Mandy s01e02 Susan Bloody Blower.eng Movie Subtitles

00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,♪ Oh, Mandy

00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:07,♪ Well, you came and you gave
without taking

00:00:07,520 --> 00:00:09,♪ But I sent you away

00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,♪ Oh, Mandy

00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:16,♪ Well, you kissed me
and stopped me from shaking

00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:19,♪ And I need you today

00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,♪ Oh, Mandy. ♪

00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,This programme contains
some strong language

00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:29,HEADPHONES: Don't Tell My Heart
by The Marcy Brothers

00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:43,SHE PANTS

00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:50,What are you reading?
Guinness Book Of Records.

00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:54,Ah, 400 pages of the greatest people
to ever walk God's green earth.

00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:58,What do you think, Mandy, could
we make it into its hallowed pages?

00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:02,Oh, Lol, it's not the likes of us.
I mean, look at this.

00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,Ayanna Williams,
longest fingernail.

00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,Brian Scriven grew big pumpkin.

00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,Michael Lotito ate a plane.

00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,I mean, these people are gods,
Olympians,

00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,done something with their lives.

00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,There must be something.

00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:21,Fired most times in one day?

00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,No, there's a woman
in Peterborough, I checked.

00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,No, Lol, I'm not a record-breaker.

00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,I ** a line dancer, though,

00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:33,and I'm going to win the local
line dance endurance competition.

00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,Have you been practising?
Practising?!

00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,I've done 22 hours straight through.

00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:41,That is amazing, but what if
you want to go to the toilet?

00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:42,I've g***t a secret.

00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,Adult nappies.

00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,Mandy Carter, I think
you might be a genius.

00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,I might start wearing them
day to day, actually,

00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,you save so much time.

00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:52,But what about food?
Are you allowed to eat?

00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:55,You're allowed to have someone throw
you a bottle of pop or a mini roll

00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,while you're dancing
but other than that,

00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,you're not allowed to stop,
even for, like, two seconds.

00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,It sounds like an incredible test
of human endurance.

00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,Have you done this
kind of competition before?

00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,Actually, I went on Touch The Truck
once with my mate Susan Blower.

00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,What is Touch The Truck?

00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:15,Touch The Truck was a TV show
where you have to touch the truck.

00:02:15,920 --> 00:02:19,The person who touches the truck
longest win the truck.

00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:22,Out!

00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,It sounds complicated.

00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,I'll never forget the day -
15th of March 2001...

00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,Looks like it's just you and me,
Sues. Yeah.

00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:38,You know, Mandy, whatever happens,
we're still friends.

00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,Do you mean that? Course I do.

00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:43,This is just a game.

00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,Friendship's too important.

00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,Argh!

00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:53,Oh, my God!

00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,Oh, my God, what's wrong?

00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,I think I'm having a heart attack.

00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,Medic!

00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:01,Mandy, please, please help me.

00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,It's so dark.
Oh, it's going so dark.

00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:05,Oh, my God! So dark...

00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,So cold.

00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,Susan, stay with me!

00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:12,I'm all right now, Mandy.
I'm all right.

00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,You f***g div!

00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,WHISTLE
Out!

00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,You'll never amount to anything,
Mandy Carter.

00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,Ha-ha-ha!

00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:36,Never amount to anything.
Mandy, don't say that.

00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:39,Some people just aren't meant to
amount to anything.

00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,What if everyone amounted to
something,

00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,then amounting to something
wouldn't be special.

00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,Your constant failure
allows other people to shine.

00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:51,That's very sweet of you, Lol,
but...

00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,..I'm going to
prove Susan Blower wrong.

00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,I'm going to amount to something.

00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:00,I'm going to win the local
line dance endurance competition.

00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,MUSIC: Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy Ray Cyrus

00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,DOORBELL

00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,DOORBELL

00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,Who the bloody hell's that?

00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,Susan Blower, as I live and breathe.

00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:24,Hiya, Mandy.
What are you doing back?

00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,You're not going to do the local
line dance endurance competition, are you?

00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,What? No.

00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:31,You ruined my life
after Touch The Truck.

00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,Look, I've come to apologise.

00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:37,You'd better come in.

00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,I'm a bit down on my luck, actually.

00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,I've g***t nowhere to stay.

00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,I heard you'd gone to the
Peak District to start a new life.

00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:51,I heard you g***t a hot tub. I did.

00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:54,It's all gone to s***t now, though.

00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,I don't want to talk about it.

00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,Please, I wouldn't ask
if I weren't desperate.

00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:02,It's just for a few nights.

00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,Why don't you stay in your truck,

00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,the truck you won
on Touch The Truck?

00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,It's gone.

00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:08,It's all gone.

00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,I want to make it up to you.
I'm not sure, Susan.

00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,Come on, Mandy!
It'll be like old times.

00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,PHONE VIBRATES

00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,Hello? Hiya, Lola, can you
book me in for a clip and a buff

00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,on Thursday at two o'clock?

00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,Of course, darling. Hey,
you'll never guess who's back. Who?

00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:36,Susan Blower.

00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,The same Susan Blower you were
only talking about yesterday?

00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:40,That's weird.

00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,She apologised for being
such a knobhead on Touch The Truck.

00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,I've let her stay
in my small back bedroom

00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,while she's getting back
on her feet.

00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:48,That's very generous of you, Mandy.

00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,Well, everyone deserves
a second chance

00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,and I honestly think
she's changed this time.

00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,Hiya. Hiya.

00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:06,Is that my top?

00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:07,And my boots?

00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,Yeah, you don't mind, do you?
All my stuff's in the wash.

00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,No.

00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,No, that's fine.

00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,Have you seen my Dairylea Dunkers?

00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:22,No.

00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:29,There were three packets in here.
No. Maybe you imagined them.

00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:32,Is that Dairylea Dunker
on your face? No.

00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,Looks like Dairylea Dunker.

00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,It's moisturiser.

00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,You all right, Mandy?

00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,Maybe you're training too hard,

00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:47,maybe this dancing competition is
getting to you,

00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,perhaps you should sit this one out.

00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,What do you mean?
Well, it's not worth it, is it?

00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:54,It's a silly little
dancing competition.

00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,What's more important is
your mental health.

00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:59,♪ This town ain't big enough
for the both of us

00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,♪ And it ain't me
who's gonna leave. ♪

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