An Evening With Beverly Luff Linn (2018) Subtitles

At 00:00:06,000, Character said:

2
At 00:01:35,603, Character said:
3
At 00:02:06,950, Character said: Tyrone.
What blend is that bag?

4
At 00:02:10,854, Character said: Winter. Oh, s***t.

5
At 00:02:12,957, Character said: Sorry, Shane.

6
At 00:02:14,959, Character said: Please,
pay better attention.

7
At 00:02:18,129, Character said: It's just we never had
a mid-winter blend before,

8
At 00:02:21,198, Character said: and it's, like, why
and who cares?

9
At 00:02:23,667, Character said: I can't think about that,
Tyrone, and neither should you.

10
At 00:02:28,939, Character said: - Good morning, Lulu.
- Good morning, Carl.

11
At 00:02:32,742, Character said: Hey, Lulu.
Check this out.

12
At 00:02:44,654, Character said: Are you break-dancing,
Carl?

13
At 00:02:46,523, Character said: Yes. It's... body popping.

14
At 00:02:49,259, Character said: [Shane] Ice! No dancing!

15
At 00:02:51,895, Character said: Get back to work.

16
At 00:02:56,032, Character said: [door bells jingling]

17
At 00:03:01,973, Character said: Excuse me.

18
At 00:03:04,741, Character said: Excuse me?

19
At 00:03:09,879, Character said: May I have
a large cappuccino, please?

20
At 00:03:13,550, Character said: [coins clinking]

21
At 00:03:16,552, Character said: [cash register dings]

22
At 00:03:22,624, Character said: Here you go, sir.
One large cappuccino.

23
At 00:03:25,562, Character said: Thank you.
Is Mr. Danger here?

24
At 00:03:27,864, Character said: Yeah, hang on a second.

25
At 00:03:38,308, Character said: Hi. Shane Danger, Manager.

26
At 00:03:42,045, Character said: Mr. Danger,
I'm Barry Ofeld

27
At 00:03:44,347, Character said: with Human Resources
from our corporate office.

28
At 00:03:48,052, Character said: Is there somewhere
we can speak in private?

29
At 00:03:56,092, Character said: The reason for my visit is the company is
in the process of scaling back operations.

30
At 00:04:01,064, Character said: This means making across-the-board
personnel cuts, Mr. Danger.

31
At 00:04:05,935, Character said: Oh.

32
At 00:04:06,970, Character said: Unfortunately,
we must ask you

33
At 00:04:08,604, Character said: to relieve one of your employees
of their responsibilities.

34
At 00:04:12,243, Character said: I will leave that
to your discretion,

35
At 00:04:14,044, Character said: but we'd like this to happen
immediately, Mr. Danger.

36
At 00:04:16,813, Character said: - Do you have any questions?
- No, I don't think so.

37
At 00:04:20,316, Character said: Times are tough, Mr. Danger.
Better one of them than you.

38
At 00:04:25,055, Character said: Good point.

39
At 00:04:32,895, Character said: Not a very good cappuccino.

40
At 00:04:36,733, Character said: If you'll excuse me.

41
At 00:04:42,372, Character said: [door opens]
[bells jingling]

42
At 00:04:43,973, Character said: That guy was
checking you out, Lulu.

43
At 00:04:47,077, Character said: No, I was
checking him out, Carl.

44
At 00:04:50,013, Character said: [laughing]

45
At 00:04:56,952, Character said: It wasn't that funny,
Carl.

46
At 00:05:01,091, Character said: Lulu, if you could
see me in my office.

47
At 00:05:04,861, Character said: Certainly.

48
At 00:05:20,676, Character said: I'm sorry. There was nothing
I could do about it.

49
At 00:05:24,448, Character said: You can stop
going on about it.

50
At 00:05:27,250, Character said: I don't care
about the job.

51
At 00:05:34,457, Character said: Oh. Someone told me today
what they were building

52
At 00:05:37,193, Character said: behind
the hardware center.

53
At 00:05:40,796, Character said: Oh, but I can't remember
what it was.

54
At 00:05:43,966, Character said: [sighs]

55
At 00:05:56,846, Character said: Oh, I remember now.

56
At 00:05:59,915, Character said: They're putting in a state-of-the-art
fitness center behind the hardware center.

57
At 00:06:05,355, Character said: Might have to get
my gym bag on.

58
At 00:06:14,397, Character said: [sighs]
Thanks, sweetie.

59
At 00:06:17,100, Character said: Now I have to find my way
to bed in the dark.

60
At 00:06:20,769, Character said: [man on TV chattering]

61
At 00:06:30,212, Character said: Sweetie.

62
At 00:06:34,316, Character said: Five dollars for fun.

63
At 00:06:36,486, Character said: Why don't you enjoy yourself and buy
one of those cinnamon swirly things

64
At 00:06:39,355, Character said: you like so much
from the bakeshop?

65
At 00:06:44,093, Character said: I will see you later,
won't I, sweetie?

66
At 00:06:50,832, Character said: [groans]

67
At 00:06:55,270, Character said: [door closes]
[chattering continues on TV]

68
At 00:07:00,410, Character said: [Carl] Kinda does feel like
a morgue with Lulu gone.

69
At 00:07:03,846, Character said: - She was fun.
- Yeah, well, she g***t fired, Carl.

70
At 00:07:07,783, Character said: Times are tough.
We have jobs to do.

71
At 00:07:10,119, Character said: And this is what happens
when you don't do your job.

72
At 00:07:12,854, Character said: So, we have
our first casualty, guys.

73
At 00:07:15,425, Character said: Might not be our last.

74
At 00:07:26,402, Character said: You gonna have problems with your
marriage now you fired your wife, Shane?

75
At 00:07:29,539, Character said: [sighs] No, I ** not gonna have
problems with my marriage now, Tyrone.

76
At 00:07:34,076, Character said: I have
a tremendous marriage.

77
At 00:07:36,111, Character said: In fact, Lulu is relieved
not to be working.

78
At 00:07:38,514, Character said: Well, I g***t problems,
Shane.

79
At 00:07:40,816, Character said: My mom just g***t diabetes.

80
At 00:07:43,252, Character said: I have to buy her a little scooter to get
her around, but I don't have no money.

81
At 00:07:47,055, Character said: I'm sorry about that,
but you have to save, Tyrone.

82
At 00:07:50,826, Character said: I save everything I can,

83
At 00:07:53,129, Character said: and I think positive
all the time!

84
At 00:07:58,501, Character said: Okay,
I have to take a s***t.

85
At 00:08:00,603, Character said: Can you guys man the shop
for 25 minutes?

86
At 00:08:02,938, Character said: [Tyrone] Sure.

87
At 00:08:09,344, Character said: Who shits for 25 minutes?

88
At 00:08:12,448, Character said: [man on TV]
Love me, love me, love me.

89
At 00:08:16,852, Character said: [Shane]
Hey, nearly birthday girl.

90
At 00:08:19,389, Character said: Can I make you
a cappuccino?

91
At 00:08:21,990, Character said: Oh, I used to
make cappuccinos.

92
At 00:08:24,159, Character said: Sweetie,
Mr. Ofeld said,

93
At 00:08:26,995, Character said: "Either the both of you go,
or just the girl.

94
At 00:08:31,133, Character said: The girl's gonna
go anyway though."

95
At 00:08:33,135, Character said: So I chose to stay, so at
least one of us has a job.

96
At 00:08:37,906, Character said: You seem sad.

97
At 00:08:40,108, Character said: Yeah, well, this TV
is really shitty, you know?

98
At 00:08:44,580, Character said: That's what I want
for my birthday...

99
At 00:08:46,649, Character said: a new, bigger, better TV.

100
At 00:08:49,084, Character said: So I can sit in front of it all day
until my a***s gets so fat and flat

101
At 00:08:52,421, Character said: we have to get a new couch.

102
At 00:08:55,524, Character said: Don't say that.

103
At 00:08:58,959, Character said: Plus, we don't have that
kind of money right now.

104
At 00:09:01,164, Character said: Not until
I become area manager,

105
At 00:09:03,366, Character said: which, I think,
is gonna happen, by the way.

106
At 00:09:08,671, Character said: [sighs]

107
At 00:09:10,505, Character said: Now that's
a real cappuccino.

108
At 00:09:14,242, Character said: Maybe I should ask my brother
for a new TV.

109
At 00:09:17,579, Character said: He's g***t that kind of money
in his cashbox.

110
At 00:09:20,315, Character said: [laughs] Who? Adjay?

111
At 00:09:22,451, Character said: Yeah, right.

112
At 00:09:29,625, Character said: How much money does Adjay
have in his cashbox?

113
At 00:09:32,160, Character said: More than what you have
in your tiny little cashbox.

114
At 00:09:35,931, Character said: I don't have
a f***g cashbox.

115
At 00:09:41,636, Character said: There's no way that little fuckin'
vegan has more money than me.

116
At 00:09:45,940, Character said: No, he does.

117
At 00:09:49,945, Character said: [exhales]

118
At 00:09:52,615, Character said: If anyone needs me,
I'll be in the bath.

119
At 00:09:58,186, Character said: Oh, yes. I ** the fresh
fun, goodie goodie man.

120
At 00:10:05,160, Character said: An... Evening...
with Beverly Luff Linn.

121
At 00:10:10,265, Character said: For one magical night only.

122
At 00:10:15,003, Character said: Beverly.
Beverly Luff Linn.

123
At 00:10:17,673, Character said: Luff Linn. Luff Linn.

124
At 00:10:27,282, Character said: Is that you, sweetie?

125
At 00:10:29,384, Character said: Yes.

126
At 00:10:33,220, Character said: Sweetie, exactly how much money
is in Adjay's cashbox?

127
At 00:10:40,195, Character said: A lot.

128
At 00:10:48,737, Character said: Sweetie, I don't understand how Adjay
has g***t all this f***g money.

129
At 00:10:53,642, Character said: He saves.

130
At 00:10:55,042, Character said: So do f***g I!

131
At 00:10:57,178, Character said: Well, Adjay saves more
than f***g you.

132
At 00:11:01,183, Character said: [sighs]

133
At 00:11:11,593, Character said: Okay, do we all know what we're doing?
I'm staying in the car.

134
At 00:11:15,197, Character said: I'm walking in with you, Shane, and asking a
guy to take me to the grains of paradise.

135
At 00:11:18,767, Character said: And he will take you to the back
of the store to the spice aisle.

136