The Drew Carey Show s07e21 Never Been To Spain Subtitles

At 00:00:05,279, Character said: Hey.

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At 00:00:06,740, Character said: Well, that's the last mousetrap. Yeah.

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At 00:00:09,740, Character said: This doesn't get the little b***d I
gotta admit.

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At 00:00:12,160, Character said: He's smarter than we are. Yeah.

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At 00:00:16,040, Character said: All right, you wanna get out of here?
Sure.

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At 00:00:23,680, Character said: After you.

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At 00:00:52,430, Character said: That was close.

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At 00:00:55,550, Character said: Hey, I think we should put a warning
note on the door.

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At 00:00:59,850, Character said: No, the less the mice know, the better.

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At 00:01:03,030, Character said: No, for Drew.

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At 00:01:04,390, Character said: Oh, don't worry about that. I'll come
back early tomorrow morning and get rid

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At 00:01:07,330, Character said: the body and all the trash before Drew
comes home from vacation. Good.

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At 00:01:10,590, Character said: You know, I feel bad.

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At 00:01:12,150, Character said: Poor little guy never stood a chance.
No.

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At 00:01:28,650, Character said: I just g***t a message from Drew. He
didn't go to Florida. He's home sick.

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At 00:01:31,610, Character said: Oh, my God.

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At 00:01:38,430, Character said: Oh,

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At 00:01:45,930, Character said: screw that.

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At 00:01:54,490, Character said: Hey, it's Drew. Please leave a very
short message at the tone.

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At 00:01:59,430, Character said: drew you there pick up the phone it's an
emergency

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At 00:04:12,840, Character said: Let's see what you've studied at the
same rec center.

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At 00:04:17,519, Character said: I want you to die, but I want you to die
with honor.

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At 00:04:46,350, Character said: think it was too hideous to be human. I
was probably a beast from the hills.

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At 00:04:56,670, Character said: Sir, I see in People magazine here that
you're celebrating your 90th birthday by

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At 00:05:03,410, Character said: having a three -day party on the coast
of Spain.

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At 00:05:06,250, Character said: Yeah, it's g***t to be better than last
year.

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At 00:05:08,970, Character said: Daddy rented out this island and there
was this typhoon and all these little

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At 00:05:12,170, Character said: native people washed up on the beach.

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At 00:05:18,370, Character said: wouldn't have come and eaten them, I
don't know what we would have done.

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At 00:05:24,530, Character said: Yes, yes, well, I understand there'll be
lots of famous supermodels and

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At 00:05:29,050, Character said: celebrities at this party.

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At 00:05:30,970, Character said: That's right.

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At 00:05:32,350, Character said: Well, would you like me to be there so I
can wrap you in a big towel when you

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At 00:05:36,110, Character said: walk out of the sea glittering like a
little s***y fish?

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At 00:05:42,670, Character said: Mr. Wick, I'm your boss and I don't
appreciate you talking to me like that.

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At 00:05:47,430, Character said: Plus, You're like twice my age.

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At 00:05:50,000, Character said: Well, perhaps, but you're not too old
for me to take you over my knee.

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At 00:05:56,880, Character said: Or vice versa.

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At 00:06:03,840, Character said: Hey,

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At 00:06:05,880, Character said: Drew. Hey. How was your vacation?

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At 00:06:08,260, Character said: Sucked. I g***t the flu and I couldn't go
anywhere. Then I stepped on a bunch of

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At 00:06:11,200, Character said: mouth traps and I g***t mistaken for a
lesbian in the grocery store.

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At 00:06:17,960, Character said: It isn't fair.

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At 00:06:19,220, Character said: I hardly ever come to work and all these
great things just fall into my lap. And

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At 00:06:23,720, Character said: you are like such a good, hard -working
person and all these horrible things

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At 00:06:27,900, Character said: happen to you.

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At 00:06:29,240, Character said: What's up with that?

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At 00:06:32,020, Character said: Hey, Drew.

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At 00:06:33,560, Character said: Still mad about the mousetraps?

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At 00:06:36,200, Character said: No. No, as a matter of fact, I g***t you
some candy.

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At 00:06:40,120, Character said: I don't think so.

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At 00:06:43,600, Character said: Whoa. More for me.

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At 00:06:55,340, Character said: It came for job recommendations.

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At 00:06:57,860, Character said: Yeah, we saw an ad for airport security
guards to work the night shift. Yeah,

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At 00:07:01,380, Character said: and we need more money now that I'm a
full -time student. We figured, why not

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At 00:07:03,880, Character said: us? Why not you? Here, have some candy.

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At 00:07:06,920, Character said: That's why not me.

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At 00:07:11,840, Character said: Oh, come on, Drew. We really need the
money. Plus, we'll get half off all our

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At 00:07:15,540, Character said: air travel. Yeah, I want to see the
people of the world and all their

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At 00:07:19,200, Character said: diversity.

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At 00:07:20,400, Character said: I don't care how weird they look. I want
to laugh at their foolish customs,

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At 00:07:23,460, Character said: their disgusting food, and their monkey
chatter languages.

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At 00:07:27,220, Character said: All right.

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At 00:07:28,500, Character said: I envy you guys getting to travel the
world.

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At 00:07:31,340, Character said: I hope I can do something like that
while I'm still young enough to get

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At 00:07:36,080, Character said: Hey, Drew.

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At 00:07:37,020, Character said: Yeah. How would you like to come to my
birthday party in Europe?

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At 00:07:41,080, Character said: Are you serious? The one with all the
supermodels and stuff? Yeah.

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At 00:07:44,520, Character said: You deserve it.

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At 00:07:46,120, Character said: You're the only one who gave a d***n
about me when I was trying to learn how

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At 00:07:49,120, Character said: run a store.

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At 00:07:50,500, Character said: It's my way of saying thanks.

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At 00:07:53,140, Character said: Wow. A supermodel party in Europe.

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At 00:07:56,660, Character said: Maybe my looking like a lesbian is
finally going to pay off.

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At 00:08:09,140, Character said: All the metal items out of your pockets?

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At 00:08:14,800, Character said: Yes, but I... a metal plate in my head
take it out put it in the basket

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At 00:08:18,490, Character said: you don't understand it's it's in my
head oh so

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At 00:08:25,330, Character said: it's imaginary it's screwed into his
skull

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At 00:09:08,520, Character said: person through with anything at all, and
I mean anything suspicious about him,

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At 00:09:12,640, Character said: the both of you are fired.

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At 00:09:14,460, Character said: G***t it?

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At 00:09:15,760, Character said: Yes, ma '**.

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At 00:09:19,320, Character said: Okay, step through, please.

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At 00:09:21,680, Character said: Oh, you want to step over here, son?

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At 00:09:23,800, Character said: A little look at your backpack, shall
we?

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At 00:09:28,840, Character said: Baseball mitts.

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At 00:09:30,680, Character said: Boy Scout handbook.

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At 00:09:33,120, Character said: Bible.

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At 00:09:40,400, Character said: too hard there, aren't you, Junior?

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At 00:09:44,340, Character said: Let's see how much you love America
after what they do to you downstairs.

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At 00:09:47,760, Character said: Take him away!

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At 00:09:52,820, Character said: Hey, Drew.

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At 00:09:53,700, Character said: Hey. Getting packed for your big trip
with the supermodels?

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At 00:09:56,680, Character said: Yep.

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At 00:09:57,960, Character said: Great, that's great. I put together a
little care package for you, you know,

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At 00:10:01,200, Character said: your trip. You know, something a guy
like you might use for a wild weekend.

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At 00:10:07,200, Character said: Viagra and a s***y grandpa T -shirt.

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At 00:10:14,120, Character said: That's great. I'll send you a picture of
me on the beach wearing the T -shirt

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At 00:10:16,980, Character said: while I'm digging for clams with my
erection.

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At 00:10:21,280, Character said: Hey, Drew.

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At 00:10:22,360, Character said: Look, I just g***t the new swimsuit issue.

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At 00:10:25,100, Character said: And three of the women in here are going
to be at this party of yours.

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At 00:10:29,820, Character said: Wow. Man, they are so amazing.

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At 00:10:32,820, Character said: Man, what are you going to say to them
when you meet them? I don't know. I

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At 00:10:35,520, Character said: really thought about talking to them.
And my dreams are just kind of bouncing

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At 00:10:39,060, Character said: and down on a trampoline.

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At 00:10:41,870, Character said: For my 16th birthday, you g***t me a
trampoline.

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At 00:10:46,150, Character said: Something related.

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At 00:10:49,610, Character said: Drew, these are some of the top models
in the world.

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At 00:10:52,710, Character said: You can't just show up at the party and
stare at them.

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At 00:10:56,850, Character said: I know. What was I thinking?

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At 00:10:58,870, Character said: Maybe I shouldn't even go. I shouldn't
have dreams about supermodels. I should

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At 00:11:02,490, Character said: have regular dreams like...

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At 00:11:04,460, Character said: Getting a smile from a bank teller or
finding a restaurant that silters

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At 00:11:09,380, Character said: milkshakes and those metal things where
you get some extra milkshake.

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At 00:11:13,700, Character said: Wait a minute.

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At 00:11:15,140, Character said: You're a nobody.

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At 00:11:16,180, Character said: That could be a good thing.

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At 00:11:17,820, Character said: Hey, me.

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At 00:11:18,600, Character said: Nobody knows who you are.

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At 00:11:20,700, Character said: No one has to know you're a 40 -year
-old middle manager.

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At 00:11:24,220, Character said: Right. For one week, you can be anyone
you want.

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At 00:11:27,600, Character said: You could even make up an exotic name
like Slade Sandstone. Yes.

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At 00:11:35,180, Character said: Yeah, maybe I could tell everybody I own
a foot -powered car dealership in

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At 00:11:37,980, Character said: Bedrock.

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At 00:11:40,640, Character said: Okay, well, how about Antoine Silver?

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At 00:11:44,480, Character said: Nice.

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At 00:11:46,260, Character said: Antoine Silver.

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At 00:11:48,040, Character said: Yeah, I like that.

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At 00:11:49,180, Character said: Let me try it out.

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