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00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,Wanna go soft
on the python, mate.

00:01:34,458 --> 00:01:35,Well, I wouldn't go making too
many jokes

00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,about snakes around here, mate.

00:02:17,958 --> 00:02:19,Tommy!

00:02:20,416 --> 00:02:21,You alright?

00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:03,What the f***k?

00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,F***k. No.

00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,F***k, no.

00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,No.

00:03:51,208 --> 00:03:53,No, no.

00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:54,No, don't.

00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:55,No, no, no!

00:04:49,083 --> 00:04:51,- Hey.
- Hey!

00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,Oh, you could have made
an effort, Jazz.

00:04:53,583 --> 00:04:54,Is that the only menu
they gave you?

00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:56,Sorry, we have three more menus, please?

00:05:00,916 --> 00:05:04,So, apparently, right, they do
this kayak tour down the river,

00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,it's meant to be amazing.

00:05:05,458 --> 00:05:07,You get to see the real jungle.
So, I don't know.

00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,Maybe we can do that tomorrow
while the girls go shopping.

00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,Yeah, sure.

00:05:11,458 --> 00:05:14,What makes you think we'd rather
go shopping than kayaking?

00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:17,Because you insisted that
there be a walk-in wardrobe

00:05:17,416 --> 00:05:19,in every single room
in the new house,

00:05:19,375 --> 00:05:20,not just the bedrooms either,
I mean the kitchen has one.

00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,I'm serious.

00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:24,Are you listening to these two?

00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:26,They're saying a couple of girls
can't go on this boat trip

00:05:26,916 --> 00:05:28,with them.

00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:30,Well, I mean there's gonna
be snakes.

00:05:30,875 --> 00:05:32,Probably crocodiles

00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,You jump on the sofa when you
see a spider.

00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:38,Maya, are we just gonna sit
and take this?

00:05:41,125 --> 00:05:43,- I'll go.
- That's settles that then.

00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,That settles that then.

00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,Brilliant, thank you very much.

00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,Right, so, actually I wanted
to say a little something.

00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,So, there we go.

00:05:56,958 --> 00:05:58,Alright, I don't wanna
make a big thing about it.

00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,But um, first of all, thank you
both so much for coming.

00:06:01,083 --> 00:06:02,Um, we're both so glad
that you're here with us

00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,on this trip.

00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,You're our best friends
in the whole world

00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:07,and there's no one that
we'd rather spend this time with

00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:08,than you guys.

00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,Second thing is we're actually
having a bit of a celebration,

00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:14,because today finally--

00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:19,Finally, I've sold the company.

00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:22,- The money's in the bank.
- Oh, wow.

00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:23,No way.

00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:25,So, to celebrate,

00:06:25,791 --> 00:06:27,g***t a little bit of a gift
for you guys.

00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,This trip, everything,
we're picking up the tab.

00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:30,Okay, it's all covered.

00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,Wow, Ritchie.

00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,That's so generous of you.

00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:36,Thank you.

00:06:36,791 --> 00:06:38,Isn't it, AJ?

00:06:39,958 --> 00:06:42,AJ?

00:06:42,458 --> 00:06:45,Say, uh, a toast then
to best friends.

00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,- Cheers.
- Best bros.

00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:12,He's paying for our vacation.

00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,Does he think we can't
afford it?

00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,He's been your best friend
since school

00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:20,and he's just sold his company
for a lot of money.

00:07:20,416 --> 00:07:22,He just wants to share it
with you.

00:07:22,041 --> 00:07:23,Share it?

00:07:25,666 --> 00:07:28,He started that company
in our dorm room.

00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:31,Maybe he should have asked me
to be a part of it then,

00:07:31,833 --> 00:07:33,instead of keeping it
to himself.

00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,That way I wouldn't have to rely
on your dad for a job,

00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:36,would I?

00:07:36,458 --> 00:07:38,- Babe.
- No, come on.

00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,Everybody at the office knows
I g***t the job just

00:07:40,375 --> 00:07:42,because I married
the boss' daughter.

00:07:44,583 --> 00:07:47,I bet these walls
are paper thin.

00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:50,Should we try
and make more noise then?

00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:53,Ah, signal.

00:07:53,416 --> 00:07:54,Oh, it's work.

00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:59,Hey Felix, how you doing?

00:07:59,291 --> 00:08:01,Yeah, we're like in
the middle of nowhere.

00:08:03,125 --> 00:08:04,Say hi to daddy for me.

00:08:04,916 --> 00:08:06,Really?

00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,Yeah, sorry, um,
yeah madness.

00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,There's just no coverage
anywhere.

00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:54,Morning, morning.

00:08:54,875 --> 00:08:56,I'm Nick.

00:08:56,583 --> 00:08:58,I'm gonna be your
river guide for this trip.

00:08:58,375 --> 00:09:00,Any of you been on a kayak
before?

00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:01,Nope.

00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:01,- No.
- No.

00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,Not a problem.

00:09:03,166 --> 00:09:05,You are all gonna need
life jackets.

00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,There you go.

00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:09,Thank you.

00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,- There we go.
- Thank you.

00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:13,That's for you,
and yeah, that's for you.

00:09:13,166 --> 00:09:14,There you go.

00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,- Pink?
- Yeah, it's your size.

00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:19,- I think I'll give it a miss.
- Well, no jacket, no kayak.

00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,Right,
you're all gonna need wet shoes.

00:09:23,041 --> 00:09:24,I should have your sizes.

00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:27,Don't worry,
it goes with your eyes.

00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:29,Hey, by the way, um, this trip
cost a little bit extra,

00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,but uh, g***t you, okay.

00:09:35,916 --> 00:09:37,Oh.

00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,Alright.

00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,Yeah, that's it.

00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:47,Alright, and your partner?

00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:48,Oh, right.

00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,Beg your pardon.

00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,- Thanks.
- Right, okay.

00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:53,So, you two free.

00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,Are there crocodiles in here?

00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:04,The idea is to stay
in the kayak.

00:10:05,791 --> 00:10:08,That wasn't really a yes
or a no, was it?

00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,Maybe this
isn't such a good idea.

00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,Don't worry, you'll be fine.

00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,- Wooh.
- Oh.

00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:19,Oh my God.

00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:20,Ritchie!

00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:21,Get off, get off!

00:10:21,875 --> 00:10:23,Stop it!

00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,Okay, just stay nearby.

00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:34,Hey, he gets his own boat?

00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:35,It's called a "kayak".

00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,Nice and slowly.

00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,You've gotta stay
in perfect rhythm, okay?

00:10:39,458 --> 00:10:41,- Wow.
- Perfect rhythm, Okay.

00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,Try to make a right angle
with your elbows.

00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,That is roughly
where your hands should be.

00:10:45,666 --> 00:10:46,A right angle there.

00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:47,That's it.

00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:51,You're a natural,
that's fantastic.

00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:52,Quit showing off.

00:10:52,541 --> 00:10:53,Okay, good. Good, good.

00:10:53,958 --> 00:10:55,Sit down!

00:10:55,166 --> 00:10:57,That's it, you're a natural.

00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,Whoa.

00:10:58,583 --> 00:11:01,You gotta stay in rhythm.

00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,Okay.

00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,That's it, opposite side.

00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:08,Ding-a-ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding.

00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:10,Whee!

00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,Who's feeling adventurous?

00:11:12,625 --> 00:11:15,We could stay out overnight,
make this a two-day trip.

00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:17,- In the jungle?
- Yeah.

00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:18,We'd need some more equipment,
they'd need to meet...