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00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:27,Get up.

00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,Come on, get up.

00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:30,I'm up, I'm up.

00:00:32,902 --> 00:00:35,Some days, I don't even have
to look at my watch.

00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:37,See that?

00:00:44,392 --> 00:00:47,:
I have to piddle so badly.

00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:50,I think I'll have French toast
for breakfast.

00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:53,I used to love French toast
when I was a kid.

00:00:53,923 --> 00:00:57,Can't get good bread anymore--
all that white, pasty crap.

00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:00,I'll have eggs.

00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,How can she sleep like that?

00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:07,Look at her.

00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:08,Well, she's g***t nothing
on her mind.

00:01:08,851 --> 00:01:10,What does she care?

00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,I could kick her--
she wouldn't wake up.

00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:14,Watch.

00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:18,Incredible.

00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,Her skin feels nice...

00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,smooth and warm.

00:01:22,865 --> 00:01:25,43 years old--
she's still built pretty good.

00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:29,Look at this-- 8:00 in the
morning, I'm getting s***y.

00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:32,A lot of good it'll do me.

00:01:32,527 --> 00:01:35,Thelma?

00:01:35,878 --> 00:01:37,Thelma, you feel romantic?

00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,Huh?

00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:46,I'll have oatmeal.

00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:48,Haven't had oatmeal
in a long time.

00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,Looks cold out.

00:02:06,865 --> 00:02:08,Oh, God, I hate the winter.

00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,All I need is snow today.

00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,That'll really kill business.

00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,Please, God, don't let it snow.

00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,Thank you, God. Amen.

00:02:23,534 --> 00:02:26,I look older than yesterday.

00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,Tomorrow, I'll look older
than today.

00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:30,Another few years, it's over.

00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:33,Please, God,
don't let it be over yet.

00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,Let something terrific happen-- anything, God...

00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,just as long as it's something. Amen.

00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,That's it. Sit here.

00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:14,Spend a whole life
sitting on the expressway.

00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,Sorry!

00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:22,What are you sorry for?

00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:23,You're always the one
who's sorry.

00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,"Blow it out your keester,
Charlie."

00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:26,That's what I should've said.

00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,That's pretty.

00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,So many pretty girls today.

00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:37,When I was a kid, there was
maybe six, seven pretty girls.

00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,Today, they're all pretty.

00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,Nothing-- like I wasn't there.

00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,If I was a football player,

00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:48,she'd throw me her phone number and pay my toll.

00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,Sorry. Full up.

00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,Okay, it's me.Well, we're
full up, mister.

00:05:19,623 --> 00:05:20,What are you
talking about?

00:05:20,798 --> 00:05:21,I'm the guy
from the restaurant.

00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:23,I always park here.Oh, yeah.

00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:24,I didn't recognize
you, Mister, uh...

00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,Cashman. Barney Cashman.

00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:27,Three years I been parking
in this place.

00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:28,You don't
recognize me yet?

00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,I-I'm bad on names.

00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:35,Uh, to me, you're just
a 1971 black Chrysler.

00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:37,I'm not even a person anymore.

00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:39,I'm a 1971 black Chrysler.

00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,Look how they dress today:
purple suits.

00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:53,Wonder how I'd look
in a purple suit.

00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:57,I would look like a 45-year-old idiot in a purple suit.

00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,Hey!

00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:05,What are you, crazy?
Almost killed me!

00:06:05,887 --> 00:06:07,Sorry. I didn't
see you.

00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:08,You didn't see me?!
I'm standing right here!

00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:10,I g***t a hat and coat
and brown shoes on!

00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:11,How can you miss me?

00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:13,I missed you.
I didn't notice you.

00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:18,I could rob a bank,
nobody would look up.

00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:28,Oh, that's pretty.

00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,That's gorgeous.

00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:33,Standing next to me
is a gorgeous person.

00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:34,Say something.

00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:35,Tell her how beautiful she is.

00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,What's she going to do,
call a cop?

00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,Maybe she'll say thank you.

00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,Maybe she's lonely, divorced,

00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,doesn't know anybody
in New York.

00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:43,You're the first person
who's talked to her.

00:06:43,533 --> 00:06:44,Tell her quickly, idiot!
The light is changing!

00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:46,Excuse me.Yes?

00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,Which way is Fifth Avenue?

00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:49,Uh, that way.

00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,God, what if somebody saw me.

00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,I must be crazy.

00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,I g***t a wife, a family,
a good business.

00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:00,Forget it. Thank you, God.

00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,Thank you for saving me. Amen.

00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:18,Good morning,
Mr. Cashman.

00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:19,Cold enough for you?

00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,Yes, Mickey,
it's cold enough for me.

00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:24,The paper says snow.

00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,Uh, be good weather
if you're a duck.

00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,If you're a duck.

00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,If you're a duck.
That's funny.

00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,That's good, Mickey.

00:07:30,145 --> 00:07:31,Go sweep
in the corners.

00:07:31,625 --> 00:07:35,Good morning,
Mr. Cashman.

00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,How many times
do I have to tell you

00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:38,to tell Mickey
to put his teeth in?

00:07:38,327 --> 00:07:39,This is a restaurant;
people eat here.

00:07:39,937 --> 00:07:41,They get nauseous
if there's a man with no teeth.

00:07:41,809 --> 00:07:43,I tell him,
he doesn't hear.

00:07:43,506 --> 00:07:45,The-the ladies' toilet
is stuffed up again.

00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:47,Why do they wait to brush
their hair in my toilets?

00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:49,Call the plumber.
What else?

00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,Your mother called.

00:07:50,644 --> 00:07:52,What did she want?
Sympathy.

00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,She has a pain
in her right side.

00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:55,Call her and tell her
I said, "Oh, my God.

00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,That's terrible."

00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,People are on planes
flying to Paris,

00:07:59,348 --> 00:08:00,and I'm busy
with stuffed-up toilets.

00:08:11,665 --> 00:08:13,I don't want to hear about
your broken delivery truck!

00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,I don't have
any clean linen!

00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:17,I g***t... I g***t people here

00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,with lemon and butter sauce
all over their fingers.

00:08:18,933 --> 00:08:20,What are they supposed to wipe
their hands on, each other?

00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,No, no, no, no,
don't tell me paper napkins!

00:08:24,112 --> 00:08:25,I g***t a high-class
restaurant here!

00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,Put 'em in a taxi.

00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:28,What's the matter
with the clams?

00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,A man says
they're sandy.The man's crazy.

00:08:30,466 --> 00:08:33,We don't have
sandy clams.

00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:36,He's not crazy.
These clams are sandy.

00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:39,Metz, wash the sand out
of the clams, for God's sake!

00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,What is this,
Rockaway Beach?

00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,And the woman at wants to see you.

00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:43,What's the
matter with 27?

00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,She just wants
to see you.

00:08:56,623 --> 00:08:58,It's her again.
Fourth time this week.

00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,What's a good-looking woman
like that

00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,eating fish
four times a week for?

00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:03,She likes fish, that's why.

00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:05,What'd you think it was, you?

00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,She finds you so attractive,
she can't stay away?

00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,She's not looking for romance.

00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,She's looking
for a nice lobster tail.

00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,Still, it would be nice:
for one afternoon in your life

00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,to get to know someone
like that...

00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,to share a few
intimate moments.

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