Come to My Bedside (Der ma vaere en sengekant!) (1975) Subtitles

00:00:19,461 --> 00:00:30,COME TO MY BEDSIDE

00:01:44,981 --> 00:01:49,- No! No! No, I don't want to...!
- You could try.

00:01:49,534 --> 00:01:50,No! I won't do it.

00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:55,- Only a little s***k, for fun?
- No, it's unnatural!

00:01:56,066 --> 00:02:00,- One reads about it every day. Just try it.
- No...!

00:02:04,084 --> 00:02:08,- It will become much bigger.
- I won't do it!

00:02:08,698 --> 00:02:11,Just try it. I'd love to s***k on yours.

00:02:12,717 --> 00:02:15,- You're perverted! I'm going to call mum.
- Mum...

00:02:29,861 --> 00:02:31,The phone is ringing, Hagbard.

00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:55,Hell... women...!

00:03:08,901 --> 00:03:14,You can't be forced to doing something
like that! Marriage isn't a brothel.

00:03:14,421 --> 00:03:21,Then you have to leave him.
You'll keep the flat and everything in it.

00:03:21,341 --> 00:03:24,Yes, I'll be right there, Kirsten.

00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,I have to go to Kirsten.
They're getting a divorce.

00:03:33,021 --> 00:03:39,- They only just g***t married. What is it?
- He tried to force her to ...

00:03:39,461 --> 00:03:46,I refuse to say what.
Hagbard, it's awful... awful!

00:03:46,421 --> 00:03:52,- I'll take the car.
- She ought to do what he says.

00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:55,You don't understand anything!

00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:11,She gave you everything,
and you've taken her virtue.

00:04:12,021 --> 00:04:16,Einar had her when she was 16 years old.

00:04:17,301 --> 00:04:22,- Did you break her tail?
- Einar probably had the pleasure of that.

00:04:23,061 --> 00:04:28,- She just lays there and lets it happen.
- Yes, we are respectable women.

00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:34,- You men do have your rights.
- And he had his too, but this morning...

00:04:34,661 --> 00:04:40,Don't tell me it was in the middle of the day!
That is so perverse!

00:04:40,621 --> 00:04:46,I give up. I love Kirsten, but there are limits!

00:04:46,861 --> 00:04:52,You'll pay her maintenance, you beast!

00:04:59,981 --> 00:05:04,I'm just taking a cold beer
to the Major in the garden.

00:05:12,901 --> 00:05:16,Hagbard, where are you?!

00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:34,A man has to stay in shape.
One just sits on his a***s with an office job!

00:05:38,701 --> 00:05:44,- Do you regret leaving the military?
- No. But the leisure time was good.

00:05:44,541 --> 00:05:49,Wine, women and song.
You must have really enjoyed it.

00:05:50,061 --> 00:05:56,- Yes, but then I met lnger.
- You were quite lucky, there!

00:05:56,621 --> 00:06:01,You have a wonderful wife, too.
If we weren't such good neighbors...

00:06:01,501 --> 00:06:06,- Are you telling me she tempts you?
- Really? That's damned interesting...!

00:06:34,246 --> 00:06:38,"FLAT FOR RENT"

00:06:39,141 --> 00:06:44,The restroom is there.
There are hand towels and hot water.

00:06:44,701 --> 00:06:48,It's everything you need - an entire flat.

00:06:49,141 --> 00:06:53,There's a bath in the basement that
you can use, according to the contract.

00:06:54,061 --> 00:06:59,But I banned the last tenant. She ran around...

00:06:59,981 --> 00:07:05,... in an indecent bathrobe.
She was n***d underneath!

00:07:05,381 --> 00:07:12,She'd go out, with my little boy watching.
She brought in visiters at night.

00:07:13,221 --> 00:07:18,My boy is at a sensitive age.
She advertised in the newspaper...

00:07:18,941 --> 00:07:24,... that she liked to be raped.
Sign here.

00:07:26,861 --> 00:07:32,- Absolutely not, they'd never agree.
- No, but the idea is nice to think about.

00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:37,Wife swapping is quite common
in America and England.

00:07:37,621 --> 00:07:42,What good is all this emancipation
if a man can't get a roll in the hay?

00:07:42,501 --> 00:07:46,My wife will only do it in the dark.
But you're much younger.

00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:51,We only do it in the dark, too.
lnger is so shy...

00:07:51,381 --> 00:07:56,... and she finds my body to be disturbing.

00:07:56,981 --> 00:08:01,Also in the dark?
Hmm, that is interesting...!

00:08:01,090 --> 00:08:04,Hagbard!

00:08:05,181 --> 00:08:08,- Good day, Mr. Hansen!
- Good day!

00:08:08,501 --> 00:08:13,- Unfortunately I need to borrow my husband.
- I'll be right there!

00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:19,We can talk about this later.
There must be a solution.

00:08:27,021 --> 00:08:32,I need to talk to the neighbors,
and ask them to turn down the radio.

00:08:50,621 --> 00:08:55,- Hi, I'm B�rge, the new tenant.
- Egon Peterson... the landlady's son.

00:08:56,341 --> 00:09:00,I have to rinse off these photos in
the bathtub down in the basement.

00:09:01,021 --> 00:09:04,Would you like to have a beer?

00:09:13,541 --> 00:09:17,- Amateur photographer?
- No, I'm a professional.

00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:23,I work for an electronics company.
If there's something particularly exciting...

00:09:23,501 --> 00:09:28,... I bring it home with me and keep
working on it. Like this, for example.

00:09:28,581 --> 00:09:34,- Good heavens! That looks like a c***t.
- You have it upside down.

00:09:34,461 --> 00:09:40,lntegrated circuit chip, DZ531.
What you thought were hairs are the wires.

00:09:45,221 --> 00:09:51,- I'm a saleman. I sell quartz sunlamps.
- I see, you must sell quite a few.

00:09:51,421 --> 00:09:54,- Are you pleased with the apartment?
- Yes.

00:09:55,341 --> 00:09:59,I'm getting divorced.
She threw me out into the street.

00:10:00,261 --> 00:10:04,With this button here you can
open the curtain behind the bed...

00:10:04,781 --> 00:10:10,- ... where it conceals a mirror.
- Your mum didn't say anything about that!

00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:16,The girl that lived here was good-looking.
I thought maybe we'd...

00:10:16,421 --> 00:10:21,But mum had thrown her
out before anything could happen.

00:10:24,181 --> 00:10:27,My mum works the night shift every other week.

00:10:28,021 --> 00:10:32,- She's very protective of your little brother.
- I don't have a little brother.

00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:37,- He can't be exposed to certain things.
- There's only me.

00:10:41,581 --> 00:10:45,- Regulation military underwear.
- Good.

00:10:45,693 --> 00:10:49,Your wife must get used to you wearing them.

00:10:50,141 --> 00:10:55,Say that they're from your time in the military,
and that you feel more comfortable in them.

00:10:56,061 --> 00:11:03,We need floorplans of our bedrooms.
Think of it as a military operation.

00:11:03,741 --> 00:11:08,- Does your wife turn on the light afterwards?
- Yes.

00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:13,- We turn them on with the cord on the wall.
- The lamps?

00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:55,May I sit here?

00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:04,- What are you laughing at?
- We had hoped to go out and eat in peace.

00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:09,I don't wish to interfere.
I'll take another table.

00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:17,- No... we're for equal rights.
- Men are our fellow creatures.

00:12:17,861 --> 00:12:19,- Sit down.
- Thanks.

00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:30,I removed your bedspread.
I'm working nights this week.

00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:39,- I'm working at home today.
- Wonderful! Don't overdo it.

00:12:39,741 --> 00:12:43,Perhaps I'll spend some time with
B�rge and show him my new camera.

00:12:44,048 --> 00:12:51,He is very nice. He's been
here a week without any problems.

00:12:55,941 --> 00:13:02,- I was married for six months, but...
- Your marriage must have been in trouble.

00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:05,A man only marries a woman
so that she'll sleep with him.

00:13:05,433 --> 00:13:10,Yes, it's like holding a glass of water
in front of a man who's dying of thirst.

00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:17,- It's an abuse of trust.
- It doesn't matter, that's behind me now.

00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:23,The first man I've met who
doesn't have s***x on the brain.

00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:30,Why don't we go to my place?
It's cheaper to drink at home.

00:13:30,861 --> 00:13:35,- Cheers!
- Quiet. The landlady lives here,...

00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:41,... and she doesn't want me to
have guests. Especially not girls.

00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:46,The older generation believes
that everything is about s***x.

00:13:46,941 --> 00:13:50,They must be missing out on something.

00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:56,How delightful, my girl! Congratulations.

00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:05,- Kirsten g***t a job.
- At last...!

00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:11,The same thing, every night.
It's been 100 years since we lost that war.

00:14:16,809 --> 00:14:22,What does all this mean?
"Bed" and "bedside tables"?

00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:28,- Is it something to do with the military?
- As a matter of fact, yes.

00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:33,It's a map of a hospital ward in
a camp that was attacked in 1848...

00:14:33,901 --> 00:14:40,- Were there nurses back then?...