Christie Stevens - Ricky Spanish - MyFriendsHotMom Subtitles

At 00:00:00,000, Character said: Naughty America.

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At 00:00:02,120, Character said: Nobody. Nobody.

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At 00:00:03,960, Character said: Nobody. Does it better.

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At 00:00:14,180, Character said: Steven?

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At 00:00:15,960, Character said: Oh, Ricky.

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At 00:00:17,540, Character said: Hi. How have you been?

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At 00:00:20,100, Character said: I'm good. How are you?

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At 00:00:21,280, Character said: Good. So good to see you.

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At 00:00:24,460, Character said: Um... Actually, maybe you can help me.
I've been running all over this campus,

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At 00:00:28,900, Character said: and it's so big, and it all looks the
same.

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At 00:00:31,600, Character said: Do you know where the dorms are?

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At 00:00:33,340, Character said: Yeah, totally.

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At 00:00:34,360, Character said: It'll be right down to the left, and
then if you just go down the stairs,

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At 00:00:38,620, Character said: be right in there.

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At 00:00:39,360, Character said: Okay. So what are you doing here?

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At 00:00:41,380, Character said: Oh, I was going to surprise Jason. I had
a meeting nearby, so I was going to

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At 00:00:46,420, Character said: take him out to lunch.

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At 00:00:47,380, Character said: Well, Jason's gone for the weekend.

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At 00:00:51,980, Character said: Yeah, he went camping with his
girlfriend.

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At 00:00:54,260, Character said: I knew I should have texted you.

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At 00:00:58,560, Character said: Well, I guess I'll just start the drive
back.

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At 00:01:04,040, Character said: You sure?

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At 00:01:07,800, Character said: Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing.

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At 00:01:11,240, Character said: No wonder I was getting so many weird
looks.

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At 00:01:13,980, Character said: I really hope it wasn't like that during
my business meeting.

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At 00:01:18,980, Character said: Thanks for letting me know.

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At 00:01:23,039, Character said: So, how are you like in college?

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At 00:01:26,520, Character said: Good. Just hanging in there, trying my
best.

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At 00:01:31,440, Character said: Classes are a little harder?

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At 00:01:33,480, Character said: Yeah, yeah.

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At 00:01:34,800, Character said: But I'm getting through it.

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At 00:01:36,540, Character said: Good. I mean, you're smart.

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At 00:01:38,460, Character said: You'll be fine.

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At 00:01:40,860, Character said: So, any girls in the picture? Any
girlfriends?

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At 00:01:45,060, Character said: Not yet.

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At 00:01:46,440, Character said: No, I've been trying.

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At 00:01:47,920, Character said: Really?

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At 00:01:50,250, Character said: I've really been too good with the
girls.

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At 00:01:52,330, Character said: I thought they'd be all over you.

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At 00:01:55,090, Character said: I'm trying, though. You know, get there.

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At 00:01:58,450, Character said: Well, I mean, it's so good to see you.

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At 00:02:01,450, Character said: Yeah, it's great to see you.

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At 00:02:02,730, Character said: I guess next time I'll definitely be
texting.

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At 00:02:06,350, Character said: No more surprise visits.

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At 00:02:09,350, Character said: Well, I better get going. It's a long
drive.

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At 00:02:12,330, Character said: Yeah, do you want to, like, rest or
anything?

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At 00:02:15,890, Character said: Come lay down in my dorm. It's a long
drive back.

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At 00:02:19,900, Character said: Oh, I'm sure you don't want a parent in
your dorm.

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At 00:02:24,020, Character said: No, I don't mind if you drove out all
this way.

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At 00:02:27,320, Character said: You don't have any, like, girls coming?

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At 00:02:29,920, Character said: No, not at all.

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At 00:02:32,120, Character said: That would be really nice, actually.

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At 00:02:34,460, Character said: Yeah, totally.

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At 00:02:35,500, Character said: Um, okay.

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At 00:02:39,040, Character said: Wow.

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At 00:02:43,780, Character said: I think really.

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At 00:02:46,250, Character said: Upgraded these things since I was in
college.

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At 00:02:49,470, Character said: I feel nice in here. I can't complain.

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At 00:02:51,490, Character said: So I guess this is what Jason's dorm
would be like if you're right next to

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At 00:02:56,870, Character said: Yeah, it's pretty much the same exact
layout.

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At 00:02:59,890, Character said: It's exactly the same.

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At 00:03:02,170, Character said: Being in the dorm really brings back
memories.

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At 00:03:06,530, Character said: What kind of memories?

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At 00:03:08,910, Character said: Well, you promised not to tell Jason.

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At 00:03:12,710, Character said: Yeah, why would I say anything?

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At 00:03:14,930, Character said: I... I used to be a little promiscuous
in college.

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At 00:03:19,320, Character said: Oh. I guess we'll say.

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At 00:03:21,260, Character said: Is that so?

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At 00:03:22,380, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:23,580, Character said: What kind of stuff did you get into?

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At 00:03:26,980, Character said: Oh, I really shouldn't be telling you
that.

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At 00:03:31,680, Character said: Come on, you can tell me. You want to
say anything?

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At 00:03:34,400, Character said: You sure?

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At 00:03:35,420, Character said: Yeah.

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At 00:03:36,720, Character said: Well, I guess I was kind of a s***t in
college.

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At 00:03:41,100, Character said: Really?

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At 00:03:42,480, Character said: Yeah, I mean. I never would have
thought.

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At 00:03:45,370, Character said: My roommate and I would go to all these
rat parties, and we'd have orgies, and

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At 00:03:51,850, Character said: my first gangbang there.

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At 00:03:54,550, Character said: That's pretty hot.

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At 00:03:56,170, Character said: And my first experience, you sure?

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At 00:03:58,210, Character said: I know you probably don't want to hear
about this when I come home.

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At 00:04:02,810, Character said: No idea where life is.

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At 00:04:06,310, Character said: We used to sneak the boys back here into
our dorm.

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At 00:04:11,650, Character said: Oh. And, ugh.

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At 00:04:13,920, Character said: I had my first experience with a girl.

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At 00:04:16,760, Character said: How was that?

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At 00:04:18,500, Character said: Oh, it was so good.

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At 00:04:20,640, Character said: But Jason doesn't know any of this. I'm
not going to tell him anything. He

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At 00:04:25,080, Character said: doesn't want to hear about that. I'm
surprised you do.

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At 00:04:28,040, Character said: Yeah, it's f***g hot.

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At 00:04:30,820, Character said: Really? Yeah.

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At 00:04:32,800, Character said: I mean... Sounds like you were quite the
catch back in college.

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At 00:04:38,820, Character said: Yeah, I guess I was.

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At 00:04:41,260, Character said: I mean...

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At 00:04:43,260, Character said: I had my fun.

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At 00:04:45,180, Character said: I mean, yeah, you're here now, you know?
Back in college, maybe you can, um,

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At 00:04:49,440, Character said: reminisce on old times.

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At 00:04:53,160, Character said: Reminisce? Yeah, you know?

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At 00:04:54,700, Character said: Maybe, um, maybe I can help you out with
this button that was undone earlier.

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At 00:05:01,260, Character said: But, um, I'm like, you don't want to be
with an

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At 00:05:08,000, Character said: older woman.

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At 00:05:09,180, Character said: I would love to be with an older woman.

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At 00:05:11,850, Character said: Really? Yeah, and it sounds to me like
you missed your old college days.

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At 00:05:15,950, Character said: I do.

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At 00:05:16,990, Character said: Is this why you haven't had many girls
in your dorm?

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At 00:05:22,510, Character said: These young college girls don't do it
for me.

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At 00:05:27,810, Character said: You really?

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At 00:05:30,270, Character said: We probably shouldn't be

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At 00:05:37,210, Character said: doing this.

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At 00:05:38,150, Character said: What? Fine. But it does bring back so
many memories.

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At 00:05:47,900, Character said: I love to have known you in college.

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At 00:05:57,140, Character said: This is amazing.

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At 00:06:01,900, Character said: You really think so?

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At 00:06:11,690, Character said: This feeling.

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At 00:06:15,450, Character said: It's so much fun.

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At 00:06:42,380, Character said: Whatever happens in this dorm stays in
this dorm.

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At 00:07:21,710, Character said: Eat some.

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At 00:08:03,760, Character said: I'm sure you made them all so happy.

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At 00:10:01,800, Character said: Did he f***k you in college?

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At 00:10:03,200, Character said: I did.

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At 00:10:04,780, Character said: I let them do everything.

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At 00:10:07,700, Character said: F***k my a***s.

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At 00:10:18,180, Character said: Costume party.

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At 00:15:50,440, Character said: Plus you don't remember what it's like
to be in college.

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At 00:22:31,480, Character said: This room.

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At 00:29:16,080, Character said: Need that in safety.

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At 00:30:41,680, Character said: Yes, please.

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At 00:31:31,660, Character said: of our shower.

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At 00:31:33,240, Character said: So I'm gonna maybe go in the shower and
do it again.

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At 00:31:38,200, Character said: F***k yeah.

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At 00:31:39,740, Character said: Maybe bring one of your friends.

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At 00:31:42,580, Character said: Yeah, I g***t a friend or two.

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At 00:32:00,360, Character said: Nobody, nobody does it better.