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At 00:00:10,136, Character said: ÉPISODE 3
LE SPÉCIMEN

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At 00:00:29,071, Character said: Dervey !

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At 00:00:30,448, Character said: - Ellis !
- Oui !

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At 00:00:32,241, Character said: - Qu'est-ce que tu as pour moi ?
- J'ai apporté

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At 00:00:34,410, Character said: ce que tu voulais,
et cette figurine dont je parlais.

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At 00:00:37,830, Character said: - Ellis !
- Je veux pas... Quoi ?

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At 00:00:39,415, Character said: Où sont les nuggets ?

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At 00:00:40,666, Character said: Dans le congélateur !

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At 00:00:41,709, Character said: - Regarde.
- Je m'en fiche de ton jouet.

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At 00:00:43,836, Character said: C'est un objet collector,

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At 00:00:45,337, Character said: - c'est pas du tout pareil.
- Je m'en fiche.

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At 00:00:47,715, Character said: Ça périme quand, des nuggets ?

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At 00:00:50,092, Character said: Jamais.

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At 00:00:51,010, Character said: Jettes-y un œil.

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At 00:00:52,344, Character said: T'as un regard bizarre.

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At 00:00:54,221, Character said: C'est la volonté.

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At 00:00:55,806, Character said: Je suis hyper concentré.

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At 00:00:57,308, Character said: Tu sais, ma critique de Pulp Fiction,

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At 00:00:59,101, Character said: celle que j'ai écrite ?

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At 00:01:00,644, Character said: - Oui.
- Je viens pour ça.

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At 00:01:02,104, Character said: Oui, je m'en souviens.

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At 00:01:03,481, Character said: - C'est pas du stress !
- Si.

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At 00:01:05,399, Character said: - Pas du stress.
- Je suis pas d'accord.

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At 00:01:07,401, Character said: - Regarde ta tête, t'es tout rouge.
- Je suis concentré.

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At 00:01:10,488, Character said: J'ai une vision, là-dessus.

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At 00:01:12,198, Character said: Et le magazine Esquire est intéressé.

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At 00:01:14,617, Character said: - Esquire !
- Je suis fier de toi,

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At 00:01:16,827, Character said: - C'est bien.
- J'écris un article

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At 00:01:18,788, Character said: sur la meilleure blague de la télé.

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At 00:01:22,249, Character said: "Yo, Martin, abruti."

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At 00:01:24,960, Character said: "Elizabeth, j'arrive, ma chérie."

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At 00:01:27,129, Character said: - Si je récupère mon ordi.
- Dervey, six convertisseurs catalytiques.

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At 00:01:31,258, Character said: Tu me paies, je récupère mon ordi...

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At 00:01:33,594, Character said: - Six convertisseurs, gros bêta.
- J'en ai quatre.

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At 00:01:36,639, Character said: Ajuste le prix.

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At 00:01:38,724, Character said: Donne-moi quatre, six,

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At 00:01:40,226, Character said: donne-moi 67 %.

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At 00:01:42,061, Character said: Impossible, mec.

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At 00:01:43,062, Character said: Le mec de Bakersfield en veut six.

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At 00:01:45,648, Character said: Je te paierai quand l'article sera publié.

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At 00:01:48,067, Character said: Quatre, ça sert à rien, ça vaut pas

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At 00:01:50,152, Character said: - le coup de fil.
- Tu comprends pas !

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At 00:01:52,112, Character said: L'article concentre l'attention sur moi,
il fait le buzz,

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At 00:01:55,407, Character said: les gens parlent.

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At 00:01:56,534, Character said: "La meilleure blague de la télé ?

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At 00:01:58,744, Character said: Dervey Ryan de Esquire
dit que c'est celle-ci."

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At 00:02:02,081, Character said: - Puis un débat...
- Attends.

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At 00:02:03,916, Character said: Quelle blague ?

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At 00:02:05,334, Character said: Elle est dans Friends, c'est vieux.

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At 00:02:07,753, Character said: J'ai vu tous les épisodes.

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At 00:02:08,879, Character said: OK !

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At 00:02:10,005, Character said: - Les Noirs regardent Friends.
- OK.

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At 00:02:12,091, Character said: - Vanessa, tu regardes Friends ?
- Non.

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At 00:02:13,884, Character said: C'est celui où Ross part en Chine.

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At 00:02:17,179, Character said: Joey dit : "Non, vas-y. Pars en Chine.

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At 00:02:19,723, Character said: Profite de la bouffe chinoise."
Alors, Chandler dit :

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At 00:02:22,726, Character said: "Là-bas, on appelle ça
juste de la bouffe."

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At 00:02:28,732, Character said: - C'est drôle.
- Oui.

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At 00:02:29,692, Character said: Pas la plus drôle.

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At 00:02:30,901, Character said: J'ai pas dit ça.

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At 00:02:31,819, Character said: C'est pas la plus drôle,
mais la meilleure.

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At 00:02:34,113, Character said: C'est la meilleure. Ça surprend,

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At 00:02:36,991, Character said: parce que c'est vrai.

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At 00:02:38,284, Character said: Et puis elle ne repose pas

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At 00:02:40,703, Character said: sur la moquerie ou le fait
de rabaisser quelqu'un,

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At 00:02:44,623, Character said: or dans l'humour, c'est rare.

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At 00:02:46,584, Character said: Très souvent, l'humour est basé

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At 00:02:48,669, Character said: sur la moquerie,
la douleur des gens, l'aliénation.

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At 00:02:51,630, Character said: Là, on souligne juste
une vérité universelle.

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At 00:02:54,341, Character said: Là-bas, c'est juste de la bouffe.

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At 00:02:56,510, Character said: - J'aime ta logique.
- Oui.

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At 00:02:58,929, Character said: Tu parles des Chinois.

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At 00:03:01,223, Character said: Oui.

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At 00:03:02,892, Character said: On se moque d'eux.

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At 00:03:04,894, Character said: Non ! Quoi ?

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At 00:03:05,936, Character said: - C'est pas bien.
- Non !

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At 00:03:07,855, Character said: Parce qu'ils ignorent
ce qu'est leur bouffe.

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At 00:03:10,107, Character said: - Ellis !
- Je dois aider ces gens.

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At 00:03:11,483, Character said: C'est l'inverse de la moquerie.

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At 00:03:13,360, Character said: C'est la compréhension,

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At 00:03:14,820, Character said: - la réflexion.
- Ellis !

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At 00:03:16,530, Character said: - La réflexion.
- Bonjour, ça va ?

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At 00:03:20,117, Character said: - Ça va.
- Ravi de vous voir.

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At 00:03:21,160, Character said: Oui.

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At 00:03:22,161, Character said: Il vous faut un carburateur.

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At 00:03:23,913, Character said: Oui.

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At 00:03:28,000, Character said: C'est bon.

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At 00:03:29,627, Character said: Tenez.

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At 00:03:31,086, Character said: Merci.

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At 00:03:35,716, Character said: Un virage.

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At 00:03:40,888, Character said: Quoi ?

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At 00:03:42,640, Character said: Aujourd'hui.

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At 00:03:44,183, Character said: Vous êtes au tournant.

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At 00:03:48,520, Character said: De quoi ? La richesse, la célébrité ?

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At 00:03:55,486, Character said: La célébrité.

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At 00:04:01,951, Character said: Dervey !

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At 00:04:04,536, Character said: Je dois aider ces gens.

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At 00:04:05,788, Character said: Tu peux me trouver
deux convertisseurs catalytiques ?

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At 00:04:10,459, Character said: Tu l'as entendue ?

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At 00:04:11,835, Character said: - Tu me prêtes du fric ?
- Non !

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At 00:04:13,587, Character said: Il ne cèdera pas.

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At 00:04:14,964, Character said: Bakersfield offre le prix fort.

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At 00:04:16,674, Character said: Ils veulent le palladium.

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At 00:04:18,258, Character said: Je l'emmènerai à Bakersfield.
Je ne peux pas.

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At 00:04:21,261, Character said: C'est l'anniversaire de Joy.

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At 00:04:22,388, Character said: Ta meuf bosse pas ?

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At 00:04:23,555, Character said: Elle est pas scientifique ?
Elle a du fric.

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At 00:04:25,474, Character said: Elle classe des trucs au musée.

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At 00:04:27,309, Character said: - Je peux pas lui demander ça.
- Vanessa !

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At 00:04:30,104, Character said: C'est pour quand ?

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At 00:04:32,481, Character said: - Viens m'aider.
- Oui.

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At 00:04:39,446, Character said: Allô, Joy.

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At 00:04:41,365, Character said: Écoute... Désolé pour la semaine dernière.

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At 00:04:44,159, Character said: Tu peux m'appeler dès que tu pourras ?

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At 00:04:46,954, Character said: Je veux te parler de ce soir.

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At 00:04:50,499, Character said: Appelle-moi quand tu peux.

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At 00:04:53,168, Character said: D'accord ? Salut.

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At 00:04:58,257, Character said: PRÉCIEUX

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At 00:05:02,636, Character said: C'est à toi de choisir le déjeuner.

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At 00:05:05,806, Character said: Et si on mangeait du poulet ?

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At 00:05:07,599, Character said: Non. Poulet ou poisson ?

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At 00:05:10,394, Character said: Du poisson ?

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At 00:05:11,854, Character said: On a mangé beaucoup de poulet.

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At 00:05:13,856, Character said: Va pour du poisson.

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At 00:05:14,898, Character said: Au même resto ?

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At 00:05:16,108, Character said: Faisons ça.

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At 00:05:17,067, Character said: Appel de votre partenaire de vie.

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At 00:05:21,655, Character said: Laisse tomber. On enregistre.

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At 00:05:24,450, Character said: Je rappellerai.

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At 00:05:28,037, Character said: Quoi ?

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At 00:05:31,206, Character said: "Partenaire de vie" ?

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At 00:05:33,417, Character said: Tu savais que j'étais en couple.

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At 00:05:38,172, Character said: Il faudra la moulure crânienne
en attendant les os.

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At 00:05:40,924, Character said: Je m'en occupe.

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At 00:05:50,100, Character said: Enregistrement interrompu.

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At 00:05:52,061, Character said: Tu as un truc à dire ?

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At 00:05:55,105, Character said: Tu lui dis quand ?

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At 00:05:56,065, Character said: Aucune idée.

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At 00:05:58,108, Character said: C'est pas très juste pour moi...

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At 00:05:59,443, Character said: Pour toi ?

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At 00:06:00,360, Character said: C'est moi qui suis embêtée.

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At 00:06:01,987, Character said: Je dois faire comme si de rien n'était.

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At 00:06:03,822, Character said: Pauvre chéri.

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At 00:06:06,617, Character said: Enregistrement en cours.

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At 00:06:10,037, Character said: J'arrive.

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At 00:06:11,205, Character said: Si les os sont prêts,
je veux voir de 34 à 90.

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At 00:06:17,586, Character said: Je révèlerai tout, s'il le faut.

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At 00:06:19,171, Character said: Partenaire de vie pourra se pendre

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At 00:06:21,548, Character said: si ça lui est insupportable.

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At 00:06:25,636, Character said: Enregistrement interrompu.

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At 00:06:27,304, Character said: Merde.

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At 00:06:28,889, Character said: T'es complètement débile ?

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At 00:06:31,016, Character said: Désolé, c'était pas prévu.

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At 00:06:33,060, Character said: La cheffe Lyn arrive.

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At 00:06:36,188, Character said: Bonjour. Voyons voir.

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At 00:06:38,982, Character said: Pourquoi l'enregistreur est arrêté ?

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At 00:06:41,068, Character said: On a accidentellement enregistré
une déclaration personnelle.

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At 00:06:45,948, Character said: Permission de supprimer.

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