Regular.Show.S07E13.Just.Friends.HDTV.x264-W4F Subtitles

00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:04,♪

00:00:13,313 --> 00:00:16,In the battleground
of the future, you'll need...

00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:19,Laser-sharp vision,
laser-fast reflexes.

00:00:23,623 --> 00:00:25,Hah! Uhh!

00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,And most of all,

00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,You'll need to know
how fire a laser!

00:00:34,234 --> 00:00:36,Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,Critical damage!
Critical damage!

00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:46,Beep, beep!

00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,Aw, yeah-ah!

00:01:01,628 --> 00:01:03,Who's ready
for laser-pocalypse?

00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,That's so cool
you g***t a four-for-one pass.

00:01:11,604 --> 00:01:13,Yeah, laser-pocalypse
gave them to us

00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:16,After I did
that investigative piece...

00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,"Laser tag...
Fun game or funnest game?"

00:01:20,313 --> 00:01:21,This is gonna be so fun!

00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:25,It's been so long
since we all hung out.

00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:28,Yeah?

00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,Let me guess... you forgot.
Forgot what?

00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,Your brother's
fifth-degree judo ceremony!

00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:39,Tae Kwon do, sherm.

00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,Whatever!

00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,Oh, is that tonight?

00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,Don't you use

00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,The "was that tonight?"
Excuse on me.

00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:57,I taught you that!

00:02:00,253 --> 00:02:02,Now, look! If I g***t to be here,
you g***t to be here!

00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:04,All right, all right!

00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,Your dad?
Tell him I said hi.

00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,Eileen says hi.

00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,Hi, Eileen!

00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,Hi, Eileen!

00:02:22,642 --> 00:02:24,Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen! Hi, Eileen!
Hi, Eileen!

00:02:25,912 --> 00:02:27,Ugh!

00:02:28,848 --> 00:02:32,I g***t to go to don's
tae Kwon dumb thing tonight

00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,For his stupid black belt.

00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,Oh, that's right.

00:02:40,693 --> 00:02:43,I embroidered this celebratory
headband for him.

00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,I still think
it could use more dragons.

00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,Come on, rigby. Don't want
to keep sherm waiting.

00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,Uggggh!

00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,Rigby, can I talk to you
for a sec?

00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:03,Dude! What the heck?

00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:07,You can't leave me alone
with Margaret.

00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:10,It's fine. You're just
hanging out as friends.

00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,Yeah, but I don't know if
she's gonna be cool with that.

00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,Are you okay
being alone with mordecai?

00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:24,I think so.

00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:29,We haven't hung out by ourselves
in a while, so...

00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,So...?

00:03:36,182 --> 00:03:37,Hey, whatever happens, happens.

00:03:38,918 --> 00:03:39,Well, either way...

00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:43,Be strong.
Be strong.

00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:47,This is familiar, right?

00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,Yeah, last time
we were at the movies together,

00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:55,We were...

00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:06,But tonight, we're friends
on a fun night out.

00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:09,Right.

00:04:11,517 --> 00:04:14,Margaret Smith reporting live
on location of a fun night out.

00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,Uh... No cameras.

00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,Okay, let's see
what we g***t here.

00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,Hmm.

00:04:38,711 --> 00:04:39,Hmm.

00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,Ooh! I've heard good things
about "lovey shovey."

00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,Euhhhhhh.

00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,How about... That one?

00:04:57,997 --> 00:05:01,"Carter and Briggs."

00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,The violencetown files"?

00:05:06,005 --> 00:05:08,All right.

00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:10,Yo!
G***t some popcorn.

00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:13,Nice!

00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:24,It's starting.

00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,Carter... Briggs... 7!

00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,Heavily armed!

00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,Whoo!
Yes!

00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,Yeah! All right!

00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,Wha-uh?

00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,Sorry, everybody.

00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,Our print
of "Carter and Briggs 7"

00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,Has just spontaneously
combusted.

00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,So, in its place, we will screen

00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,"The heart shaped badge."

00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:39,Enjoy!

00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:49,Ooh! I've never seen
this one.

00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:57,Ah. Vacation.

00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:04,No crime, no guns.

00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,Briggs, there goes
that cute waitress again.

00:07:08,127 --> 00:07:09,Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,Don't worry, Carter.

00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,Over the next 3 1/2 hours,
I'll help you get with her.

00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,She definitely still likes you.

00:07:57,877 --> 00:07:59,All you g***t to do
is give her a sign.

00:08:05,051 --> 00:08:06,You know,
I think I've seen this one.

00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:11,Let's go.

00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,O... Kay.

00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Nothing romantic here.

00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:35,Bunch of dudes driving fast,
gas fumes, noisy engines.

00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,What's that?

00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:43,Exactly.

00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:51,Ladies and gentlemen,
if I could have your attention.

00:08:56,769 --> 00:08:58,Tonight ain't just any night
here at kartin' safari,

00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:03,'Cause tonight's
my 15-year anniversary

00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:11,To my beautiful Mary-Lee.

00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,Ain't nobody make my engine rev
like you, darlin'.

00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:21,I love you, baby!

00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,I love you, Wayne!

00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,In honor
of this blessed occasion,

00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,For the rest of the night,
it'll be laps fer lovers.

00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,So strap in and snuggle up.

00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:44,Uh, I don't know.
It looks pretty tight.

00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:48,I call driver's seat!

00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:53,Your turn, stringbean.

00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:57,Come on, mordecai.
Let's hit the track.

00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:00,Oh!
Now, don't be shy.

00:10:02,368 --> 00:10:04,She won't b***e!
Aah!

00:10:05,738 --> 00:10:06,Go ahead, now.
Scooch together.

00:10:18,317 --> 00:10:19,Maybe try
putting your arm around him?

00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,Like this?

00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,Now pull his leg in.

00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,Uh... I need to go
to the bathroom.

00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,Yeah! Take him down!

00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,Now, there's a son
I can be proud of!

00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,Yeah?