Hell of a Summer Subtitles

At 00:00:31,031, Character said: Wait.

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At 00:00:54,022, Character said: Ow, my hand!

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At 00:00:55,289, Character said: Sorry. There was a bug on you.
I'm sorry.

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At 00:00:57,491, Character said: Oh, my God!

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At 00:00:58,125, Character said: I'm sorry. There was a bug.

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At 00:01:00,427, Character said: Okay, so swat it with your hand.
- Okay, okay.

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At 00:01:02,129, Character said: Those things hurt!

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At 00:01:02,897, Character said: I'm sorry.

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At 00:01:11,506, Character said: Ow!

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At 00:01:13,041, Character said: I'm sorry!
There was another bug.

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At 00:01:14,909, Character said: Just wipe it away
with your hand!

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At 00:01:16,778, Character said: There's going to be bugs.
We're at the lake!

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At 00:01:18,580, Character said: I think that they're attracted
to the tuning.

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At 00:01:20,582, Character said: You don't think that this is
just where they are?

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At 00:01:23,017, Character said: No, it's just that
your guitar playing,

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At 00:01:25,319, Character said: it sounds like s***t.

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At 00:01:27,354, Character said: What do you want to hear?

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At 00:01:30,223, Character said: Play Pineway.

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At 00:01:32,225, Character said: It's too early for that,

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At 00:01:33,293, Character said: I'm saving it.
- No, practice!

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At 00:01:36,831, Character said: Fine.

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At 00:01:38,066, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:01:45,439, Character said: Let's all go
to Pineway.

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At 00:01:49,409, Character said: Good times at
Camp Pineway.

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At 00:01:54,048, Character said: Through the trees,
and to the lake,

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At 00:01:58,318, Character said: songs we sing, and
the friends we make.

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At 00:02:01,990, Character said: Every morning that we...

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At 00:02:06,861, Character said: Wake up,

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At 00:02:08,963, Character said: Pineway is the best!

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At 00:02:11,699, Character said: Yay!

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At 00:02:16,971, Character said: We did it!

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At 00:02:18,706, Character said: Ow! I thought you were
gonna kiss me.

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At 00:02:22,376, Character said: I'm going to get more beers.

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At 00:03:03,518, Character said: What happened to the music?

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At 00:03:06,386, Character said: I zap your strumming
hand too hard?

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At 00:03:12,225, Character said: Oh, my f***g God!

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At 00:03:34,916, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:04:18,325, Character said: ♪ I remember finding
out about you ♪

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At 00:04:27,869, Character said: ♪ Every day, my mind
is all around you ♪

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At 00:04:38,112, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:04:42,150, Character said: Are you okay?

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At 00:04:43,151, Character said: I was cold.

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At 00:04:51,659, Character said: Can't help but feel this is
about the internship.

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At 00:04:55,428, Character said: Why? Do you want to do it?
- No.

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At 00:04:57,430, Character said: Because it's not too late
for me to turn around.

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At 00:04:58,866, Character said: Mom.

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At 00:05:00,201, Character said: All you have to do is just call
up the firm and explain your --

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At 00:05:01,736, Character said: Mom!

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At 00:05:03,738, Character said: It's a legitimate career
opportunity.

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At 00:05:04,906, Character said: So is this.

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At 00:05:06,373, Character said: John and Kathy
specifically asked me

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At 00:05:07,909, Character said: to come back this year.

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At 00:05:08,743, Character said: Oh, give me a break.
This isn't anything.

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At 00:05:11,913, Character said: You're 24 years old

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At 00:05:13,247, Character said: and you're still going
to summer camp.

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At 00:05:15,348, Character said: I'm working at camp.

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At 00:05:18,286, Character said: It's a job.

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At 00:05:20,655, Character said: $100 a week is hardly
employment.

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At 00:05:27,295, Character said: Bumped me up to 115.

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At 00:05:30,698, Character said: ♪ Bring it home, baby ♪

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At 00:05:32,432, Character said: ♪ Make it so ♪

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At 00:05:34,669, Character said: ♪ I give my love to you ♪

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At 00:06:05,566, Character said: ♪ Look at all my love ♪

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At 00:06:09,971, Character said: Welcome home.

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At 00:06:17,545, Character said: I'm sorry I was harsh earlier.

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At 00:06:19,714, Character said: It's just you g***t to start
thinking about your future.

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At 00:06:24,252, Character said: I ** thinking about my future.

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At 00:06:26,654, Character said: I mean, I have my whole life
to be a lawyer, but...

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At 00:06:33,094, Character said: How many summers does a guy
get to spend here, huh?

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At 00:06:37,665, Character said: A lot, apparently.

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At 00:06:46,274, Character said: Oh, s***t.

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At 00:06:50,443, Character said: The puka's not dumb, right?

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At 00:06:52,146, Character said: What? No, I love the puka.

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At 00:06:53,981, Character said: Puka's great.

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At 00:06:54,414, Character said: Puka's good?

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At 00:06:55,116, Character said: Yeah, puka's great.

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At 00:06:56,150, Character said: Right.

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At 00:06:57,151, Character said: I mean, if you're feeling
hesitant about it,

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At 00:06:58,286, Character said: can I just wear one?
- No, I'm gonna wear the puka.

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At 00:07:00,087, Character said: Okay.

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At 00:07:01,122, Character said: I just want to make a good
first impression.

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At 00:07:02,823, Character said: I mean, this summer is
gonna be huge for us.

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At 00:07:04,759, Character said: I feel like we said
that last summer.

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At 00:07:05,860, Character said: Yeah, but now we're counselors.

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At 00:07:07,828, Character said: Do you have any idea how
much more likely it is

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At 00:07:09,664, Character said: that counselor chicks are
gonna hook up with us?

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At 00:07:11,365, Character said: A lot, hopefully?

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At 00:07:12,333, Character said: Yes, exactly.
A lot, hopefully.

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At 00:07:15,903, Character said: I mean, at the very least,
we're gonna hook up

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At 00:07:16,704, Character said: with some older campers,
right?

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At 00:07:18,172, Character said: Women are attracted to power.

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At 00:07:22,743, Character said: Camp Pineway,
you beautiful bitches!

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At 00:07:25,146, Character said: Whoa!

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At 00:07:26,113, Character said: Let's make this the best
counselor weekend yet.

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At 00:07:29,650, Character said: ** I right? F***k!

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At 00:07:30,818, Character said: Which way are we going?

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At 00:07:32,320, Character said: Pineway!

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At 00:07:33,554, Character said: Which way we f***g going?!

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At 00:07:35,323, Character said: Pineway!

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At 00:07:36,456, Character said: Yes, man, yes!

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At 00:07:38,458, Character said: I f***g love your car.

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At 00:07:40,928, Character said: Where's Demi?

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At 00:07:51,539, Character said: Demi.

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At 00:07:52,873, Character said: Hi, Jason.

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At 00:07:55,543, Character said: What's up?

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At 00:07:56,610, Character said: You need a hand?

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At 00:07:57,645, Character said: Actually, that would
be amazing, yeah.

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At 00:08:00,581, Character said: We could...

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At 00:08:08,823, Character said: Could you be careful with those?

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At 00:08:10,324, Character said: Sorry, Demi.

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At 00:08:14,228, Character said: Okay, see you.

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At 00:08:15,529, Character said: It's great to see you, too.

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At 00:08:18,498, Character said: It's just so good to be back.

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At 00:08:22,937, Character said: You know what they always say?

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At 00:08:25,573, Character said: You can't spell Pineway
without "e-way."

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At 00:08:28,976, Character said: What?

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At 00:08:30,011, Character said: Because I can't stay e-way
from this place.

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At 00:08:38,085, Character said: Okay, cool.

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At 00:08:39,186, Character said: Yeah, well, I'm really excited
that you're back.

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At 00:08:41,922, Character said: You too!

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At 00:08:42,923, Character said: Bye bye.

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At 00:08:45,526, Character said: Dammit. Ah, this door.

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At 00:08:47,661, Character said: This pesky door.

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At 00:08:53,834, Character said: Hey, guys, it's Deedee.

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At 00:08:55,803, Character said: You guys have been asking
for another tutorial,

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At 00:08:58,039, Character said: so today I'm going to teach you
how to do the perfect --

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At 00:09:19,326, Character said: Bravo!

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At 00:09:21,495, Character said: Hey, Ezra.

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At 00:09:26,300, Character said: Jason, I didn't think you were
coming back this year.

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At 00:09:28,702, Character said: Yeah, well, John and Kathy
needed my help, so --

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At 00:09:32,541, Character said: Actually, so do I.

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At 00:09:36,444, Character said: We're doing a gritty reimagining
of Pinocchio this year.

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At 00:09:38,646, Character said: Very political.

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At 00:09:39,713, Character said: And I think that you
may be perfect

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At 00:09:41,582, Character said: for the role of old man
Geppetto.

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At 00:09:44,185, Character said: No, I'm not, I'm not really
much of an actor.

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At 00:09:46,521, Character said: Oh, no, no, no, but you have a
fascinating quality, Jason.

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At 00:09:51,058, Character said: There's something deeply
sad and broken about you.

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At 00:09:52,527, Character said: I think it'll come across
nicely on stage.

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At 00:09:55,029, Character said: Thank you.

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At 00:09:55,564, Character said: You're welcome.

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At 00:09:56,664, Character said: Now, auditions aren't for
a couple of weeks,

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At 00:09:57,998, Character said: but I just wanted
to plant the seed.

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At 00:10:00,535, Character said: And Jason!

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At 00:10:03,137, Character said: This is not going to be the
greatest theatrical production

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At 00:10:06,407, Character said: in Pineway's history.
Boop.

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At 00:10:11,580, Character said: I guess the whole film is just
like an allegory, you know,

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At 00:10:16,650, Character said: for how traumatic
experiences

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At 00:10:19,086, Character said: just affect you in general.

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At 00:10:21,889, Character said: I mean, s***t, Shannon, I don't
even know if you know...