How.To.Make.It.In.America.S01E08.Never.Say.Die.1080p.HMAX.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-Dooky_track3_[eng] Subtitles

At 00:00:15,986, Character said: ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

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At 00:00:18,287, Character said: ♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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At 00:00:20,222, Character said: -
-

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At 00:00:22,623, Character said: ♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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At 00:00:24,894, Character said:

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At 00:00:26,428, Character said: ♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

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At 00:00:29,131, Character said: ♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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At 00:00:30,632, Character said: ♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

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At 00:00:32,534, Character said: ♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

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At 00:00:37,608, Character said: ♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

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At 00:00:41,343, Character said: ♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

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At 00:00:45,581, Character said:

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At 00:00:48,820, Character said:

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At 00:00:51,053, Character said: ♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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At 00:00:53,088, Character said: ♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

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At 00:00:55,357, Character said: ♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

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At 00:01:15,112, Character said: I washed it.

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At 00:01:17,114, Character said: Mira.

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At 00:01:19,581, Character said: In case you have
to wear it today.

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At 00:01:22,217, Character said: Thank you, Grandma.

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At 00:01:23,619, Character said: Sí.

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At 00:01:51,048, Character said: Are you sneaking out?

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At 00:01:52,848, Character said: What? Oh, God. No.

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At 00:01:55,819, Character said: - Sorry if I woke you.
- It’s fine.

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At 00:02:01,325, Character said: I’d offer you some coffee,
but the pot broke.

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At 00:02:03,759, Character said: Oh, really?

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At 00:02:05,027, Character said: The vintage Joe DiMaggio
Mr. Coffee?

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At 00:02:06,494, Character said: - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, man. Sorry.

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At 00:02:08,096, Character said: You loved that thing.

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At 00:02:09,531, Character said: Yeah, I did,
until it shattered

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At 00:02:10,966, Character said: and almost took a finger.

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At 00:02:12,434, Character said: - That s***s.
- Yeah.

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At 00:02:19,675, Character said: S***t happens.

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At 00:02:21,276, Character said: Yeah. It does.

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At 00:02:33,891, Character said: So...

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At 00:02:37,558, Character said: - ...it was good seeing you.
- Yup.

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At 00:02:39,194, Character said: It was good
to see you too.

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At 00:02:44,168, Character said: - Okay.
- Bye.

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At 00:03:07,559, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:03:08,490, Character said: How are you feeling today?

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At 00:03:09,824, Character said: - Been better. You?
- All good.

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At 00:03:11,860, Character said: We need to talk to the cops and
see what they g***t on the truck,

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At 00:03:14,329, Character said: so meet me at the
police station, a’ight?

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At 00:03:15,730, Character said: Hurry up, I don’t g***t time
to f***k around.

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At 00:03:17,399, Character said: Whoa, whoa, who is this?

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At 00:03:18,934, Character said: What have you done
with my friend Cam?

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At 00:03:20,635, Character said: Your friend Cam is now
a slave to his cousin Rene,

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At 00:03:23,038, Character said: so you know what that means.

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At 00:03:24,739, Character said: What the hell
is a Rasta Monsta, anyway?

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At 00:03:26,507, Character said: - It’s an energy drink.
- Never heard of it.

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At 00:03:28,610, Character said: That was the point
of the truck.

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At 00:03:29,979, Character said: Right. It says here
it’s been insured

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At 00:03:32,047, Character said: as a work of art.

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At 00:03:33,582, Character said: It was?

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At 00:03:34,982, Character said: Apparently it had a mural
of a skeleton with dreadlocks

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At 00:03:38,787, Character said: getting pulled by a team
of angry pit bulls. Lovely.

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At 00:03:41,890, Character said: So nobody you interviewed
outside the diner saw anything?

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At 00:03:44,927, Character said: Nope. They never do.

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At 00:03:49,700, Character said: These cops need to step it up.

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At 00:03:51,433, Character said: My tax dollars
pay for their salary.

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At 00:03:53,902, Character said: What?

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At 00:03:55,236, Character said: Your tax dollars.
But still.

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At 00:03:58,808, Character said: Well, one of us needs
to call Haraki

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At 00:04:00,542, Character said: and tell him we’re not
delivering the T-shirts today.

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At 00:04:02,577, Character said: Ben, the day
still isn’t over.

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At 00:04:04,546, Character said: Either way, it’s not going
to happen today.

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At 00:04:06,282, Character said: No way.

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At 00:04:07,849, Character said: Yeah, I guess the right thing
to do is cancel

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At 00:04:10,851, Character said: and keep the relationship good
and open for the future, right?

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At 00:04:13,155, Character said: Yeah. I mean, that’s a better
look for Crisp

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At 00:04:14,889, Character said: than just flaking completely,
you know?

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At 00:04:16,491, Character said: I’ll call Haraki
and I’ll tell him.

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At 00:04:17,825, Character said: All right. Well, let me
buy you breakfast first.

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At 00:04:19,728, Character said: - I can’t.
- What?

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At 00:04:21,731, Character said: I gotta work.

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At 00:04:26,334, Character said: Good morning, gorgeous.

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At 00:04:28,203, Character said: Good morning, Edie.

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At 00:04:29,437, Character said: Is this a happy call
or a sad call?

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At 00:04:31,940, Character said: Are you available
to meet me at the hotel?

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At 00:04:34,743, Character said: - Yes, I **.
- Okay.

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At 00:04:36,477, Character said: So see you there in,
like, an hour?

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At 00:04:39,281, Character said: There’s a bonus in this for you, sweetie.

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At 00:04:42,017, Character said: Bye, Edie.

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At 00:04:43,818, Character said: How much for a billboard
on Houston?

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At 00:04:45,720, Character said: Are you f***g
kidding me, man?

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At 00:04:47,522, Character said: That’s a lot of f***g money, bro.

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At 00:04:49,624, Character said: S***t, for $200
and a bag of weed,

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At 00:04:51,726, Character said: I can hire this hood rat
that lives in my building

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At 00:04:53,994, Character said: who’ll climb up, you know,
paint a nice mural, man,

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At 00:04:56,331, Character said: right on top
of the Calvin Klein ad.

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At 00:04:57,966, Character said: You think that’d make
the company look too ghetto?

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At 00:05:00,664, Character said: Oh, f***k.

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At 00:05:01,704, Character said: Yeah, you’re probably right.

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At 00:05:03,238, Character said: Will you please hold on
a second?

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At 00:05:04,573, Character said: What the f***k is this, bro?

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At 00:05:06,675, Character said: I said egg whites,
not egg yellows.

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At 00:05:08,843, Character said: - Are you f***g color-blind?
- They’re egg beaters.

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At 00:05:11,145, Character said: They lady said egg beaters are
the same thing as egg whites.

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At 00:05:13,583, Character said: It’s not the same thing.

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At 00:05:15,350, Character said: Look, can you learn
to follow directions

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At 00:05:17,352, Character said: before I turn into
a Cam beater?

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At 00:05:18,787, Character said: Mm-hmm.

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At 00:05:19,983, Character said: I’m-- I’m so sorry.

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At 00:05:21,589, Character said: Yeah, my little cousin
just started working for me.

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At 00:05:23,593, Character said: He’s half retarded.

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At 00:05:45,249, Character said: Hello.

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At 00:05:46,748, Character said: Hey, how you doing, man?
It’s Cam Calderon from Crisp.

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At 00:05:49,050, Character said: I thought you were coming
to deliver last night.
What happened to you?

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At 00:05:52,220, Character said: Well, we had a little problem
with the shipping on our end.

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At 00:05:54,589, Character said: Oh, I hope the problem
is cleared up.

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At 00:05:57,492, Character said: Are you bringing me
my shirts today?

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At 00:06:01,465, Character said: Of course we are.
Yeah.

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At 00:06:02,998, Character said: Yeah, you’ll have them
by tonight.

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At 00:06:04,633, Character said: If your shirts sell
like I think they can,

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At 00:06:06,734, Character said: I want to back up the order
with some hooded sweatshirts.

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At 00:06:10,272, Character said: We can do that. We’re already
working on some hoodies,

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At 00:06:12,575, Character said: so that’s perfect.

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At 00:06:13,909, Character said: - Just let me know how many.
- Good.

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At 00:06:15,843, Character said: My assistant will call you soon
to tell you where to drop off.

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At 00:06:18,514, Character said: Thank you, Haraki.

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At 00:06:23,854, Character said: Who steals a delivery truck
like that?

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At 00:06:25,687, Character said: That’s, like, some serious
crackhead s***t.

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At 00:06:27,322, Character said: - I think Cam and I are cursed.
- Shut up. You’re not cursed.

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At 00:06:30,492, Character said: - Stop.
- Well, we’re not blessed.

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At 00:06:32,061, Character said: Did I ever tell you
the story about my uncle Julius?

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At 00:06:33,995, Character said: - No, I don’t think you did.
- Aww, man.

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At 00:06:35,597, Character said: He was the coolest dude
back in Cleveland.

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At 00:06:37,365, Character said: Everybody loved him,
a’ight?

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At 00:06:38,866, Character said: He’s g***t nine kids
and he drove the bus.

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At 00:06:40,535, Character said: The dude was never not happy.

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At 00:06:42,404, Character said: What happened to him?

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At 00:06:43,738, Character said: He won $2 million
in the lottery,

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At 00:06:45,040, Character said: and then g***t severely depressed,
all right?

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At 00:06:47,609, Character said: Lost it all
within the year,

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At 00:06:49,178, Character said: and now he’s back to driving
the bus, happy as hell.

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At 00:06:51,646, Character said: - You lost me, man.
- All right, dude.
Let me just tell you.

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At 00:06:54,550, Character said: Things come and go.

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