00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,Naughty America.

00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,Nobody. Nobody.

00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:05,Nobody. Does it better.

00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,Steven?

00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,Oh, Ricky.

00:00:17,540 --> 00:00:19,Hi. How have you been?

00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:21,I'm good. How are you?

00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,Good. So good to see you.

00:00:24,460 --> 00:00:28,Um... Actually, maybe you can help me.
I've been running all over this campus,

00:00:28,900 --> 00:00:31,and it's so big, and it all looks the
same.

00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,Do you know where the dorms are?

00:00:33,340 --> 00:00:34,Yeah, totally.

00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:38,It'll be right down to the left, and
then if you just go down the stairs,

00:00:38,620 --> 00:00:39,be right in there.

00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,Okay. So what are you doing here?

00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:46,Oh, I was going to surprise Jason. I had
a meeting nearby, so I was going to

00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:47,take him out to lunch.

00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,Well, Jason's gone for the weekend.

00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:53,Yeah, he went camping with his
girlfriend.

00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:55,I knew I should have texted you.

00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:03,Well, I guess I'll just start the drive
back.

00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,You sure?

00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,Oh, my God. That's so embarrassing.

00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,No wonder I was getting so many weird
looks.

00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:17,I really hope it wasn't like that during
my business meeting.

00:01:18,980 --> 00:01:21,Thanks for letting me know.

00:01:23,039 --> 00:01:25,So, how are you like in college?

00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:30,Good. Just hanging in there, trying my
best.

00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,Classes are a little harder?

00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,Yeah, yeah.

00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:36,But I'm getting through it.

00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:38,Good. I mean, you're smart.

00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,You'll be fine.

00:01:40,860 --> 00:01:44,So, any girls in the picture? Any
girlfriends?

00:01:45,060 --> 00:01:46,Not yet.

00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,No, I've been trying.

00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:48,Really?

00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,I've really been too good with the
girls.

00:01:52,330 --> 00:01:53,I thought they'd be all over you.

00:01:55,090 --> 00:01:57,I'm trying, though. You know, get there.

00:01:58,450 --> 00:02:01,Well, I mean, it's so good to see you.

00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:02,Yeah, it's great to see you.

00:02:02,730 --> 00:02:05,I guess next time I'll definitely be
texting.

00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:08,No more surprise visits.

00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:11,Well, I better get going. It's a long
drive.

00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:15,Yeah, do you want to, like, rest or
anything?

00:02:15,890 --> 00:02:19,Come lay down in my dorm. It's a long
drive back.

00:02:19,900 --> 00:02:23,Oh, I'm sure you don't want a parent in
your dorm.

00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:26,No, I don't mind if you drove out all
this way.

00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:29,You don't have any, like, girls coming?

00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,No, not at all.

00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,That would be really nice, actually.

00:02:34,460 --> 00:02:35,Yeah, totally.

00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,Um, okay.

00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:40,Wow.

00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,I think really.

00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:49,Upgraded these things since I was in
college.

00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:50,I feel nice in here. I can't complain.

00:02:51,490 --> 00:02:56,So I guess this is what Jason's dorm
would be like if you're right next to

00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:59,Yeah, it's pretty much the same exact
layout.

00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,It's exactly the same.

00:03:02,170 --> 00:03:05,Being in the dorm really brings back
memories.

00:03:06,530 --> 00:03:07,What kind of memories?

00:03:08,910 --> 00:03:12,Well, you promised not to tell Jason.

00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,Yeah, why would I say anything?

00:03:14,930 --> 00:03:18,I... I used to be a little promiscuous
in college.

00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,Oh. I guess we'll say.

00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:22,Is that so?

00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,Yeah.

00:03:23,580 --> 00:03:26,What kind of stuff did you get into?

00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:31,Oh, I really shouldn't be telling you
that.

00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,Come on, you can tell me. You want to
say anything?

00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,You sure?

00:03:35,420 --> 00:03:36,Yeah.

00:03:36,720 --> 00:03:40,Well, I guess I was kind of a s***t in
college.

00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,Really?

00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,Yeah, I mean. I never would have
thought.

00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:51,My roommate and I would go to all these
rat parties, and we'd have orgies, and

00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,my first gangbang there.

00:03:54,550 --> 00:03:55,That's pretty hot.

00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:57,And my first experience, you sure?

00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:02,I know you probably don't want to hear
about this when I come home.

00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,No idea where life is.

00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:11,We used to sneak the boys back here into
our dorm.

00:04:11,650 --> 00:04:13,Oh. And, ugh.

00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,I had my first experience with a girl.

00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,How was that?

00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,Oh, it was so good.

00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:25,But Jason doesn't know any of this. I'm
not going to tell him anything. He

00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,doesn't want to hear about that. I'm
surprised you do.

00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,Yeah, it's f***g hot.

00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,Really? Yeah.

00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:37,I mean... Sounds like you were quite the
catch back in college.

00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,Yeah, I guess I was.

00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:42,I mean...

00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:44,I had my fun.

00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:49,I mean, yeah, you're here now, you know?
Back in college, maybe you can, um,

00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,reminisce on old times.

00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,Reminisce? Yeah, you know?

00:04:54,700 --> 00:05:00,Maybe, um, maybe I can help you out with
this button that was undone earlier.

00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:08,But, um, I'm like, you don't want to be
with an

00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,older woman.

00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:11,I would love to be with an older woman.

00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:15,Really? Yeah, and it sounds to me like
you missed your old college days.

00:05:15,950 --> 00:05:16,I do.

00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:22,Is this why you haven't had many girls
in your dorm?

00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:26,These young college girls don't do it
for me.

00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:28,You really?

00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:37,We probably shouldn't be

00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:38,doing this.

00:05:38,150 --> 00:05:42,What? Fine. But it does bring back so
many memories.

00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:51,I love to have known you in college.

00:05:57,140 --> 00:06:00,This is amazing.

00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:03,You really think so?

00:06:11,690 --> 00:06:12,This feeling.

00:06:15,450 --> 00:06:16,It's so much fun.

00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:45,Whatever happens in this dorm stays in
this dorm.

00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:22,Eat some.

00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,I'm sure you made them all so happy.

00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,Did he f***k you in college?

00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,I did.

00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,I let them do everything.

00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,F***k my a***s.

00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:19,Costume party.

00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,Plus you don't remember what it's like
to be in college.

00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,This room.

00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:17,Need that in safety.

00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,Yes, please.

00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:32,of our shower.

00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,So I'm gonna maybe go in the shower and
do it again.

00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,F***k yeah.

00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:41,Maybe bring one of your friends.

00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,Yeah, I g***t a friend or two.

00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,Nobody, nobody does it better.