Animal.Control.S02E01.WEB.x264-TORRENTGALAXY_eng Subtitles

00:00:05,274 --> 00:00:06,It's mating season, Shred.

00:00:06,792 --> 00:00:10,Birds do it mid-air,
frogs attached to other frogs,

00:00:10,703 --> 00:00:12,a lot of dumpster humping.

00:00:12,205 --> 00:00:13,Love is in the air.

00:00:14,283 --> 00:00:15,Love doesn't exist.

00:00:15,375 --> 00:00:16,Are you still moaning
about Emily?

00:00:16,802 --> 00:00:17,It's been months.

00:00:17,786 --> 00:00:18,She blew up my heart, Frank.

00:00:19,045 --> 00:00:19,You weren't even together.

00:00:20,064 --> 00:00:21,Well, I can't believe
she chose Rick.

00:00:21,973 --> 00:00:23,You never even told her
you liked her.

00:00:23,308 --> 00:00:25,Yeah, well, regrets,
I have a few!

00:00:25,794 --> 00:00:27,Alright, that's it.
Get out.

00:00:27,237 --> 00:00:29,I'm in a rare good mood
and you're bringing me down.

00:00:29,389 --> 00:00:30,Get out.

00:00:30,132 --> 00:00:31,I'm not getting out, ok?

00:00:31,241 --> 00:00:33,I'm not on probation,
we are now partners.

00:00:33,302 --> 00:00:34,Things have changed.

00:00:34,561 --> 00:00:36,Well, I'm a senior partner
so I make the rules.

00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:37,Get out.

00:00:37,656 --> 00:00:39,Senior partner is not
a recognized category

00:00:39,232 --> 00:00:41,according to department
regulations.

00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:41,I checked.

00:00:41,901 --> 00:00:42,Regulations also state

00:00:43,087 --> 00:00:45,that you have to have
a stain-free uniform.

00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,Childish.

00:00:49,818 --> 00:00:51,Yeah, it's childish
and deeply satisfying.

00:00:51,428 --> 00:00:52,All available units,

00:00:52,838 --> 00:00:56,report of raccoons in a bowling
alley, 21 Capen Street.

00:00:56,341 --> 00:00:58,Truck 12 responding,
two minutes out.

00:00:58,677 --> 00:01:02,Word of caution:
the raccoons appear
to be inebriated.

00:01:03,181 --> 00:01:04,That's kind of fun.

00:01:07,594 --> 00:01:09,They came in through the A/C
duct and hit the bar.

00:01:09,671 --> 00:01:11,These guys all 21?

00:01:11,173 --> 00:01:13,Yeah, this reminds me
of the X Games afterparty,

00:01:13,675 --> 00:01:15,but with less raccoons.

00:01:16,011 --> 00:01:17,These guys all 18?

00:01:17,362 --> 00:01:20,Frank already made the
American version of that joke.

00:01:20,457 --> 00:01:21,Nice.

00:01:21,774 --> 00:01:24,Oh god.
Guys, is he...

00:01:24,277 --> 00:01:26,Satisfying a very
specific fetish?

00:01:28,039 --> 00:01:29,Welcome to mating season,
everyone.

00:01:29,358 --> 00:01:31,This is why I own my own ball.

00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:31,Hey!

00:01:31,802 --> 00:01:32,Woah! Alright.

00:01:33,044 --> 00:01:34,Let's get these trash pandas
in the truck.

00:01:34,972 --> 00:01:36,Hey! Woah!

00:01:36,365 --> 00:01:38,I want my little friend
in lane 23.

00:01:41,703 --> 00:01:42,Ok, raccoon.

00:01:42,871 --> 00:01:43,You know what?

00:01:43,981 --> 00:01:46,It's a lot of paperwork
and wildly inhumane.

00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:48,Come on, I'll let you throw
a ball at Shred.

00:01:48,635 --> 00:01:49,It's not the same.

00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:51,Shred, you seeing this?

00:01:55,159 --> 00:01:56,-We need quarters.
-Yeah.

00:01:56,809 --> 00:01:58,-Do you have quarters?
-Uh...

00:01:59,221 --> 00:02:01,There's more in the arcade.

00:02:01,056 --> 00:02:03,You get the claw.
I g***t the arcade.

00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:05,If the kitchen's open
tell 'em to start frying.

00:02:06,503 --> 00:02:08,I'm coming back hungry.

00:02:17,664 --> 00:02:19,Hey, little buddy.

00:02:19,908 --> 00:02:21,Going for a high score?

00:02:53,533 --> 00:02:56,Oooh. Should I book the suite
with the private hot tub?

00:02:57,036 --> 00:02:57,Probably not.

00:02:58,037 --> 00:02:59,Too late, it's booked.

00:02:59,297 --> 00:03:02,Seven glorious days
and nights in Kauai.

00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:04,It's on the rainy side
but I g***t a good deal.

00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,Sorry, can a pregnant woman
even go in a hot tub?

00:03:06,879 --> 00:03:09,Yeah, she can do a light soak
up to the mid-calf.

00:03:09,124 --> 00:03:10,Oh, lucky her.

00:03:10,141 --> 00:03:12,A Baby Moon is not just
for the mother.

00:03:12,218 --> 00:03:13,Yeah, but she's doing
all the hard work.

00:03:13,553 --> 00:03:14,What're you pushing out
of your vagina?

00:03:14,905 --> 00:03:17,She booked none of this,
no planning.

00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:21,The hotel, the zip-line,
the massages, that was all me.

00:03:21,136 --> 00:03:23,I need a vacation, ok?
It's just--

00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:26,This pregnancy is just...
It's killing me.

00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:33,Hey.

00:03:34,073 --> 00:03:34,Hey.

00:03:35,074 --> 00:03:36,Look at this guy.

00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:37,You and Rick didn't get
a dog, did you?

00:03:37,819 --> 00:03:38,'Cause that'd be--

00:03:39,004 --> 00:03:40,That's-- I mean, that's a big
commitment.

00:03:40,338 --> 00:03:42,No, I found him wandering
in the parking lot.

00:03:42,841 --> 00:03:45,I'm gonna get him scanned,
see if I can find his family.

00:03:45,176 --> 00:03:48,Oh, ok.
Well um, good luck.

00:03:48,163 --> 00:03:50,He's super cute.
Alright, see you around.

00:03:50,499 --> 00:03:52,Oh yeah, just keep
staring longingly.

00:03:52,501 --> 00:03:53,That'll get it done.

00:03:53,852 --> 00:03:57,Oh, don't break eye contact.
It'll break the spell.

00:03:57,597 --> 00:03:59,I hope he finds a home

00:03:59,098 --> 00:04:00,so he don't get creeped out
by you anymore.

00:04:00,358 --> 00:04:01,He wasn't creeped out.

00:04:01,785 --> 00:04:03,Hey, I forgot to tell you,
Victoria and I g***t Arkansas.

00:04:03,845 --> 00:04:07,That's 46 license plates for us
which puts us in the lead.

00:04:07,699 --> 00:04:08,Arkansas?

00:04:08,608 --> 00:04:09,Mmhmm.

00:04:09,442 --> 00:04:10,No, you didn't.

00:04:10,519 --> 00:04:11,We totally did,
because up until now

00:04:11,853 --> 00:04:14,I thought it was pronounced
“Ar-kansas”.

00:04:14,372 --> 00:04:17,It's not, and I'm very confused
as to how it's not.

00:04:17,134 --> 00:04:18,And you just happened
to forget to tell us

00:04:19,027 --> 00:04:21,that you g***t one of the most
elusive license plates,

00:04:21,287 --> 00:04:24,only topped by a plate from
Puerto Rico or American Samoa?

00:04:24,957 --> 00:04:25,Are you calling us liars?

00:04:26,051 --> 00:04:27,I'm calling you lying sacks
of liars.

00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,Yeah, and I don't like to use
the L word but right now

00:04:30,296 --> 00:04:32,both of your pants are on fire.

00:04:32,298 --> 00:04:33,Ok, new rule.

00:04:33,650 --> 00:04:35,The license plate does not count
unless it is accompanied

00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:38,by a photo taken from inside
the truck.

00:04:38,471 --> 00:04:41,Because, again, dirty,
lousy liars.

00:04:41,307 --> 00:04:42,I'll take the photos.

00:04:42,308 --> 00:04:44,Alright, everyone, listen up.

00:04:44,553 --> 00:04:46,Hey, your smallness?
It has no effect on me.

00:04:46,071 --> 00:04:47,In two weeks I'm gonna be
lounging on the beach

00:04:47,572 --> 00:04:48,in a tropical paradise.

00:04:48,406 --> 00:04:49,Hey, speaking of the beach-

00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:50,Yeah. You'll be soaking
in the rain, tight wad.

00:04:50,909 --> 00:04:53,Intermittent showers.
It's actually lovely.

00:04:53,152 --> 00:04:55,She said “listen up”.

00:04:57,065 --> 00:05:00,Thanks, Bettany.
Um, I can take it from here.

00:05:00,235 --> 00:05:02,Alright. The floor is yours.

00:05:02,087 --> 00:05:03,Ok. Um, actually,
one small thought.

00:05:03,996 --> 00:05:06,I know you've just been our
receptionist for a few weeks,

00:05:06,165 --> 00:05:08,you're doing so great.
You go above and beyond,

00:05:08,593 --> 00:05:11,um, but sometimes it's like you
go above and beyond

00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,above and beyond.

00:05:13,098 --> 00:05:14,Oh, copy.

00:05:14,933 --> 00:05:16,Egg bites are on your desk.

00:05:17,102 --> 00:05:18,Ok.

00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:20,Um, tremendous job
at the bowling alley.

00:05:20,422 --> 00:05:22,I know it's easy to forget
but what we do here

00:05:22,424 --> 00:05:23,is vital to the city.

00:05:23,775 --> 00:05:26,And Patel, you should
probably get a rabies shot.

00:05:26,778 --> 00:05:28,I'm still good for a few months.

00:05:28,597 --> 00:05:30,Oh right, the bats.

00:05:30,448 --> 00:05:31,I forgot.

00:05:32,358 --> 00:05:32,Diego.

00:05:33,377 --> 00:05:34,Hi,...