Tales.Of.The.Unexpected.S09E10.Mr.Know-All.720p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-HypStu_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:44,630, Character said: Thank you, gentlemen.

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At 00:00:49,330, Character said: End this afternoon's lectures.

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At 00:00:52,070, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:03,730, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:01:04,950, Character said: Good morning.

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At 00:01:05,710, Character said: I'm Max Killader.

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At 00:01:07,090, Character said: Professor Max Killader?

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At 00:01:08,350, Character said: That is quite right.

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At 00:01:09,350, Character said: If you'll just wait a moment, Professor, I'll

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At 00:01:11,250, Character said: tell the assistant manager that you're here.

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At 00:01:12,830, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:13,790, Character said: Do you mind filling out one of these

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At 00:01:14,890, Character said: for me, please?

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At 00:01:15,450, Character said: Not at all.

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At 00:01:16,950, Character said: Oh, Mr Cranley?

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At 00:01:18,350, Character said: Yes, it's Bates here.

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At 00:01:20,070, Character said: Yes, Professor Max Killader has arrived.

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At 00:01:22,850, Character said: Yes, sir, I'll do that right away, sir.

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At 00:01:25,110, Character said: The assistant manager will be with you in

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At 00:01:26,750, Character said: one moment, sir.

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At 00:01:27,550, Character said: Very good.

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At 00:01:29,090, Character said: Are they tarts?

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At 00:01:30,710, Character said: I'm sorry?

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At 00:01:32,310, Character said: The girls, are they tarts?

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At 00:01:33,850, Character said: Oh, I believe the students, Professor, are here

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At 00:01:35,970, Character said: for the conference.

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At 00:01:36,470, Character said: Yes, yes, of course.

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At 00:01:37,730, Character said: Many of them are here for my lectures.

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At 00:01:39,630, Character said: This is a holiday resort.

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At 00:01:41,450, Character said: Surely some of them are lobby girls?

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At 00:01:43,750, Character said: Ah, well, I...

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At 00:01:45,090, Character said: Can I help?

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At 00:01:46,450, Character said: I hope so, sir, because the professor here

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At 00:01:48,550, Character said: has a query.

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At 00:01:49,390, Character said: Well, that's what we're here to answer.

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At 00:01:51,130, Character said: Professor Killader?

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At 00:01:52,010, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:01:52,630, Character said: I'm Jasper Cranley, the assistant manager of the

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At 00:01:54,690, Character said: Greenleaf.

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At 00:01:54,930, Character said: How do you do?

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At 00:01:55,570, Character said: How do you do?

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At 00:01:56,030, Character said: Now, how can I help you, sir?

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At 00:01:57,530, Character said: Well, I simply ask if some of these

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At 00:01:59,590, Character said: girls here were hookers.

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At 00:02:01,610, Character said: Hookers?

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At 00:02:01,970, Character said: Yes.

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At 00:02:02,610, Character said: What a suggestion.

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At 00:02:04,270, Character said: Why, Professor Killader, the Greenleaf is just about

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At 00:02:06,310, Character said: the most discriminating hotel on the island.

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At 00:02:09,009, Character said: These girls are graduate students, most of them.

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At 00:02:11,690, Character said: I can assure you our security would allow

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At 00:02:13,770, Character said: nothing off colour in the lobby.

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At 00:02:15,650, Character said: Really?

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At 00:02:16,570, Character said: How depressing.

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At 00:02:18,310, Character said: Now then, we were expecting you yesterday, Professor.

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At 00:02:21,190, Character said: I was delayed in Tokyo.

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At 00:02:23,470, Character said: I tried to cable from Moscow airport, but

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At 00:02:25,450, Character said: you know how ludicrously inefficient the Russians are.

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At 00:02:28,610, Character said: Fifteen, please.

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At 00:02:29,410, Character said: Do I have a suite or a room?

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At 00:02:31,230, Character said: Why, Professor, all of our accommodation consists of

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At 00:02:33,730, Character said: studio suites, which are made up of a

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At 00:02:35,970, Character said: large living area, a terrace, with a jacuzzi

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At 00:02:38,550, Character said: equipped bathroom.

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At 00:02:39,510, Character said: Yes, yes, I understand.

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At 00:02:41,230, Character said: It's a room.

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At 00:02:42,610, Character said: I suppose Professor Medox of Yale has g***t

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At 00:02:45,070, Character said: the only proper suite.

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At 00:02:46,150, Character said: I can assure you, Professor, there is no

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At 00:02:48,210, Character said: favouritism at the Greenleaf.

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At 00:02:50,050, Character said: All of you visiting archaeologists will receive the

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At 00:02:52,290, Character said: same high standard of personalised service and ultra

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At 00:02:55,610, Character said: modern but gracious accommodation.

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At 00:02:57,490, Character said: Why are these called the Virgin Islands?

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At 00:03:01,410, Character said: I've no idea.

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At 00:03:03,030, Character said: Seems a trifle ominous.

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At 00:03:12,210, Character said: I'll have a maid bring up your whisky,

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At 00:03:14,170, Character said: sir.

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At 00:03:14,430, Character said: Are the maids available?

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At 00:03:17,030, Character said: This is a decent hotel, Professor.

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At 00:03:19,370, Character said: Really?

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At 00:03:20,510, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:03:21,870, Character said: I apologise.

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At 00:03:23,450, Character said: I guess it's just that I'm feeling a

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At 00:03:24,630, Character said: little bit jumpy, sir.

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At 00:03:25,370, Character said: You see, my wife's returning from Boston tomorrow

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At 00:03:28,030, Character said: with our little girl, and I'm always kind

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At 00:03:30,290, Character said: of nervous when they fly, sir.

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At 00:03:32,770, Character said: Still, Professor, it might save embarrassment if you

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At 00:03:35,130, Character said: would just remember that this is a conference

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At 00:03:36,750, Character said: hotel.

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At 00:03:37,290, Character said: Curly, have this put up in the lobby,

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At 00:03:39,650, Character said: please.

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At 00:03:40,370, Character said: I'll have it attended to, sir.

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At 00:03:41,810, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:03:46,090, Character said: So, Barnum's arrived, has he?

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At 00:03:48,030, Character said: Good morning, Professor Maddox.

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At 00:03:49,350, Character said: Morning.

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At 00:03:50,070, Character said: You've turned your lobby into a casino.

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At 00:03:51,890, Character said: Really?

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At 00:03:52,170, Character said: The greatest showman of archaeology does the Mortimer

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At 00:03:56,130, Character said: Wheeler stunt.

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At 00:03:57,290, Character said: People come up to him with a bit

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At 00:03:58,850, Character said: of pottery or such like, and he says

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At 00:04:01,590, Character said: what it is, what they are.

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At 00:04:04,210, Character said: Only he does it for money.

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At 00:04:05,950, Character said: He bets the customers $100 he'll get it

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At 00:04:08,450, Character said: right.

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At 00:04:08,810, Character said: Does he always win?

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At 00:04:10,310, Character said: No, not always.

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At 00:04:12,070, Character said: Merely a modest nine times out of ten.

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At 00:04:14,890, Character said: Just enough to make him a small fortune.

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At 00:04:17,350, Character said: But I think he does it mainly to

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At 00:04:19,690, Character said: impress the girls.

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At 00:04:20,450, Character said: I see.

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At 00:04:21,490, Character said: Is there a Mrs Colada?

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At 00:04:23,370, Character said: No.

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At 00:04:24,550, Character said: He's, shall we say, addicted to variety.

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At 00:04:29,610, Character said: If Max Colada sees a girl twice, he

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At 00:04:32,230, Character said: thinks the affair's getting stale.

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At 00:04:33,830, Character said: You mean he's a womaniser, a seducer.

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At 00:04:39,610, Character said: The Casanova de nos jours.

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At 00:04:43,070, Character said: You wanted to see me, Mr Cranley?

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At 00:04:44,810, Character said: I'm the roommate.

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At 00:04:45,970, Character said: Oh, yes.

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At 00:04:46,550, Character said: Aren't you the English girl, Ellie...

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At 00:04:48,270, Character said: Ellie Somerton.

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At 00:04:49,150, Character said: That's it, Miss Somerton.

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At 00:04:50,250, Character said: Are you here on a working vacation, Miss

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At 00:04:52,210, Character said: Somerton?

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At 00:04:52,610, Character said: Yes, I **.

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At 00:04:53,830, Character said: I need some sun.

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At 00:04:54,790, Character said: Going to medical school when I get back.

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At 00:04:56,590, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:04:57,390, Character said: I have a great respect for doctors.

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At 00:04:59,410, Character said: Would you please take a bottle of single

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At 00:05:00,870, Character said: malt whisky to room 15?

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At 00:05:02,450, Character said: Of course.

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At 00:05:03,010, Character said: And you take care now.

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At 00:05:04,030, Character said: Yes, Mr Cranley.

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At 00:05:06,130, Character said: What do you mean, take care?

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At 00:05:07,990, Character said: Oh, it's nothing to get upset about.

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At 00:05:09,630, Character said: Jeff, would you please put one in each

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At 00:05:11,150, Character said: room, please?

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At 00:05:12,070, Character said: It's just that sometimes some of our visitors,

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At 00:05:14,650, Character said: our gentleman visitors, they get the wrong idea

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At 00:05:16,450, Character said: about our girls, if you take my meaning.

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At 00:05:17,890, Character said: You mean they assume we're cool girls?

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At 00:05:19,770, Character said: Oh, no, no, no, no.

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At 00:05:20,410, Character said: That's putting far...

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At 00:05:21,870, Character said: Yes, I guess that's it.

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