Twisted.Metal.S02E06.por Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,686 Stupid wet-a***s wood. 2 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,942 Show yourself! Show yourself or I'll shoot! 3 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,570 No need. I-- I come in peace. 4 00:01:11,113 --> 00:01:13,199 I'm unarmed, promise. 5 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:20,706 You alone? 6 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:22,875 Just me. 7 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:27,963 So, you the guy writing all that Calypso BS? 8 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:37,056 That's sign 327, if you must know. 9 00:01:39,058 --> 00:01:41,560 Would you care for a Brimbles? 10 00:01:41,685 --> 00:01:46,273 I've g***t a Strawberry When Wet with your name on it, mister... 11 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:47,983 John. 12 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,488 How did you get that wood burning? 13 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:55,115 Just a trick my father taught me. 14 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,747 - So, who is this Calypso guy? - Come on. 15 00:02:03,249 --> 00:02:08,003 I'm sure your... Your Milkman compatriots all speak of him, right? 16 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,046 Nope. 17 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:12,049 Feels like some bullshit. 18 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,177 No. No, no, no, he-- He's-- He's very real. 19 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,722 Calypso, The Calypso, 20 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,685 will be the great uniter of this broken nation. 21 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,938 Now you sound like a salesman. 22 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,482 Just a believer. 23 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:34,405 - What? Don't you believe in anything? - Believe in what? 24 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,615 I'm a Milkman on the outside. 25 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:40,286 - Belief is false hope. - Oh, John... 26 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,956 Belief is everything. Otherwise... 27 00:02:45,583 --> 00:02:47,042 what are you driving for? 28 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,463 Let's say you can make a wish, hmm? 29 00:02:52,047 --> 00:02:58,178 For anything, your heart's deepest desire. What are you wishing for? 30 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,265 Okay. 31 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:05,227 A home, a family... 32 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,939 a place to park my car for good. 33 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,279 What's so funny? 34 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,033 I mean, come on. Look at you. 35 00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:25,706 You are the captain of your own destiny. You are accountable to you and you alone. 36 00:03:26,332 --> 00:03:28,417 Are you really willing to sacrifice that? 37 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:32,004 Because, John, other people can bring you down, 38 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:36,258 make you act against your own self-interests. 39 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,428 You have freedom now, but... 40 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:43,307 freedom is best enjoyed alone. 41 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,559 Yeah, well, I think you're wrong. 42 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,312 What do I know? 43 00:03:50,314 --> 00:03:51,899 I'm just a man with a ladder. 44 00:03:55,194 --> 00:03:56,195 So, what about you? 45 00:03:58,405 --> 00:03:59,490 What would you wish for? 46 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,247 I think I'd wish to be seen. 47 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,920 To be noticed. 48 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,507 Yes... 49 00:04:17,508 --> 00:04:19,218 I think I'd like that very much. 50 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,348 Enjoy the drinks! 51 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,103 What the hell? 52 00:04:29,228 --> 00:04:30,145 Hey! 53 00:05:04,555 --> 00:05:06,015 Where is she? 54 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:09,935 I g***t her. 55 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:18,610 Oh, f***k off, creep! 56 00:05:20,738 --> 00:05:22,448 Come on! Come on! 57 00:05:24,283 --> 00:05:25,617 Let's f***g go! 58 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,661 Oh, s***t! 59 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:35,044 Hey! Mayhem! 60 00:05:35,169 --> 00:05:37,087 The missiles are tracking the package. 61 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,630 Yeah, no, s***t! 62 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,508 All right, drive ahead, we'll watch your six. 63 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:42,968 Okay, whatever! 64 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,099 Wanna do something? 65 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,609 I don't like the look of that spike thing! 66 00:06:13,165 --> 00:06:14,124 Oh, s***t! 67 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,093 Krista, I could really use that EMP. 68 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:26,011 I'm on my way. 69 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:35,562 First to cross the line. F***k, yeah! 70 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:43,320 It's nice to see you get your hands dirty, Raven. 71 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:46,198 - It's about time. - Cool stage. 72 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:49,159 I wouldn't park here, if I were you. 73 00:06:53,539 --> 00:06:56,083 - Yeah, baby. - Yeah. 74 00:06:58,127 --> 00:06:59,294 Let's go, let's go! 75 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,987 I'm gonna circle a little bit more. 76 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:27,906 We just g***t our Lord Preacher down for his nappies. 77 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,494 F***k! Brenjamin, quickly, unleash the t***s. 78 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,038 I'm empty and so very raw. 79 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:37,082 S***t! Then get the Goldfish! 80 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,917 Grimm's still out there. Turn around. 81 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,086 Let go of the wheel, Stu. 82 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,463 Oh, s***t! 83 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,218 Here you go. 84 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,349 On the one hand, I ** very mad. 85 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,438 But on the other hand, that was a very chaotic move. 86 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:03,192 And what are we, if not agents of chaos? 87 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,616 But if you get in my way again, I will end you. 88 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,164 Oh, f***k. 89 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:30,469 I can't shake him! Get him off our a***s! 90 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:31,887 What do you think I'm doing? 91 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,266 Here comes the cavalry! 92 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,186 Oh, hell yeah! 93 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,899 Go! I g***t Captain Crotch Rocket! 94 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:55,244 It's time to end this party. 95 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:58,914 No! Come on, come on. 96 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,792 Piece of s***t! I'll do it myself. 97 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,052 That's right. Run, you cow-- 98 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,863 Game over. 99 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,001 Go win this. 100 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:42,309 Hey! What the hell was that back there? 101 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:43,727 I didn't ask for your help. 102 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:46,855 Well, don't expect us to fly in and save you again. 103 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,190 You are on your own. 104 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,609 I'm here for one reason and one reason only. 105 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:52,986 - Fine. - Looks like that's everyone. 106 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:56,198 Wait! There's another driver. 107 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,534 Come on, come on, come on. 108 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,876 Dollface. Come in, Dollface. 109 00:11:09,086 --> 00:11:10,337 Krista. 110 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,995 Is everyone accounted for? 111 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,541 Excellent. 112 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:53,296 Congratulations, one and all, and welcome to Twisted Metal. 113 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,393 John, I'm so sorry. 114 00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:08,228 Yeah. 115 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:11,106 You don't have to worry about me. I'm good. 116 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,358 Not like she's the first person I know who died. 117 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,861 Mic check, mic check. 118 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:19,739 Hello? Hi, everyone. Can ev-- Can everyone hear me? 119 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:23,118 Okay. Raise your hand if you can hear me. 120 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,287 Great, great. Thank you. 121 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,457 Welcome to orientation. 122 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,793 If you look out your window, you'll see Tournament City. 123 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:36,590 I'm still workshopping the name. So, anyway, moving on. 124 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,758 Here's how my tournament will work. 125 00:12:38,884 --> 00:12:43,805 You will compete in multiple rounds, each unique and more deadly than the last. 126 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,807 If you survive, you advance. 127 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,810 The last driver behind the wheel gets their wish granted. 128 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,229 You're not going to make it till sundown, Grimpletons. 129 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,524 I know there's still some tension from the qualifier, 130 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,818 but I have one very important rule. 131 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,362 No killing outside of an official round. 132 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,364 - What? What the... - If you do-- 133 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:04,868 If you do you'll be disqualified from my tournament. 134 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,829 - This s***s s***t! - You're not outside the walls anymore. 135 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:11,416 There are rules here, but there are also perks. 136 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:15,587 For one, I provided delightful accommodations for you. 137 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:27,057 Great. High school. Again. 138 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:30,769 First stop in orientation, medical. 139 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,564 390. Name? 140 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:37,817 - Sweet Tooth. - Vehicle name? 141 00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,319 Also Sweet Tooth. 142 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,987 Okay. 143 00:13:43,156 -->...