South Park Credigree Weed St Patricks Day Special Hmax 1 -ntb S25E06 Subtitles

At 00:00:08,974, Character said: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪

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At 00:00:12,212, Character said: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

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At 00:00:13,914, Character said: ♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪

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At 00:00:15,815, Character said: ♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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At 00:00:18,804, Character said: ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

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At 00:00:20,585, Character said: ♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪

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At 00:00:22,322, Character said: ♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

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At 00:00:25,425, Character said: ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪

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At 00:00:28,928, Character said: ♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪

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At 00:00:31,982, Character said: *SOUTH PARK
Season 25 Episode 06

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At 00:00:33,991, Character said: Aired on:
March 16, 2022.

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At 00:00:35,245, Character said: Episode Title:
"Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special"

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At 00:00:43,536, Character said: Eat your breakfast, Stan,
you're gonna be late for school.

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At 00:00:46,046, Character said: You told me
to finish my homework!

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At 00:00:47,660, Character said: Do both, come on guys,
we gotta get going.

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At 00:00:50,005, Character said: Hey whoa, whoa.
What the f***k is going on?

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At 00:00:53,458, Character said: I'm about to take
the kids to school, why?

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At 00:00:55,826, Character said: Hello?!
It's St. Patrick's day.

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At 00:00:59,106, Character said: I know...
I'm wearing green.

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At 00:01:00,560, Character said: You guys this is Tegridy Weed's
biggest day of the year.

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At 00:01:03,797, Character said: I need help with
the St. Patrick's Day Special.

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At 00:01:06,032, Character said: Sorry, Randy,
the kids aren't missing school.

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At 00:01:08,368, Character said: Come on, guys, let's go...

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At 00:01:09,869, Character said: Okay, yeah, great,
don't worry about it,

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At 00:01:11,371, Character said: I'll do it all myself.
Again.

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At 00:01:14,457, Character said: Top O' the mornin' to ya!

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At 00:01:17,811, Character said: This is God d***n ridiculous.
Piece a s***t family...

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At 00:01:21,114, Character said: How's it going, Randy?

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At 00:01:22,582, Character said: Ugh, I'm just so stressed out!

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At 00:01:24,884, Character said: We have to make
a huge profit today

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At 00:01:26,719, Character said: or the whole year is f***d.

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At 00:01:28,088, Character said: How's the St. Patrick's Day
Special?

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At 00:01:29,923, Character said: I think it's better
than last year's.

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At 00:01:32,258, Character said: Lemme see...

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At 00:01:35,286, Character said: Oh, wow...

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At 00:01:37,097, Character said: Wow...

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At 00:01:38,819, Character said: This is gonna be
our best special ever!

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At 00:01:41,101, Character said: Come on, let's get the truck
loaded up!

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At 00:01:44,070, Character said: Let's sell what we can
from our drive up booth,

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At 00:01:46,339, Character said: and then later
we can hit the Irish bar.

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At 00:01:47,440, Character said: What the f***k.

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At 00:01:55,777, Character said: Hey! Excuse me!

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At 00:01:57,846, Character said: Oh, good morning, Randy.

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At 00:01:59,588, Character said: What do you think
you're doing?

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At 00:02:01,208, Character said: Oh. We're, uh, doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special.

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At 00:02:04,536, Character said: No you're not.

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At 00:02:06,747, Character said: Uhh, yeah. We are.

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At 00:02:08,461, Character said: So first you steal my idea
of selling weed

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At 00:02:11,036, Character said: and now you're stealing my idea

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At 00:02:12,818, Character said: of doing
a St. Patrick's Day Special!

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At 00:02:14,887, Character said: Pretty sure St. Patrick's Day
wasn't your idea.

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At 00:02:17,411, Character said: Is that right? Ok...

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At 00:02:19,825, Character said: Game on, motherfucker.

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At 00:02:26,498, Character said: ♪ Loo loo loo!
It's St. Patrick's Day! ♪

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At 00:02:28,534, Character said: ♪ Looo loo loo!
De doot be do! ♪

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At 00:02:30,302, Character said: Come on Butters,
time for school!

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At 00:02:32,160, Character said: Ok, mom!

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At 00:02:35,087, Character said: Ohhh dad, are you wearin' green
or are you gonna get a pinch?

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At 00:02:38,255, Character said: Ha ha... I've g***t a green tie
on, you little rascal!

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At 00:02:41,347, Character said: And I'm wearing
a green scarf!

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At 00:02:43,613, Character said: Ok! Well someone's gettin
a pinch today!

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At 00:02:49,895, Character said: Hey, Clyde!
You g***t your green on!

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At 00:02:51,950, Character said: Hey Jimmy!
Nice green pants!

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At 00:02:54,226, Character said: Tee-h***e! Te h***e h***e h***e!

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At 00:02:57,105, Character said: Happy St. Patrick's Day,
fellas!

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At 00:02:59,043, Character said: - Hey, Butters.
- Wul you guys all look very festive!

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At 00:03:01,700, Character said: Yeah, it's super fun.
St. Patrick's Day rules.

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At 00:03:03,981, Character said: Oh, I hope they put green
food coloring in our milk

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At 00:03:05,817, Character said: at lunchtime again
like last year!

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At 00:03:07,262, Character said: Uh-oh!

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At 00:03:08,613, Character said: Hey, Kelly-Ann!
What's going on?

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At 00:03:10,876, Character said: What do you mean?

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At 00:03:12,090, Character said: Looks like someone forgot
what day it was!

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At 00:03:14,654, Character said: Ha ha! Pi-i-i-i-nch!

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At 00:03:20,727, Character said: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

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At 00:03:22,054, Character said: I didn't mean
to do anything wrong, honest!

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At 00:03:24,090, Character said: Do you know
what sexual assault is?

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At 00:03:25,959, Character said: I'm so sorry! Please!

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At 00:03:27,629, Character said: It's just...
Well, she had it comin'

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At 00:03:28,934, Character said: on account of the way
she was dressed!

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At 00:03:30,427, Character said: Ohhh!

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At 00:03:31,864, Character said: Wow, kid, wow!

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At 00:03:33,402, Character said: Alright. Take this shithead
to the station

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At 00:03:35,199, Character said: and book him for sexual assault
of a minor.

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At 00:03:37,138, Character said: Oh, jeez, I didn't know
Kelly-Ann was a minor!

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At 00:03:39,278, Character said: Wul, she didn't have
a mining helmet

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At 00:03:40,606, Character said: or a pick axe or anything!

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At 00:03:45,088, Character said: Ok, looks like you assaulted
a nine year old girl...

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At 00:03:48,223, Character said: No prior history... assault took
place at an elementary school.

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At 00:03:51,629, Character said: But... But, sir,
it's St. Patrick's Day.

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At 00:03:55,153, Character said: Look, I know!
It's St. Patrick's Day, right?

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At 00:03:57,856, Character said: If people don't wear green,
they get pinched!

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At 00:03:59,958, Character said: Yes! Right!

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At 00:04:01,441, Character said: Yeah...
Only one problem.

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At 00:04:03,226, Character said: The little girl you pinched?
Kelly-Ann Barlow?

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At 00:04:05,965, Character said: She was wearing green socks.

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At 00:04:10,020, Character said: You're a God d***n
sexual predator.

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At 00:04:12,083, Character said: Don't let him jack off
in here!

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At 00:04:13,806, Character said: These types always mess up
my jail!

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At 00:04:17,903, Character said: Welcome, everyone, welcome.

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At 00:04:19,590, Character said: Thank you for coming
to Credigree Farms!

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At 00:04:33,492, Character said: Randy, we all see you
behind the bush.

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At 00:04:40,461, Character said: Everyone sees you.

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At 00:04:44,917, Character said: Oh. Uh...

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At 00:04:46,634, Character said: A very happy mornin',
everybody!

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At 00:04:48,640, Character said: And a foine St. Patrick's Day
to all of ye.

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At 00:04:51,512, Character said: I don't know if ya noohticed.

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At 00:04:53,230, Character said: But, uh, there's a farm
across the street

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At 00:04:55,926, Character said: selling weed also...

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At 00:04:57,395, Character said: And the owner is actually
10 par-cent Irish!

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At 00:05:00,895, Character said: So, obviously, you're upset

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At 00:05:02,263, Character said: that you don't seem to have
any customers.

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At 00:05:04,104, Character said: What I'm upset about

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At 00:05:06,035, Character said: is a wee little thing
called "cultural appropriation".

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At 00:05:09,873, Character said: Ever heard of it?

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At 00:05:11,341, Character said: That's why we can't wear
sombreros on Cinco de Mayo.

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At 00:05:14,816, Character said: Why we can't dress like Indians
on Halloween.

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At 00:05:17,700, Character said: What's your point?

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At 00:05:19,473, Character said: I'm looking at my point,
you racist son of a bitch.

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At 00:05:23,011, Character said: You have no right
to wear that stuff.

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At 00:05:25,301, Character said: It is offensive.

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At 00:05:26,671, Character said: Come on, guys!

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At 00:05:27,873, Character said: St. Patrick's Day is the one day
of the year we have left

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At 00:05:31,519, Character said: where we can actually celebrate
being white.

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At 00:05:34,152, Character said: Any other day that we tried
to be proud of our culture,

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At 00:05:37,523, Character said: we would get immediately
cancelled by Twitter!

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At 00:05:39,888, Character said: And yet for some reason,
you're all over here,

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At 00:05:42,903, Character said: buying your weed
from someone who is fine

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At 00:05:45,785, Character said: mocking our customs
and traditions.

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At 00:05:47,699, Character said: Maybe they're here because
my St. Patrick's Day Special

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At 00:05:50,324, Character said: is better than yours.

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At 00:06:03,066, Character said: Okay, yeah...

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At 00:06:04,382, Character said: Yeah, let's arrest
the white leprechaun.

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