Kung Fury Eng (2015) Subtitles

At 00:00:18,958, Character said: Hey, you g***t a permit
for those guns?

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At 00:00:22,708, Character said: I g***t your permit right here.

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At 00:00:36,750, Character said: Catchy tune.

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At 00:00:45,542, Character said: F***k this game.

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At 00:00:48,125, Character said: F***K YOU!

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At 00:01:25,625, Character said: We need backup, we need Kung Fury.

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At 00:01:46,500, Character said: Yeah, that's my bicep.

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At 00:01:50,625, Character said: One second babe.

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At 00:01:52,792, Character said: Hello?

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At 00:01:53,584, Character said: We g***t an arcade
machine down here going crazy,

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At 00:01:55,833, Character said: it is killing everybody, it's
destruction, chaos, terror-

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At 00:02:00,042, Character said: What are you gonna do?

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At 00:02:01,625, Character said: My job.

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At 00:03:12,542, Character said: Game over.

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At 00:03:19,583, Character said: I'm a cop and
d***n good at my job.

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At 00:03:24,375, Character said: It all began years ago.

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At 00:03:26,667, Character said: In the line of duty,

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At 00:03:27,792, Character said: me and my partner were
chasing down

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At 00:03:29,500, Character said: a mysterious Kung Fu-master.

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At 00:03:32,708, Character said: You're under arrest, punk.

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At 00:03:34,875, Character said: Show us your hands.

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At 00:03:38,292, Character said: Good work, Dragon.

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At 00:03:39,375, Character said: That crazy stunt could've
killed us both.

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At 00:03:41,167, Character said: But goddammit, you're the
best partner I've ever had.

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At 00:03:44,375, Character said: Thanks, I learned from the best,

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At 00:03:47,792, Character said: You're like a father to me,

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At 00:03:49,708, Character said: With one fatal blow,
he hit my partner.

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At 00:03:54,833, Character said: I could tell
he was dead straight off.

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At 00:04:03,792, Character said: Before I could pull the trigger

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At 00:04:06,708, Character said: I was hit by lightning
and bitten by a cobra.

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At 00:04:11,292, Character said: I blacked out.

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At 00:04:15,292, Character said: And saw images of ancient
Shaolin temples and monks,

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At 00:04:19,167, Character said: mastering the art of Kung Fu.

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At 00:04:21,792, Character said: There was an ancient prophecy,

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At 00:04:23,000, Character said: about a new form
of Kung Fu so powerful,

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At 00:04:25,917, Character said: only one man could master it.

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At 00:04:28,500, Character said: The chosen one,

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At 00:04:31,667, Character said: When I woke up,

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At 00:04:32,668, Character said: I saw the Kung Fu master
running towards me.

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At 00:04:35,750, Character said: I could feel my body mutate

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At 00:04:37,458, Character said: into some sort of
Kung Fu freak of nature,

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At 00:04:53,292, Character said: You!

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At 00:04:55,208, Character said: You are the chosen one!

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At 00:04:58,375, Character said: - Knock, knock.
- Who's there?

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At 00:05:02,167, Character said: Knuckles.

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At 00:05:24,708, Character said: As a memento,

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At 00:05:26,250, Character said: I put on a strip of cloth
from the dead Kung Fu master.

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At 00:05:29,333, Character said: I decided I would use
my new super Kung Fu powers

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At 00:05:33,000, Character said: to fight crime.

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At 00:05:33,959, Character said: So, I became
the best cop in the world.

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At 00:05:36,250, Character said: I became, Kung Fury.

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At 00:06:32,125, Character said: I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury,

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At 00:06:34,000, Character said: I just g***t back from city hall,
$50 million worth of damages,

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At 00:06:38,042, Character said: and I g***t the mayor up
my a***s like a fag on Viagra,

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At 00:06:41,583, Character said: How ** I going to explain
this to the press?

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At 00:06:45,375, Character said: You just destroyed an entire
city block for Christ's sake.

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At 00:06:49,792, Character said: Didn't you tell me
to block it out?

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At 00:06:51,875, Character said: I told you do it by the book.

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At 00:06:53,833, Character said: Cut the bullshit.

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At 00:06:55,083, Character said: Nobody else could have stopped

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At 00:06:56,375, Character said: that arcade machine
and you know it.

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At 00:07:00,292, Character said: Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury.

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At 00:07:03,375, Character said: You need to start following
the rules like the rest of us,

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At 00:07:07,458, Character said: so I'm assigning you
a new partner.

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At 00:07:09,833, Character said: What?
Hell no, I work alone.

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At 00:07:12,083, Character said: Not anymore you don't.

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At 00:07:13,500, Character said: Say hi to your new partner,
Triceracop,

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At 00:07:17,708, Character said: Very nice meeting you Kung Fury,

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At 00:07:19,375, Character said: looking forward to
working with you.

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At 00:07:22,292, Character said: You're like a father to me,

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At 00:07:27,417, Character said: I work alone,

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At 00:07:28,750, Character said: Either you team up
with Triceracop,

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At 00:07:31,625, Character said: or you're off the case.

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At 00:07:33,500, Character said: I'm not off the case,

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At 00:07:35,583, Character said: I quit.

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At 00:07:47,833, Character said: Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test.

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At 00:07:51,250, Character said: It was positive, yeah?

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At 00:07:52,333, Character said: What the hell are you talking about?

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At 00:07:54,458, Character said: Yeah no problem.

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At 00:07:55,833, Character said: Give me the phone.

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At 00:08:04,042, Character said: What the hell is this?

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At 00:08:07,833, Character said: - Chief McNickles speaking.
- Is this the police?

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At 00:08:11,958, Character said: - Yeah, this is the police.
- F***k you!

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At 00:08:34,083, Character said: I need someone
to trace that call!

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At 00:08:37,125, Character said: But that's impossible!

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At 00:08:38,875, Character said: Not for me it isn't,

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At 00:08:46,917, Character said: Hackerman, he's the
most powerful hacker of all time.

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At 00:08:55,250, Character said: Follow me.

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At 00:08:58,792, Character said: I was able to
triangulate the cell phone signal

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At 00:09:02,167, Character said: and trace the caller.

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At 00:09:04,917, Character said: His name is Adolf Hitler.

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At 00:09:06,667, Character said: Hitler, he's the worst
criminal of all time.

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At 00:09:10,750, Character said: Do you know him, sir?

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At 00:09:12,250, Character said: I guess you could say that.

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At 00:09:13,417, Character said: In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.

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At 00:09:17,417, Character said: He was so good at Kung Fu,

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At 00:09:18,958, Character said: that he decided to change
his name to Kung Fuhrer.

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At 00:09:24,375, Character said: But he didn't stop there.

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At 00:09:25,917, Character said: He knew of
the Kung Fury prophecy,

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At 00:09:28,333, Character said: and wanted to claim the throne.

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At 00:09:29,917, Character said: He and his posse of
Nazi soldiers

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At 00:09:32,292, Character said: conducted experiments for years,

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At 00:09:45,750, Character said: But they weren't able
to figure out

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At 00:09:47,333, Character said: how to master the art
of Kung Fury.

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At 00:09:51,875, Character said: And one day,

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At 00:09:52,876, Character said: he disappeared
from the face of the earth.

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At 00:09:55,333, Character said: And no-one has seen him
ever since.

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At 00:09:58,417, Character said: Until now.

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At 00:09:59,293, Character said: I guess he figured if he could
find and kill the chosen one,

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At 00:10:02,875, Character said: he would become
Kung Fury himself.

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At 00:10:04,625, Character said: He must have traveled in time
in order to get here,

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At 00:10:07,667, Character said: that's probably why
he disappeared.

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At 00:10:10,833, Character said: So, what're you gonna do?

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At 00:10:13,167, Character said: My job.

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At 00:10:13,959, Character said: I'm gonna go back in time
to Nazi Germany,

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At 00:10:16,500, Character said: and kill Hitler,
once and for all.

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At 00:10:18,458, Character said: So, how are you gonna do that?

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At 00:10:21,375, Character said: I'm not sure.

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At 00:10:22,708, Character said: I need some sort of
time machine.

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At 00:10:29,417, Character said: Wait a minute,

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At 00:10:30,376, Character said: using an RX modulator,
I might be able to conduct

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At 00:10:32,375, Character said: a mainframe cell direct and
hack the uplink to the download.

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At 00:10:36,042, Character said: What does that mean?

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At 00:10:37,083, Character said: With the right algorithms,
I can hack you back in time.

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At 00:10:41,500, Character said: Just like a time machine.

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At 00:10:43,833, Character said: Well then, it's hacking time.

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At 00:12:06,458, Character said: No!

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At 00:13:11,042, Character said: F***k!

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At 00:13:12,917, Character said: That's a Laser-Raptor.

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At 00:13:13,958, Character said: I thought they went
extinct thousands of years ago.

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At 00:13:42,500, Character said: Who are you?

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At 00:13:44,208, Character said: My name,

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At 00:13:46,667, Character said: is Barbarianna.

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At 00:13:54,625, Character said: What year is this?

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At 00:13:56,292, Character said: It's the Viking age.

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At 00:13:57,708, Character said: That explains the Laser-Raptor.
F***k!

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At 00:14:00,750, Character said: I went too far back in time.

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At 00:14:02,792, Character said: You need to get out
of this valley.

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At 00:14:04,583, Character said: This place is swarming
with Laser-Raptors.

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At 00:14:07,042, Character said: I'll meet you at the God's drop.
Katana can help you get there.

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At 00:14:11,458, Character said: Who's Katana?

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At 00:14:12,958, Character said: I'm Katana.

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At 00:14:18,000, Character said: I can give you a ride to Asgard.

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At 00:14:20,833, Character said: A ride on...