Hell of a Summer Movie Subtitles

1 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,165 Wait. 2 00:00:54,022 --> 00:00:55,188 Ow, my hand! 3 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:57,391 Sorry. There was a bug on you. I'm sorry. 4 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,026 Oh, my God! 5 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,327 I'm sorry. There was a bug. 6 00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:02,030 Okay, so swat it with your hand. - Okay, okay. 7 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:02,797 Those things hurt! 8 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:03,765 I'm sorry. 9 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,941 Ow! 10 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:14,809 I'm sorry! There was another bug. 11 00:01:14,909 --> 00:01:16,678 Just wipe it away with your hand! 12 00:01:16,778 --> 00:01:18,478 There's going to be bugs. We're at the lake! 13 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,480 I think that they're attracted to the tuning. 14 00:01:20,582 --> 00:01:22,917 You don't think that this is just where they are? 15 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:25,218 No, it's just that your guitar playing, 16 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:27,254 it sounds like s***t. 17 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:28,756 What do you want to hear? 18 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:32,125 Play Pineway. 19 00:01:32,225 --> 00:01:33,193 It's too early for that, 20 00:01:33,293 --> 00:01:35,362 I'm saving it. - No, practice! 21 00:01:36,831 --> 00:01:37,966 Fine. 22 00:01:38,066 --> 00:01:39,000 Thank you. 23 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:49,309 Let's all go to Pineway. 24 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:53,213 Good times at Camp Pineway. 25 00:01:54,048 --> 00:01:57,719 Through the trees, and to the lake, 26 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:01,889 songs we sing, and the friends we make. 27 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:05,627 Every morning that we... 28 00:02:06,861 --> 00:02:08,863 Wake up, 29 00:02:08,963 --> 00:02:11,599 Pineway is the best! 30 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,702 Yay! 31 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:17,772 We did it! 32 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:19,841 Ow! I thought you were gonna kiss me. 33 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:23,878 I'm going to get more beers. 34 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:05,520 What happened to the music? 35 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,557 I zap your strumming hand too hard? 36 00:03:12,225 --> 00:03:15,930 Oh, my f***g God! 37 00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:35,950 Okay. 38 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:23,765 ♪ I remember finding out about you ♪ 39 00:04:27,869 --> 00:04:33,574 ♪ Every day, my mind is all around you ♪ 40 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:39,013 Hey! 41 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:43,050 Are you okay? 42 00:04:43,151 --> 00:04:44,519 I was cold. 43 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:55,328 Can't help but feel this is about the internship. 44 00:04:55,428 --> 00:04:57,330 Why? Do you want to do it? - No. 45 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,766 Because it's not too late for me to turn around. 46 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:00,101 Mom. 47 00:05:00,201 --> 00:05:01,636 All you have to do is just call up the firm and explain your -- 48 00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:02,870 Mom! 49 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:04,806 It's a legitimate career opportunity. 50 00:05:04,906 --> 00:05:06,274 So is this. 51 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:07,809 John and Kathy specifically asked me 52 00:05:07,909 --> 00:05:08,643 to come back this year. 53 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,813 Oh, give me a break. This isn't anything. 54 00:05:11,913 --> 00:05:13,147 You're 24 years old 55 00:05:13,247 --> 00:05:15,249 and you're still going to summer camp. 56 00:05:15,348 --> 00:05:18,186 I'm working at camp. 57 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:19,787 It's a job. 58 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:25,092 $100 a week is hardly employment. 59 00:05:27,295 --> 00:05:29,931 Bumped me up to 115. 60 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,332 ♪ Bring it home, baby ♪ 61 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,569 ♪ Make it so ♪ 62 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:39,774 ♪ I give my love to you ♪ 63 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:09,871 ♪ Look at all my love ♪ 64 00:06:09,971 --> 00:06:11,873 Welcome home. 65 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:19,614 I'm sorry I was harsh earlier. 66 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:24,151 It's just you g***t to start thinking about your future. 67 00:06:24,252 --> 00:06:26,554 I ** thinking about my future. 68 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:30,591 I mean, I have my whole life to be a lawyer, but... 69 00:06:33,094 --> 00:06:36,631 How many summers does a guy get to spend here, huh? 70 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,067 A lot, apparently. 71 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:48,009 Oh, s***t. 72 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,046 The puka's not dumb, right? 73 00:06:52,146 --> 00:06:53,881 What? No, I love the puka. 74 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:54,315 Puka's great. 75 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,016 Puka's good? 76 00:06:55,116 --> 00:06:56,050 Yeah, puka's great. 77 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,051 Right. 78 00:06:57,151 --> 00:06:58,185 I mean, if you're feeling hesitant about it, 79 00:06:58,286 --> 00:06:59,987 can I just wear one? - No, I'm gonna wear the puka. 80 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,022 Okay. 81 00:07:01,122 --> 00:07:02,723 I just want to make a good first impression. 82 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,659 I mean, this summer is gonna be huge for us. 83 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:05,760 I feel like we said that last summer. 84 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,728 Yeah, but now we're counselors. 85 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,563 Do you have any idea how much more likely it is 86 00:07:09,664 --> 00:07:11,265 that counselor chicks are gonna hook up with us? 87 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:12,233 A lot, hopefully? 88 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:14,835 Yes, exactly. A lot, hopefully. 89 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:16,604 I mean, at the very least, we're gonna hook up 90 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,072 with some older campers, right? 91 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:19,907 Women are attracted to power. 92 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:25,046 Camp Pineway, you beautiful bitches! 93 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:26,013 Whoa! 94 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,215 Let's make this the best counselor weekend yet. 95 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,718 ** I right? F***k! 96 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,219 Which way are we going? 97 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,453 Pineway! 98 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,222 Which way we f***g going?! 99 00:07:35,323 --> 00:07:36,357 Pineway! 100 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:37,490 Yes, man, yes! 101 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,194 I f***g love your car. 102 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:42,096 Where's Demi? 103 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,773 Demi. 104 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,109 Hi, Jason. 105 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:56,510 What's up? 106 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:57,545 You need a hand? 107 00:07:57,645 --> 00:08:00,114 Actually, that would be amazing, yeah. 108 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:01,549 We could... 109 00:08:08,823 --> 00:08:10,224 Could you be careful with those? 110 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:11,959 Sorry, Demi. 111 00:08:14,228 --> 00:08:15,429 Okay, see you. 112 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:18,399 It's great to see you, too. 113 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:22,003 It's just so good to be back. 114 00:08:22,937 --> 00:08:25,006 You know what they always say? 115 00:08:25,573 --> 00:08:28,175 You can't spell Pineway without "e-way." 116 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:29,910 What? 117 00:08:30,011 --> 00:08:35,249 Because I can't stay e-way from this place. 118 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,086 Okay, cool. 119 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:41,822 Yeah, well, I'm really excited that you're back. 120 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:42,823 You too! 121 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:44,759 Bye bye. 122 00:08:45,526 --> 00:08:47,561 Dammit. Ah, this door. 123 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,296 This pesky door. 124 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:55,703 Hey, guys, it's Deedee. 125 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,938 You guys have been asking for another tutorial, 126 00:08:58,039 --> 00:09:01,375 so today I'm going to teach you how to do the perfect -- 127 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,262 Bravo! 128 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:23,397 Hey, Ezra. 129 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,002 Jason, I didn't think you were coming back this year. 130 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:32,440 Yeah, well, John and Kathy needed my help, so -- 131 00:09:32,541 --> 00:09:35,709 Actually, so do I. 132 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,547 We're doing a gritty reimagining of Pinocchio this year. 133 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:39,613 Very political. 134 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,482 And I think that you may be perfect 135 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,085 for the role of old man Geppetto. 136 00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,420 No, I'm not, I'm not really much of an actor. 137 00:09:46,521 --> 00:09:49,957 Oh, no, no, no, but you have a fascinating quality, Jason. 138 00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:52,426 There's something deeply sad and broken about you. 139 00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,862 I think it'll come across nicely on stage. 140 00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:55,463 Thank you. 141 00:09:55,564 --> 00:09:56,565 You're welcome. 142 00:09:56,664 --> 00:09:57,898 Now, auditions aren't for a couple of weeks, 143 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,434 but I just wanted to plant the seed. 144 00:10:00,535 --> 00:10:02,336 And Jason! 145 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:06,307 This is not going to be the greatest theatrical production 146 00:10:06,407 --> 00:10:10,744 in Pineway's history. Boop. 147 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:16,551 I guess the whole film is just like an allegory, you know, 148 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,986 for how traumatic experiences 149 00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:21,789 just affect you in general. 150 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:23,624 I mean, s***t, Shannon, I don't even know if you know...