Mona Wales - Troublemaker Subtitles

At 00:00:07,790, Character said: You know, darling, you know how I love
to play with the boy who drops off our

2
At 00:00:12,370, Character said: cleaning. You love frat guys, don't you?

3
At 00:00:15,290, Character said: I suppose I do. He's my second this
year. But he's

4
At 00:00:21,830, Character said: particularly handsome.

5
At 00:00:23,930, Character said: Young, blonde, curvy hair.

6
At 00:00:28,970, Character said: So tell me, what happened

7
At 00:00:35,890, Character said: last week?

8
At 00:00:54,600, Character said: Can't you just write them an email?

9
At 00:00:56,700, Character said: Chadwick. Do not call me that. My mother
called me that.

10
At 00:00:59,960, Character said: Your mother is an insightful woman. She
warned me you were a coward.

11
At 00:01:06,960, Character said: Real mature.

12
At 00:01:08,000, Character said: Come on, let's go.

13
At 00:01:13,660, Character said: Lucian came by with the cleaning, and I
asked him if he wouldn't mind hanging it

14
At 00:01:18,700, Character said: up in our closet, and I left a... of my
panties all wet and warm from my o***m

15
At 00:01:25,470, Character said: for him to find.

16
At 00:01:26,870, Character said: What did he do?

17
At 00:01:28,910, Character said: I found my panties moved into the
bathroom.

18
At 00:01:32,510, Character said: They were wet and dripping, and I opened
up the toilet seat to find the remnants

19
At 00:01:38,830, Character said: of his o***m dripping into the bowl.

20
At 00:01:42,410, Character said: God, he stroked himself with your wet
panties.

21
At 00:01:46,530, Character said: Mm -hmm. I haven't groomed him for weeks
now.

22
At 00:01:50,080, Character said: Sometimes I leave him panties, sometimes
a bra, sometimes a base body suit.

23
At 00:01:56,020, Character said: But this morning, I wanted to seal the
deal.

24
At 00:02:01,340, Character said: I'm so blissfully tired.

25
At 00:02:04,060, Character said: He just left ten minutes ago.

26
At 00:02:06,720, Character said: Are you okay?

27
At 00:02:10,240, Character said: Come on.

28
At 00:02:24,220, Character said: Oh, that must be Lucien, here for round
two.

29
At 00:02:28,840, Character said: Have fun, babe.

30
At 00:02:32,400, Character said: Call me when you're through.

31
At 00:02:33,900, Character said: And remember, no touching until I call
back.

32
At 00:02:39,900, Character said: I love you.

33
At 00:02:43,040, Character said: Love you.

34
At 00:02:53,450, Character said: Don't be mad. I love you.

35
At 00:02:57,430, Character said: Stand by me, okay?

36
At 00:03:04,190, Character said: Oh, hey guys. This is unexpected.

37
At 00:03:07,690, Character said: Hello.

38
At 00:03:10,430, Character said: To what do I owe the pleasure? You look
well. How have you been?

39
At 00:03:15,490, Character said: We'd like to speak to you and your
husband, please.

40
At 00:03:18,290, Character said: Oh, well, you can speak to me, but
Sterling's at work.

41
At 00:03:21,470, Character said: It's a Sunday.

42
At 00:03:23,380, Character said: He's in sales. He travels.

43
At 00:03:25,580, Character said: Why didn't you tell me that before I
came all the way out here?

44
At 00:03:28,320, Character said: How was I supposed to know? I don't keep
a schedule.

45
At 00:03:30,880, Character said: Is there something I could help you
with?

46
At 00:03:34,120, Character said: No, not really.

47
At 00:03:35,400, Character said: When is Sterling going to be back?

48
At 00:03:37,480, Character said: My wife, the both of us, would like to
speak with him.

49
At 00:03:43,680, Character said: Well, he won't be back for a while. Do
you guys want to come in and have a

50
At 00:03:48,820, Character said: drink? No.

51
At 00:03:50,880, Character said: No. Thank you.

52
At 00:03:55,380, Character said: Right.

53
At 00:03:56,740, Character said: We gotta get back to the sitter. The
sitter leaves at 12 noon o 'clock.

54
At 00:04:03,860, Character said: Oh, you guys are so lucky.

55
At 00:04:08,000, Character said: Sterling and I would love to have
children someday.

56
At 00:04:10,900, Character said: Yeah, our kids keep us busy, don't they,
Brie? Mm -hmm.

57
At 00:04:15,380, Character said: And they're so full of love.

58
At 00:04:18,720, Character said: Yes.

59
At 00:04:21,920, Character said: So strong because of our children.

60
At 00:04:24,200, Character said: I would say the bond is impenetrable.

61
At 00:04:30,480, Character said: Impenetrable.

62
At 00:04:32,100, Character said: Anyways, so my wife and I are here
because we know that you and Sterling

63
At 00:04:38,300, Character said: to Wisconsin.

64
At 00:04:40,160, Character said: Oh, yes. We just love it here. Thank you
both so much for being so warm and

65
At 00:04:45,900, Character said: welcoming.

66
At 00:04:48,400, Character said: Yes, well... I'm sure there are plenty
of cultural differences between coming

67
At 00:04:53,640, Character said: from New York City to our rural little
town.

68
At 00:04:57,040, Character said: What do you mean?

69
At 00:04:58,440, Character said: What my wife means is that, you know,
you're from New York City, and they're

70
At 00:05:04,340, Character said: just so warm and caring, and they're
physical.

71
At 00:05:09,500, Character said: Wouldn't you say?

72
At 00:05:10,920, Character said: Well, I've been there a few times, and
I'm amazed at how strangers will just

73
At 00:05:15,080, Character said: up to you and hug you like they're your
husband.

74
At 00:05:18,200, Character said: Oh, yeah. I mean... Sterling and I are
huggers.

75
At 00:05:21,890, Character said: Well, people in New York are very
bohemian, very loose with their

76
At 00:05:27,290, Character said: wouldn't you say, hon?

77
At 00:05:28,650, Character said: And I've heard that Australians aren't
much better.

78
At 00:05:32,090, Character said: Isn't that right, Mona?

79
At 00:05:34,170, Character said: Do you mean to say that people in the
Midwest are more reserved than people

80
At 00:05:40,590, Character said: New York City or Australia?

81
At 00:05:44,150, Character said: Absolutely.

82
At 00:05:46,070, Character said: That's why we're here.

83
At 00:05:47,290, Character said: You know, the etiquette is just to...

84
At 00:05:49,390, Character said: Just a little different.

85
At 00:05:51,910, Character said: You know, and, you know, in other
places, you know, etiquette might, you

86
At 00:05:56,490, Character said: seem like it's a little more, that kind
of closeness should be more for, like,

87
At 00:06:02,430, Character said: reserved for the partners.

88
At 00:06:05,970, Character said: And I think the harsh truth is we're not
comfortable with it either.

89
At 00:06:11,050, Character said: Yikes, okay.

90
At 00:06:12,290, Character said: I get it. No hugging.

91
At 00:06:14,370, Character said: And nothing going past the hug is
appropriate.

92
At 00:06:17,020, Character said: Especially if you're a woman with
another woman's husband.

93
At 00:06:20,780, Character said: What?

94
At 00:06:22,220, Character said: Kissing, I mean. The kissing and hugging
is problematic.

95
At 00:06:26,180, Character said: Oh, oh, you were... You're talking
about... See, the thing is, I was just

96
At 00:06:32,940, Character said: to peck him on the cheek, and he turned
his face at the wrong time, and I just

97
At 00:06:38,300, Character said: accidentally g***t him, but it was
nothing. It was just closed -lip peck.

98
At 00:06:42,200, Character said: timing, really.

99
At 00:06:43,500, Character said: It was just a, you know...

100
At 00:06:45,550, Character said: Very unromantic -like, you know,
scaredy.

101
At 00:06:49,170, Character said: It was completely unromantic. It was the
kind of kiss that you'd give your dog

102
At 00:06:54,090, Character said: or your child or your father. Let's stop
beating around the bush, Mona.

103
At 00:06:58,150, Character said: I heard from Allie, who heard from
Marie, who heard from Janice, that an

104
At 00:07:02,370, Character said: anonymous co -worker of yours knew that
you were sleeping with your boss.

105
At 00:07:06,190, Character said: Oh, no.

106
At 00:07:07,650, Character said: Excuse me? Excuse me! I want you to
admit that you were trying to sleep with

107
At 00:07:11,690, Character said: husband at your holiday party. Just you.

108
At 00:07:14,280, Character said: Come to my home to insult you?

109
At 00:07:15,840, Character said: No, no, no.

110
At 00:07:16,700, Character said: What she's saying is that people say the
damnedest things and to not worry about

111
At 00:07:22,420, Character said: it. Well, maybe if Mona wasn't trying to
sleep with every guy in town, there

112
At 00:07:26,060, Character said: wouldn't be so much gossip.

113
At 00:07:27,500, Character said: Fran, please.

114
At 00:07:29,500, Character said: And please, thank you so much for
stopping by.

115
At 00:07:34,300, Character said: I think it's time for you to leave now.

116
At 00:07:38,220, Character said: Oh, that's rich.

117
At 00:07:40,350, Character said: So one day we're your new best friends,
and the next it's all, get the hell out

118
At 00:07:43,270, Character said: of my house?

119
At 00:07:45,250, Character said: You have insulted me in every
conceivable way, and I have nothing left

120
At 00:07:52,210, Character said: Okay, goodbye, Mona.

121
At 00:07:54,310, Character said: Have a nice life, s***t.

122
At 00:08:29,300, Character said: Mona?

123
At 00:08:30,680, Character said: Chad?

124
At 00:08:31,940, Character said: Hi. Chad, I wouldn't want to offend your
Midwestern culture.

125
At 00:08:38,240, Character said: Here, it's rose chocolates.

126
At 00:08:40,559, Character said: I know that you liked them the last time
you came over. It's from me and

127
At 00:08:45,060, Character said: Brianne.

128
At 00:08:51,800, Character said: I would probably try and put those in
the fridge. They'll probably melt.

129
At 00:09:05,320, Character said: I just, I wanted to apologize. I came
here to apologize because I

130
At 00:09:11,800, Character said: just wish the conversation yesterday
just never happened.

131
At 00:09:16,480, Character said: And, oh s***t, I'm just so bad at words.

132
At 00:09:19,520, Character said: I came to say that I ** deeply sorry for
what happened and

133...