00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,

00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,Stop.

00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,- I'll stop if you just
explain it to me,

00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:46,-because I don't...
-Would you please just drop it?

00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:47,- All right, all right,
fine, fine, fine, fine.

00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:49,Consider it dropped.
It's dropped.

00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,-It's on the ground.
-Good.

00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:54,But, I mean, come on,
everybody loves birthdays.

00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:55,-You g***t decorations.

00:00:56,124 --> 00:00:57,You g***t balloons.
You g***t parties and cake.

00:00:58,126 --> 00:00:59,Look, I don't need presents,

00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,I don't want decorations,
and I'm-I'm not a cake guy.

00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,Seriously, though,
you don't like cake?

00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,Name one food better than cake.

00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,Guinea pig.

00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,Oh, again with the guinea pig.

00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:11,I bet if I blindfolded you,

00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,you wouldn't be able
to tell the difference

00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,between a skunk
and a guinea pig.

00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,Wrong. Snakes have
impeccable taste buds.

00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,-I can taste air.
-Air?

00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:22,Yes. Air.

00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,Mm. Nice.

00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,I don't know.
They're a little, uh...

00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,a little cute for my taste.

00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,That's what makes them
so delicious.

00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,You're not just eating food.

00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,You're eating pure goodness.

00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,It's not about the pig.

00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,It's about what it symbolizes
on a deeper level.

00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:43,So, you can...
you can taste air?

00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:44,-What else you g***t?

00:01:44,672 --> 00:01:45,-Forget about it.
-W-W-Wait.

00:01:45,973 --> 00:01:47,-Can you also hear color?

00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,-Can you see sound?
-All right, all right. Okay.

00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:51,'Cause we should really be
capitalizing on these skills.

00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,Okay, all right, fine.
Get it all out.

00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:54,-Get it all out now.
-Okay, okay.

00:01:56,684 --> 00:01:58,Look at that.- 00 p.m.

00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,Now I know the exact moment
our friendship died.

00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,-Let's bounce.
-Yep.

00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:09,Tastes like, um, you're gonna
stick me with the bill-- again.

00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:10,-Well, it is my birthday.

00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:12,So now you play
the birthday card?

00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:14,-That's interesting.

00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:18,Can we get a check, please,
when you get a chance?

00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,Hello? Checkity-check-check.

00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:22,-You know what?

00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:26,We're just gonna leave
the money right here, okay?

00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,You know the one good thing
about this place?

00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:29,-What? -We never have to wait
for a table.

00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,Well, isn't that every place?

00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,Hey, man. How you been?
I haven't seen you in...

00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,-Snake attack!

00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,Oh. Mints.

00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,Sorry, folks.
I'm switching him to decaf.

00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,All right.

00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,-- Let's do this.

00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:57,Guinea pig, huh?

00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,It's the Rolls-Royce of rodents.

00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:01,Yeah, but it's still a rodent.

00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,You know what I mean?

00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:05,-Don't mind us, just robbing
this place. -

00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,Whoo! Yeah!

00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,-Go bad...
-Or go home.

00:03:28,141 --> 00:03:31,Hey, you. Get over here.

00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:33,Little bit closer.

00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:36,Oh, I know what it is.

00:03:36,183 --> 00:03:39,You're afraid because
I'm the... the Big Bad Wolf.

00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,Well, I'm not surprised.

00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,I ** the villain in every story.

00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:44,Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?

00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,Yep.

00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:49,Say hello to Mr. Snake.

00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:51,Serpentine,
safe-cracking machine.

00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,Imagine Houdini
but with no arms.

00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,Kind of guy who'd tell you
the glass is half empty,

00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,then steal it from you.

00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,He's also my best bud.

00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,And today's his birthday!

00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,-Not relevant.
-He's a sweetheart.

00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,-You're a sweetheart.

00:04:05,112 --> 00:04:07,Well, look who's here.

00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,-Took 'em long enough.

00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,Watch this.

00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,Three.

00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,Two. One.

00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,And over here is Ms. Tarantula,

00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:25,our in-house hacker,
our pocket search engine,

00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,our traveling tech wizard.

00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,We call her Webs.

00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:35,Very slick, Webs.

00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,I also took over
the police dispatch,

00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,blurred their satellite
imaging system,

00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,grounded their chopper.

00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:42,And one more thing.

00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,You didn't.

00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,I g***t a special delivery for...

00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!

00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,Please! Don't eat me!

00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,Happy birthday,
Mr. Grumpy Pants.

00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,I think I hate you.

00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:08,Guys, it's me.

00:05:08,175 --> 00:05:09,I was the construction worker.

00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:11,And this is Mr. Shark,

00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,master of disguise,

00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:16,apex predator
of a thousand faces.

00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,His greatest trick:
stealing the Mona Lisa

00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:22,-disguised as the Mona Lisa.

00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,Dig that.

00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:24,Watch it, big tuna.

00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,I'm trying to work here.

00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:27,Keep it cool, baby.

00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,Birthdays should be chill.

00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:32,And rounding out the crew...

00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:35,Surprise!

00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,...is Mr. Piranha.

00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,He's a loose cannon
with a short fuse,

00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:44,willing to scrap
with anyone or anything.

00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,-He's brave.

00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:48,-He's fearless.

00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,Uh, who ** I kidding?
He's crazy.

00:05:50,451 --> 00:05:53,Santo cielo,
that's a lot of po-po.

00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,Uh, Piranha,
did we forget something?

00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,-What?
-The present.

00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,-You know.
-Oh, um...

00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,Of-of course I didn't forget.

00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,--You know you fart
when you lie, right?

00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,What? No, I fart
when I'm nervous.

00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,Yeah. Nervous about lying.

00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:10,-I'm sorry.

00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:11,-- Piranha!

00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,Don't breathe it in.

00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,-I breathed it in!

00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,Yeah, they're a bit eccentric,

00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,but when you're born us,
you don't exactly win

00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,many popularity contests.

00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:22,-Shark!
-- Shark!

00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:25,Do I wish people
didn't see us as monsters?

00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,Eight legs,
eight times the cardio.

00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:27,Monster!

00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,-- Sure, I do.
-What's up, papa?

00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:30,- But these are
the cards we've been dealt,

00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:32,so we might as well play 'em.

00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,Jackpot!

00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,Yes!

00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,Um...

00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,-What the thorax?
-Are you crazy?

00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,What? I just wanted
a longer car chase.

00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,It's the best part.

00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,Chief! It's...

00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:59,Them.

00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,Webs, hit it.

00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,Get them!

00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,I'm gonna put you guys away
for so long,

00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,your fleas will have fleas.

00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,Chief. You want some cake?

00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,-You seem a little hangry.

00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:55,Get that thing
out of my face before I......