One-punch Man S01E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:25,540, Character said: What on earth!

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At 00:00:29,580, Character said: Look at that!

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At 00:00:57,920, Character said: It's closing in!

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At 00:00:59,710, Character said: Who's available?

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At 00:01:00,920, Character said: We have word that Lightning Max
and Smile Man are on their way.

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At 00:01:04,750, Character said: Get me that threat level assessment!

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At 00:01:12,790, Character said: As you can see, loud explosions
are going off behind me!

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At 00:01:15,580, Character said: The damage left by the monster
is at an unprecedented scale.

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At 00:01:19,040, Character said: HUGE EXPLOSION IN CITY A
The Heroes Association is currently
analyzing the threat level-

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At 00:01:26,880, Character said: Guess I'll go.

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At 00:01:41,710, Character said: JUSTICE ENFORCEMENT

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At 00:01:47,290, Character said: Daddy! Mommy!

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At 00:02:07,420, Character said: And who do we have here?

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At 00:02:13,670, Character said: Just a guy who's a hero for fun.

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At 00:02:17,290, Character said: What kind...

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At 00:02:18,960, Character said: of half-assed backstory is that?

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At 00:02:21,830, Character said: I was formed from
the constant stream of pollution

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At 00:02:24,080, Character said: with which you humans
have suffused the earth.

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At 00:02:26,580, Character said: I ** Vaccine Man!

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At 00:02:28,920, Character said: The Earth is a single living organism.

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At 00:02:31,750, Character said: You humans are nothing but
a disease-causing bacteria

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At 00:02:35,170, Character said: eating away at her lifeforce.

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At 00:02:37,500, Character said: In order to obliterate humans
and their evil civilization,

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At 00:02:41,710, Character said: the Earth has given birth to me!

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At 00:02:45,790, Character said: You say you do this for fun?
For fun?

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At 00:02:49,420, Character said: How dare you confront me,
Mother Earth's apostle,

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At 00:02:52,080, Character said: for that inane reason?!

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At 00:02:53,670, Character said: Yet, what more could be
expected from a hu-

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At 00:03:07,670, Character said: Not again...
All it took was one punch!

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At 00:03:11,290, Character said: D***N IT!

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At 00:04:47,420, Character said: THREE YEARS EARLIER

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At 00:04:51,330, Character said: - A monster!
- Run!

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At 00:04:56,380, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:04:57,750, Character said: You sure you
don't want to run away?

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At 00:05:06,040, Character said: I bet you're a newly employed
businessman already tired of work.

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At 00:05:09,500, Character said: I ate too much crab and
transformed into this, Crablante!

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At 00:05:14,130, Character said: Why aren't you running?

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At 00:05:18,250, Character said: You've g***t a death wish.

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At 00:05:20,540, Character said: Is that it?

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At 00:05:22,130, Character said: Well, not quite.

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At 00:05:25,290, Character said: I'm no businessman. I'm unemployed.
Right now, I'm looking for a job.

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At 00:05:31,710, Character said: I had another interview today
and g***t rejected royally.

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At 00:05:35,750, Character said: I couldn't care less about anything.

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At 00:05:39,000, Character said: So I'm in no mood to run

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At 00:05:41,170, Character said: just because the mighty Crablante
has appeared.

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At 00:05:46,880, Character said: So, what'll happen if I don't run?

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At 00:05:52,210, Character said: Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine.

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At 00:05:55,000, Character said: From one set of lifeless eyes
to another, I'll let you go.

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At 00:05:59,630, Character said: Besides, right now...

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At 00:06:01,420, Character said: I'm hunting different prey.

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At 00:06:05,130, Character said: A big-chinned brat.

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At 00:06:07,330, Character said: And when I find him,
I'm gonna rip his arms off!

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At 00:06:24,750, Character said: What're you looking at?

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At 00:06:26,460, Character said: A big-chinned brat...
If he's caught, he's dead!

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At 00:06:31,000, Character said: Hey, kid. Were you messing
with a big crab monster?

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At 00:06:34,460, Character said: Huh?

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At 00:06:36,380, Character said: He was asleep in the park,

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At 00:06:38,130, Character said: so I drew some n***s on him
with my marker.

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At 00:06:40,920, Character said: It's definitely him...

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At 00:06:42,960, Character said: He has no idea what he's done.
What do I do? I could still help...

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At 00:06:49,670, Character said: But man, this kid isn't cute at all.

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At 00:06:52,290, Character said: It's none of my business...
I should just walk away.

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At 00:06:57,210, Character said: Right. I mean, who really cares?

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At 00:07:02,250, Character said: I found you!

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At 00:07:07,960, Character said: What the hell ** I doing?

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At 00:07:10,080, Character said: Huh!

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At 00:07:12,210, Character said: Kid, he's after you!
Get outta here!

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At 00:07:17,790, Character said: Don't worry about me. Just go!

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At 00:07:20,830, Character said: B-But...

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At 00:07:23,460, Character said: My soccer ball...

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At 00:07:24,830, Character said: Your ball?!

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At 00:07:28,080, Character said: Hey, what's the big idea?

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At 00:07:31,080, Character said: Don't tell me you're gonna
protect that stinkin' brat!

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At 00:07:34,540, Character said: Come on, you're gonna kill him
over some harmless prank?

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At 00:07:38,960, Character said: Think about this!

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At 00:07:41,790, Character said: I've already mutilated lots of people.

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At 00:07:44,380, Character said: Whoever makes fun of
the way I look pays the price.

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At 00:07:47,130, Character said: No exceptions.

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At 00:07:50,380, Character said: By the way, that brat drew
n***s on my body.

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At 00:07:56,170, Character said: With a permanent marker!

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At 00:07:58,040, Character said: Look at these claws!
I can't even use a towel to wipe it off!

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At 00:08:02,000, Character said: Get in my way, and I'll make sure
you never go job hunting again!

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At 00:08:18,210, Character said: It just came to me.

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At 00:08:20,170, Character said: You look exactly like a villain
from this anime I used to watch!

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At 00:08:32,170, Character said: Die.

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At 00:08:39,000, Character said: Hold it right there.

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At 00:08:40,630, Character said: In this age of declining birth rates,
I can't just let you kill a kid.

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At 00:08:46,750, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:08:48,210, Character said: When I was a little boy,
I wanted to be a hero.

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At 00:08:52,040, Character said: Not a businessman,

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At 00:08:53,790, Character said: but a hero who could send
rotten villains like you flying

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At 00:08:56,130, Character said: with one punch.

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At 00:08:58,630, Character said: Screw looking for a job!

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At 00:09:01,080, Character said: Bring it on!

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At 00:09:03,040, Character said: Some hero you are!

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At 00:09:07,790, Character said: You're pathetic!

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At 00:09:10,460, Character said: You don't stand
a chance against me.

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At 00:09:14,290, Character said: Your life ends...now!

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At 00:09:42,040, Character said: Has it really been three years
since then?

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At 00:09:49,750, Character said: After that day,
I trained so hard I went bald.

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At 00:09:54,420, Character said: I became so powerful,
no one can beat me.

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At 00:09:57,210, Character said: I'm the hero I dreamed of becoming.

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At 00:10:00,580, Character said: So what is this? What's wrong?

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At 00:10:05,040, Character said: Why does my heart feel so empty?

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At 00:10:09,080, Character said: 482 yen, please.

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At 00:10:11,250, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:10:13,420, Character said: Oh, hang on.

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At 00:10:21,420, Character said: I have 82 yen.

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At 00:10:47,580, Character said: Incredible...

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At 00:10:49,250, Character said: This is incredible, little brother!

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At 00:10:52,380, Character said: I never thought it would work so well.

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At 00:10:56,920, Character said: Yes, it's more than
I ever imagined, big brother.

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At 00:11:02,960, Character said: My goal was to become
the strongest man in the world.

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At 00:11:08,130, Character said: The strongest man.

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At 00:11:10,040, Character said: That was my dream.

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At 00:11:14,210, Character said: At last, the ultimate steroid,
"Biceps King," is complete!

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At 00:11:20,130, Character said: Little brother!

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At 00:11:21,920, Character said: Drink this and you will obtain
the power you've been seeking!

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At 00:11:26,080, Character said: What? Drink that?

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At 00:11:28,790, Character said: Indeed! I added strawberry flavoring,
to make it go down easier.

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At 00:11:33,500, Character said: Brother...

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At 00:11:41,210, Character said: Yes, this will do!

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At 00:11:45,040, Character said: My brains and your brawn!

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At 00:11:47,330, Character said: By combining the greatest of minds
and the strongest of bodies,

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At 00:11:50,790, Character said: we brothers will conquer everything
on earth

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At 00:11:55,170, Character said: and rule as kings!

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At 00:12:04,040, Character said: I-Incredible!

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At 00:12:06,290, Character said: Well done, little brother.
Thousands have perished!

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At 00:12:09,670, Character said: Now, on to the next town
to destroy it as well!

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At 00:12:14,920, Character said: This! This is it, big bro.
This is what I was looking for...

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At 00:12:19,170, Character said: To be the strongest man.

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At 00:12:21,420, Character said: This is an emergency
evacuation warning.

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At 00:12:25,080, Character said: A giant creature has
appeared in City D.

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At 00:12:29,580, Character said: The creature is currently
heading towards City B.

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At 00:12:34,000, Character said: All residents of the area,
please evacuate immediately.

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At 00:12:38,290, Character said: I repeat, the giant creature
is currently heading for-

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At 00:12:42,130, Character said: Yes, that's right! Scatter like rats!

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At 00:12:45,000, Character said: Get them!

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At 00:12:46,420, Character said: I'm the strongest man,

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At 00:12:48,290, Character said: I'm the strongest man,
I'm the strongest man.

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At 00:12:52,170, Character said: What do you think, brother?

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At 00:12:54,420, Character said: Yeah, how's it feel
being the strongest?

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At 00:12:56,670, Character said: What?!

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At 00:12:57,710, Character said: There's someone on your shoulder!

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At 00:13:00,210, Character said: Put some pants on.

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At 00:13:02,960, Character said: That guy on your shoulder! Kill him!

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