Digman s02e02 Jack and Rose.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:10,540, Character said: So lay it out for us, Admiral. What's
the conundrum? The Titanic Museum is one

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At 00:00:14,900, Character said: of the most popular in the world. And
it's all thanks to the blockbuster film

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At 00:00:18,360, Character said: about the timeless romance between Jack
and Rose. I love that movie.

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At 00:00:22,440, Character said: I even saw it in 3D. It felt like I was
drowning to death. Meanwhile, attendance

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At 00:00:26,760, Character said: here at the Lusitania Museum is at an
all -time low.

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At 00:00:29,361, Character said: That's ridiculous.

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At 00:00:30,760, Character said: Do people not even realize that when the
Lusitania was torpedoed by a German U

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At 00:00:34,700, Character said: -boat in 1915, it triggered U .S.
involvement in World War I?

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At 00:00:37,961, Character said: Historically, the Lusitania is way more
significant than the Titanic. I know.

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At 00:00:42,240, Character said: We're going to have to close our doors
for good if we don't get more visitors.

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At 00:00:45,500, Character said: So why not make a Lusitania movie to get
people excited about it? You think we

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At 00:00:49,080, Character said: haven't cried?

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At 00:00:49,820, Character said: Every time we pitch one, we're accused
of ripping off Titanic.

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At 00:00:52,820, Character said: But then we had a better idea.

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At 00:00:55,470, Character said: If we could somehow find evidence that
the Lusitania had a real -life romance

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At 00:00:59,970, Character said: it, that would beat any Hollywood
fantasy, and our museum would finally

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At 00:01:03,770, Character said: crowds it deserves.

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At 00:01:05,030, Character said: So what do you want us to do?

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At 00:01:06,450, Character said: Please dive down to the wreckage of the
Lusitania and find us our Jack and Rose.

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At 00:01:19,870, Character said: How's it going down there, guys?

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At 00:01:21,530, Character said: Find any signs of true love?

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At 00:01:23,231, Character said: That's a negative, good buddy. Roger
that.

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At 00:01:25,350, Character said: Good buddy? Um, yeah.

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At 00:01:27,510, Character said: I like the sound of that.

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At 00:01:29,530, Character said: Whoa, Rip, get over here, quick!

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At 00:01:32,421, Character said: What is it? The historical record has
always claimed the Lusitania's carpets

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At 00:01:40,350, Character said: were tan, but look, they're actually
blue!

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At 00:01:43,070, Character said: Oh, d***n it, Saltine, who gives a s***t?

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At 00:01:45,190, Character said: Hey, what's this?

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At 00:02:02,620, Character said: It died.

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At 00:02:04,840, Character said: Choked on plastic.

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At 00:02:06,440, Character said: A sad reminder that octopuses are truly
stupid animals.

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At 00:02:11,140, Character said: Whoa, Ritz, check it out. A perfectly
preserved cabin with historical treasure

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At 00:02:15,580, Character said: untold.

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At 00:02:17,930, Character said: Mothers rock hard.

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At 00:02:24,190, Character said: There's a scrapbook.

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At 00:02:25,890, Character said: Jack and Rose.

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At 00:02:27,190, Character said: Our true story.

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At 00:02:29,150, Character said: So Jack and Rose were real? And they
were also on the Lusitania?

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At 00:02:34,110, Character said: Not just the Lusitania.

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At 00:02:35,311, Character said: The Titanic.

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At 00:02:36,490, Character said: The HMS Bulwark. The Liberté. Jack and
Rose report every major shipwreck of the

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At 00:02:40,990, Character said: early 20th century. Wow, that's some bad
luck.

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At 00:02:43,800, Character said: No, luck had nothing to do with it. They
were responsible for those shipwrecks,

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At 00:02:48,280, Character said: and this scrapbook proves it. You
mean... That's right, Swooper, my good

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At 00:02:51,880, Character said: Jack and Rose were homicidal maniacs!
All I heard was good buddy again, and I

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At 00:02:58,100, Character said: loving it!

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At 00:03:16,140, Character said: how Jack and Rose sank each ship,
steering the Titanic into an iceberg

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At 00:03:20,100, Character said: roofing the captain, lighting a bomb on
the Lusitania, and then framing those

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At 00:03:24,020, Character said: poor, innocent Germans.

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At 00:03:25,660, Character said: The list goes on and on.

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At 00:03:27,120, Character said: Wow, this is crazy.

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At 00:03:28,380, Character said: The Titanic movie means so much to so
many people. I mean, Jack and Rose

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At 00:03:32,040, Character said: basically caused my sexual awakening.

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At 00:03:33,961, Character said: If people found out, they'd be crushed.

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At 00:03:35,700, Character said: So what are you saying?

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At 00:03:36,520, Character said: You think we should keep this a secret?
They have a saltine. If you sit on a hot

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At 00:03:39,480, Character said: potato like this, it burns your whole
a***s.

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At 00:03:41,740, Character said: You think I don't know a potato burns
your a***s?

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At 00:03:44,240, Character said: It's just...

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At 00:03:45,291, Character said: This one hits close to home. Well, if
you ever want to become a full -blown

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At 00:03:49,800, Character said: archie like me, there's one super
important lesson you need to learn.

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At 00:03:53,680, Character said: Exposing the truth is worth any
consequence.

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At 00:03:56,440, Character said: I understand. Sometimes the status can't
remain close.

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At 00:04:01,060, Character said: Okay, whatever that means.

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At 00:04:03,560, Character said: You love your Latin. All right, time to
call boat boy.

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At 00:04:07,700, Character said: Land ho. I hope you're sitting down.

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At 00:04:10,160, Character said: One sec.

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At 00:04:11,771, Character said: Hit me.

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At 00:04:13,820, Character said: We just found out that Jack and Rose
were real and they were terrorists.

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At 00:04:17,620, Character said: They thunk the Titanic, the Lusitania,
and more.

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At 00:04:21,260, Character said: Incredible. Who are they working for? I
cannot tell. As of yet. None of the

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At 00:04:25,260, Character said: targets have anything in common. As of
yet. It's a complete and utter mystery.

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At 00:04:29,820, Character said: As of yet.

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At 00:04:31,800, Character said: I can't wait to rub this in the faces of
those Titanic snobs across the street.

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At 00:04:36,560, Character said: They'll rue the day they call me
Lieutenant Lamewad. I'm an admiral, d***n

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At 00:04:42,760, Character said: Knock. Knock, knock!

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At 00:04:44,040, Character said: Admiral Lamewad! Here's the evidence
that'll disgrace Jack and Rose forever.

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At 00:04:50,040, Character said: I'm just gonna turn your chair around.

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At 00:04:53,340, Character said: Admiral Lamewad! He's now the late
Admiral Lamewad. Who would do such a

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At 00:04:58,760, Character said: Arr! I would make it. The name's
Icebergins. Oh, my God! Is an

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At 00:05:04,420, Character said: talk like a pirate did?

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At 00:05:05,880, Character said: Yes. Now hand over the scrapbook, you
scallywag, or you'll find yourself in

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At 00:05:11,440, Character said: Jones' locker. Yeah, no, totally makes
perfect sense. But let me just give a

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At 00:05:15,140, Character said: little bump of narcotic to my furry
friend here first.

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At 00:05:21,280, Character said: He's with the Titanic Museum. The
Admiral must have run his mouth. Looks

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At 00:05:25,300, Character said: they don't want the truth about Jack and
Rose to get out. We have to alert the

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At 00:05:28,760, Character said: authorities. Oh, my God. Alert the
authorities? I mean, I agree we should,

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At 00:05:32,720, Character said: you sound like such a zark, Saltine. Oh,
yeah, no, I agree. It's a really good

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At 00:05:36,540, Character said: idea. Let's do it.

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At 00:05:37,591, Character said: Officer, we'd like to report a murder.
Crime is my very field of trade. I'd be

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At 00:05:41,820, Character said: happy to help.

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At 00:05:43,320, Character said: Why don't you come join me in this dark
alley and tell me all about it?

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At 00:05:47,820, Character said: Actually, never mind.

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At 00:05:49,640, Character said: I just remembered they died of natural
causes.

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At 00:05:52,121, Character said: What is it? The Titanic Museum is one of
the most powerful institutions on the

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At 00:05:55,660, Character said: planet. They have people everywhere. We
can't trust anyone.

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At 00:06:02,180, Character said: I gotta warn Agatha in swoops.

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At 00:06:07,900, Character said: Our HQ was ransacked. Oh, d***n it! It's
the Titanic Museum! Okay, Agatha, I

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At 00:06:13,160, Character said: can't believe I'm saying this, but it's
a code.

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At 00:06:15,240, Character said: 36. We're out of Turkish delight. Oh,
whoops. I meant code 37.

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At 00:06:19,140, Character said: Code 37. Good God. Code 37. I
understand.

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At 00:06:23,320, Character said: Farewell, Ripley. What's code 37?

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At 00:06:25,500, Character said: Code 37 means all our lives are in grave
danger. And so we scatter to the wind.

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At 00:06:32,220, Character said: Oh, that was crazy. Some wind blew right
when I said that.

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At 00:06:35,800, Character said: Do we really need to do this?

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At 00:06:37,381, Character said: Go into hiding?

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At 00:06:38,550, Character said: Yes, Saltine. The Titanic Museum is
basically like the CIA plus the Yakuza.

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At 00:06:43,111, Character said: They're bloodthirsty killers who will
stop at nothing to preserve their

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At 00:06:46,530, Character said: Holy... And I don't say this lightly.

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At 00:06:48,820, Character said: Guacamole. Welcome to my safe house,
Saltine. Now, the Titanic Museum is only

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At 00:06:53,500, Character said: after us so we don't reveal the truth
about Jack and Rose. But once the

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