 06
00:00:33,991 --> 00:00:35,Aired on:
March 16, 2022.
00:00:35,245 --> 00:00:37,Episode Title:
"Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special"
00:00:43,536 --> 00:00:45,Eat your breakfast, Stan,
you're gonna be late for school.
00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,You told me
to finish my homework!
00:00:47,660 --> 00:00:49,Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.
00:00:50,005 --> 00:00:53,Hey whoa, whoa.
What the f***k is going on?
00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,I'm about to take
the kids to school, why?
00:00:55,826 --> 00:00:59,Hello?!
It's St. Patrick's day.
00:00:59,106 --> 00:01:00,I know...
I'm wearing green.
00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,You guys this is Tegridy Weed's
biggest day of the year.
00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,I need help with
the St. Patrick's Day Special.
00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,Sorry, Randy,
the kids aren't missing school.
00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,Come on, guys, let's go...
00:01:09,869 --> 00:01:11,Okay, yeah, great,
don't worry about it,
00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:14,I'll do it all myself.
Again.
00:01:14,457 --> 00:01:16,Top O' the mornin' to ya!
00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:21,This is God d***n ridiculous.
Piece a s***t family...
00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:22,How's it going, Randy?
00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,Ugh, I'm just so stressed out!
00:01:24,884 --> 00:01:26,We have to make
a huge profit today
00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:27,or the whole year is f***d.
00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,How's the St. Patrick's Day
Special?
00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,I think it's better
than last year's.
00:01:32,258 --> 00:01:33,Lemme see...
00:01:35,286 --> 00:01:36,Oh, wow...
00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,Wow...
00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:40,This is gonna be
our best special ever!
00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,Come on, let's get the truck
loaded up!
00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,Let's sell what we can
from our drive up booth,
00:01:46,339 --> 00:01:47,and then later
we can hit the Irish bar.
00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,What the f***k.
00:01:55,777 --> 00:01:57,Hey! Excuse me!
00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,Oh, good morning, Randy.
00:01:59,588 --> 00:02:01,What do you think
you're doing?
00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,Oh. We're, uh, doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special.
00:02:04,536 --> 00:02:05,No you're not.
00:02:06,747 --> 00:02:08,Uhh, yeah. We are.
00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,So first you steal my idea
of selling weed
00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:12,and now you're stealing my idea
00:02:12,818 --> 00:02:14,of doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special!
00:02:14,887 --> 00:02:17,Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day
wasn't your idea.
00:02:17,411 --> 00:02:19,Is that right? Ok...
00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:21,Game on, motherfucker.
00:02:26,498 --> 00:02:28,♪ Loo loo loo!
It's St. Patrick's Day! ♪
00:02:28,534 --> 00:02:30,♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪
00:02:30,302 --> 00:02:32,Come on Butters,
time for school!
00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,Ok, mom!
00:02:35,087 --> 00:02:38,Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green
or are you gonna get a pinch?
00:02:38,255 --> 00:02:41,Ha ha... I've g***t a green tie
on, you little rascal!
00:02:41,347 --> 00:02:43,And I'm wearing
a green scarf!
00:02:43,613 --> 00:02:46,Ok! Well someone's gettin
a pinch today!
00:02:49,895 --> 00:02:51,Hey, Clyde!
You g***t your green on!
00:02:51,950 --> 00:02:54,Hey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!
00:02:54,226 --> 00:02:57,Tee-h***e! Te h***e h***e h***e!
00:02:57,105 --> 00:02:58,Happy St. Patrick's Day,
fellas!
00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:01,- Hey, Butters.
- Wul you guys all look very festive!
00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,Yeah, it's super fun.
St. Patrick's Day rules.
00:03:03,981 --> 00:03:05,Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk
00:03:05,817 --> 00:03:07,at lunchtime again
like last year!
00:03:07,262 --> 00:03:08,Uh-oh!
00:03:08,613 --> 00:03:10,Hey, Kelly-Ann!
What's going on?
00:03:10,876 --> 00:03:12,What do you mean?
00:03:12,090 --> 00:03:14,Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!
00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:16,Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!
00:03:20,727 --> 00:03:21,I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
00:03:22,054 --> 00:03:24,I didn't mean
to do anything wrong, honest!
00:03:24,090 --> 00:03:25,Do you know
what sexual assault is?
00:03:25,959 --> 00:03:27,I'm so sorry! Please!
00:03:27,629 --> 00:03:28,It's just...
Well, she had it comin'
00:03:28,934 --> 00:03:30,on account of the way
she was dressed!
00:03:30,427 --> 00:03:31,Ohhh!
00:03:31,864 --> 00:03:33,Wow, kid, wow!
00:03:33,402 --> 00:03:35,Alright. Take this shithead
to the station
00:03:35,199 --> 00:03:37,and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.
00:03:37,138 --> 00:03:39,Oh, jeez, I didn't know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!
00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,Wul, she didn't have
a mining helmet
00:03:40,606 --> 00:03:42,or a pick axe or anything!
00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:48,Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...
00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:51,No prior history... assault took
place at an elementary school.
00:03:51,629 --> 00:03:55,But... But, sir,
it's St. Patrick's Day.
00:03:55,153 --> 00:03:57,Look, I know!
It's St. Patrick's Day, right?
00:03:57,856 --> 00:03:59,If people don't wear green,
they get pinched!
00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,Yes! Right!
00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,Yeah...
Only one problem.
00:04:03,226 --> 00:04:05,The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?
00:04:05,965 --> 00:04:08,She was wearing green socks.
00:04:10,020 --> 00:04:11,You're a God d***n
sexual predator.
00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:13,Don't let him jack off
in here!
00:04:13,806 --> 00:04:15,These types always mess up
my jail!
00:04:17,903 --> 00:04:19,Welcome, everyone, welcome.
00:04:19,590 --> 00:04:22,Thank you for coming
to Credigree Farms!
00:04:33,492 --> 00:04:36,Randy, we all see you
behind the bush.
00:04:40,461 --> 00:04:42,Everyone sees you.
00:04:44,917 --> 00:04:46,Oh. Uh...
00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,A very happy mornin',
everybody!
00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,And a foine St. Patrick's Day
to all of ye.
00:04:51,512 --> 00:04:53,I don't know if ya noohticed.
00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:55,But, uh, there's a farm
across the street
00:04:55,926 --> 00:04:57,selling weed also...
00:04:57,395 --> 00:05:00,And the owner is actually
10 par-cent Irish!
00:05:00,895 --> 00:05:02,So, obviously, you're upset
00:05:02,263 --> 00:05:03,that you don't seem to have
any customers.
00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,What I'm upset about
00:05:06,035 --> 00:05:09,is a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".
00:05:09,873 --> 00:05:11,Ever heard of it?
00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:14,That's why we can't wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.
00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:17,Why we can't dress like Indians
on Halloween.
00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:19,What's your point?
00:05:19,473 --> 00:05:22,I'm looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.
00:05:23,011 --> 00:05:25,You have no right
to wear that stuff.
00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,It is offensive.
00:05:26,671 --> 00:05:27,Come on, guys!
00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:31,St. Patrick's Day is the one day
of the year we have left
00:05:31,519 --> 00:05:34,where we can actually celebrate
being white.
00:05:34,152 --> 00:05:37,Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,
00:05:37,523 --> 00:05:39,we would get immediately
cancelled by Twitter!
00:05:39,888 --> 00:05:42,And yet for some reason,
you're all over here,
00:05:42,903 --> 00:05:45,buying your weed
from someone who is fine
00:05:45,785 --> 00:05:47,mocking our customs
and traditions.
00:05:47,699 --> 00:05:50,Maybe they're here because
my St. Patrick's Day Special
00:05:50,324 --> 00:05:51,is better than yours.
00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,Okay, yeah...
00:06:04,382 --> 00:06:06,Yeah, let's arrest
the white leprechaun.
00:06:06,718 -->...
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