AmeriQua a.k.a EuroTrapped (2013) Subtitles

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00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,[Cell phone ringing]

00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,Bonk!

00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,- Oh, sorry.

00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,- You're f***g useless.

00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,You know that we have to get out
of this place today.

00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,- I--I said I'm sorry.

00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:39,- Yes.

00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,- Punk.

00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,- I'll get you a box.

00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,- Hello.

00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,- Hello, Charlie?

00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,- Oh, no.
- What?

00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,- Hey, mom.

00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,I was just packing.

00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,I'm moving out of my house.

00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,- Charlie, listen.

00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,I've spoken with your father.

00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,- You guys never talk.

00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,- I haven't been able
to reach you

00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,in an entire week, Charlie.

00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,- I don't know why
you're calling me right now.

00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,You knew
that I was moving out today.

00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,I mean, I'm really busy.

00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,I have a ton of stuff to pack.

00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,- Yes, I know.

00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,Did you know
that it's almost noon?

00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,- Of course.

00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,I just g***t back from the gym.

00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,- Oh, come on, Charlie.

00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,I'm your mother.

00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,Charlie, what are you doing
with your life?

00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,- What do--

00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,- I should have insisted
that you get that m.B.A.

00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,Oh, I don't know
what I'm getting so upset about.

00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,Who knows?

00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,Maybe you'll be--

00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:37,maybe you'll--
you'll...

00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,Be something.

00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,- What--
what are you talking about?

00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:44,- We've decided to cut you off.

00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,- No--I mean--what?

00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,You're doing what?

00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,- We're stopping, Charlie.

00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,We're done.

00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,- Mom, I just graduated.

00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,Come on.

00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,I--of course I'm gonna find
a job,

00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,but I want to find a good job,

00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,and so I'm gonna take my time
to find it.

00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,- I spoke with James whittaker.

00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:05,[Menacing string music]

00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,He's had your resume for months,

00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,and you haven't had
the decency to call him back.

00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:15,- You're cutting me off because
I didn't call James whittaker?

00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,- You have to get a job,
Charlie.

00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,You have to support yourself.

00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,- Support myself?
What do you mean?

00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,- Listen, Charlie.

00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,No.

00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:28,We've decided to give you some
money to help you get started,

00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,but you have to be responsible
and independent.

00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,- Mom--

00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,- I'll have my assistant
transfer $5,000 to your account.

00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,- $5,000?

00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,- Oh, and listen, Charlie,

00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,please don't call your father.

00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,This is the first thing
in the last ten years

00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,we've decided together on.

00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,- Okay.

00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,Thanks.

00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:02,- Who called?

00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:06,- That was my mother.

00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,And not carrying good news.

00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:12,I ** no longer a welcome member
in the Edwards' household.

00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,They've cut me off,

00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:20,and I was given a severance fee
of $5,
00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:23,and a nice pat on the a***s.

00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,Can't go home.
Can't stay here.

00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,- You know, at least you g***t
that five grand.

00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,I mean, that's workable.

00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,- It's not much to work with.

00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,That's, like, what,

00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,I don't know,
three months of rent?

00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,- No, Charlie, look.

00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:40,You could buy something nice
for yourself,

00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,you know, get a f***g maid.

00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,You could go somewhere.

00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,There's all types of s***t
that you can do with five grand.

00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,- Yes, like go somewhere,

00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,somewhere far away.

00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,Charlie Edwards takes
his last hurrah,

00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:58,ride into the sunset
with his two-string guitar.

00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,- [Chuckles]

00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,- [Imitates metal guitar solo]

00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,- You're a f***g clown.

00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,- I should really learn how
to play this thing.

00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,Into the box.

00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,[Upbeat rock music]

00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:17,♪

00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,- [Whistles]

00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,[Tires squealing]

00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,- I ** your captain
who is speaking.

00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,We have reached our cruising
altitude of 10,000 meters.

00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:54,Flying time to Rome is estimated
at 7 hours and 45 minutes,

00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,piu 'o meno.

00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,We have turned off
the seat belt sign,

00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,and you are now free
to move about the cabin.

00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,If you feel very free,
move into my cabin.

00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,- I have no corkscrew.

00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,We have to suffer.

00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,Magic.

00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:14,- It's the American way
to open a bottle.

00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,- Well, please have
the first drink.

00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,- Thank you.

00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,- The cork is inside,

00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,so we're going
to have to finish it.

00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,- Thank you.

00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,- I smell wine.

00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,What kind of wine do you have?

00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:31,- I mean, see for yourself.

00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,- Ah, no.

00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,Let me see the other one.

00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,Give me.

00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,Give, give.

00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,Ah, negroamaro.

00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,This is from salento,
near my home.

00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,We will drink this one.

00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,Della bologna.

00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,Nice to meet you.

00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,Ciao.
- Ciao.

00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,- Lele.
Ciao.

00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,Lele.
Ciao. Ciao.

00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,- Open, open.
Open this bottle.

00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:51,- God, I'm not gonna feel

00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,my finger for a month.

00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,- A month?

00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,A month is nothing.

00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,My whole life,
I want to come to America.

00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,- And?
Did you have any fun?

00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,[Sirens wailing]

00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,- Please.
Let me stay here!

00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,Tell her, bitch!

00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,I want to be an American.
Tell her!

00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,- Fellas, put him back
on the plane.

00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,- [Speaking italian]
No, no!

00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,- You can't say that
to a woman in America.

00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,Maybe, like, you should have
taken another English class

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