The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s03e18 Romancing the Phone.eng Subtitles

At 00:00:02,299, Character said: Hi, I'm Cole Sprouse, and you're
watching Disney Channel.

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At 00:00:15,680, Character said: I'm not waiting for Barbara's karate
competition.

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At 00:00:18,860, Character said: You know, what's it like having a
girlfriend who can kick your butt?

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At 00:00:23,000, Character said: She cannot kick my butt.

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At 00:00:25,480, Character said: Please, she can kick it, flip it, and
throw it across the room.

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At 00:00:29,620, Character said: You're right.

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At 00:00:30,890, Character said: I gotta learn karate.

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At 00:00:32,130, Character said: I can teach you.

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At 00:00:37,470, Character said: What? You take karate with your little
friends in kindergarten?

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At 00:00:41,330, Character said: No. My dad works on a cruise ship. And
while we were docked in Japan, I studied

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At 00:00:45,830, Character said: martial arts at the Tokusawa Academy.

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At 00:00:49,430, Character said: Yeah, and I learned to fly while my
rocket ship was docked on Mars.

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At 00:00:54,250, Character said: No, really.

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At 00:01:02,030, Character said: you kid wow can you teach me how to i

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At 00:01:08,690, Character said: could have thrown you further but i i
didn't warm up

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At 00:01:13,990, Character said: here i ** in your life

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At 00:01:19,890, Character said: here you are in mine yes we have a sweet
life

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At 00:02:08,240, Character said: a candy bar.

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At 00:02:09,800, Character said: London, for the last time, a thousand
dollar bar does not cost a thousand

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At 00:02:15,060, Character said: dollars.

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At 00:02:17,100, Character said: The Nia owes me a lot of change.

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At 00:02:19,241, Character said: I'll go put this in the lost and found.
Wait, I have an idea. You better say it

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At 00:02:23,540, Character said: quickly before it dies of loneliness.

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At 00:02:25,920, Character said: Let's check out the phone and see what
stuff is on it.

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At 00:02:29,711, Character said: That's Vivaldi.

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At 00:02:31,800, Character said: I love Vivaldi.

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At 00:02:41,001, Character said: You found your perfect match.

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At 00:02:43,740, Character said: I now pronounce you phone and wife.

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At 00:02:53,540, Character said: Isn't botany fascinating?

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At 00:02:55,380, Character said: Oh, yeah, I love flowers.

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At 00:02:57,640, Character said: How would you like to study these
tulips?

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At 00:03:05,280, Character said: Oh, that's a start.

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At 00:03:07,560, Character said: Zach, we're here to study, and you've
g***t a lot of...

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At 00:03:19,240, Character said: Looks like it's just you and me.

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At 00:03:24,200, Character said: Konnichiwa, Zack -san.

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At 00:03:27,120, Character said: Right back at you.

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At 00:03:28,660, Character said: Son and son.

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At 00:03:31,720, Character said: Travis is teaching me how to become a
master at karate so I can impress

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At 00:03:41,820, Character said: Man,

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At 00:03:45,900, Character said: I wish I could find a way to impress
Dakota.

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At 00:03:48,750, Character said: Yeah, just don't show her your report
card.

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At 00:03:54,470, Character said: That's not funny.

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At 00:03:57,250, Character said: You know, I won Barbara over by cooking
her a gourmet meal.

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At 00:04:01,050, Character said: Oh, great idea!

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At 00:04:03,050, Character said: Except I can't cook.

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At 00:04:04,990, Character said: I can help you out.

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At 00:04:06,370, Character said: I learned how to be a gourmet chef when
that ship was docked in Monte Carlo.

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At 00:04:10,270, Character said: Did you know that Monaco is also a...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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At 00:04:21,331, Character said: I'm with the Bulls in Pamplona, but
you've never been bowling?

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At 00:04:27,480, Character said: Yeah, Dad thinks it's dangerous.

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At 00:04:29,720, Character said: Go figure.

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At 00:04:32,020, Character said: What? You g***t yourself a deal.

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At 00:04:38,940, Character said: Why'd you do that?

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At 00:04:40,700, Character said: Lesson number one.

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At 00:04:42,100, Character said: Expect the unexpected.

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At 00:04:45,480, Character said: Yeah, you know, I'd write that down, but
my hand is numb.

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At 00:04:52,120, Character said: That's not funny.

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At 00:04:55,600, Character said: Pardon me, miss. I lost the phone here
yesterday.

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At 00:04:59,000, Character said: And I found one.

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At 00:05:00,600, Character said: It must be Kismet.

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At 00:05:02,140, Character said: No, it's David.

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At 00:05:04,980, Character said: Hi, David.

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At 00:05:09,540, Character said: Well, thank you.

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At 00:05:11,840, Character said: You know, I'm a cellist. On my way to
perform Vivaldi's Four Seasons.

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At 00:05:16,100, Character said: Would you be my guest?

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At 00:05:18,300, Character said: I'd love to.

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At 00:05:29,200, Character said: Where did you get it?

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At 00:05:31,840, Character said: Where did you get it?

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At 00:05:35,060, Character said: Where did you get it?

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At 00:05:37,560, Character said: From the dirty clothes pile?

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At 00:05:41,760, Character said: We ran out of quarters.

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At 00:05:43,740, Character said: Sorry. I was just dreaming about this
guy whose phone I found.

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At 00:05:48,140, Character said: He's a rich, charming cellist who works
to save the rainforest.

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At 00:05:53,740, Character said: You can tell all that from a phone?

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At 00:05:55,660, Character said: And more.

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At 00:05:57,040, Character said: This Thursday.

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At 00:05:58,220, Character said: He's volunteering at the Feed the Needy
Foundation.

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At 00:06:00,920, Character said: That's my favorite charity. They catered
my aunt's wedding.

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At 00:06:05,380, Character said: I wish you registered a pawn shop.

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At 00:06:08,900, Character said: Maybe.

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At 00:06:21,620, Character said: Oh, wow, impressive. You could beat up a
pillow.

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At 00:06:27,281, Character said: Taught me a lot.

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At 00:06:29,230, Character said: You've only had two lessons. What could
he have taught you?

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At 00:06:31,830, Character said: The sleep of the striking cobra. There's
no such thing as the sleep... Wow.

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At 00:06:38,510, Character said: It worked.

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At 00:06:40,950, Character said: Come in.

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At 00:06:43,310, Character said: Hey, Barbara.

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At 00:06:44,610, Character said: Hey, Cody.

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At 00:06:46,390, Character said: Why are you wearing a gi?

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At 00:06:47,610, Character said: Well, I'm learning karate, too.

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At 00:06:49,590, Character said: I've been practicing on Zach.

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At 00:06:51,550, Character said: Ah, sleep of the striking cobra.

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At 00:06:54,270, Character said: Yeah, and I've learned much more than
that. Check this out.

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At 00:07:09,100, Character said: if I can beat you up.

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At 00:07:10,340, Character said: Because I'm the guy and you're the girl.

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At 00:07:12,400, Character said: And the guys are supposed to be tougher.

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At 00:07:14,460, Character said: And by the way, you're bruising my
sternum.

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At 00:07:18,280, Character said: What a sexist attitude.

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At 00:07:20,600, Character said: I thought you were more evolved than
that.

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At 00:07:22,800, Character said: I **, it's just... I don't want people
to think that I'm the weaker s***x.

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At 00:07:27,880, Character said: Oh, so do I have to be weak to be with
you?

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At 00:07:50,700, Character said: I charged the battery. Hey, thanks for
saving my phone.

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At 00:07:53,640, Character said: Now I'm off to save the rainforest.

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At 00:07:57,120, Character said: All by yourself?

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At 00:07:58,840, Character said: Actually, I was hoping to take along a
spunky blonde.

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At 00:08:27,600, Character said: I'm having another fantasy about the guy
who owns that phone.

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At 00:08:30,760, Character said: Madeline, if you found the phone, you
must put it in lost and found. No!

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At 00:08:34,659, Character said: It would break my heart if the phone
rang and someone else answered it.

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At 00:08:39,510, Character said: I'll get it.

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At 00:08:41,440, Character said: What? Hello?

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At 00:08:43,039, Character said: Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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At 00:08:44,620, Character said: Okie dokie. Bye, David.

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At 00:08:47,000, Character said: That was David.

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At 00:08:49,560, Character said: Really?

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At 00:08:51,120, Character said: What did he say?

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At 00:08:52,700, Character said: He's coming to pick up his phone at
five.

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At 00:09:16,291, Character said: Maddie? What are you still doing here?

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At 00:09:20,130, Character said: David didn't show up.

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At 00:09:21,710, Character said: Oh, I'm sorry.

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At 00:09:23,550, Character said: How could he have not shown up?

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At 00:09:25,051, Character said: This is the night we're supposed to
finally meet and fall in love and swing

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At 00:09:28,790, Character said: on a vine.

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At 00:09:30,930, Character said: Honey, I love that you are a true
romantic, but did it ever occur to you

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At 00:09:35,550, Character said: maybe to him... is just picking up a
phone.

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At 00:09:38,370, Character said: Oh, no, no, no. We're meant to be
together.

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At 00:09:40,750, Character said: We both love Evaldi and Van Gogh and the
Rainforest.

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At 00:10:35,101, Character said: Yesterday? Tomorrow?

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At 00:10:37,220, Character said: I really don't care.

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At 00:10:39,680, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:10:40,731, Character said: Cody, we still on for bowling later?

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At 00:10:42,900, Character said: Yeah, yeah, sure.

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At 00:10:43,980, Character said: But first, I need a favor.

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At 00:10:46,020, Character said: Do you know anything about Japanese tea
ceremonies?

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At 00:10:48,820, Character said: What don't I know?

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At 00:10:49,871, Character said: First documented in the Edo period, tea
ceremonies... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get

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