Frances.Ha.2012.1080p.BluRay.x264-[YTS.**] Subtitles

00:00:35,474 --> 00:00:37,No feet!

00:00:39,354 --> 00:00:40,No! No!

00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:43,- No! Not the hair!
- Yes.

00:00:43,154 --> 00:00:45,- Not the - Frances!
- Ow!

00:01:04,274 --> 00:01:07,I tried to make a frittata, but
it's really more of a scramble.

00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:09,This is interesting.

00:01:09,354 --> 00:01:11,“To praise a work of literature
by calling it sincere...

00:01:11,754 --> 00:01:14,is now at best a way of saying
that, although it may be given...

00:01:15,114 --> 00:01:16,no aesthetic or
intellectual admiration -”

00:01:24,314 --> 00:01:26,I wouldn't eat a
domesticated dog.

00:01:26,514 --> 00:01:28,You say that just
because they're cute.

00:01:48,314 --> 00:01:50,Don't be stupid.

00:01:50,834 --> 00:01:53,I should sleep in my own bed.

00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:54,Why?

00:01:54,634 --> 00:01:56,Because I bought it.

00:01:56,994 --> 00:01:58,Stay.

00:01:58,954 --> 00:02:00,But take off your socks.

00:02:11,794 --> 00:02:14,- It's hairless?
- No, it has fine, curly hair.

00:02:14,554 --> 00:02:16,There's this house
in Westchester -

00:02:16,994 --> 00:02:18,the basement is all
Cornish Rexes.

00:02:18,914 --> 00:02:20,It smells awful. The top
floor is Siamese cats.

00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:22,- I'm allergic to cats.
- They're hypoallergenic.

00:02:23,074 --> 00:02:25,- This is a special Frances kitty.
- Oh. Who knew?

00:02:25,594 --> 00:02:28,This one's the runt, which is cheaper,
but I think it's the best one anyway.

00:02:29,114 --> 00:02:30,I figure one runt
and one regular.

00:02:30,994 --> 00:02:33,I put a hundred-dollar
down payment on each cat.

00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,Well, 80 for the runt and a
hundred for the other one.

00:02:36,034 --> 00:02:37,Why not just get one cat?

00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:39,A cat needs a buddy. If you
get one, you need two.

00:02:39,634 --> 00:02:42,I'll give you $to get no cats.

00:02:43,554 --> 00:02:46,So who will take care
of them if you go away?

00:02:46,194 --> 00:02:48,I thought we could
get 'em together.

00:02:48,194 --> 00:02:51,And move them back and forth
between our apartments?

00:02:51,234 --> 00:02:53,No. I thought maybe...

00:02:53,514 --> 00:02:55,you could move in with me.

00:02:56,794 --> 00:02:59,Oh. Wow.

00:03:00,034 --> 00:03:02,- Do you want to move in with me?
- Yeah.

00:03:02,194 --> 00:03:04,Yes. I mean, I do have
this other thing.

00:03:05,074 --> 00:03:07,- What other thing?
- Well, I don't know.

00:03:07,794 --> 00:03:10,I promised Sophie I'd
stay through the lease...

00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:12,and she'll probably
want to renew it.

00:03:15,354 --> 00:03:18,Is that bad? I'm sorry.
I feel bad.

00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:21,- Can't she find someone else?
- Yeah, but it's my friend.

00:03:21,554 --> 00:03:24,- Uh-huh.
- I want to move in with you. - Okay.

00:03:24,594 --> 00:03:27,- I feel bad.
- Don't feel bad. Forget it.

00:03:27,314 --> 00:03:29,- No. What?
- Nothing.

00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:32,- You're mad.
- I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.

00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:35,- I feel bad.
- Stop feeling bad.

00:03:35,514 --> 00:03:37,Frances, I asked you to move in.
You said no.

00:03:38,034 --> 00:03:40,- But I can't.
- You can. You don't want to.

00:03:43,834 --> 00:03:45,- Who is it?
- I don't have to get it.

00:03:46,074 --> 00:03:48,- Who is it? - Sophie. I'll call her later.
- Just pick up the phone.

00:03:48,753 --> 00:03:50,- Are you sure?
- Answer it.

00:03:52,154 --> 00:03:53,Yo, girl! What's up?

00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:57,Hey, where are you?

00:03:57,754 --> 00:04:00,I can't come.

00:04:00,114 --> 00:04:01,Are you drunk?

00:04:01,994 --> 00:04:04,I love you!

00:04:04,194 --> 00:04:07,Ahh! Dumpling House!

00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,I can't really talk right now.

00:04:10,594 --> 00:04:13,Okay. I love you.

00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,Okay.

00:04:15,353 --> 00:04:17,I love you.

00:04:20,234 --> 00:04:22,She's with these guys...

00:04:22,314 --> 00:04:24,Benji and Lev, at a
party in Chinatown.

00:04:25,034 --> 00:04:27,They're drunk.

00:04:27,714 --> 00:04:29,I don't know.

00:04:29,914 --> 00:04:32,Maybe this isn't working.

00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,- I'm sorry.
- Me too..

00:04:47,194 --> 00:04:49,Maybe - No, never mind.

00:04:49,754 --> 00:04:52,- What?
- I want to pay you for the cats.

00:04:52,554 --> 00:04:54,I'm not gonna take
money from you...

00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:57,but I ** going to get
the cats anyway.

00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:59,But then you're gonna be a
single guy with two cats.

00:04:59,714 --> 00:05:01,Why would I be single?

00:05:01,313 --> 00:05:03,- With two cats.
- No, I know.

00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:06,I mean, why would I be single?

00:05:06,834 --> 00:05:08,I don't know.

00:05:08,794 --> 00:05:11,I thought you said that
this isn't working.

00:05:12,874 --> 00:05:17,I mean, if we don't move in together.
If we can't move in together.

00:05:17,594 --> 00:05:19,We can move in together.

00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,I don't know that I believe
anything I'm saying.

00:05:21,434 --> 00:05:22,Uh-huh.

00:05:25,754 --> 00:05:28,This hasn't been
great for a while.

00:05:28,354 --> 00:05:31,“This hasn't been
great for a while.”

00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:35,This has not been -

00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:40,- Where are you going?
- Home, I guess.

00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:43,I'm really... tired.

00:05:43,914 --> 00:05:45,I'm always so tired.

00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,Let's move in together.

00:06:02,234 --> 00:06:03,Hi!

00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,You're crazy. You know Lev?

00:06:09,914 --> 00:06:10,Yes.

00:06:11,074 --> 00:06:13,- And Benji?
- Hi.

00:06:13,554 --> 00:06:15,I can't get interested
in art or books...

00:06:15,874 --> 00:06:18,or movies about animals.

00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:22,The animals have to talk or be
at war for me to be interested.

00:06:33,554 --> 00:06:35,Don't hit the third rail.

00:06:37,554 --> 00:06:39,S***t!

00:06:39,394 --> 00:06:41,The F's not running.

00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:58,- I want a sip.
- Do you want your own?

00:06:58,274 --> 00:06:59,I want a sip.

00:07:01,674 --> 00:07:03,The coffee people are right.

00:07:03,874 --> 00:07:08,We are like a lesbian couple
that doesn't have s***x anymore.

00:07:08,354 --> 00:07:11,- Wait. Come back.
- Don't pick at your face.

00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:13,I don't like smoking alone.

00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:20,Me and Dan don't
have s***x anymore.

00:07:20,513 --> 00:07:22,Didn't have s***x anymore.

00:07:22,514 --> 00:07:24,Yeah, that's why you broke up.

00:07:24,554 --> 00:07:26,And if it happened,
he would just -

00:07:27,034 --> 00:07:28,He only had one way
he could finish.

00:07:29,153 --> 00:07:30,Oh, I hate that.

00:07:30,914 --> 00:07:34,It was always with me facing
flat on the bed from behind...

00:07:34,113 --> 00:07:35,which just -

00:07:35,993 --> 00:07:38,everything that matters
is covered up.

00:07:38,394 --> 00:07:41,- It's like with me and Patch.
- Yo, Patchy!

00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:43,'Sup, brah?

00:07:43,553 --> 00:07:46,The way he always likes
to come in my face.

00:07:46,274 --> 00:07:48,Yeah. Classy.

00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:51,He's the kind of guy who says,
“I've gotta take a leak.”

00:07:51,754 --> 00:07:54,And wears predistressed
baseball hats.

00:07:54,594 --> 00:07:58,He's a nice guy - you
know, for today.

00:07:58,834 --> 00:08:01,I should feel bad I
went to that party.

00:08:01,233 --> 00:08:04,You deserved it. You just g***t
out of relationship jail.

00:08:04,994 --> 00:08:07,- I think Dan was an alcoholic.
- He was.

00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:12,He wasn't a real alcoholic...

00:08:14,354 --> 00:08:16,but sometimes he would
have, like, 12 beers.

00:08:16,794 --> 00:08:18,- Hey.
- What?

00:08:19,073 --> 00:08:21,Lev is asking for your number.

00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,Give it to him.

00:08:23,394 --> 00:08:25,You did just break up with Dan.
Today.

00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,Just do it.

00:08:32,434 --> 00:08:34,I love you, Sophie,
even if you love...

00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:37,your phone that has e-mail
more than you love me.

00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:40,My phone that has e-mail doesn't
leave a casserole dish...

00:08:40,234 --> 00:08:42,in the sink for three days.

00:08:42,194 --> 00:08:44,What about that time
you made a cake?

00:08:46,274 --> 00:08:47,I love you too.

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