Animal Control -torrentgalaxy Eng S02E01 Subtitles

At 00:00:05,274, Character said: It's mating season, Shred.

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At 00:00:06,792, Character said: Birds do it mid-air,
frogs attached to other frogs,

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At 00:00:10,703, Character said: a lot of dumpster humping.

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At 00:00:12,205, Character said: Love is in the air.

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At 00:00:14,283, Character said: Love doesn't exist.

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At 00:00:15,375, Character said: Are you still moaning
about Emily?

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At 00:00:16,802, Character said: It's been months.

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At 00:00:17,786, Character said: She blew up my heart, Frank.

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At 00:00:19,045, Character said: You weren't even together.

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At 00:00:20,064, Character said: Well, I can't believe
she chose Rick.

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At 00:00:21,973, Character said: You never even told her
you liked her.

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At 00:00:23,308, Character said: Yeah, well, regrets,
I have a few!

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At 00:00:25,794, Character said: Alright, that's it.
Get out.

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At 00:00:27,237, Character said: I'm in a rare good mood
and you're bringing me down.

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At 00:00:29,389, Character said: Get out.

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At 00:00:30,132, Character said: I'm not getting out, ok?

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At 00:00:31,241, Character said: I'm not on probation,
we are now partners.

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At 00:00:33,302, Character said: Things have changed.

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At 00:00:34,561, Character said: Well, I'm a senior partner
so I make the rules.

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At 00:00:36,471, Character said: Get out.

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At 00:00:37,656, Character said: Senior partner is not
a recognized category

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At 00:00:39,232, Character said: according to department
regulations.

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At 00:00:41,159, Character said: I checked.

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At 00:00:41,901, Character said: Regulations also state

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At 00:00:43,087, Character said: that you have to have
a stain-free uniform.

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At 00:00:47,482, Character said: Childish.

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At 00:00:49,818, Character said: Yeah, it's childish
and deeply satisfying.

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At 00:00:51,428, Character said: All available units,

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At 00:00:52,838, Character said: report of raccoons in a bowling
alley, 21 Capen Street.

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At 00:00:56,341, Character said: Truck 12 responding,
two minutes out.

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At 00:00:58,677, Character said: Word of caution:
the raccoons appear
to be inebriated.

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At 00:01:03,181, Character said: That's kind of fun.

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At 00:01:07,594, Character said: They came in through the A/C
duct and hit the bar.

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At 00:01:09,671, Character said: These guys all 21?

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At 00:01:11,173, Character said: Yeah, this reminds me
of the X Games afterparty,

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At 00:01:13,675, Character said: but with less raccoons.

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At 00:01:16,011, Character said: These guys all 18?

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At 00:01:17,362, Character said: Frank already made the
American version of that joke.

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At 00:01:20,457, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:01:21,774, Character said: Oh god.
Guys, is he...

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At 00:01:24,277, Character said: Satisfying a very
specific fetish?

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At 00:01:28,039, Character said: Welcome to mating season,
everyone.

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At 00:01:29,358, Character said: This is why I own my own ball.

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At 00:01:31,360, Character said: Hey!

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At 00:01:31,802, Character said: Woah! Alright.

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At 00:01:33,044, Character said: Let's get these trash pandas
in the truck.

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At 00:01:34,972, Character said: Hey! Woah!

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At 00:01:36,365, Character said: I want my little friend
in lane 23.

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At 00:01:41,703, Character said: Ok, raccoon.

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At 00:01:42,871, Character said: You know what?

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At 00:01:43,981, Character said: It's a lot of paperwork
and wildly inhumane.

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At 00:01:46,600, Character said: Come on, I'll let you throw
a ball at Shred.

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At 00:01:48,635, Character said: It's not the same.

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At 00:01:49,636, Character said: Shred, you seeing this?

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At 00:01:55,159, Character said: -We need quarters.
-Yeah.

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At 00:01:56,809, Character said: -Do you have quarters?
-Uh...

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At 00:01:59,221, Character said: There's more in the arcade.

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At 00:02:01,056, Character said: You get the claw.
I g***t the arcade.

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At 00:02:03,650, Character said: If the kitchen's open
tell 'em to start frying.

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At 00:02:06,503, Character said: I'm coming back hungry.

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At 00:02:17,664, Character said: Hey, little buddy.

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At 00:02:19,908, Character said: Going for a high score?

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At 00:02:53,533, Character said: Oooh. Should I book the suite
with the private hot tub?

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At 00:02:57,036, Character said: Probably not.

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At 00:02:58,037, Character said: Too late, it's booked.

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At 00:02:59,297, Character said: Seven glorious days
and nights in Kauai.

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At 00:03:02,375, Character said: It's on the rainy side
but I g***t a good deal.

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At 00:03:04,652, Character said: Sorry, can a pregnant woman
even go in a hot tub?

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At 00:03:06,879, Character said: Yeah, she can do a light soak
up to the mid-calf.

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At 00:03:09,124, Character said: Oh, lucky her.

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At 00:03:10,141, Character said: A Baby Moon is not just
for the mother.

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At 00:03:12,218, Character said: Yeah, but she's doing
all the hard work.

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At 00:03:13,553, Character said: What're you pushing out
of your vagina?

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At 00:03:14,905, Character said: She booked none of this,
no planning.

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At 00:03:17,390, Character said: The hotel, the zip-line,
the massages, that was all me.

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At 00:03:21,136, Character said: I need a vacation, ok?
It's just--

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At 00:03:23,638, Character said: This pregnancy is just...
It's killing me.

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At 00:03:32,589, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:03:34,073, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:03:35,074, Character said: Look at this guy.

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At 00:03:36,318, Character said: You and Rick didn't get
a dog, did you?

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At 00:03:37,819, Character said: 'Cause that'd be--

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At 00:03:39,004, Character said: That's-- I mean, that's a big
commitment.

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At 00:03:40,338, Character said: No, I found him wandering
in the parking lot.

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At 00:03:42,841, Character said: I'm gonna get him scanned,
see if I can find his family.

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At 00:03:45,176, Character said: Oh, ok.
Well um, good luck.

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At 00:03:48,163, Character said: He's super cute.
Alright, see you around.

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At 00:03:50,499, Character said: Oh yeah, just keep
staring longingly.

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At 00:03:52,501, Character said: That'll get it done.

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At 00:03:53,852, Character said: Oh, don't break eye contact.
It'll break the spell.

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At 00:03:57,597, Character said: I hope he finds a home

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At 00:03:59,098, Character said: so he don't get creeped out
by you anymore.

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At 00:04:00,358, Character said: He wasn't creeped out.

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At 00:04:01,785, Character said: Hey, I forgot to tell you,
Victoria and I g***t Arkansas.

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At 00:04:03,845, Character said: That's 46 license plates for us
which puts us in the lead.

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At 00:04:07,699, Character said: Arkansas?

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At 00:04:08,608, Character said: Mmhmm.

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At 00:04:09,442, Character said: No, you didn't.

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At 00:04:10,519, Character said: We totally did,
because up until now

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At 00:04:11,853, Character said: I thought it was pronounced
“Ar-kansas”.

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At 00:04:14,372, Character said: It's not, and I'm very confused
as to how it's not.

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At 00:04:17,134, Character said: And you just happened
to forget to tell us

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At 00:04:19,027, Character said: that you g***t one of the most
elusive license plates,

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At 00:04:21,287, Character said: only topped by a plate from
Puerto Rico or American Samoa?

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At 00:04:24,957, Character said: Are you calling us liars?

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At 00:04:26,051, Character said: I'm calling you lying sacks
of liars.

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At 00:04:27,960, Character said: Yeah, and I don't like to use
the L word but right now

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At 00:04:30,296, Character said: both of your pants are on fire.

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At 00:04:32,298, Character said: Ok, new rule.

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At 00:04:33,650, Character said: The license plate does not count
unless it is accompanied

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At 00:04:35,485, Character said: by a photo taken from inside
the truck.

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At 00:04:38,471, Character said: Because, again, dirty,
lousy liars.

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At 00:04:41,307, Character said: I'll take the photos.

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At 00:04:42,308, Character said: Alright, everyone, listen up.

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At 00:04:44,553, Character said: Hey, your smallness?
It has no effect on me.

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At 00:04:46,071, Character said: In two weeks I'm gonna be
lounging on the beach

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At 00:04:47,572, Character said: in a tropical paradise.

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At 00:04:48,406, Character said: Hey, speaking of the beach-

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At 00:04:49,724, Character said: Yeah. You'll be soaking
in the rain, tight wad.

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At 00:04:50,909, Character said: Intermittent showers.
It's actually lovely.

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At 00:04:53,152, Character said: She said “listen up”.

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At 00:04:57,065, Character said: Thanks, Bettany.
Um, I can take it from here.

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At 00:05:00,235, Character said: Alright. The floor is yours.

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At 00:05:02,087, Character said: Ok. Um, actually,
one small thought.

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At 00:05:03,996, Character said: I know you've just been our
receptionist for a few weeks,

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At 00:05:06,165, Character said: you're doing so great.
You go above and beyond,

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At 00:05:08,593, Character said: um, but sometimes it's like you
go above and beyond

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At 00:05:11,746, Character said: above and beyond.

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At 00:05:13,098, Character said: Oh, copy.

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At 00:05:14,933, Character said: Egg bites are on your desk.

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At 00:05:17,102, Character said: Ok.

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At 00:05:18,269, Character said: Um, tremendous job
at the bowling alley.

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At 00:05:20,422, Character said: I know it's easy to forget
but what we do here

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At 00:05:22,424, Character said: is vital to the city.

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At 00:05:23,775, Character said: And Patel, you should
probably get a rabies shot.

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At 00:05:26,778, Character said: I'm still good for a few months.

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At 00:05:28,597, Character said: Oh right, the bats.

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At 00:05:30,448, Character said: I forgot.

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At 00:05:32,358, Character said: Diego.

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At 00:05:33,377, Character said: Hi,...