The Gardener 2025 Movie Subtitles

00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:20,Help! Help!

00:02:28,083 --> 00:02:29,Help...

00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:44,Hornet One, the King is in
check. Repeat, King is in check.

00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,Help...

00:04:22,458 --> 00:04:24,You know how long I
spent on those flowers?

00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:26,No.

00:04:27,125 --> 00:04:28,A long time.

00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:36,THE GARDENER

00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:50,SIX HOURS EARLIER

00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:12,The list is ready.

00:05:12,416 --> 00:05:13,Yes, sir.

00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:14,It's on its way.

00:05:15,166 --> 00:05:17,There are only five this year.

00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:19,You have 48 hours
to finish the job.

00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,It'll get done.

00:05:22,083 --> 00:05:23,I'll wait for the list.

00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:33,- I've received our codenames.
- Jealous?

00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,This year, you're Quasimodo.

00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,You're Esmeralda.

00:05:38,375 --> 00:05:41,Esmeralda? Why do I always
get the shitty name?

00:05:41,541 --> 00:05:43,- I'm Phoebus.
- I'm over it!

00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,The list is on its
way so get ready.

00:05:45,833 --> 00:05:47,Hunting season is open.

00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,It's going to be a bloodbath.

00:06:18,083 --> 00:06:19,Watch out!

00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:28,Believe me, Senator,

00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:31,I'm working from the
Élysée on a public holiday

00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:34,and the hallways are
not exactly full!

00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:37,I bet it's even
worse at the Senate!

00:06:39,416 --> 00:06:42,But I'm here because your bill
is important to the President.

00:06:44,625 --> 00:06:48,In fact, the President has
just walked in. One moment.

00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,- What?
- You're working.

00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,Yes, you are.

00:06:53,125 --> 00:06:56,- It's nothing...
- What are you, a YouTuber?

00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,Who are you trying to kid?

00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,- It's the weekend.
- It's Friday.

00:07:00,375 --> 00:07:03,We're in the countryside. Your
daughter's getting on my nerves.

00:07:03,625 --> 00:07:05,You shouldn't talk
about a baby like that.

00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,I'm talking about Selena
Gomez, here. You hear her?

00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,Pack yo' bags and
scram, son D***n, son

00:07:11,166 --> 00:07:13,I'll pop you like ka-blam, son

00:07:13,458 --> 00:07:14,I'll draw a bath.

00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:16,Let me finish with
Senator Bourlin

00:07:17,041 --> 00:07:19,then I'll jump in the
bath and I'm all yours.

00:07:20,041 --> 00:07:22,Don't you get it?
The bath is for me.

00:07:22,250 --> 00:07:23,Watch the baby for once.

00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:26,You think I don't want to
look after my own daughter?

00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:30,May I remind you, Mrs. Shuster,
I was a parent before you were.

00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:32,Your daughter? Who
slaps you on the back?

00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:33,Exactly!

00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:35,- Who takes your money?
- Exactly.

00:07:35,541 --> 00:07:37,Who calls you Serge?
She's not your daughter.

00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,She's your buddy.

00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:43,- Okay. Why don't you leave now?
- What about Charlotte?

00:07:43,916 --> 00:07:46,Did you breastfeed her? Did
you stretch your perineum?

00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:50,- Take some responsibility!
- Absolutely. Of course.

00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:52,I did try to draw milk
but none came out.

00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,As for the perineum,

00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:57,I'll check it out next time
I take a vacation in Rome.

00:07:59,458 --> 00:08:00,He's crashing!

00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,He's in hemorrhagic shock.

00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:06,There's no pulse.

00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:10,Absolutely.

00:08:11,875 --> 00:08:12,Absolutely.

00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,I have complete faith in
the President on this.

00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,I'll call Grondin
as soon as I can.

00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:21,I mean, I'll call
his chief of staff.

00:08:22,250 --> 00:08:24,Yes, Grondin's chief
of staff. Absolutely.

00:08:25,208 --> 00:08:27,What do we have
here? Disgusting.

00:08:28,791 --> 00:08:30,Well, well!

00:08:31,666 --> 00:08:33,It's my old pal Sergio!

00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:35,I'll be damned.

00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,I need to go now, Mr. Secretary,
sir. I have another call.

00:08:40,583 --> 00:08:41,Thanks. Bye.

00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:44,How's it going?

00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,To what do I owe the pleasure

00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:49,of hearing your sweet,
yappy little voice?

00:08:49,416 --> 00:08:51,Yappy? You've g***t a nerve!

00:08:52,041 --> 00:08:53,You want me to yap at you?

00:08:55,125 --> 00:08:57,Dominique! How's
my little Dodo?

00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:58,Great, great.

00:08:58,875 --> 00:08:59,So...

00:08:59,875 --> 00:09:03,would you believe it, at
the hospital this morning,

00:09:03,625 --> 00:09:05,I took delivery of a rider

00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,from the Republican Guard.

00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,This charming gentleman who,
by the way, is deceased,

00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,whose time on Earth
has reached an end...

00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,This gentlemen, in fact,

00:09:15,541 --> 00:09:18,was carrying an envelope
upon his person.

00:09:18,916 --> 00:09:19,We looked inside

00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:21,and found a list of names.

00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,- Five names.
- Okay. And?

00:09:24,250 --> 00:09:26,So I took a look
at these five names

00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,because, hey, I
know how to read,

00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,and what do I find?

00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:34,Your name, Sergio.
You're number five.

00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,I'm on a list of names?

00:09:38,708 --> 00:09:39,You're sure?

00:09:40,041 --> 00:09:42,What should I do with this
robe? It was on the floor.

00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,- The machine!
- What should I do?

00:09:46,416 --> 00:09:48,What kind of envelope?

00:09:48,166 --> 00:09:51,Kraft paper, and bloody.
Dripping with blood.

00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,The guy crashed, after all.

00:09:53,791 --> 00:09:56,Kraft paper? That's the
Ministry of Finance!

00:09:57,458 --> 00:09:58,Hey,

00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:03,looks like your pal Sergio is on the
shortlist to be Finance Minister!

00:10:03,458 --> 00:10:05,Hey, Mr. Minister!

00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:07,Don't forget your old friends!

00:10:07,791 --> 00:10:08,Champagne!

00:10:08,791 --> 00:10:11,Will you send me a photo
so I can see the list?

00:10:11,500 --> 00:10:12,I'll do that, Sergio.

00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,- No problem.
- Thanks, Dodo.

00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,- You hang up.
- No, you hang up.

00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,No, you hang up!

00:10:18,375 --> 00:10:21,Together, on three.
One, two, three...

00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:23,Three! I'm hanging up!

00:10:23,750 --> 00:10:24,He's so silly!

00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,Silly old Dodo!

00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:30,Sivardière...

00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:31,Why ** I last?

00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:06,What the...

00:11:28,583 --> 00:11:30,I heard Dad saying,

00:11:30,458 --> 00:11:33,if you can get rid of every
single weed in the garden,

00:11:33,666 --> 00:11:34,he'll keep you.

00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,Have a good day, Miss Alice.

00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,Come on, don't be scared.

00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,He's shaking.

00:11:50,291 --> 00:11:52,I don't want to die,
I don't want to die...

00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:55,Why are you scared of death?
You work in a hospital.

00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,I feel bad.

00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:59,Let's get this straight
before we start.

00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:01,- What did I do?
- Let the adults speak.

00:12:02,166 --> 00:12:04,- Why Esmeralda?
- Why not?

00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,Because it s***s. That
book has other names.

00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:08,I think it suits you.

00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:10,Why are you Quasimodo?

00:12:10,458 --> 00:12:13,Don't forget, Esmeralda
is a gypsy. She's s***y.

00:12:13,291 --> 00:12:15,I can't stand
carnies. They stink.

00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,- I don't want to die!
- Oh, no!

00:12:17,916 --> 00:12:19,There, there, grandpa.

00:12:19,916 --> 00:12:21,His heart will stop
in three seconds.

00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,Go see your friends in heaven.

00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,There, there...

00:12:27,333 --> 00:12:28,Heart attack.

00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,Last call:

00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:37,Serge Shuster. He sent
him a photo of the list.

00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,Shuster?

00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,He's fifth on the list.

00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,He's now our primary target.

00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,Alice!

00:12:45,541 --> 00:12:48,Serge! Can't you see I'm
busy? Is this important?

00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:50,Yes, it's important.

00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:54,We need to look out for each
other. That's what families do.

00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:57,So, can you be nice to...