Madam.2024.S01E02 Subtitles

At 00:00:03,000, Character said: (UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC)

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At 00:00:10,280, Character said: (MUSIC CONTINUES)

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At 00:00:20,680, Character said: (LINE RINGS)

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At 00:00:24,560, Character said: Welcome to Sweethearts.
How can we service you?

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At 00:00:27,640, Character said: Hi. It's, um...

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At 00:00:29,440, Character said: Uh, my name's S-Steven.

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At 00:00:31,200, Character said: I'm— I'm calling about, um—
- Hey, Steven.

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At 00:00:33,880, Character said: Thank you for choosing us.

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At 00:00:39,960, Character said: I was just on your,
um... website,

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At 00:00:42,640, Character said: and I noticed, uh...

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At 00:00:45,200, Character said: Jaz?
- Oh, Jaz is fantastic.

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At 00:00:48,880, Character said: What would you like
to do with her?

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At 00:00:53,760, Character said: Oh. Um... girlfriend experience?

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At 00:00:58,480, Character said: That's g***t... kissing?

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At 00:01:00,480, Character said: It does. Uh, Jaz can see
you today, if you like.

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At 00:01:04,000, Character said: - Oh.
- 4pm.

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At 00:01:05,560, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:01:07,400, Character said: Yeah, OK. Great.

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At 00:01:09,600, Character said: Oh, and, Steven,

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At 00:01:11,000, Character said: we don't do line-ups or unplanned
walk-ins like most brothels.

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At 00:01:14,440, Character said: This is about the
safety of our women.

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At 00:01:16,360, Character said: And if you're late or a
no-show, you will be charged.

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At 00:01:20,640, Character said: Oh, OK. So it's
quite, um, strict.

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At 00:01:27,040, Character said: Now, when you arrive,
you'll wait in your car

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At 00:01:29,200, Character said: for my text to
confirm Jaz is ready.

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At 00:01:33,120, Character said: Then you'll walk over
to the Beach Room,

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At 00:01:35,080, Character said: you'll knock on the door and
wait for Jaz to answer it.

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At 00:01:38,560, Character said: (CELL PHONE BUZZES)

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At 00:01:40,560, Character said: She will let you in. You'll
discuss any extras that you'd like.

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At 00:01:44,560, Character said: Then you'll pay upfront
and take a shower.

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At 00:01:48,040, Character said: Remember — it's her room,
Steven, and her rules.

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At 00:01:51,680, Character said: Either of you can withdraw
consent at any time.

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At 00:01:55,840, Character said: Have fun.

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At 00:01:57,840, Character said: Oh my God. You
actually turned up.

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At 00:01:59,840, Character said: (SQUEALS)
- Oh...

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At 00:02:02,400, Character said: Captions by Able.
www.able.co.nz

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At 00:02:10,000, Character said: (BIRDS SCREECH, TWITTER)

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At 00:02:12,720, Character said: We've literally had one
client since we've opened.

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At 00:02:16,280, Character said: People always take time to
get on board with change.

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At 00:02:19,360, Character said: Well, single parenting
is expensive.

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At 00:02:21,240, Character said: Advertising's been tough.

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At 00:02:22,640, Character said: But we expect to be up
on the Kiwichicks website

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At 00:02:25,080, Character said: by the end of the week.

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At 00:02:26,360, Character said: We might be ethical
and idealistic,

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At 00:02:28,600, Character said: but we are still a
viable business, so...

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At 00:02:30,720, Character said: Yeah, it's just cos some of the
other girls — not naming names...

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At 00:02:34,080, Character said: have been saying that
you're full of s***t.

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At 00:02:36,160, Character said: Yeah. That's... funny.

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At 00:02:38,040, Character said: Totally get it.

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At 00:02:40,280, Character said: As long as we
start making money.

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At 00:02:42,600, Character said: Like... soon.

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At 00:02:44,600, Character said: Do you know how expensive
it is to be this hairless?

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At 00:02:48,360, Character said: This coiffed?

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At 00:02:50,160, Character said: This hot, perfect,
flawless perfection?

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At 00:02:52,640, Character said: Word is getting out
— Slowly, but surely.

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At 00:02:55,080, Character said: Oh, cool. Cos— Cos this is
all, you know, quite new.

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At 00:02:57,880, Character said: Absolutely. For all of us.
But you are doing great.

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At 00:03:02,160, Character said: Yeah, but I haven't...
done anything.

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At 00:03:04,720, Character said: Yeah, but you're
thinking about it.

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At 00:03:08,360, Character said: So, on a scale from one
to ten, how f***d are we?

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At 00:03:10,720, Character said: I promise you — this is not just
a dream. This— It's gonna work.

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At 00:03:16,160, Character said: Trust me. Please?

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At 00:03:28,600, Character said: (EXHALES SOFTLY)

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At 00:03:31,000, Character said: (CELL PHONE BUZZES)

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At 00:03:34,960, Character said: (TENSE MUSIC)

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At 00:03:43,040, Character said: (SIGHS HEAVILY)

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At 00:03:54,000, Character said: (CHILDREN CHATTER IN DISTANCE)

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At 00:03:56,080, Character said: Excuse me?

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At 00:03:58,000, Character said: Mack?

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At 00:04:00,320, Character said: Sharon, is it?

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At 00:04:03,120, Character said: You do realise that
this is a day-care?

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At 00:04:05,640, Character said: - Yeah.
- And yours is a...

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At 00:04:07,720, Character said: Brothel.

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At 00:04:12,240, Character said: Uh, well, I'm a feminist.

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At 00:04:14,640, Character said: Same.

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At 00:04:16,560, Character said: But I've started a petition
to get you shut down.

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At 00:04:18,840, Character said: Yes, I know that.
You CC'd me in.

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At 00:04:22,240, Character said: Well, I'd hate to appear
anything but transparent.

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At 00:04:25,240, Character said: God forbid.

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At 00:04:29,560, Character said: (WINGS FLUTTER)

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At 00:04:32,280, Character said: (INTRIGUING MUSIC)

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At 00:04:33,880, Character said: I was thinking about
getting an undercut.

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At 00:04:35,320, Character said: - Is that like a Brazilian?
- German, I think.

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At 00:04:39,000, Character said: (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES)

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At 00:04:59,680, Character said: TUI: Baby, come on.

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At 00:05:01,640, Character said: MAN ON PHONE: Dion told
me what you're up to.

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At 00:05:03,560, Character said: - Don't you miss me?
- It's disgusting.

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At 00:05:05,560, Character said: - Oi, what?
- You bloody kidding?

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At 00:05:07,600, Character said: What the f***k?

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At 00:05:09,000, Character said: What'd he say? Is
he gonna come here?

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At 00:05:12,040, Character said: No.

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At 00:05:13,640, Character said: Dion's told our regulars that
he caught us scraping semen

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At 00:05:16,240, Character said: from used condoms.

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At 00:05:18,400, Character said: So we're f***d?

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At 00:05:20,120, Character said: I mean we're not f***d.

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At 00:05:21,880, Character said: No drunks,

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At 00:05:23,360, Character said: no creeps, no line-ups,

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At 00:05:25,160, Character said: no walk ins, no
clients — no money.

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At 00:05:27,520, Character said: It's... It's one thing to tell
some violent f***r to go jump.

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At 00:05:31,280, Character said: But no line-ups? That's
just bad business.

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At 00:05:34,280, Character said: AMERICAN ACCENT: Uh,
I think you'll find

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At 00:05:36,760, Character said: that we're starting
a revolution.

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At 00:05:39,360, Character said: And I will not have my
girls compared to each other

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At 00:05:42,480, Character said: like pigs at a fair.

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At 00:05:45,120, Character said: Hello. Is this the Featherton
Bay Retirement Village?

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At 00:05:48,040, Character said: - Yeah.
- Great. My name is McKenzie Leigh.

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At 00:05:51,480, Character said: I actually wanted to
offer your residents

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At 00:05:53,880, Character said: the services of my new business.
- Yeah, OK. Yeah?

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At 00:05:56,520, Character said: It's called Sweethearts,
and it's a brothel.

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At 00:06:00,000, Character said: As a number of your residents may
not have had s***x for some decades,

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At 00:06:02,840, Character said: I figured it could be a—
- Thanks, but not for us. Bye.

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At 00:06:06,360, Character said: Hi, there. Is this Dennis
Hall, head of the, um,

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At 00:06:10,280, Character said: Featherton Bay Lions Club?
- Yeah, you g***t him.

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At 00:06:12,600, Character said: Great. Listen.

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At 00:06:13,800, Character said: I have started a brothel.
- (LAUGHS)

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At 00:06:15,680, Character said: I'm not saying change
your speed-dating night.

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At 00:06:17,920, Character said: I'm just suggesting that we could
piggyback some advertising on it

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At 00:06:21,720, Character said: and offer you a little
sweet discount offer.

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At 00:06:25,200, Character said: Oh, hi. Is this the
Carnivorous Plant Society?

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At 00:06:28,120, Character said: Hi. Is this the
Theological Society?

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At 00:06:30,760, Character said: Hi. Is this the North
Island Dentist Association?

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At 00:06:34,520, Character said: How do you guys feel
about (CLICKS TONGUE)

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At 00:06:36,120, Character said: jumping into some s***y time?

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At 00:06:38,520, Character said: I've, uh, started
an ethical brothel,

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At 00:06:40,640, Character said: and I think our values
completely align.

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At 00:06:43,320, Character said: Uh, no, this is not a God thing.
It's more of a get-laid thing.

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At 00:06:46,400, Character said: No, no, no.

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At 00:06:48,120, Character said: I get it.

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At 00:06:49,960, Character said: Thanks.

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At 00:06:53,200, Character said: I've reached out to high-needs
communities, widower groups

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At 00:06:57,240, Character said: and people who listen to Joe Rogan.
- And g***t no bookings.

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At 00:07:00,160, Character said: (CELL PHONE RINGS)

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At 00:07:05,920, Character said: What the hell?

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At 00:07:07,360, Character said: Oh.

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At 00:07:08,440, Character said: Mm-hm.

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At 00:07:09,520, Character said: Answer the phone. Take the call.

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At 00:07:11,240, Character said: I ** not letting creeps
into Sweethearts.

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At 00:07:14,800, Character said: Are these all criminals?

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At 00:07:16,000, Character said: No, just people who
sound ethically...

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At 00:07:17,720, Character said: - Like mashed dickhole.
- Drunk, high, perverted.

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At 00:07:21,000, Character said: - That's everyone.
- No, it's not.

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At 00:07:23,000, Character said: Listen, as soon as our
Kiwichicks advertising goes live,

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At 00:07:26,960, Character said: the men will come.

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At 00:07:28,520, Character said: - On our t***s. (SNIGGERS)
- (CHUCKLES)

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At 00:07:38,160, Character said: (SLIDING DOOR OPENS)

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At 00:07:41,400, Character said: - Here you go, partner.
- Oh. No.

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